Did You Know...

   

Har: Firm offers "mental stimulus" to forgetful corruptocrats

Share
By Michelle Malkin  •  February 24, 2009 04:16 PM

I love it. A biotech firm in Wisconsin has stepped up to the plate with its own stimulus — a stimulant for government officials who can’t remember to pay their taxes and follow the laws.

Via the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

A Madison biotech company is offering what it is calling a mental stimulus package to government officials who forget to pay their taxes.

Quincy Bioscience will provide free bottles of its flagship brain-enhancing supplement, Prevagen, to any member of Congress or the Obama administration who has forgotten to pay taxes during the last 10 years, the company said this morning.

“We’re confident that after 30 to 60 days of taking the supplement, most legislators and government officials will recall, without being reminded by aides or reporters, all tax periods for which they have forgotten to pay state or federal income taxes,” Quincy Bioscience president Mark Underwood said in a news release.

Prevagen is so effective it also should help most government officials recall when they failed to make Social Security and Medicare contributions for undocumented household workers, Underwood said.

Wonder if it will work on Commerce Secretary picks who can’t remember the details of their Chinagate campaign finance scandals?

Posted in: Corruption

Shocker: FBI was ‘unable to preserve and retrieve’ some texts from Trump-hating agent

January 22, 2018 05:28 AM by Doug Powers

Plus: Lynch already knew “no charges will be brought” against Hillary

Shocker: Guess what else was on Anthony Weiner’s laptop (Update: But HOW?)

December 30, 2017 04:08 PM by Doug Powers

There but for the grace of Comey

Harry Reid found an out-of-this-world way to secretly reward a donor

December 19, 2017 08:00 PM by Doug Powers

Close Encounters of the Shady Kind

Senate Dems decide they don’t want to quit Franken, and vice-versa

December 18, 2017 03:25 PM by Doug Powers

Strong signals

Shocker: Comey statement on FBI’s Hillary probe was heavily edited (guess who helped)

December 14, 2017 04:36 PM by Doug Powers

Nothing to see here


Categories: Corruption, Democrats, Hillary Clinton