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The Senate Finance Committee has just posted the very, very latest version of the Generational Theft Act.
You can read a summary here.
And here is half of the most recent porkulus language (does not include the Appropriations section).
We’ll all have pleeeeenty of time to read through it before Congress vote tomorrow, never mind that House promise to post it online for 48 hours before they ram it through.
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The full conference report is finally available on the House Rules Cmte site here.
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I can’t read this any more! Just gouge out my eyes.
Whatever version we have is going to massively screw the American taxpayer. This bill is a joke, and everyone knows it. Legislators and citizen supporters are just putting on their happy faces for the cameras.
I heard Kennedy was hospitalized … headed to Florida hospital. Need another RINO. Spector got $6.5 billion according to NewsMax, so the price has been established.
Geez, this is really pathetic.
WTF is an “empowerment zone or enterprise community”? Pg 9, bottom. Where do they come up with this SH!T?
Does ACORN come to mind.
I took a speed reading course but it’s not going to help me with this garbage.
GEEEESSSS!!!!!
Looks like college tuition just went up $2500.
WHen the senate opens debate—
Read the bill aloud
Just read the bill starting on page 1
and keep reading
and keep reading
I am convinced that the left, including the Turncoat Caucus, have lost their minds.
Oh, and how does this bill help Michelle’s kids?
I have joked for years about ‘Shrugging’ (as in “Atlas Shrugged”), but now I find myself seriously considering it. With a few lifestyle adjustments, I can become a Looter, too, and get my slice of the pie instead of paying for everyone else.
Why fight it?
Remember that “giant sucking sound” that Ross Perot used to talk about?
It isn’t south of the border. It is in Washington D.C.
You know, the Capitol is white and porcelain looking. Why not get some “stimulus” money to make it look more natural: as a giant toilet.
Hint: it needs a community organizer.
This is unreal. Someone please wake me.
NAACP awards are on if anyone wants to see some more Obama worship.
Oh Christ, they are honoring the Goracle. “Grew up on a Tennessee farm”??? Jeez…
*I’d rather be waterboarded than read anymore of this porkalooza bill; The GOP needs to keep their fingerprints off of this bill and any other TARP or otherwise bills in the pipeline; That and offering sound alternatives is their only pathway back to assist us in reclaiming our constitutional Republic.
*Again I mention if you want to really reinforce why you know you are right about rejecting government intervention in the free market, read “Meltdown” by Thomas Woods.
Here’s the bottom line folks:
Honestly, I can’t eat another bite. (uuurrrpp!) I think I need a laxative!
BTW, correct term for the bill is:
Pork = U Less
Seems to me they have been porkin us since the day Urkel was immaculated.
Slap slap!!!!
Did that help?
For your own sanity, you may wish to sleep for the next four years.
There was a time I loved bacon.
sigh!!
Our judges have been “Borked”
Now we’re being “Porked”.
How is something this huge not being made available to representatives of parts of America without enough time to review fully? This IS taxation without representation. So much for transparency???
This is like when someone puts sales pressure on you for something that’s not time sensitive- smart people walk away from it (evidently they’re in the minority in the Capitol bldg).
Do you think that they want to vote on this monstrosity on Friday the 13th on purpose? Like a bad horror flick, their bad ideas keep coming back!
Thanks to OctoMom, I now know that if I can get my kid diagnosed with ADHD he can collect disability. What the heck…right?
Why stop at kids with ADHD. Let’s promote that new movement of adults with ADHD. Then we can all sit on our butts and wait for the next government check. “Der Leader would be pleased”.
Some time ago I posted a joke about an old guy going into a bar frequented by young folks and asking a girl if she’d have relations with him for 1,000,000 dollars. She says yes. Then he asks how about for 20 bucks. And she slaps him in the face and exclaims, “What kind of girl do you think I am!?” And he says, “We’ve already established that. Now we are negotiating on price.”
I posted that joke to illustrate where we were on the stimulus bill is precisely the same place. We’d already established the “what” our leaders were, we were just negotiating on price.
Here we go: Specter’s price? A measly 6.5 billion.
Stimulus Sellout: 3 Gop Senators Slashed Billions in Tax Cuts; Specter Got $6.5 Billion
http://www.newsmax.com/headlines/stimulus_specter_taxes/2009/02/12/181372.html
Didn’t see any incentives for people that have been paying mortgage for over17 years and property taxes and income taxes and mandatory home owners insurance for 17 years. would be nice to get a reduces interest rate without huge refinance costs.
And a comment on the school stuff- all this is going to do is spend money on schools and the local property tax payer will be expected to foot the bill ( we are told OH the fed’l gov’t mandates this stuff and then they don’t give us enough money- so please we want to steal more of your money please “rich” land owner???)
from one of the land owners that stopped last property tax ( at least part of it)
The four section pdf files at the House Rules Committee site are still all in mark up form.
Stuff crossed out and notes in the margin and some pages even watermarked as confidential.
It is NOT in final legislative form as I write this , but a full proper copy should be up later today…I hope.
Will this be before or after the vote?
Sorry, dumb question.