Har: Firm offers “mental stimulus” to forgetful corruptocrats

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 24, 2009 04:16 PM

I love it. A biotech firm in Wisconsin has stepped up to the plate with its own stimulus — a stimulant for government officials who can’t remember to pay their taxes and follow the laws.

Via the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

A Madison biotech company is offering what it is calling a mental stimulus package to government officials who forget to pay their taxes.

Quincy Bioscience will provide free bottles of its flagship brain-enhancing supplement, Prevagen, to any member of Congress or the Obama administration who has forgotten to pay taxes during the last 10 years, the company said this morning.

“We’re confident that after 30 to 60 days of taking the supplement, most legislators and government officials will recall, without being reminded by aides or reporters, all tax periods for which they have forgotten to pay state or federal income taxes,” Quincy Bioscience president Mark Underwood said in a news release.

Prevagen is so effective it also should help most government officials recall when they failed to make Social Security and Medicare contributions for undocumented household workers, Underwood said.

Wonder if it will work on Commerce Secretary picks who can’t remember the details of their Chinagate campaign finance scandals?

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  1. #1
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:19 pm, letget said:

    This is priceless!! Go for it. I hope they make millions, but bho will tax the daylights out of them.
    L

  2. #2
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:33 pm, nail49 said:

    This company, its suppliers and clients and all of their employees (right down to the janitor) along with the executives are NOW going to get all tax records — personal and business, investigated by THE MOST ETHICAL Administration EVER!

    BOHIC-Y’all

  3. #3
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:34 pm, RedDog said:

    Hilarious!

  4. #4
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:35 pm, Schweggie said:

    That group is out of the People’s Republic of Wisconsin? That’s freaky!!

    Side effects may include:__________?

  5. #5
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:38 pm, ajmontana said:

    They’re going to run out.

  6. #6
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Just send supplies to all Politicians and we’ll eliminate the deficit!

  7. #7
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm, Lan Astaslem said:

    …and it’s made from Jellyfish!!! :-D
    (Anyone else find that strangely appropriate?)

  8. #8
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm, wighttrasch said:

    I’m amazed at how someone can just think others can ‘forget’ to pay taxes. If I were to leave off $10 of what I do owe in taxes, they’d be there to collect in a couple of weeks, nevermind ‘forgetting’ to pay them completely!

    How do these people make it day to day??! We ought to have ankle monitors for every person sent to DC by the voters.

  9. #9
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    …and it’s made from Jellyfish!!!
    (Anyone else find that strangely appropriate?)

    Spineless creatures that go with the prevailing current? Hmmm…

  10. #10
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm, nail49 said:

    Do they make anything that improves honesty?

    Like Jim Carey in “Liar, Liar,” I can just imagine people asking PBO, SFNan and Dingy Reid some tough questions and watch them go into contortions to keep from giving an honest answer:

    “Madam Speaker, is there any ‘pork’ in the Stimulus Package?”

    “Yes! I mean NO! Actually I mean… …there is no way you can say there isn’t pork in the Porkulus Package. Did I call it the Porkulus Package, how silly. We all know it is the Stimulus Package, or as we called it when there were no Republicans present, the ‘You idiots are screwed Package.’ Arrgh, what am I saying!”

  11. #11
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:47 pm, ajmontana said:

    Side effects are Honesty and Integrity.
    Wouldn’t that be a nice Change of pace Hope it works. :lol:

  12. #12
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, shooter said:

    Lets see…on a Wednesday the entire congress decided and then signed a RESOLUTION, a promise, to give us and themselves 48 hours to read and review the TRILLION DOLLAR stimu.. spendulus bill……….
    yet within 48 hours they had already forgotten? I Doubt it.

    Hope they have a pill for lying (whoops, can’t use that word) deceiving the American people.

  13. #13
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, corona said:

    Fine, but how will they know that they’ve forgotten?

  14. #14
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:55 pm, nail49 said:

    Not meaning to hijack a thread, but it will be interesting to see what will happen after tonight’s reading from the Teleprompter:

    http://www.gallup.com/poll/116077/Obama-Job-Approval-Dips-Below-First-Time.aspx

  15. #15
    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:59 pm, Schweggie said:

    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:55 pm, nail49 said:
    …after tonight’s reading from the Teleprompter:

    Yep. Someone really needs to hack it and shut it down. Or if we’re lucky enough, it will go out on it’s own. Watching Barry attempt to ad lib would be utterly priceless.

  16. #16
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:01 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    That’s pretty cool.

    I wonder what would happen if Biden took some? I’m guessing he’d need a straight-jacket after recalling all the dumb-ass statements he’s made over the years.

  17. #17
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:04 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    nail49… that chart is going to keep dropping as the lib-halcyon continues to wear off and reality bites hard.

    But I’d think it’s going to drop after his speech. I think the more he talks, the more people realize he really doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

  18. #18
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:04 pm, Paul Revere said:

    Spineless creatures that go with the prevailing current? Hmmm…

    But who also have the power to put a hurtin’ on ya if you aren’t careful! OUCH!

  19. #19
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:05 pm, nail49 said:

    But who also have the power to put a hurtin’ on ya if you aren’t careful!

    Paul Revere: You can sprinkle meat tenderizer on jellyfish stings and you are OK.

    When Congress stings you, there are no remedies, you just suffer!

  20. #20
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:10 pm, Flyoverman said:

    OBTW, you can also buy the drug at Walmart under it generic name, GeitDaschSolis.

  21. #21
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:10 pm, ajmontana said:

    Quincy Bioscience will provide free bottles of its flagshipbrain-enhancing supplement

    Brainroids.
    Seriuosly though you need to have some brains to start with for it to be efffective. Sadly to say, Congress doesn’t qualify.

  22. #22
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:15 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Hmm. I wonder if it will help you remember where you were born?

  23. #23
    On February 24th, 2009 at 5:18 pm, JustAThought said:

    On February 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm, Lan Astaslem said:
    …and it’s made from Jellyfish!!!
    (Anyone else find that strangely appropriate?)

    #9On February 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    …and it’s made from Jellyfish!!!
    (Anyone else find that strangely appropriate?)
    Spineless creatures that go with the prevailing current? Hmmm…

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today! ROTFLMAO!

  24. #24
    On February 24th, 2009 at 6:50 pm, Cosmo said:

    Underwood has to have squeaky clean books to be able to make this PR move. I love it.

    I’d never even heard of this company–now I’m considering investing in them.

  25. #25
    On February 24th, 2009 at 6:55 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    Go for it. I hope they make millions, but bho will tax the daylights out of them.

    No, the FDA will quickly make the product illegal, like they just did with a naturally occurring form of vitamin B6.

    Face it. Small government is dead.

  26. #26
    On February 24th, 2009 at 7:18 pm, coffee said:

    Retaliatory FDA probe coming down on this company in 3,2,1…

  27. #27
    On February 24th, 2009 at 7:20 pm, coffee said:

    Dang it, MarcoPolo beat me to it.

  28. #28
    On February 27th, 2009 at 3:42 pm, chaosrainz said:

    Too funny! I just saw this last week on Doug Kaufman’s show and told my parents to order some as it was highly recommended to improve brain function. Glad to see they’re getting loads of free press now!

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