“Hey, watch this!” as drunk dives from 6th floor balcony in attempt to land in hotel pool — any guesses where he DOESN’T land!.

“For my next trick, I will set myself on fire!”

“The fuze must be wet, I’ll go check it.”

“Ever notice how these grenade pins can slip out so easily?”

The market is falling because the stimulus and bailout packages are too small, not because they are too big.

Yeah, lgm, just watch as the country slips deeper into debt, which, as The One reminds us, he inherited. But, wait, PBO reminds us, “I inherited this debt.” Problem is, his way to get out of debt is to dig a deeper hole.

Re. the wet fuzes — I am making certain my powder is dry!

RedPill…what does the newspaper article say about the hospital he was born in?

No.

Did it say anything specific?

Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama,
6085 Kalanianaole Hwy., son, Aug. 4.

But as other commenters have noted previously, the Dunham grandparents could have submitted this info to the paper.

A newspaper announcement does not a birth certificate make.

Let’s see something official, directly from the state of Hawaii, showing the birth hospital.

O’really claims he saw the birth certificate, B$! only if he was having a bad dream.

He may have seen the “Certification of Live Birth” produced by the Obama campaign, a document which is no less a forgery than the “Certification of Live Birth” for “Haye I.B Ahphorgerie” (“Hey! I Be A Forgery!”, and shares birth minute and other features with the Obama document).

O’Reilly has not seen the Original Birth Certificate.

We’ve never been shown the officially certified document directly by the Hawaiian officials.

Hawaiian officials never said the Certification of Live Birth produced at the Obama offices in Chicago was authentic.

Hawaiian officials never said Obama was born in Hawaii.

The Associated Press lied and claimed that the Hawaiian officials did say that Obama was born in Hawaii.

The Annenberg Political Fact Check lied and claimed they had examined Obama’s “original birth certificate”. (What they inspected was the fraudulent Certification, not the original Certificate)

Congress inspected one certificate from the State of Hawaii (the Certification of the Electoral College vote), but didn’t inspect the other certificate from the State of Hawaii (the original birth certificate for Obama).

No hospital in Hawaii has any record of Stanley Ann Dunham Obama being a patient there at the time of Obama’s birth.

Kenyans know he was born in Kenya, and the Official Report of the Kenyan National Assembly Wednesday, 5th November, 2008 said

the son of this soil, Barrack Hussein Obama, has been elected the 44th President of the United States of America…

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Perhaps he’s one of those people who believe that humans need to stop reproducing to, like, you know, save the planet, man!

Sarc/

Former President Clinton was absolutely right; President Obama needs to take the gloom and doom down a notch, or more than a notch. The “hope” seems to have disappeared from “hope and change”. Besides, it’s part of the reason he can’t seem to give a speech re: the economy without sending the Dow into a nosedive (it’s on its way back up this morning; we’ll see what happens later on today and tomorrow morning after his speech).

So far, Obama’s talking and the money is walking. It’s too early for this to show in the polls yet – most people still have jobs. Lets see what people think when they see next year’s school and property tax bills, where you get asked to make up for your unemployed neighbor’s share.

Already the unions in NY are crying about the tax cuts affecting the poor. Hey, you voted to kill jobs in the private sector, not me. I’m one paycheck away from poor myself. When I go away, the taxes I pay are gone. I guess they didn’t figure that out yet.

…O’really claims he saw the birth certificate, B$! only if he was having a bad dream.

Yea, the one that was posted early last year which is not a true BC.

Are we the only 3 that think that there is a cover-up of the BC?

On a similar note, some years ago the local chicken processing plant was raided by the INS. The HR department produced copies of the green card for those “suspected” of being illegal. The INS said that those cards were all fake. The HR people said that they were required to accept, by law, the green cards and it was not their responsibility to determine if they were fake cards. The issue was dropped.

Same with the Dems and the BC.

Hussein’s glistening pecs can’t save the WORLD?

Say it ain’t so… /sarc

The Second Coming… where the REAL Messiah really will save the world.