Obama cultist of the day
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“I see him like he’s my own son, and not in a funny way, either,” Dorothy Tisdale, a 73-year-old Peorian, said in reference to President Obama. She was the same woman who, after Obama’s motorcade passed her, said the experience was “better than having sex.”
(Source: Peoria Journal Star)
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And that woman likely can vote.
God help us.
Thanks for that lovely mental picture.
She obviously has a very boring love life.
I wonder what her other children have to say about Duh One being their brother?
Does this make her the Virgin Mary?
Wow!
This woman needs to get out and get a life.
too late. I just finished my lunch.
Drugs (or other false idols) are for people who can’t handle reality. Reality is for those who don’t need drugs (or false idols).
Unfortunately for us in the latter catagory, we are having to deal with and involuntarily support those in the first catagory.
Gosh, when I see bho or hear him speak, the ‘mood’ leaves.
L
I just returned from Walmart where I live and noticed two things that are as much of a fallout as this.
1. There was no – None – NADA – ammo to be had. The person behind the counter said, “as soon as it comes in, it goes out. The manufacturer cannot make it fast enough to supply even Walmart.”
2. They were clearing out the movie shelves and replacing the movies with three different Obama pieces.
Give me the sex.
On February 16th, 2009 at 1:26 pm, letget said:
Gosh, when I see bho or hear him speak, the ‘mood’ leaves.
L
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I wonder how often our new First Lady feels that way? LOL
Must be some pretty dull sex.
But seriously, folks, this is just a little too much “worship” of a human being, President though he may be, for me.
I think some people had worked themselves up to such hatred of our previous President that they may have had this kind of attitude toward whoever his successor turned out to be . . . provided that successor promised to be the ideological opposite of GWB, of course. Hence the worshipful attitude such as this lady or the stalkerish woman mouthing “I love you” at the town hall meeting.
Odd. I feel better after Obama passes my colon.
She’s obviously never had good sex before. So, what happens when Bill Clinton and The One are together? Is that a double orgasm for her?
I blame her first three husbands for her failure to appreciate sex more than Obama’s passing by.
ammo john,
Bill Clinton and THE ONE? I bet even Jeaneane Garafalo would do that threesome.
Every whacko-liberals dream.
WOW just WOW….
On February 16th, 2009 at 1:40 pm, TXGator said:
ammo john,
Bill Clinton and THE ONE? I bet even Jeaneane Garafalo would do that threesome.
Every whacko-liberals dream.
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The question is, would even THEY touch her?
Then again, we know what President Clinton’s tast in women is . . .
OK, that old lady was a little overboard, but you have to admit you have a twinge of ODS. Nothing sends you into a tizzy like people liking Obama.
Face it, the man was elected President facing someone who on paper seemed more qualified. After the stimulus package, he remains far more popular than Democrats in Congress, who are far more popular than Republicans in Congress, who are less popular even than former President Bush.
You don’t understand how Obama got elected. I don’t understand how Bush got elected. Welcome to the world of mystery.
You made me realize that Monica Lewinsky will be 36 this year. My does time fly by. Why it just seemed like the other day she was crawling around the Oval Office on her hands and knees….
lgm
When this pacifist gets us all blown to hell–you might get it.
63 millions stupid voters – we understand.
Mallard Fillmore has it right and nails the likes of lgm and his fellow idiots:
Second & third one down
Thanks, Paul Revere & ammo john!!! I think you’re both right. And thanks for the chuckle!
In the meantime, I’m sitting at home waiting for the highway patrol to let me onto Highway 1, because the lunatics from SF are on a bikeride, in the pouring rain, through my little town of Half Moon Bay. To heck with citizens trying to conduct their business. I’m being held hostage and can’t even leave my street. It would be different if there were sideroads. But there is only one main road north/south and one main road east to leave town.
On February 16th, 2009 at 1:47 pm, Flyoverman said:
Then again, we know what President Clinton’s taste in women is . . .
You made me realize that Monica Lewinsky will be 36 this year. My does time fly by. Why it just seemed like the other day she was crawling around the Oval Office on her hands and knees….
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Monica: Bill, what are you on the phone for, and who are you talking to?
Pres Clinton: Don’t concern yourself . . . (tries to remember her name) . . . honey; just carry on.
I’ve seen people on our side of the ailse claim to have Fredgasms but they never claimed it was better than sex. The O’gasm lady if O’ff her rocker.
Well Dorothy, we have a little dog for you.
just hope she didn’t reproduce
Um um um um um a a aaaaaaa um…..can’t come up with anything that could be printed here.
Wrapping my head in duct tape like Glenn Beck cause its gonna explode soon!!
Hey c’mon, this is HER stimulus package…
*pukes*
On February 16th, 2009 at 1:57 pm, normsrevenge said:
just hope she didn’t reproduce
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If she really thinks just watching President Obama’s motorcade is “better than having sex”, I don’t think that’s much of a concern.
She’s from Illinois, it’s likely that she voted several times.
As a fellow Obama moonie, he sensed the need to rush to defend The One.
It’s people like her that elected Obama. Nothing else needs to be said about why that clown is in office. You get the government you deserve.
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:05 pm, hatfield said:
On February 16th, 2009 at 1:19 pm, granite said:
And that woman likely can vote
She’s from Illinois, it’s likely that she voted several times.
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Drumroll, please!
*tips hat*
Get that woman some new batteries.
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm, Misscheryl said:
It’s people like her that elected Obama. Nothing else needs to be said about why that clown is in office. You get the government you deserve.
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Agreed. Sadly, so do the rest of us.
If lgm weren’t an idiot, he would probably see that his knee-jerk rushing to his Dear Leader’s defense at the slightest perceived criticism is the mirror image of the alleged knee-jerk attacks against his Dear Leader that he professes to find so offensive.
Besides, it’s a combination of Ben-Wa and his magnetic pull…
UGGHHHHH EEEEEWWWWWW mental image!!!!!
lgm, thanks for the chuckle—I needed it after the mental image from Michelle’s paragraph above.
PS: there’s nothing better than the sex I get on a routine basis. Thank you G-d.
Here’s another news article titled “Waving to the President,” with the same woman, and others, all getting light-headed being near The One… as he speeded down the highway. WAM, bam – thank you, Ma’am!
An enduring memory I have is watching Reagan’s funeral motorcade drive by, and catching a glimpse of Nancy in the limo.
There was absolutely no sex on my mind at the time.
I’m an amateur astronomer. I consider stargazing to be the second most fun thing you can do in the dark.
I take that woman’s husband was the type that got his quick, rolled off of her, and went immediately to sleep.
Flyoverman,
You know how they like to put things in their mouth at that age. So cute.
Could somebody please explain to us married men exactly what this sex thing is again?
Without leaving her home or filing an absentee ballot. So did her deceased husband……
And with that the seas started to recede and the Earth began to heal…..
and i keep hearing obambi likes his sex partners to have beards.
I thought she explained it rather well. Now, where is my Obama poster?
speaking of beards, i hear that’s the secret services i.d. name for mrs obambi.
Will she be having octobambi babies now?
Pelosi after multiple face-lifts, has a beard now.
Posts like this are why I believe you’re a GOP instigator. If you were really a liberal, you’d be content in knowing that the public went with your guy and that – for the time being – conservatives are pretty much stuck in the outhouse, and would just leave us here to wallow in our disappointment. Instead, you still come here to goad, prod and poke fun – why, if you’re not a GOP plant, continue to do this?
And really, “on paper?” Only a plant looking to stir things up would even suggest this, knowing that John McCain served years in a Vietnamese prison camp enduring real torture – not that trumped-up/water in the nose kind the Left whines like kindergartners about – so now that the election’s over, why bring it up?
Michelle Obama’s secret service name is Bulldog McAssenstein.
Barack’s is Token-ya.
Sorry, I get more out of the pulled pork picture than an Obama poster.
Maybe the white house interns need to be screened by Michell Obama before one of them settles for the real thing with her husband…
It just occured to me, this isn’t exactly a new phenomenon; remember the liberal woman (radio host?) who publicly offered her, er, services to President Clinton as long as abortion remained legal during his presidency?
Wow, I don’t think I will be eating the rest of the day.
Same deal Laura offered George?
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:50 pm, southcoast said:
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm, frostrt said:
Same deal Laura offered George?
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At least she is his wife.
And as far as we know, neither followed through.
Between this and the picture of Pelousy I have lost 5 pounds! The MM diet: Try it, it works!
Yea.. I saw the Scientific studies on how much more conservatives enjoy sex, and how poorly Liberals are… so I suppose a Drive by of Obama might be better. Better than the Awful Sex she has endured from unbathing liberals he lifetime.
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:56 pm, southcoast said:
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:54 pm, frostrt said:
And as far as we know, neither followed through.
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Oh, really? :
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:59 pm, md1964 said:
“better than having sex.”
Yea.. I saw the Scientific studies on how much more conservatives enjoy sex, and how poorly Liberals are… so I suppose a Drive by of Obama might be better. Better than the Awful Sex she has endured from unbathing liberals he lifetime.
I don’t think she is doing it right.
I thought the study was on how much more conservatives enjoy abstinence….I’ll call David Vitter and ask.
My wife was a conservative, but we always put our differences aside and enjoyed non-partisan sex.
Maybe she thinks his passing by is better than sex too
On February 16th, 2009 at 3:14 pm, southcoast said:
Yea.. I saw the Scientific studies on how much more conservatives enjoy sex,
I thought the study was on how much more conservatives enjoy abstinence….I’ll call David Vitter and ask.
My wife was a conservative, but we always put our differences aside and enjoyed non-partisan sex.
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Regardless, we’re talking about someone who thinks that just watching the Obama motorcade go by is “better than sex”.
What does that tell one about her love life?
…I do not think she knows what that word means…
You might have missed the somewhat-subtle ick-factor here.
She explains that Obama is like her own son and then says that watching the motorcade was better than sex.
It’s like some perverse, reverse Oedipus complex.
Yuck.
On February 16th, 2009 at 3:24 pm, Salt said:
On February 16th, 2009 at 3:21 pm, frostrt said:
Regardless, we’re talking about someone who thinks that just watching the Obama motorcade go by is “better than sex”.
What does that tell one about her love life?
You might have missed the somewhat-subtle ick-factor here.
She explains that Obama is like her own son and then says that watching the motorcade was better than sex.
It’s like some perverse, reverse Oedipus complex.
Yuck.
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Yes, to say that just watching someone pass by on the road is “better than sex”, and, in the same breath, say that he is “like your son” is mucho creepy.
She’s got those two things mixed up in her liberal brain somehow.
I think the milk just curdled in my fridge.
Hey lgm the nazi why dont you go carry his water for him moron….Zieg heil lgm…..Lol
lgm wrote:
I don’t have a problem with people “liking” Obama. I have a problem with people treating Obama like a Messiah.
My life as a person aware of the world around him beyond his backyard and front steps began in the early seventies, when the Watergate hearings were covered live on all three networks and interrupted my cartoon shows. To say there was cynicism about Washington D.C. at that time would be an understatement. That continued up until 2008, when Obama’s victory in the in the Iowa Caucuses gave birth to the notion that one man could, through his intelligence and by the force of his will, confer upon the entire world the ability to unite and solve the problems of the planet.
When asked why all of a sudden they had such faith in a prospective President, rather than being introspective, a disturbing percentage of people became defensive and accusatory, leaving the usual skepticism behind in favor of baseless assumptions and suppositions about his sincerity and accomplishments. The fact that he was the least experienced candidate since Herbert Hoover to win a major party nomination meant nothing. Neither did his total lack of executive experience, his resume of hard-leftism that contradicted his bipartisan rhetoric, or the reality that neither he nor his supporters were able to demonstrate what he’s done that qualified him to be Commander-in-Chief.
We’re coming up on one month of the Obama Era, and nothing has happened that helps answer those questions. Even Kathleen Parker is bewildered, but you might not know that because nobody in the MSM wants to talk to her now that she’s through bashing Sarah Palin.
There are obsessed fans everywhere of the most obscure celebrities and athletes (e.g. Luke Walton, bench player for the L.A. Lakers). There are people who make foolish life choices about whom they choose to love (e.g. 24-year-old Christina Raines, engaged to [alleged] double-wife murdering crooked cop Drew Peterson). That’s their problem, not mine. But when someone elects a cult leader the “Leader of the Free World,” it’s a problem for all of us.
Let’s not give him a reason to claim the moral high ground back at dKos.
she obviously has NO life let alone a sex life….even on a bad day any sex is better that seeing dear leader anywhere except out of our lives….
oooops replace that with than….
ODS! I don’t see anything remotely approaching what I would call a derangement syndrome like we saw with BDS sufferers who wanted/want to kill the man. Hardly a derangment to dislike a man vs. wanting to see him dead.
And as far as Bush getting elected. Please! This one is to easy.
Choice #2 was Al Gore! What’s the mystery? 2nd time around the choice #2 was Kerry. Hell! That one was even easier to understand than Gore.
And why did Obama win? Because McSame/Palin was about as bad a choice as what the left put up the last 2 times. Obviously the last 3 elections have been the lesser of 2 evils to the people. Pretty much like every presidential election. Where’s the mystery?
On February 16th, 2009 at 3:49 pm, Salt said:
On February 16th, 2009 at 3:46 pm, latinconservative said:
Let’s not give him a reason to claim the moral high ground back at dKos.
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LOL, methinks you have latinconservative “pegged”.
And I agree; DO NOT ENGAGE. And definitely do not say anything equally stupid that he can go back and tell the folks at the DailyKos about.
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm, frostrt said:
That was former Time mag reporter Nina Burleigh. On July 6, 1998, she told the Washington Post’s Howard Kurtz:
Gaggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On February 16th, 2009 at 4:00 pm, L.N. Smithee said:
On February 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm, frostrt said:
It just occured to me, this isn’t exactly a new phenomenon; remember the liberal woman (radio host?) who publicly offered her, er, services to President Clinton as long as abortion remained legal during his presidency?
That was former Time mag reporter Nina Burleigh. On July 6, 1998, she told the Washington Post’s Howard Kurtz:
“I would be happy to give him [Clinton] a blow job just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.”
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Ah, yes, a typical modern-day “feminist”, fighting for the dignity and equality of all women!
Sarc/
Here! Here! I always said feminist hate women.
I wonder what will happen to all this Obama re-naming of schools, roads, bridges, churches, and whatever else when he becomes known for being Carter’s (failed) 2nd term.
On February 16th, 2009 at 4:15 pm, Misscheryl said:
Ah, yes, a typical modern-day “feminist”, fighting for the dignity and equality of all women!
Here! Here! I always said feminist hate women.
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I’m sorry, no one who would ask me to “line up with my presidential kneepads” has any respect for me.
And may I add:
EEEEWWWW!
I wonder what her other children think about her feeling that Obama is better than the conception of, and thusly, her own children?
I think Salt at #71 nailed it.
The combination of ‘my own son’ and having him nearby be ‘better than sex’ is a pretty awful mix. Old women need to make up their mind whether they want to adopt him or bed him.
Although I support idiots having their own opinion, I do believe that $hitHe@d$ like you deserve to be banned from time to time from a conservative site like mm’s for demonstrating ignorance and disrespect.
What the hell are you talking about?
I in fact did watch Reagan’s funeral motorcade go by from the Capitol to the Cathedral, as I recall. It was on Pennsylvania Ave, where my law firm’s office used to be located. As I recall there was a light rain that day. And I did spot Nancy in the limo (or hearst, don’t remember which) transporting her.
Believe it or not, it was a historic and somber moment for me to.
God,you are a retard sometimes. Scratch that. Most of the time.
You know what I was talking about arschloch(chap) you took a cheap shot and were called on it, mr. internet lawyer. Liberals like you seem to enjoy when a conservative voice dies.
I believe you.
Rooster, I believe you misunderstood the context of Chap’s original post. I did not read it as disrespectful.
The last sentence was a bit awkward given the context, Chap, but I understood it as someone demonstrating respect and a sense of loss over a president, even one with whom he might not have agreed politically. The timing of the comment might have been a little… off.
DBNinKY said (#54):
The hard right, by controlling the Republican party, is turning the US into a one party country. I’m not a conservative, but a healthy conservative opposition would make America stronger. Instead, Republicans spend their time being infuriated at old ladies who find Obama attractive.
The campaign proved that war hero John McCain was not up to running the country. He had the courage and patriotism, but not the judgment (Palin).
Awwww….were your widdle feewings hurt cause I made a very mild joke, perfectly in context with the thread, about your favowite pwesident? Do you want a cookie and some warm milk?
Let me tell you what I think of Reagan and see if you can follow, mouth- breather. I was between the ages of 4 and 11 when he was president, so I was entirely too young to have any real opinion of him, so pardon me if I am not overly sentimental about the guy. He is believed by many to be a great president. I suppose that is true in some ways. He is believed by most to be a beloved president, and I can certainly see why. He universally considered an important president, love him or hate him. His passing was a very historic moment, and I was pleased I got my chance to stand on that street and pay respect in what little way I could. It is truly one of the great privileges of living in DC to have such opportunities sometimes literally at your doorstep.
But if you want to talk about a Messiah complex when it comes to Presidents, you better check yourself there. I made a joke, riffing off the one time I have seen anything close to a Presidential motorcade, that wasn’t even at the expense of the late President, but more of the expense of our orgasmic Ms. Tisdale. And not anywhere did I express any sort of enjoyment at the man’s passing. And the sad thing is, you know this too. You are trying to make something out of nothing because you are an intellectually dishonest chest-thumping e-a$$hole, who can hide behind your anonymity and use the internet to work out your passive-aggressive issues.
But I suppose I’d rather you take out your frustrations over your own inadequacies on me in this forum, rather than you going off and beating on your wife or kids, so kudos to you for that, I guess.
lgm wrote:
Uh huh. And there were NO liberals who spent any time being infuriated at men who found Sarah Palin attractive.
chapoutier wrote:
Nonsense. It was about the un-sexiness of Nancy Reagan.
And I doubt you saw a glimpse of her, too — when was the last time you saw a limousine with windows you could see through?
Whatever you want to believe there big boy, but I distinctly recall seeing her very pallor face, just a glimpse. Why the hell would I make this up? Would you like me to provide affidavits from two corroborating witnesses who can put me at the scene?
And lets not go freaking starting to judge the tastefulness of jokes or posts, at anyone’s expense, on THIS thread where we have had such winners as:
And you quoting a woman using explicit terms for oral sex, just to name a few.
chapoutier wrote:
I didn’t say a word about whether your joke was tasteless or not. I just pointed out that you lie when you say your joke was at the old woman’s expense.
That was a quote from a MSM reporter. It’s a notable line because it illustrates how liberal women — in the media and out — did a 180 degree spin, refusing to see sexual harassment and misogyny where it existed (Bill Clinton) rather than where it didn’t (Clarence Thomas) because abortion rights were thought to be at stake.
Who the hell was everyone making fun of in this post? Huh? One uses various references and jumping points, but IT ALL HAD TO DO WITH MAKING FUN OF THE WOMAN IN THE ARTICLE. If anything, I could maybe be accused of a necrophiliac joke. Still wrong, but at least that would keep the proper context of the thread, which was ABOUT PRESIDENTS. Leave the armchair psychoanalysis to someone else Smithee.
You people are something else sometimes.
I’ve seen very high ranking government officials through limo windows. Very clearly. The dark tinting isn’t a requirement and not all limousines have it.