Nancy Pelosi & company yuk it up while stimulus becomes a national joke

House Speaker Nancy “Know Your Math” Pelosi is at the Washington Press Club Foundation’s dinner tonight along with other Beltway lawmakers.
Lots of MSM types Twittering the event, including Roll Call and WaPo’s The Sleuth. From all reports, it sounds like Pelosi and company are yukking it up. Glad they can laugh while they and their colossal failure of a “stimulus” package have become the biggest joke in America.
Pelosi apparently joked that times are so tough at the NYTimes that when Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner gets a call from the paper, he doesn’t know if it’s a media inquiry or a bailout request.
She also made fun of President Obama’s ears, saying his e-mail address is “I’m all ears at whitehouse.com.”
Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar made a joke that would have had Rush Limbaugh boycotted by GLAAD if he had made it. She quipped: “I raised $17,000 from ex-boyfriends. Barney Frank holds that record in the House.”
And the Sleuth at WaPo adds that she overheard Pelosi saying she “wants to pee on the Washington Times.”
Stay classy, Nan.
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That’s a scary picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn’t her head be exploding from too much botox? Now I’d almost pay to see that.
Truly the smartest woman in DC, even smarter than Hillary Clinton.
/sarc
Maybe if she and Barney Frank woke up next to each other one morning, they would come to thier senses.
This is getting absolutely awful.
The face that wasted a trillion bucks.
That would be enough to turn anybody gay.
She might want to pee on the Washington Times–but I wonder if she realizes how many people would like to pee on her. What a twit.
It is readily apparent that the only people in California who are stupider than Pelosi are the voters who re-elect her.
Don’t make Barney that offer. He might take you up on it.
And she’s how old now? 12?
How come the story on Pelosi was accompanied by a picture of Jack Nicholson as the Joker? I don’t get it.
Another Campaign Promise Under the Bus
Patterico has the article(s).
I haven’t read the entire bill or where it started and how many kids it covers now, but these numbers look way WAY wrong.
That’s about $9400.00 PER KID???
No wonder they’re all yukkin it up, the buyout of America is ‘progressing’ nicely.
They’ve got $900 BILLION bucks more to laugh about.
The left won’t lose an election for 50 years.
Unfortunately, I am not a member of twitter, so I was unable to read the link.
My question is, that at these type of events aren’t jokes, and such, regularly told?
texvet said:
That was funny, I just spewed beer on my computer screen.
A little OT:
I just saw Greta interview Sen. Burris from IL on the pork package and had a flashback. What was the name of the guy that hosted the “Gong Show?” The Sen. looks like him in black face.
I wouldn’t pee on her if she was on fire.
Enjoy dinner now Nancy, because soon your lunch is going to get eaten.
Chuck Barris.
Thanks TooMuch- I was close but no banana. Still, just look at him. Same smarmy smile.
As long as jokes are being told:
If I had a dog that looked like that I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards.
On another post someone made the comment that Nan was dumber than a box of rocks. I find that insulting….
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….to rocks.
I’m at a complete loss for the right words to describe how I feel about this current crop of Democrats in leadership roles in Washington. If used words even close to how I feel, I would no doubt be banned from this site.
Don’t tempt me.
Hey, nice dog…but don’t you think Rover needs a bit more Botox?
Don’t be too sure of that.
We had one American Revolution…time for another one?
they fiddle while Rome Burns from the fire they started, the best yet is as Bowie put it their putting out fire with gasolene (and calling it stimulas)
*Nazi Pelosi will not have the last laugh; The longer she, P-BO, Harry Reid, and Barney Frank remain the face of the Democrat Party and continue to shove socialism/marxism our way, the sooner it will be for the grownups to take over.
*Pelosi and Claire McCaskill are currently running neck and neck for the most empty headed biological shell ever to hold public office.
Sure – her owner trained her on it…
Best line in the whole thing. It’s hilarious because it’s true.
She wants to pee on the Washington Times? What’s the matter, isn’t she House broken yet?
Pelosi is going to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for two things. Wasting more tax dollars than anyone on the planet and having the worst pictures on the planet. That is enough to clean your stomach out.
I’m hoping she ends up in there for an entirely different reason
But even if that never comes true, she still has one perfect Judge she will never escape.
She looks like she was trapped on a tilt-a-whirl.
And the Sleuth at WaPo adds that she overheard Pelosi saying she “wants to pee on the Washington Times.”
There goes my appetite.
So she wants to pee on the Washington Times, does she? Well, since I’ve been wiping my a** with her ugly picture for the past two years, I guess you can call that “bipartisanship”.
Take THAT, San Fran Nan.
OK, and I have to add one of the funniest jokes I ever heard about Gloria Vanderbilt, which clearly is in order for San Fran Nan:
“If she has one more facelift, she’ll have a goatee”.
Bada BING!
Much too late. Nothing classy about either San Fran or Nan. Its all reprobate so what can you expect from the one they pick to represent them in DC.
Can you say ‘Nero’ and smell the smoke?
This idiot is a disgrace to this country.
The DC press pool reporting on the Congressional cesspool covered in Pelosi pond scum.
I have never been impressed with Ms. Pelosi’s vapid display of intellect.
Term limits.
For the love of God…
term limits.
I don’t remember my guidance counselor listing “Congress” as a career when I was in high school.
That photo might give me nightmares tonight. Yikes!
Yeah, San Fran Nan is always a class act…. grade school.
Pelosi made fun of Obama’s ears??? What is she—raaaacist??
Please San Fran Nan, put on a mask!
The more I see Pelosi, the more I’m becoming convinced that she is either on drugs, or she drinks too much. She is becoming delusional and living in a fantasy world; one that she controls. I figure that one day, she’ll lose everything, and get carted off to some “rehab for the celebs”, for some psychiatric counseling.
And bags under her eyes.
This woman is dumber than a box of rocks. How, in God’s name, can such an idiot ascend to Speaker of the House? I’d be willing to bet that a three-digit IQ disqualifies anyone from serving in Congress.
I wonder if she knows that’s a porn site? I found out the hard way when I wanted to go to whitehouse.gov!
I love that these folks are so stupid they don’t realize when they’ve overstepped so far they’re over the edge!
I think we are being governed by perhaps the collection of the dumbest people on the planet. Actually, let me correct that. The dumbest people on the planet are the nitwits that voted these people into office. (That includes all liberals and the RINOs.)
I know we laugh at their antics. If we didn’t we would all be crying at what has become of the United States of America.
Love the photo add for too much Botox.
Classy, indeed. Pearls on swine.
Speaking of jokes…
Likely future US Senator/former smack addict declares pigs a greater danger than Osama bin Laden.
mattymatt10:
Probably because your counselor thought too highly of you to even bring up the idea.
Not any more. He closed it down years ago, when he had kids.
If there’s one thing that you can always count on from Dems/liberals, it’s that they’ve got lots of class.
Low-class.
On February 4th, 2009 at 10:27 pm, torabora said:
“The face that wasted a trillion bucks.”
The face that stops a billion trucks.
“Maybe if she and Barney Frank woke up next to each other one morning, they would come to thier senses.”
Now that I think about it has anyone ever seen Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi in the same room or together? Maybe Nancy Pelosi IS Barney Frank?
Now THERE’S a CSI episode!
I heard that France and Germany are concerned about how far to Socialism the USA is going. Wow, France and Germany are worried? This is not a joke folks. This is real.
In 2010 we can drop a house on her at the polls.
SImon86 – You have got to be kidding?!?!?!
Whoa! That IS scary.
Stay classy?
That presupposes that she has up to this point been classy….
Nice one!
Let’s be honest, I think it would be a full and lengthy beard.
She’s still a twit…..but a twit with power. Woe to us!
Nothing to see here folks, it’s just Democrats being Democrats. Move along and leave your paycheck at the door on your way out.
There might be hope for Republicans, after all. If Comrade Pelosky and company are already so out of touch with voter distaste for the GenTheft Act, there could be some real gains for Repubs in the ’10 elections.
Someone should tell Nancy that the domain name for the White House is whitehouse.gov.
On February 5th, 2009 at 12:12 pm, dan708 said:
That would be really cool, but the LameStreamMedia will be apoplectically desperate to save their slobbering investment in Obambi.
However, if the electorate is smart enough to see through it (doubtful), and the Republicans start behaving like actual Conservtives (doubtful), the agony that the Left will feel will be incredible.
That picture might be scary, but look into her eyes. The lights are on ,but nobodys home.