Savior holds first fear-mongering press conference

The wealth-redistributor-in-chief, his High Holiness, is set to begin his first official prime-time press conference at 8pm Eastern.
Will he go all Howard Dean?
Will he get snippy?
Drinking game buzzwords: “Bipartisan,” “crisis,” “get the economy moving again,” “create jobs.”
Add your own.
Update 8:05pm Eastern. President Obama. “It is only government that can break the vicious cycle.”
Jobs, jobs, jobs. Investment, investment, investment.
Gag. President Obama claims to be acting on behalf of my children and grandchildren.
Stop, thief.
Update 8:13pm Eastern. Obama dissing those who have criticized FDR’s growth-stifling interventions. Attempts to shut down and whitewash the economic dissenters. It’s the Obama way.
8:15pm Eastern. BOHICA. Obama says trillion-dollar porkulus is “just one step.” Mentions Geithner initiatives still to come…here comes the new mortgage entitlement.
8:40pm Eastern. Huffington Post has a seat in the WH press conference room. Nutroots membership has its privileges.
8:58pm Eastern. Obama lectures conservatives: “People need to break out of their ideological rigidity.”
Repeatedly insists that there is no dissent among economists about his porkulus.
I repeat: President Obama, you can’t stifle this dissent.
Ends the press conference: “Thank you, guys.”
To quote Twitter conservative Lea Hendry Valle:”I’ll be holding onto my ideological rigidity until they pry it from my cold dead fingers.”
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“we will..”
I can’t bear to watch this, I have my TV on the Home and Garden TV channel watching “property virgins” look for their first house. HAHA, good luck finding a mortgage, which this porkulus bill does NOT address the credit freeze!!
Chapoutier’s drinking game includes “jobs” “create” and “the”.
is there a day that this guy isn’t on TV?? He’s getting to be like my Sen. Chucky Cheese Schumer- who never saw a camera he didn’t jump in front of.
karenhasfreedom,
Hgtv… Ha ha! Me to!
“Not a single earmark”?
This guy is a lying Bozo. And that’s his strong suit. What an idiot!!!
Boy does he sound mad.
He’s taking questions.
No promoter.
So obvious.
This idiot is in perpetual-campaign mode. I guess that’s his out if the country implodes in the next four years.
BLAME BUSH!
“…over half of the job loss has taken place in the last 3 months…”
Does this mean he’s admitting that the TARP didn’t work?
His administration “inherited” this crisis, they didn’t want it but are stuck with it and will act. He sounded like he had just watched the movie MASH and was rehearsing that line delivered by Hawkeye!
This is the basis of everything that is wrong with the Democratic Party. They think the government needs to control everyone and is the only answer to every problem. These are the same exact people who bitched and moaned about Bush saying he was using fear to make people support a war on terror. But when they use fear to make people go along with what they want, its good government. HYPOCRISY. Plain and simple. Time and time again.
TARP was not designed to attack unemployment. It was designed to keep the financial system from collapsing.
Blame Bush again.
Failed last 8 years.
Now he’s raising the white flag concerning Iran.
Oh my, he is stumbling over the war question. I guess he was not prepped by the pre-submitted questions.
This guy is lying through his communist teeth. How is it Bipartisan when only 3 Republicans crossed the isle?
What a loser, without a teleprompter he cannot form a cohesive sentence without rambling on and on and on.
I would like to stick a fork in him too.
Did Obama really start off by saying “You can have complete confidence in me”?
I think it’s time for a history lesson. How many policies have failed starting off with that phrase?
Mutual respect??? He is sooo naive.
Just waiting on Helen to lob him a nice softball with lots of slobber on it.
Since Obama has never run a business, or taken a business or finance class in his entire life, let me advise:
Tax CUTS…capital gains tax CUTS…PRIVATE industry…is what will work in this country to get things moving. Small businesses and entrepreneurs have always driven this country forward and contributed most to the economy. But unfortunately, Obama thinks that anyone who makes $250K is too “rich” and deserves a tax hike. Sorry, but history shows that tax hikes (especially in a recession), make things worse.
Government is the answer for the left wing fools.
Financial situation? Let the banks figure it out on their own. They brought this mess on with the help of our government in the name of “diversity” and “fairness”. Throwing more money at these fools is like throwing more fuel at a fire.
Washington has a lot of bad habits? Like debate? Like committee hearings? As I said earlier, The One is an arrogant idiot.
Short term votes?
Ha.
Wonder what the 3 got in exchange?
2010.
By the time this clown answers a question, the economy will be in recovery.
What the hell has this country done? We are so screwed…..
IT’S A STOOL ALRIGHT
“I inherited it…”
Here we go…blaming Bush.
How about Barney Frank and Chris Dudd?
How about those two who REALLY got us into this mess?
Huh? Did I just hear him right? There are no earmarks in this package? Is he high again?
More like a stool sample!
He said it again, “there are no earmarks in this package.”
This is the basis of everything that is wrong with the Democratic Party. They think the government needs to control everyone and is the only answer to every problem. These are the same exact people who griped and moaned about Bush saying he was using fear to make people support a war on terror. But when they use fear to make people go along with what they want, its good government. HYPOCRISY. Plain and simple. Time and time again.
WHT DOES THE COAST GUARD NEED AN ICE BREAKER FOR? ALL THE ICE IS MELTING AND WILL BE GONE BY THE TIME THE SHIP IS DONE
Can we get Biden to ask FDR to stand up like he did to Senator Chuck Graham.
If he says he inherited this deficit one more time, I might puke. What was he, on the sidelines watching? The President can’t spend without the Congress initiating the bills doofus!! He either voted for them or voted present to avoid voting for them. Either way, he’s just as much to blame!!
Good grief, I can’t believe I’ve got to listen to this idiot for the next 4 years.
Best drinking game word. “Uhhh”..you’ll have terminal alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes.
Goodness… Obbie is one CLUELESS BASTARD
Oh good, blame healthcare and doctors
geez, ask a question and 30 minutes of bantering later you wonder what exactly he said.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
Gosh, this guy likes the sound of his own voice…
I just read the Bloomberg article on the health care provisions of the bill and it is frightening.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&refer=columnist_mccaughey&sid=aLzfDxfbwhzs
They obviously have found one way to pay their bills . . . sacrifice the old people. Do I see shades of “Soylent Green”? If you weren’t scarred before it’s time now.
“The banks are at fault for taking wild risks.”
So just WHY were they driven ?
“Soylent green are PEOPLE!!!!! – Charelton Heston.
Geez, he really is in over his head, isn’t he?
I tried the live blog thing and it made me sick. This guy thinks he is a community organizer and he is out of his league and element.
I just made my “update” to the live blog.
What a fool this cretin is.
Oh my goodness… the King doesn’t isn’t wearing clothes !!!
I’m letting Michelle do it as I can’t take it!
Now he reveals his Marxist root… consumer spending is a problem. Consumer CREDIT is the problem Hussein…
I can’t believe he’s blaming all of this on the banks … oh wait, yes I can.
As I sit here and listen to him, he’s invalidating his own argument why we need this porkulus package. He just said that if we don’t produce and just spend that countries won’t loan us money. DUH! Put tax cuts in place and let Americans grow their businesses and produce!
*He inherited the crisis and plans on throwing gasoline on the fire day in and day out; Carter with a tan, that’s all.
*Drinking game buzzword: Uh!; Oh wait, I may pass out.
Uhg! “Curtains, I’m telling you’s its curtains for you’all”. The end is near!
The sky is falling!
Blah blah
Did Bush have a list of reporters he would call on?… This piece of crap is controlling everything
This guy couldn’t be president of the local flea market, and he’s running the whole world!
IT’S ANOTHER GUANO ACT
My wife wanted to watch something more intelligent than Obama, but the Bachelor was preempted by that pompous tool.
This whole porkulus thing is gut-wrenching and sickening. I saw it coming back in August, but that hasn’t softened the blow. It’s exactly what you would think a coke-head commie would do — fcuk the entire country with give-aways to the Demoncrapic-apparatchik class. This is obscene and surreal — I keep hoping I wake up and it turns out to be only a phantasm, but instead I think it’s a commie obamagasm.
Sad. So sad.
This guy is a moron! He give me new respect for the intellect and economic understanding of Jimmy Carter. He is telling bald faced lies to the media – no earmarks in this bill? He is the most self-important arrogant a$$ I have ever seen.
God Save the USA!!!!
We have the junior senator from Illinois at the wheel of this great country…OMG! What has this country done…?
These reporters are asking good, pointed questions. Where the hell were they during the campaign?
Does he really believe what he says… or has the teleprompter taken over? What a mouthful of VOMIT. Even the libs must be wondering just what they voted into office. This guy is VAPID.
3 questions in an hour and no direct answers this is filliarbusting at it’s worst.
STINKS
They were distracted by the glow of his halo.
Will SOMEBODY get this guy a prompter ! ! !
This is staged right? He looks down at a list and calls out a name. The questions seem rehearsed. Welcome to communist china!
Osama Obama: “executives in their corporate jets” = BAD
Who the hell was it who took the most expensive “corporate jet” on the planet to Elkhart today?
Riddle me that, you arrogant, incompetent, communist jerk!
We are now paying for the racial sins of the past.
That’s very funny, thanks for the laugh.
He is such a prima donna. The TARP money was not spent right? I thought that jackass was consulted and injected HIS input on how it was spent!
Community organizer??? This imp couldn’t organize a peanut butter sandwich.
Obie is a product of an education system that herds the clueless on through to graduation.
You don’t restore confidence in the marketplace through gov’t spending!
I have no doubt this clown is still smoking pot, and probably sniffing a little coke too.
Yeah, funny he doesn’t mention the vacuous, vain and self-seeking Hollyweird set and their jets, now does he?
He is a rambling, stuttering fool who sounds like a 2nd grader.
His lack of a realistic grasp of economics is staggering.
He thinks this is a campaign speech.
Right now, the dude doesn’t know what he is saying. he is tap dancing in water over his head!
Cannot believe that people are buying this but a poll on http://www.wbtv.com/ has 55% supporting this collosal waste of money.
Elkart….again.
Nothing personal but the people put most of their eggs in one basket, RV’s.
Short-sighted ?
I tried listening to him but I had to give it up. He has the most annoying manner of speaking of any human being I’ve ever heard. A herd of cows sounds much better than him and the manure is much more useful.
Now they want to see dead soldiers.
He has no idea what success is.
Other than ACORN stealing 5 billion more from the taxpayers.
Signing letters to families of dead heros? Not writing them? What a guy.
He “signs letters” to those killed in war.
Written by whom?
At least Bush WROTE and SIGNED every letter.
Is there some reason why Obama can’t answer unscripted questions?
Ok, finally a question about transparency and what does it pertain to? Soldiers coming home in flag draped caskets. No our soldiers should not be made media fodder which is what they want so they can keep up their daily count of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice only to degrade that sacrifice.
Where’s the tranparency in his administration period?
This is a rehearsed answer, “your question is timely….”. This “press” conference is a sham and everyone knows it!
Oh crap! He didn’t just declare hostilities with pakistan, the only Islamic nation with the Bomb, did he?!?
Yes. It would require more brain power than he has.
I’ve had enough of this ass’s double talk. I’m out.
singing now….
“I am the Great Pretender…
Pretending that I’m doing well;
My need is such, I pretend too much
I’m lonely, but no one can tell.
Oh, yes, I’m the Great Pretender,
Adrift in a world of my own…
Oh, yes, I’m the Great Pretender,
Just laughing and gay, like a clown.
I seem to be what I’m not, you see…”
ooo wah ooo wah ooo waaaahhh!
White House correspondents, tough crowd.
He released the bombers of the USS Cole.
Work “smartly”? Is that a familiar word in his administration?
What’s even more pathetic is that he’s still tanking. He can’t even answer the questions without saying “uhhh” a thousand times. He’s so unprepared and comes across as being in so over his head he’ll never reach the surface again.
*Hey reporters, throw P-BO a lifeline; He’s getting mighty tired splashing around there in the shallow end of the gene pool.
*The liberal nutbags in the MSM have given us a Carter with a tan when we really needed a Churchill with a plan(Romney).
He is tap dancing in deep water…
OMG, he just called Major Garrett and then said, “Where’s Major?” Talk about scripted and preselected. I’m turning this drivel off.
Poor staff prep … no seating chart for the questioners.
Wow Garret (Fox) was called on.
This dude waste’s his question and wants a statement about A-rod. Who gives a crap…
You’re right. I just assumed that the Wall Street “crisis”, “averting financial collapse”, and availability of jobs are all related.
He lets his kids listen gangsta rap. What message is that?
“so called terrorists”
WTH ?