7 most self-delusional words from Nancy Pelosi
Hill folks have just disseminated Nancy Pelosi’s “fact sheet” on the porkulus conference report.
I’ve uploaded the whole thing here.
The seven most self-delusional words in the document? Page 6:
“There are no earmarks or pet projects.”
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That’s because she sees every stupid proposal as a “need”.
BTW – the botox is to prevent her from grinning from ear-to-ear every time she lies.
“There are no earmarks or pet projects.”…I swear!
Soon to be enshrined in the Hall of Blatant Politician Lies along with:
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski.”
She also claims to be running the most ethical, transparent, bi-partisan, and corruption-free congress in history.
The botox is eating her brain.
RRRRIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTT…
Not self-delusional, just LIES.
Their “pet” is Alien + Predator times 3 trillion, but… pay no attention!
It would be kind of interesting to divvy up the price of this bill by household/individual (which I think has already happened), then ask Ms. Pelosi if she enjoys paying thousands (or is it hundreds of thousands) of dollars for her share??
As long as these thieves see it as “someone else’s $$”, they will continue this reckless free-for-all.
That’s because Mice aren’t technically constituents.
Although ACORN probably did register them to vote, so who knows.
Nanny had the marks on her ears removed with the Botox treatments. Else she would look like Hellen Thomas.
Thus she can honestly say, “no earmarks”
“State whistle blowers who report fraud and abuse are protected.”
This whole bill is fraud and abuse!
Whistle!
I guess it depends on what the meaning of the word “no” is.
Democrats only have to pay taxes when appointed to a cabinent position.
Liberals? No coments from liberals? I am
Maybe we can all migrate to some nice area and declare the formation of the Republic of Reagania.
This was lgm’s talking point yesterday.
Ya Nan, you didn’t have a face lift, you had a vertical epithelial tissues realignment.
I think she’s defining an earmark or pet project as something that gets slipped into a bill that is unrelated to the bill itself. Since the entire bill was porked up in the original writing, she’s right.
Notice she didn’t say it contains no pork. Which would be akin to saying a pound of bacon contains no pork.
It just depends on what your definition of “IS” is.
Remember folks, socialist are not your adversaries they are your enemy.
What amazes me is she can actually say this with a straight face. I guess the botox helps with that.
Sad for Kalifornia the Predator did not win.
Pelosi the Trophy Wife Lied? Imagine that. San Francisco Dreaming is the Politically Correct term.
Trophy Wife? Maybe to a racoon hunter…
Just read Nancy’s “Fact Sheet”. How could any Reb. vote for any bill that this woman sends to the floor? She is a disgusting PIG!
Wonder who wrote it for her. I would bet she has not even read it and has no idea what is in her own fact sheet – just like she has no idea about the real details in the spending bill. She just wants to keep the power.
It is easy to understand Pelosi: you just have to understand that everything she says is the opposite of what she really means or intends.
LGM is defineately in the never question, obamabot section.
I don’t know why she and Obama can’t just fess up to the true nature of this bill. It’s not like we care about the earmarks anyway.
“There are no earmarks or pet projects.”
Obama/Pelosi lied, America died!
Where are the resident demovermin to defend this waste of taxpayer funded printing presses and ink?
I just read the rationale from Harry Reid on why he could say there’s no earmarks.
Apparently, they have a special earmark procedure and this bill didn’t go through that.
Words, just words…
Thirty MILLION dollars for Bay area vermin isn’t a “pet” project???
Pelosi’s Promises vs. Pelosi’s Actions
Once Obama signs off on this GTA of 2009, there’ll be “earmarks” on it, for sure.
Deluisional
Pronunciation: \di-ˈlü-zhən, dē-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Late Latin delusion-, delusio, from deludere
Date: 15th century
1: the act of deluding : the state of being deluded
2 a: something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated b: a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary ; also : the abnormal state marked by such beliefs
3 Nancy Pelosi, D-Mars
I bet she belongs to the Flat Earth Society as well.
I just wonder if she a). really understood that she was lying or b). actually believed what she said.
Case a: understandable, but indefensible
Case b: time to talk about impeachment or institutionalization.
If you think that is bad read this. Really frightening.
http://blog.heritage.org/2009/02/12/stimulus-vote-delayed-loyalty-oath-demanded/
Pelosi is an old bat that wouldn’t know the truth if it b-slapped her in the face. Freakin’ idiot!
She’s a scum-sucking pig. How on earth did San Francisco’s Nancompoop become Speaker of the House? Un-frickin-believable.
How can you say there is or isn’t pork in a bill you haven’t even read?
Well that does it!
No more Folsom Street Fair!
I don’t know–I don’t be diggin’ on swine.
Bay area vermin = Nan’s core constituency
It’s wrapped in turkey bacon, see? Therefore there is no pork. Gotta think like a liberal!
1. There are no earmarks or pet projects.
2. The check’s in the mail.
3. I’ll respect you in the morning.
4. I’m from the government, I’m here to help.
5. I’ll pull out.
6. You may feel a slight discomfort.
7. Jumbo shrimp.
8. Contents may shift during shipping.
9. No, that skirt doesn’t make you look fat.
etc………..
On February 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm, On-my-soap-box said:
Liberals? No comments from liberals? I am
40 posts and counting. Alas, how could they comment, condemn this and live with themselves?
When did “earmarks” become the definition of “pork”? Most earmarks (about $17B in 2008) are pork. But most pork is not earmarked, it is included in the actual budget.
This is just a cynical game of 3-card Monte.Porkulus is just the first card. Let’s wait until Geithner unveils the details of his bank “rescue” package (the second card) and Obama submits his official budget (the third card). We will then see where those items Snow-Collins-Spector trimmed out of the bill to get it under $800B went.
The best government special interest money can buy. Aren’t they adorable?
Is the multimillion dollar funding for the Las Vegas Mob Museum still in there?
FAGITABOUTIT!
Ahhh… it has no Earmarks, because using the term EARMARK is now Racist…
Follow the logic here…
Earmark… Obama will have to sign off on this Pork as Precedent… Obama has big Ears… Obama is Black…
Therefore, the term Earmark is now RACCCCCIIIISSSSTTTTT!!!!!
“There are no earmarks or pet projects.”
Actually I’m excited she said this. Same when Obama says it. Reid, etc. say it.
Them saying it is about the best shot we have of it falling apart. It is very hard to look at the bill and justify their collective “no earmarks” mantra.
It is so blatantly obvious that there are pork and earmarks that at some point the media will look like idiots if they say nothing.
I hope they keep saying it and say it more often.
LOL… I think I just created a new game…
Remember 6 Degrees of Seperation from Kevin Bacon?
Now we have 5 Degress of Seperation from RACIIICCCCIIISSSSMMMM!!!
They’re over at huffpo complaining about how there’s no limit to executive pay in the bill.
Delicate, articulate responses are no longer possible.
These people are f’d in the head.
There’s no other way to explain it.
Calls to DC today reveal to me that neither Dems or Repubs seem to have any influence over the “tyrannical” behavior and strangle-hold powers of HS Pelosi or Sen Reid! That is why the American citizens feel frustration, disillusionment, and anger +IGNORED! That’s why Americans view their Congressmen as lemmings who will follow those two off the nearest cliffs!
If you call DC, ask the Aides to tell your Congressional leaders to actually READ the 1,432 pages – NOT just HS Pelosi’s summary which lacks the “critical specifics” before they VOTE. Remind them that Obama promised to post the entire bill for at least five days or at the least two days!
Senators Collins’, Snowe’s, and Specter’s State Republican Committees and PACS should censure them for “snatching DEFEAT out of the Jaws of VICTORY”!
I forgot.
O/T, I just read a children’s biography of Ronald Reagan for a preschool class I’m teaching. Even the simplest telling of his life is enough to bring tears to my eyes.
I miss that man.
Nan is obscurant. Her intent is to obscure reality very much like her face lifts. I think this another “lipstick on a pig” example.
$15 billion to protect and enhance affordable housing…Isn’t housing getting more affordable now with prices dropping ?
Every word out of her mouth is a lie, including “and” and “the”.
From a satirical piece written in 1935:
10 Commandments for Propagandists:
How Not to Do It
by Richard Blasius
And, of course from Joseph Goebbels, Adolph Hitler’s chief propagandist there is, “Tell a lie often enough, and big enough, and people will believe it.” (Which, by the way, is not sarcasm, but propaganda rule Numero Uno.)
Funny how easily that works with the undereducated, victimized population, A.K.A. Democrat Party base.
To: Denver Republican #38
Nancy Pelosi bacame Speaker of the House because her San Francisco seat is the safest seat in Congress.
As a result of gerrymandering, Nancy Pelosi represents the most liberal portion of San Francisco, which is the most liberal city in the nation.
As a result, Nancy Pelosi does virtually no campaigning in San Francisco.
Instead she spends the campaign season and the money she raises campaigning for other Democrat congressional candidates around the country.
The Democrat candidates who win seats in Congress with Pelosi’s help then owe her favors.
Pelosi keeps track of the favors she has done for others in her famous “favor file.”
To become Speaker of the House, she needs the votes of Democrat Congresspeople. She gets these votes by calling in favors from the candidates she helped during the election season.
The reality is that Pelosi is going to win re-election in San Francisco.
If we want to remove Namcy Pelosi from the Speaker of the House position, we are going to have to campaign hard and vote for Republican candidates to make sure they regain the Republican majority in the House.
Is it really nice to say “earmarks” in the age of Odumbo?
Want to remove both Obama and Pelosi from office?
Insist on Due Dilligence re: Obama’s qualification to hold the office of President.
Find that Obama’s not qualified, and not only do you remove Obama from office, but Nancy Pelosi, too!
Why?
Because she swore under oath that he was qualified.
Like, “Obama is a Natural Born Citizen“.
Trust, But Verify
LIAR!!!!!
How stupid are her constiuents?
Never mind, I think I know.
Red Pill:
Give it up, no court will even look into it.
I happen to agree that there are legitimate questions about his eligibilty, but NO ONE will look into it.
With Pelosi as House Speaker, the fault line runs all the way from San Andreas to Washington D.C.
On February 12th, 2009 at 2:07 pm, MtsEdge said:
Me too. Click to read and hear one of his greatest speeches.
I choose to believe as Ronald Reagan believed:
I don’t care how racist that might be considered, that is too freakin funny!
Good news: They’ve added video since the last time I went there.
Bad news: They’ve also added some annoying popup ads.
self-delusional = Nancy Pelosi
As I watch the stock market reacting to porkulus, I can’t help but notice that those defending the bill are getting shrill. Even BloombergTV and CNBC, reliable cheerleaders for the bill, are showing signs of being concerned. I have a feeling that something may be happening. Either the polls are ugly or the pols are beginning to take the “chattering class” a bit more seriously.
Alan Blinder just finished being interviewed on Bloomberg and was incoherent. He even admitted that he hadn’t read the bill. Maybe that is what is making these cheerleaders waiver, those who have read the bill hate it but none of the cheerleaders have.
Moonbats don’t need that many steps. Anything you say is racism when you don’t agree with them. No separation needed.
RedPill, thank you.
Reading Reagan’s words renews my spirit. What a gift he was to this country.
“San Andreas to Washington D.C.”
Sorry but the San Andreas fault line is no where near San Andreas, CA. San Andreas is up in the foot hills of the Sierra Nevada mountains, east of Modesto-Stockton. In the same county as Angels Camp where the Mark Twain Festival is and the Calaveras County Frog jump is held.
sooo… we go for a Point System? Where the less steps before you declare RACCCCIISSMSSMMM you get more points?
On February 12th, 2009 at 2:31 pm, Virginia Patriot said:
Why the Hell did Congress inspect one Certificate from Hawaii (the Certificate of the Electoral vote), but not the other Certificate from Hawaii (the Certificate of Birth for Obama)?
I would think that all it would take would be for ONE member of Congress to stand up and demand to see the original birth certificate.
There is no excuse for “Mr. Transparency” to hide it,
if it confirms Hawaii as his birthplace.
No, I won’t “give it up” until the original birth certificate is revealed and a ruling is made on whether or not the founders’ original intent in 1787 for the meaning of “natural born citizen” was as defined by Vattel in 1758:
By Vattel’s definition, all three of the following are required to be a “natural-born citizen”
1) born in the country
2) father was a citizen
3) mother was a citizen
Obama undeniably does not meet the second condition. Whether or not that condition is still required is debatable in the courts (who gets to define “natural born citizen”).
But I also suspect that he does not meet the first condition, either.
Why? Because the only document he produced did NOT come from the State of Hawaii, was never verified by the State of Hawaii, was only shown to a small, controlled, friendly audience, and then both the Associated Press and Annenberg Political Fact Check spread outright lies to convince people that the lie was the truth.
If there is nothing to hide, release the original birth certificate.
It could be the key to taking at least two Marxists (Obama and Pelosi) out of their positions of power.
And you think that’s not a battle worth fighting?
It could very well save our country.
RedPill, I too am not convinced that this man is even eligible for the office that he now holds. His entire campaign and now his farce of a Presidency has been built on lies and obfuscation.
Our future and our children’s children’s future depends on it.
VirginiaPatriot, it has been said that only about 10% of the citizens of the fledgling US actually were “patriots” who fought for our independence…are you part of that number who are gathering for the new war for independence?
up to 77 comments, there soap…
OOPS.
MtsEdge said:
You’re welcome. I’m happy to share some encouragement.
That speech by Reagan hits the nail on the head regarding the exact battle we are fighting right now.
The “Evil Empire” currently has control of the House, the Senate, and the Presidency. Possibly even the courts. I can’t explain the Supreme Court’s lack of interest in whether or not Obama is Constitutionally qualified to hold the office of POTUS and C-in-C.
The Stimulus contains $30 million for Granny Rictus Botox’s personal pet project: Saving the Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse.
That’s about as truthful as when Pelosi quotes “scripture”:
Get these frauds out of our government!
The Soviet Union finally died in a cloud of lies.
I believe Cindy Sheeman is planning to run against Nancy in the primary. She could beat her too…given that some of Nancy’s constituents don’t think she is far enough to the left.
Now we know why there used to be literacy test for voters. We need to bring them back.
“I can’t explain the Supreme Court’s lack of interest in whether or not Obama is Constitutionally qualified to hold the office of POTUS and C-in-C.”
Not so sure why that is so hard to understand. Let’s say he is not qualified, then what? What would happen if the Supreme Court said, “This first black man to be elected President is NOT qualified.”
I understand its the law, its the Constitution, and I’m right there with you.
But consider for a moment what would happen if they threw Obama out on a technicality?
The only way this could have stood a chance of happening is if it took place early on before anyone thought he had a shot. Will never happen now.
That same cancer of communism and socialism that Reagan identified and fought against for most of his life has finally permeated our government…the very disease that Reagan thwarted first as President of the Screen Actors Guild, then throughout his political life, has again taken root and has flourished, thanks to our apathy.
I still believe as Reagan did, that “our best days are ahead.” But now more than ever, we must FIGHT for them. Do we deserve our liberty if we will not fight for it?
Stay strong, Michelle, RedPill, and all of you patriots! The next generations are counting on us.
On February 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:
It’s not a “technicality”. It’s an issue of loyalty. Natural Born Citizens (those born in the country, of parents who are citizens) are loyal to this country. Obama was born with citizenship to a foreign land, and was raised in the world’s most populous Muslim country. His journey is to “bring an Empire to its knees”. He is a communist, and the “Empire” he seeks to bring to its knees is the United States of America.
Again, this isn’t a “technicality”. The survival of our nation may depend on it.
Would there be riots by Obama supporters?
Probably.
Is supporting and defending our Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, worth it?
Yes.
On February 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm, MtsEdge said:
Thanks, MtsEdge. You, too!
To: jbh45 # 84
Yes, Cindy Sheehan has already announced that she will be running against Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco in 2010.
Unfotunately, Cindy Sheehan ran a very active campaign in 2008 and only received 16.14% of the vote compared to Pelosi’s 71.76%.
In 2008, Cindy was attacking Nancy from the left and the Republican candidate was actively attacking from the right and Pelosi still won in a landslide.
San Francisco is going to need the help of the rest of the country, if we want to get Nancy Pelosi out of the Speaker of the House role!
Isn’t this the dumb broad that tried to convince us that a quarter billion dollars in condoms was going to save the economy? Why does anyone, including the 500 million Americans that are losing their jobs thanks to her party, listen to her any more?
The time to organize was months ago! Conservatives should be doing what moveon.org is doing only with our message. We need a conservative version of George Soros and we all need to donate ourselves to take our country back peacefully. Otherwise at this point, the only way with be with weapons, and only then if we do it before hussein has time to organize HIS National Security.
And also there should be plenty of conservatives willing to serve in that so if push comes to shove you can help from within!
Melting phone lines and stamping money is an absurd way of protesting at this stage of the game.
WHAT are we waiting for????
Michelle – People like you and Ann Coulter have wide enough audiences to recruit for something like a conservative moveon.org. We need to flood the airwaves, TV and Cable. Expose these crooks and propose better plans.
60 second spots. Begin with Schumer’s oily dismissal of the chattering classes. Then on to Pelosi’s ‘no earmarks. Then a list visually and verbally of the most egregious earmarks and their costs. Then Reid’s explanation for why they aren’t calling them earmarks. Then a comment pulling that together in a pithy statement. Then say the projected amount you, your children and their children will have to pay. And end with the fact there is a better solution that is all job-creation and no pork or earmarks, but Reid and Pelosi won’t allow it. Then end with the phone number to the Capitol, Schumer’s, Reid and pelosi’s offices.
And another showing Waters, Dodd and Fwank hailing Franklin Raines, with an announcer connecting the dots to the current meltdown.
TV/Cable and the airwaves. We can’t battle this through YouTube!
OT: Judd Gregg has turned down the Commerce job.
Good news about gregg, they were just trying to get him out of his seat for a takeover next election and probably dismiss him after a few months.
This administration is not to be trusted. Hussein proved that by taking away the census after nominating him.
Yes, I think this time BHO tripped over his own feet. He got too eager to remove an (R) from the Senate and grab power from the executive branch @ the same time…if he was so brilliant, he would have waited till Gregg was confirmed, THEN dropped his stink bomb. HA!!
Exactly
MtsEdge:
Locked and loaded and fully stocked up!
This smells a lot like my son’s diaper pail.