Nancy Pelosi & company yuk it up while stimulus becomes a national joke

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 4, 2009 10:19 PM

House Speaker Nancy “Know Your Math” Pelosi is at the Washington Press Club Foundation’s dinner tonight along with other Beltway lawmakers.

Lots of MSM types Twittering the event, including Roll Call and WaPo’s The Sleuth. From all reports, it sounds like Pelosi and company are yukking it up. Glad they can laugh while they and their colossal failure of a “stimulus” package have become the biggest joke in America.

Pelosi apparently joked that times are so tough at the NYTimes that when Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner gets a call from the paper, he doesn’t know if it’s a media inquiry or a bailout request.

She also made fun of President Obama’s ears, saying his e-mail address is “I’m all ears at whitehouse.com.”

Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar made a joke that would have had Rush Limbaugh boycotted by GLAAD if he had made it. She quipped: “I raised $17,000 from ex-boyfriends. Barney Frank holds that record in the House.”

And the Sleuth at WaPo adds that she overheard Pelosi saying she “wants to pee on the Washington Times.”

Stay classy, Nan.

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  1. #1
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:23 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    That’s a scary picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. #2
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:23 pm, rfjjulie said:

    Shouldn’t her head be exploding from too much botox? Now I’d almost pay to see that.

  3. #3
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:24 pm, Frank DiGiorgio said:

    Truly the smartest woman in DC, even smarter than Hillary Clinton.

    /sarc

  4. #4
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:25 pm, rfjjulie said:

    Maybe if she and Barney Frank woke up next to each other one morning, they would come to thier senses.

    This is getting absolutely awful.

  5. #5
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:27 pm, torabora said:

    The face that wasted a trillion bucks.

  6. #6
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm, txvet2 said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:25 pm, rfjjulie said:

    Maybe if she and Barney Frank woke up next to each other one morning, they would come to thier senses.

    That would be enough to turn anybody gay.

  7. #7
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm, NC BLUE said:

    She might want to pee on the Washington Times–but I wonder if she realizes how many people would like to pee on her. What a twit.

  8. #8
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:34 pm, txvet2 said:

    It is readily apparent that the only people in California who are stupider than Pelosi are the voters who re-elect her.

  9. #9
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:34 pm, txvet2 said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm, NC BLUE said:

    She might want to pee on the Washington Times–but I wonder if she realizes how many people would like to pee on her. What a twit.

    Don’t make Barney that offer. He might take you up on it.

  10. #10
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:37 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    She also made fun of President Obama’s ears, saying his e-mail address is “I’m all ears at whitehouse.com.”

    And she’s how old now? 12?

  11. #11
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:39 pm, meangreenfan said:

    How come the story on Pelosi was accompanied by a picture of Jack Nicholson as the Joker? I don’t get it.

  12. #12
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:40 pm, shooter said:

    Barack Obama on Wednesday signed a law expanding a health program to include 3.5 million uninsured children, advancing an overhaul of the U.S. healthcare system despite the embarrassing withdrawal of his nominee to lead the initiative.

    Obama signed the legislation at a White House ceremony just hours after the U.S. House of Representatives voted 290-135 for the $32.8 billion expansion of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program,

    Another Campaign Promise Under the Bus
    Patterico has the article(s).
    I haven’t read the entire bill or where it started and how many kids it covers now, but these numbers look way WAY wrong.
    That’s about $9400.00 PER KID???

    No wonder they’re all yukkin it up, the buyout of America is ‘progressing’ nicely.
    They’ve got $900 BILLION bucks more to laugh about.
    The left won’t lose an election for 50 years.

  13. #13
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:41 pm, zyzzyg said:

    Unfortunately, I am not a member of twitter, so I was unable to read the link.

    My question is, that at these type of events aren’t jokes, and such, regularly told?

  14. #14
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:43 pm, rfjjulie said:

    texvet said:

    That was funny, I just spewed beer on my computer screen.

    A little OT:

    I just saw Greta interview Sen. Burris from IL on the pork package and had a flashback. What was the name of the guy that hosted the “Gong Show?” The Sen. looks like him in black face.

  15. #15
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:45 pm, gco said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm, NC BLUE said:
    She might want to pee on the Washington Times–but I wonder if she realizes how many people would like to pee on her.

    I wouldn’t pee on her if she was on fire.

  16. #16
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:46 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Enjoy dinner now Nancy, because soon your lunch is going to get eaten.

  17. #17
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:46 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    What was the name of the guy that hosted the “Gong Show?”

    Chuck Barris.

  18. #18
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:50 pm, rfjjulie said:

    Thanks TooMuch- I was close but no banana. Still, just look at him. Same smarmy smile.

  19. #19
    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:50 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:27 pm, torabora said:
    The face that wasted a trillion bucks.

    As long as jokes are being told:

    If I had a dog that looked like that I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards.

    On another post someone made the comment that Nan was dumber than a box of rocks. I find that insulting….
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    ….to rocks.

  20. #20
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, jangar said:

    I’m at a complete loss for the right words to describe how I feel about this current crop of Democrats in leadership roles in Washington. If used words even close to how I feel, I would no doubt be banned from this site.

    I wouldn’t pee on her if she was on fire.

    Don’t tempt me.

    If I had a dog that looked like that I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards.

    Hey, nice dog…but don’t you think Rover needs a bit more Botox?

    The left won’t lose an election for 50 years.

    Don’t be too sure of that.

    We had one American Revolution…time for another one?

  21. #21
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:04 pm, TheCityTroll said:

    they fiddle while Rome Burns from the fire they started, the best yet is as Bowie put it their putting out fire with gasolene (and calling it stimulas)

  22. #22
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:16 pm, bjc said:

    *Nazi Pelosi will not have the last laugh; The longer she, P-BO, Harry Reid, and Barney Frank remain the face of the Democrat Party and continue to shove socialism/marxism our way, the sooner it will be for the grownups to take over.
    *Pelosi and Claire McCaskill are currently running neck and neck for the most empty headed biological shell ever to hold public office.

  23. #23
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:23 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    And the Sleuth at WaPo adds that she overheard Pelosi saying she “wants to pee on the Washington Times.”

    Sure – her owner trained her on it…

  24. #24
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:43 pm, cunderwood said:

    She quipped: “I raised $17,000 from ex-boyfriends. Barney Frank holds that record in the House.”

    Best line in the whole thing. It’s hilarious because it’s true.

  25. #25
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:49 pm, Ron said:

    She wants to pee on the Washington Times? What’s the matter, isn’t she House broken yet?

  26. #26
    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm, JDinTX said:

    Pelosi is going to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for two things. Wasting more tax dollars than anyone on the planet and having the worst pictures on the planet. That is enough to clean your stomach out.

  27. #27
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:20 am, alaskangrizzly said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm, JDinTX said:

    Pelosi is going to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for two things. Wasting more tax dollars than anyone on the planet and having the worst pictures on the planet. That is enough to clean your stomach out.

    I’m hoping she ends up in there for an entirely different reason :evil: But even if that never comes true, she still has one perfect Judge she will never escape.

  28. #28
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:28 am, Bill Grant said:

    She looks like she was trapped on a tilt-a-whirl.

  29. #29
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:32 am, tbear44 said:

    And the Sleuth at WaPo adds that she overheard Pelosi saying she “wants to pee on the Washington Times.”

    There goes my appetite.

  30. #30
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:43 am, vickisoup said:

    So she wants to pee on the Washington Times, does she? Well, since I’ve been wiping my a** with her ugly picture for the past two years, I guess you can call that “bipartisanship”.
    Take THAT, San Fran Nan.
    8)

  31. #31
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:44 am, vickisoup said:

    OK, and I have to add one of the funniest jokes I ever heard about Gloria Vanderbilt, which clearly is in order for San Fran Nan:
    “If she has one more facelift, she’ll have a goatee”.
    Bada BING!
    :lol:

  32. #32
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:50 am, simcoe said:

    Stay classy, Nan

    Much too late. Nothing classy about either San Fran or Nan. Its all reprobate so what can you expect from the one they pick to represent them in DC.

    …Pelosi and company are yukking it up. Glad they can laugh while they and their colossal failure of a “stimulus” package have become the biggest joke in America.

    Can you say ‘Nero’ and smell the smoke?

  33. #33
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:58 am, WisCon said:

    This idiot is a disgrace to this country.

  34. #34
    On February 5th, 2009 at 1:04 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    The DC press pool reporting on the Congressional cesspool covered in Pelosi pond scum.

  35. #35
    On February 5th, 2009 at 1:28 am, BrianNY said:
  36. #36
    On February 5th, 2009 at 1:31 am, mattymatt10 said:

    Term limits.

    For the love of God…

    term limits.

    I don’t remember my guidance counselor listing “Congress” as a career when I was in high school.

  37. #37
    On February 5th, 2009 at 1:46 am, Joy said:

    That photo might give me nightmares tonight. Yikes!

    Yeah, San Fran Nan is always a class act…. grade school.

  38. #38
    On February 5th, 2009 at 1:55 am, Micheleeroo said:

    Pelosi made fun of Obama’s ears??? What is she—raaaacist??

  39. #39
    On February 5th, 2009 at 3:03 am, love2rumba said:

    Please San Fran Nan, put on a mask!

  40. #40
    On February 5th, 2009 at 5:28 am, graysonret said:

    The more I see Pelosi, the more I’m becoming convinced that she is either on drugs, or she drinks too much. She is becoming delusional and living in a fantasy world; one that she controls. I figure that one day, she’ll lose everything, and get carted off to some “rehab for the celebs”, for some psychiatric counseling.

  41. #41
    On February 5th, 2009 at 6:38 am, Tennessee Dave said:

    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:44 am, vickisoup said:
    OK, and I have to add one of the funniest jokes I ever heard about Gloria Vanderbilt, which clearly is in order for San Fran Nan:
    “If she has one more facelift, she’ll have a goatee”.
    Bada BING!

    And bags under her eyes.

  42. #42
    On February 5th, 2009 at 6:41 am, orlandocajun said:

    This woman is dumber than a box of rocks. How, in God’s name, can such an idiot ascend to Speaker of the House? I’d be willing to bet that a three-digit IQ disqualifies anyone from serving in Congress.

  43. #43
    On February 5th, 2009 at 6:45 am, DagneyT said:

    “I’m all ears at whitehouse.com.”

    I wonder if she knows that’s a porn site? I found out the hard way when I wanted to go to whitehouse.gov!
    I love that these folks are so stupid they don’t realize when they’ve overstepped so far they’re over the edge!

  44. #44
    On February 5th, 2009 at 7:03 am, jjmurphy said:

    I think we are being governed by perhaps the collection of the dumbest people on the planet. Actually, let me correct that. The dumbest people on the planet are the nitwits that voted these people into office. (That includes all liberals and the RINOs.)

    I know we laugh at their antics. If we didn’t we would all be crying at what has become of the United States of America.

  45. #45
    On February 5th, 2009 at 7:22 am, Lindsay said:

    Love the photo add for too much Botox.

    Classy, indeed. Pearls on swine.

  46. #46
    On February 5th, 2009 at 7:30 am, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:
  47. #47
    On February 5th, 2009 at 7:37 am, Cameron said:

    mattymatt10:

    I don’t remember my guidance counselor listing “Congress” as a career when I was in high school.

    Probably because your counselor thought too highly of you to even bring up the idea.

  48. #48
    On February 5th, 2009 at 8:07 am, MarcoPolo said:

    I wonder if she knows that’s a porn site? I found out the hard way when I wanted to go to whitehouse.gov!

    Not any more. He closed it down years ago, when he had kids.

  49. #49
    On February 5th, 2009 at 8:26 am, longbow said:

    If there’s one thing that you can always count on from Dems/liberals, it’s that they’ve got lots of class.

    Low-class.

  50. #50
    On February 5th, 2009 at 8:30 am, cicerokid said:

    On February 4th, 2009 at 10:27 pm, torabora said:
    “The face that wasted a trillion bucks.”

    The face that stops a billion trucks.

  51. #51
    On February 5th, 2009 at 8:39 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    “Maybe if she and Barney Frank woke up next to each other one morning, they would come to thier senses.”

    Now that I think about it has anyone ever seen Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi in the same room or together? Maybe Nancy Pelosi IS Barney Frank?

    Now THERE’S a CSI episode!

  52. #52
    On February 5th, 2009 at 9:14 am, Simon86 said:

    I heard that France and Germany are concerned about how far to Socialism the USA is going. Wow, France and Germany are worried? This is not a joke folks. This is real.

  53. #53
    On February 5th, 2009 at 9:20 am, jangar said:

    In 2010 we can drop a house on her at the polls.

  54. #54
    On February 5th, 2009 at 9:25 am, jjmurphy said:

    I heard that France and Germany are concerned about how far to Socialism the USA is going.

    SImon86 – You have got to be kidding?!?!?!

    Whoa! That IS scary.

  55. #55
    On February 5th, 2009 at 9:32 am, granite said:

    Stay classy, Nan.

    Stay classy?

    That presupposes that she has up to this point been classy….

  56. #56
    On February 5th, 2009 at 9:40 am, TXGator said:

    vickisoup said:
    OK, and I have to add one of the funniest jokes I ever heard about Gloria Vanderbilt, which clearly is in order for San Fran Nan:
    “If she has one more facelift, she’ll have a goatee”.
    Bada BING!

    Nice one!
    Let’s be honest, I think it would be a full and lengthy beard.

  57. #57
    On February 5th, 2009 at 9:42 am, mytake said:

    She’s still a twit…..but a twit with power. Woe to us!

  58. #58
    On February 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am, PKAmmoTroop said:

    Nothing to see here folks, it’s just Democrats being Democrats. Move along and leave your paycheck at the door on your way out.

  59. #59
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:12 pm, dan708 said:

    There might be hope for Republicans, after all. If Comrade Pelosky and company are already so out of touch with voter distaste for the GenTheft Act, there could be some real gains for Repubs in the ’10 elections.

  60. #60
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:16 pm, JeffH said:

    Someone should tell Nancy that the domain name for the White House is whitehouse.gov.

  61. #61
    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:20 pm, Gorebot said:

    On February 5th, 2009 at 12:12 pm, dan708 said:

    There might be hope for Republicans, after all. If Comrade Pelosky and company are already so out of touch with voter distaste for the GenTheft Act, there could be some real gains for Repubs in the ‘10 elections.

    That would be really cool, but the LameStreamMedia will be apoplectically desperate to save their slobbering investment in Obambi.

    However, if the electorate is smart enough to see through it (doubtful), and the Republicans start behaving like actual Conservtives (doubtful), the agony that the Left will feel will be incredible.

  62. #62
    On February 5th, 2009 at 1:49 pm, Savage24 said:

    That picture might be scary, but look into her eyes. The lights are on ,but nobodys home.

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