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This might possibly be the most obsequious, embarrassing paean to Barack Obama by a Washington Post writer since, well, the last one. The president kept his shirt on for the plane ride, so we don’t get any commentary from WaPo syndicated columnist Kathleen Parker about The One’s sun-kissed, chiseled pectorals.

But we do learn that the Obamas are warm.

So, so “warm.”

And “thin.”

And “natural.”

And so “lean and fit.”

Oh, and did she mention how “warm” they are?

The President is “calm.” He speaks slooooooowly. Out of such wonderful consideration for the stenographer-journalists hanging on his every calmly, slowly enunciated word.

I hear they replaced the airsickness bags with drool buckets.

Kathleen Parker took hers home for a souvenir.

(Hat tip – HA headlines)