Har: Firm offers “mental stimulus” to forgetful corruptocrats

I love it. A biotech firm in Wisconsin has stepped up to the plate with its own stimulus — a stimulant for government officials who can’t remember to pay their taxes and follow the laws.
Via the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:
A Madison biotech company is offering what it is calling a mental stimulus package to government officials who forget to pay their taxes.
Quincy Bioscience will provide free bottles of its flagship brain-enhancing supplement, Prevagen, to any member of Congress or the Obama administration who has forgotten to pay taxes during the last 10 years, the company said this morning.
“We’re confident that after 30 to 60 days of taking the supplement, most legislators and government officials will recall, without being reminded by aides or reporters, all tax periods for which they have forgotten to pay state or federal income taxes,” Quincy Bioscience president Mark Underwood said in a news release.
Prevagen is so effective it also should help most government officials recall when they failed to make Social Security and Medicare contributions for undocumented household workers, Underwood said.
Wonder if it will work on Commerce Secretary picks who can’t remember the details of their Chinagate campaign finance scandals?
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This is priceless!! Go for it. I hope they make millions, but bho will tax the daylights out of them.
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This company, its suppliers and clients and all of their employees (right down to the janitor) along with the executives are NOW going to get all tax records — personal and business, investigated by THE MOST ETHICAL Administration EVER!
BOHIC-Y’all
Hilarious!
That group is out of the People’s Republic of Wisconsin? That’s freaky!!
Side effects may include:__________?
They’re going to run out.
Just send supplies to all Politicians and we’ll eliminate the deficit!
…and it’s made from Jellyfish!!!
(Anyone else find that strangely appropriate?)
I’m amazed at how someone can just think others can ‘forget’ to pay taxes. If I were to leave off $10 of what I do owe in taxes, they’d be there to collect in a couple of weeks, nevermind ‘forgetting’ to pay them completely!
How do these people make it day to day??! We ought to have ankle monitors for every person sent to DC by the voters.
Spineless creatures that go with the prevailing current? Hmmm…
Do they make anything that improves honesty?
Like Jim Carey in “Liar, Liar,” I can just imagine people asking PBO, SFNan and Dingy Reid some tough questions and watch them go into contortions to keep from giving an honest answer:
“Madam Speaker, is there any ‘pork’ in the Stimulus Package?”
“Yes! I mean NO! Actually I mean… …there is no way you can say there isn’t pork in the Porkulus Package. Did I call it the Porkulus Package, how silly. We all know it is the Stimulus Package, or as we called it when there were no Republicans present, the ‘You idiots are screwed Package.’ Arrgh, what am I saying!”
Side effects are Honesty and Integrity.
Wouldn’t that be a nice Change of pace Hope it works.
Lets see…on a Wednesday the entire congress decided and then signed a RESOLUTION, a promise, to give us and themselves 48 hours to read and review the TRILLION DOLLAR
stimu..spendulus bill……….yet within 48 hours they had already forgotten? I Doubt it.
Hope they have a pill for
lying(whoops, can’t use that word) deceiving the American people.Fine, but how will they know that they’ve forgotten?
Not meaning to hijack a thread, but it will be interesting to see what will happen after tonight’s reading from the Teleprompter:
http://www.gallup.com/poll/116077/Obama-Job-Approval-Dips-Below-First-Time.aspx
Yep. Someone really needs to hack it and shut it down. Or if we’re lucky enough, it will go out on it’s own. Watching Barry attempt to ad lib would be utterly priceless.
That’s pretty cool.
I wonder what would happen if Biden took some? I’m guessing he’d need a straight-jacket after recalling all the dumb-ass statements he’s made over the years.
nail49… that chart is going to keep dropping as the lib-halcyon continues to wear off and reality bites hard.
But I’d think it’s going to drop after his speech. I think the more he talks, the more people realize he really doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
But who also have the power to put a hurtin’ on ya if you aren’t careful! OUCH!
Paul Revere: You can sprinkle meat tenderizer on jellyfish stings and you are OK.
When Congress stings you, there are no remedies, you just suffer!
OBTW, you can also buy the drug at Walmart under it generic name, GeitDaschSolis.
Brainroids.
Seriuosly though you need to have some brains to start with for it to be efffective. Sadly to say, Congress doesn’t qualify.
Hmm. I wonder if it will help you remember where you were born?
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today! ROTFLMAO!
Underwood has to have squeaky clean books to be able to make this PR move. I love it.
I’d never even heard of this company–now I’m considering investing in them.
No, the FDA will quickly make the product illegal, like they just did with a naturally occurring form of vitamin B6.
Face it. Small government is dead.
Retaliatory FDA probe coming down on this company in 3,2,1…
Dang it, MarcoPolo beat me to it.
Too funny! I just saw this last week on Doug Kaufman’s show and told my parents to order some as it was highly recommended to improve brain function. Glad to see they’re getting loads of free press now!