Obamedia Drool Bucket Award

And the bucket goes to…Ron Fournier of the Associated Press for this overflowing, slobbering prose:
Analysis: Obama address renews audacity to hope
By RON FOURNIER – 46 minutes ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama gave America the audacity to hope again.
After describing the U.S. economy in nearly apocalyptic terms for weeks, pushing his $787 billion stimulus plan through Congress, the president used his address to Congress on Tuesday night to tap the deep well of American optimism — the never-say-die spirit that every president tries to capture in words. And great presidents embody.
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Ick
Cataclysmic…nah.
Obama is perhaps the most accomplished public liar I have ever seen. Bill Clinton is not even his equal.
Someone – quick! Wipe off Ron’s nose!
I suspect that is just the first wave preceding the tsunami of drool to come.
By the way, was Nancy Pelosi wearing a Snuggie?
Fixed
Every time you do a drool bucket post I crack up. I don’t know why.
Right, up until 8:59 tonight we’re all going to hell in a handbasket. This evening, we can break out the Bordeaux, Brie, and Wagyu beef for a soiree. Tomorrow, back to the handbasket.
Beware of Democrat-manufactured crises!
So the Bill Clinton “C’mon, Barry! Be hopeful!” schtick was part of the plan!
OMG his Lordship has given me hope, just when I thought all hope was gone his shining light has shown me the way. Blessed be the name of the one may he rule over us pond scum forever. Well off to buy a drool bucket with my 8 bucks the O’dumbA$$ is letting me keep. Thanks O great one your generosity fills me with hopelessness.
Here is what I heard.
“I am from the government and I am here to help, from ‘global warming’ to nationalized health care we will stick it to you!”
“There will be bipartisanship on my terms and we will continue with the socialism I favor!”
” I will get out of Gitmo and Iraq, and cut off Israel and Taiwan”
Accountibility will be applied as leverage outside the government.
Kennedy/Hatch will sponsor the “brown shirt program” same as the Public Allies program he placed his wife in charge of before!
And moments after saying he would help small business he promised to raise taxes on those making more than 250K.
But, he sounded like a very charming Marxist as he said all of it!
I hate the word “audacity” along with “vet, stimulus, bailout, economy, transparency, package, billion, trillion, pork, pet projects, SanFranNan’s swamp project, Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Dodd,” and a few thousand other words that make me want to spit in the drool bucket! jb
dadinseattle:
Don’t forget that he all but promised to invade Pakistan. “fight the war in Afghanistan AND PAKISTAN.”
Nice to see that he wants to invade an ally and an ally with nuclear capability….
Ever SO glad that I took my cash out of the stock market. I predict another DJIA downtick tomorrow…
Oh PUKE.
How can people be SO deceived? Just shows me how accurate Scriptural Prophesies are. Bible says they’ll be deluded.
Deluded indeed! Those of us not deluded get to be continually NAUSEATED.
Drool bucket for them, BARF BAG for me.
I watched Captain Catastrophe’s speech as long as I could, which wasn’t long.
It was just another stump speech, long on platitudes, short on substance and insulting to my intelligence.
When I sat down at the computer and saw Fournier’s headline on Yahoo News (definitely in the tank) I thought it would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.
Damn! Where’s MY stimulus bucket?
All I got was this measly cup!!
Please. This is Jimmy Carter’s 2nd term we’re looking at. Get a grip.
Good Greif, I am sure there are countless articles to reference what others have said in regard to Pres Obama’s address to Congress.
I’d prefer to take Pres Obama to task directly. His carbon cap policy scares me. His statement about taking care of the troops was good.
I just don’t get talking about what others are talking about. Yeah, there are those out there that will drool, but that does not address the message, it addresses the messengers.
Even a quick open thread asking, “So, what did you think of Obama’s speach?” would have started a fairly good discussion.
And, now I am guilty of complaining about messengers. But, there was no other way of saying it.
Liar Liar pants on fire. That’s what I think every time I see Obama’s mouth moving. Tonight was no different.
There’s only one award? How ’bout different categories? There can’t be just one!
And these are the same folks (AP – Arrogant Press) who want the fairness doctrine to come back?
Democrats have talked about “taking care” of vets for years, but the only “taking care” that ever happened was the Sinclair Act (keeps vets from suing VA doctors for malpractice,) ensuring that veterans can’t get decent legal aid in their lawsuits for comp, lousy doctors, and facillities that are very expensive and luxurious for the administrators who work in them but nasty and disgusting for the patients who are seen in them. Democrats also consistently raise spending in every single area..and usually do so by cutting defense to the bone. It’s not just ‘rats like murtha, it’s the whole mindset amongst the left, which probably explains why the lions’ share of the military vote leans right. We’ve been deserted at home and abroad by democrats so many times, over so many years, that ANY democrat saying he/she will “take care of veterans” is usually met with sarcastic laughter. Adding insult to injury is msm, with people like Fourier; how that schmuck has any cloth left in the knees of his pants is beyond me. I guess what offends me even more than that is I’d bet my last nickel Mr. Fournier knows damned well precisely what “dear leader” proposes, yet doesn’t report that, because he’d be out of a job and it would be against his instincts, which are to protect the obummer administration at any cost.
I agree. I guess once the economy tanks, stocks are not worth paper they are written on, you have no food in stores, there are riots in the streets, and we are back living like it is 1862. People will know what a liar B. Hussien Obama is.
Another note on the Fournier copy:
Shouldn’t that have read “And which great presidents…” or “And that great presidents…”?
Closing the paragraph with a sentence beginning with “and” is more befitting the sometimes lax, conversational style adopted by adverstising copy.
Oops. Check that. I think I just answered my own question. How silly of me.
Well, as far as I can tell from what I have read or heard from the TV pundits, Obama is one great telepromter reader.
Let us watch the DOW drop again starting Wed. morning responding to the Big O’s critisism of CEO’s and big business in general.
Remember, he WANTS to destroy the country and then rebuild it into a socialist/communist state. The is the agenda folks. He means little to nothing of what he says (except when he puts down what makes this country great). He wants the citizens to panic and not trust anything except the gov’t.
Obama e-mail to Pelosi/Reid: “Did I do okay?” Pelosi/Reid to Obama: “You did fine. We have the public under our thumbs.” Obama to Pelosi/Reid: “Now what do I do/say?” Pelosi/Reid to Obama: “We’ll send over to you, a new comment to the MSM tomorrow. We’ll have your new positions on policy by Friday.” Obama to Pelosi/Reid: “Thanks. I’d be lost without you two.”
Obama is good propagandist, a convincing liar as well. Typical of professional political thugs.
The lack of objectivity, neutrality and clarity of the mainstream media are an indictment against journalism schools. Drooling over leftist politicians who idolize Che instead of Washington must part of the curriculum at those Ivy League schools…
You sure got that right, Joy!
Funny, I don’t consider hope to be an audacious thing and mine has never left.
I read that piece this morning before visiting here. It was so lopsided that I thought for a moment that it was written by a White House staffer. Then again, maybe it was.
The AP had another piece though that took some decent shots at some of Obama’s facts during his speech. It sounded more realistic than partisan. I was surprised that AP editors let it through. Perhaps they’ll retract it later this morning.
Would that be the nation that “is just down right mean” or is it “the nation of cowards“? And great presidents embody? Jimmy Carter?
Yes indeed someone give Ron Fournier of the Associated Press a nose wipe. At least the AP sissy wasn’t drooling about BroBama’s pecs-or was he? “Get a Room” and such, ugly.
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ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS
Should be a convenience store
NOT a Government Agency
And, the emperior puts on his new clothes.
The new comparison going around now seems to be comparing Obama to FDR. This is frustrating on two levels: 1) many who believe that FDR was one of the greatest presidents are going to rationalize ways they are alike and sing his praise; and 2) the few who see FDR as an awful president on domestic and economic issues actually fear that Obama will be exactly like him.
I’m not sure which is worse: the perpetuation of the FDR myth or the continued sanctification of an untried and unproven president. In the end, they’re both problematic in that they reinforce the worst aspects of faith in government and likely acceptance of wrong-headed policy.
Combine this with the continuing misguided attacks on the free-market (which should be attacks on a government-meddled market, that is certainly not free to let market forces do their thing) and we are in for a publicly acceptable expansion of government and a leap ever leftward on economic policy.
If this continues, we’ll either have to adopt ridiculously protectionist trade and monetary policy such as China does (only prolonging the inevitable) or we’ll collapse in a cloud of dust like the Soviet Union, leaving the country to be rebuilt by various groups of organized crime (i.e., mafia, labor unions, ACORN, and the Kennedy family.) Oh happy day!
Boot licker. I guess he does not know the Press Secretary job is filled.
In other news, the AP announced that their reporter, RON FOURNIER, was pregnant with Barack Obama’s child and would name the child “Hope. N. Change” regardless of whether it was a boy or girl.
We need our own vomit bucket. How ’bout a toilet with the lid up…some place to file the Obama rhetoric?
(music)
“Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, and everything…”
Way too much sugar spewing from a supposedly independent media. I am surprised MSNBC didn’t have a beautifully choreographed “Oliver”-style dance routine at the end of the speech.
Only thing I heard was untold trillions of new spending with a promise to cut the deficit in half by looking for waste by going through the budget line by line. How many times have we heard this before? Looking for waste like this is not seeing the forest for the trees. The programs themselves are the waste, not the legendary $400 hammer.
And how about the line about extending education opportuniies from the time of birth? If Dems could figure out a way todo it, they would have all kids going to mandatory day care/pre-k from the age of 1. Because , as BHO and so many education experts say, “we know early childhood education works.” Thirteen years of government education just isn’t enough.
I didn’t watch it, didn’t have to, already know what his mission is. I agree with your assessment.
The gag reflex kept kicking in every time the cameras panned the liberal Dems sitting in the audience – especially when they showed Schumer, Dodd, Leahy, and others of their ilk. It was bad enough having to watch Biden and Pelosi over Obama’s shoulder.
Obama’s words just didn’t ring true for me. Obama is no Ronald Reagon or Abraham Lincoln. Even George W. Bush was believable when he gave a “from the heart” speech.
The only Audaciy of Hope I have is the hope that his birth certificate proves he’s a usurper and they run him out of office.
I just finished supper and had a open mind to sit and watch what the Messiah had to say, but everytime Pelosi stood up and applauded THAT ONE, I almost lost my cookies. She makes me sick. She has nothing for this country, only her selfish wants and the democratic party. She is no patriot. I had to turn it off after 5 minutes. I am glad Reid wasn’t in the picture. Our buffonish Vice President is such a buffon.
This guy doesn’t see the irony in his own statement!
Of course he described the U.S. economy in nearly apocalyptic terms for weeks – TO GET THE BILL PASSED!
The Dems snuck in their social agenda, now they can start talking up the economy again.
Pre-election and pre stimulus they did everything they can to manipulate the economy to door poorly.
A real journalist might look into the hand our elected leaders had in creating this mess, and how they used it as an opportunity to sneak in dangerous legislation.
Unreal.
But of course there is no bias there right???
And the usual Washington shell game continues…they talk about the deficit and refuse to acknowledge the total debt.
I saw a dnc flunky on the news today look in the camera and say, we can spend our way out of debt.
I swear its true.
On my knees……..bowing (similar to the Islamic pose) with outstretched arms……..towards my MESSIAH. The world is soooooooooooooo lucky to have O!
Pigs fly, and personal methane collectors will power our future economy too.
MrOlympia,
Looks like the got you where they want you. On your knees, bent over…don’t worry, you shouldn’t feel a thing…
caberski:
Can I squeal like a pig? (No pun intended re: Porkulus)
No lube? I thought that was in the Porkulus, too? LOL
Nope, stripped out with the condoms.
You gotta take it dry.
And in other news, Arnold will be playing a weak and unprincipled girlie-man in an upcoming Stallone flick.
Only time for a quick comment here…
What an idiot that speech deliverer is. The one with the teleprompter. (paraphrasing)…”We need to get rid of weapons systems we don’t use” Does it not occur to anybody that we have those weapons systems precisely so we don’t need to use them.
I have insurance I hope I never use too.
And I’d be willing to bet he had insurance too.
That would be the entire us military during peacetime.
Speaking of drool, I clicked over to msnbc for a couple minutes. Chris Matthews was literally drooling. I don’t mean what he was saying. I mean, he literally had drool dripping from the corners of his mouth. It was distracting and disgusting. Why doesn’t he lick his lips once in a while? Also, Nancy Pelosi and her smirk all evening…she looked like the moron she really is. Oh Lord, please wipe that smirk off her face before someone beats You to it (by beating her in the next election…what did you think I meant?).
I agree with Obama. Let’s stop wasting money on weapons we do not need like Poseidon nuclear submarines.
Take the missile boat in the Indian Ocean, open the doors, fire off all 24 missiles and scatter the unneeded 240 warheads on Iran.
There’s a win-win for all of us.
He doesn’t just get the drool bucket award; he also gets the improper grammar award. For sentence fragment.
Right…under the Obama defense plan, we will scrap all current weapons systems and develop new technologies:
1. the solar-powered slingshot
2. HIV-tested spitball shooters
3. laser-guided M80 firecrackers
4. and if you really get mad…a biodegradable Red Ryder BB gun – mod II
Every time that burned-out husk of a Barbie Doll — Nancetta Pelosi — jumped out of her chair, it occurred to me after puking that one earmark I would approve would be a seat belt for the chair she was sitting in (along with an “affordable right” to have that industrial-strength spring surgically removed from her ass).
Beyond nauseating.
That really was sickening, almost like she was enjoying the pain they will be inflicting on those that will be paying the bills. How about the way she nearly flew out of her chair at the applause lines, and always about two seconds too early? It looked to me like she was leading the crowd and instructing them when and what level of applause was required.
You aren’t really planning to give the iranians nukes, the HARD way are you???
I’m ready to tighten the belt and shoulder the load. Bring on those $100 a pound steaks. The BS gets deeper every minute.
Homeschooling and private schools are now more important than ever if we want to ever get our children back!!
Where was the part in the budget that called for college education for all Guatemalan citizens? Everything else was in there.
Not a good idea. the Iranian people are good people. It is the “leadership” over there that sucks. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Kill the leaders, but leave the population alone. Those people love America. We have to stop threatening to nuke them all.
Clearly, she had a good view of the teleprompter from her position.
If they are allowed to live long enough to see birth!
Dow tanking again in response to that inspirational speech last night. Every time he opens his mouth Dow loses 3%. Then, like yesterday, they send out damage control and it recovers part of the losses. I’m thinking of developing a trading strategy based on Dear Leader’s speaking schedule. Unfortunately, it would also have to take into account speeches by Biden, Pelosi, Reid, Schumer and all the other Dem loose cannons. Maybe better to just invest in dried foods and ammo.
Speaking of ammo (a bit off topic), anybody know why all of a sudden ammo prices have almost doubled in the last month, and the WalMart shelves are nearly empty? They have plenty of guns, but the ammo is what’s concerning me. I know folks are stocking up, but that doesn’t explain the drastic price hike.
It seems like every day we find out more and more about what is actually in the Reparations Bill. Now we find out that Union construction workers will get the first crack at the jobs. Never mind that over 90% of the construction workers are NON-union. Obama wants to repay his homeys in the union, at the expense of the country. How much more do you think it will cost because of union workers? I also just heard that after the plane crash in Turkey, the helpers had to park a ways away from the crash and wait for Union help before they could go and help those poor victims. Not sure if that is true, but it would typify the union philosophy of “you have to have a union member pour the coffee at $50.00 a minute…don’t you dare pour it yourself”.
Supply and demand.
What, no “Where in the World” thread?
I heard you a while ago on WTKK talking with Michael Graham. This isn’t a total thread hijack; he did mention the drool cups.
Nice to hear you on the air, Boss!
I have seen “the love” from their people since November 4, 1979.
They have had 30 years to make their choices. Time’s up.
On February 25th, 2009 at 9:51 am, jsr said: (#62)
I think that is the Speaker’s job at speeches since TV in the chambers.
The Dear Leader speaks and all react to his glorious words.
Dow down 2% as of 10:30 EST.
Good point.
Happyscrapper,
I admit a bias on Iran…….. old, bitter enemy that I am personally sick and tired of.
They have been respnsible for some much death and misery, because of their lunacy.
I do hope their people find a way to rid themselves of the evil that leads them.
And I hope the same for America.
Yep. Plus some of the companies making new ammo are using extra shifts at the plants, which means overtime pay rates.
It is not just normal stocking up, it is panic buying. All the talk from the anti-gun folks in or near power – micro-stamping, news taxes, bans – are making gun owners worried. Then you add fears of the increased need to protect one’s family oneself and, for some, being ready to hunt for food, and you see why demand is sky high.
Same here to both.
By the way, “Weapons we don’t need”? Don’t need? How the F would he know how many weapons we are going to need? What a colossally dangerous moron that man is.
happyscrapper–I wondered that meself.
He’s not qualified to determine what we need & don’t need.
I’m following the painted walls: ‘Who is John Galt?’
Yeah, I know this goes on with all presidents. But her timing was way off and motions so exagerrated it would make an excellent parody/sketch without even editing.
Another AP article, and the kind of thing I was looking for. A deconstruction of what Pres Obama said -
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090225/ap_on_go_pr_wh/fact_check_obama_6
Off topic a bit…I just got this in an e-mail. Not sure who wrote it.
Let’s Recap–
1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in. The President’s first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure terrorists’ civil rights are not violated.
2. The U.S.Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.
3. The CIA Boss, Leon Panetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, who is a true radical anti-American activist and
a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.
4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.
5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.
6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.
7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.
8. A Labor Secy nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.
9. A Secy HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.
And that’s just the first two weeks. . . but who’s counting.
America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy , and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.
Nancy Pelosi gets the Tigger award for her performance last night.
She was happier than my five year old at her birthday party when Barney showed up!
Agreed. There was something to the speed and early nature of her leaps that somehow lowered the decorum of the event. It might be nitpicking, but it seemed as though she turned an official address into a high school pep rally.
This calls to mind what the party faithful in Berlin must’ve sounded like in 1945, looking wild-eyed and exclaiming “Germany vill vin ze var!!” after listening to some stem-winder broadcast from the Fuhrer Bunker.
It also reminds me of just how thoroughly dishonest the Japanese government and its state media were to the Japanese people during the same time frame — blowing smoke up their butts with such relentlessness that a lot of Japanese thought Japan was winning right up until the Emperor’s surrender speech.
So it’ll be with Ron Fournier on that sinking ship known as the SS Hopenchange. Singing “Obama, Obama, Uber Alles” right up to the moment when the waves close over him.
Somehow, I won’t be surprised if this results in the following boot-strapping exercise: our 30-year old F-15Cs, many of which are grounded after some of them began breaking apart in flight due to metal fatigue, are “weapons we don’t use” that we “need to get rid of.”
And they won’t be replaced by more F-22As or F-35As. Instead, we’ll be treated to an encore of what logistics officers and supply sergeants were saying through the Jimmy Carter “hollow military” years:
We don’t have it;
We can’t get it;
You don’t need it.
The Defense Department over the next 4 years of Hope-a-Dope is going to revert to what it has always been during donkey regimes:
1. A social experimentation playground; and
2. A piggy-bank for social programs.
After all, in the Era of Hopenchange, there’s no problem that we can’t talk our way out of, or that can’t be solved by America walking away….
Jangar,
Ammo prices over the summer started going up. The reason was the wars and the cost of metals. Now our local gun dealer says the primers(which cannot be reproduced by self loaders) and the powder are becoming scarce. I think the administration is looking into how to stop gun onwership or pull the teeth of gun ownership. If there is no powder then guns are useless. He said he wouldn’t take away gun ownership.. BUT bullets is another story. I have stashed away enough for the 2nd revolution or wne ideologies clash intto violence or when ACORN comes and tries to take my house. The bit on making the interstates the same as national parks and the coding of ammo is all myth. The primer thing is real.
Charles Krauthammer called Obama’s speech “Reaganesque“. This proves that ODS is a curable disease.
All Hail Der Hoffen Führer
Who the hell is Charles Krauthammer and why should I care?
(excuse me–channeling ‘Bender’)
You’re going to have to do better than Charles Krauthammer, although I get that you’re being coy since he’s attributed with having coined the term “Bush Derangement Syndrome”.
Many here have already commented on the fact that Obama can perform well when reading from a teleprompter. However, I doubt that Charles would say that Obama is in a “Reagan-esque” league when dealing with questions.
We have yet to see about Obama’s actions backing up his words as well. Perhaps he’ll get around to paying his own bills in the near future?
errah, four score and seven jackaszes ago an AP reporter wrapped himself in the flag of our republic and anounced the anointed one . . . “Here I come to save the day!!!!!!”
I just bought stock in paper and ink futures that the FED and the Bureau of Engraving and Printing is about to buy. I expect to make a killing