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1. #101
   On February 25th, 2009 at 3:31 pm, Savage24 said:

   This woman has put conventional marriage back by a hundred years.

2. #102
   On February 25th, 2009 at 3:35 pm, emjem24 said:

   When will this woman just retire already?

   And folks like Helen Thomas self-righteously call those on the right “racists?” Get a clue.

3. #103
   On February 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm, twofoot said:

   Why is it every time I see that photo it makes me think she is about to, or just has, devour a heaping plate of orphans?

4. #104
   On February 25th, 2009 at 3:41 pm, Ron said:

   So, did anyone in the room try pouring water on her? Where’s O’Reilly when you really need him!

5. #105
   On February 25th, 2009 at 3:46 pm, duff65 said:

   Well Helen, he wasn’t nearly as pitiful as Obama. My god, I tried to watch Obama and decided shortly that listening to someone say one thing and do another is more than I can stand. In a month he has screwed up the country worse than Bush did in eight years. Remember, we still have three years and eleven months of this complete idiot to go.

6. #106
   On February 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm, catmman said:

   That is one ugly, ugly…woman?

   She has aged like a fine, fine jar of kimchi.

7. #107
   On February 25th, 2009 at 4:00 pm, James Felix said:

   My god.

   That woman looks like she should be under a bridge somewhere hassling billygoats.

8. #108
   On February 25th, 2009 at 4:17 pm, IndyRich said:

   James and twofoot – ROFLMAO.

   Someone needs to tell that skank to retire.

9. #109
   On February 25th, 2009 at 4:21 pm, RetFireman said:

   Somewhere in Washington D.C. there is an attic. Within that attic is a painting of Helen Thomas. That painting changes all the time, depicting her prettier and hotter.

   Think reverse of “Dorian Gray”

   Usually such ugliness of character is reserved for people who look good. You know, “Sure they are beautiful to look at, but they have a horrible personality” type thing. It also stands that someone who looks like they had been dragged through a cats throat tend to be really nice to compensate. After all, when having a questionable blind date described to you, the first thing they tell you is, “Well he/she has a GREAT personality and are really sweet”.

   No, not the Wicked Witch of the Beltway. This crone is hideous outside and in. This has obviously been exacerbated by the fact she is lusting after Obama like a schoolgirl for the Jonas Brothers, and has realized after an accidental glance in the mirror as she got out of the shower following her monthly washing with a rag on a stick, that there was no way in hell that there is enough alcohol and ecstasy produced in the world to make him even fantasize about her, let alone consider an illicit tryst, thus she takes it out on her betters.

   What a sad, pathetic old woman. I think it is well past time she hangs up her typewriter (that she has had since she bought it new…back when they were invented) and tool to her true calling…one that befits a woman of her appearance and personality. All it would require is a trip to the local grocery store where she can pick up a new model “Wino-bago” and start telling people how she can be useless for food.

10. #110
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:23 pm, RetFireman said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 12:56 pm, ThunderHawkk said:

    Why isn’t Helen Thomas in hell yet?

    Even Satan has limits.

11. #111
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:31 pm, Madam President said:

    …coming from a washed up old ogress.

12. #112
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm, RetFireman said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 1:38 pm, John Deaux said:
    Is she smiling or growling in that picture?

    Neither. That’s her 1:45am 6 martinis hoping the bar doesn’t turn on the lights just yet sexy come hither look. She had been practicing with it in order to perfect it for Obama’s first Press Conference.

    Please aim for the linoleum and not the carpet.

13. #113
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:37 pm, RetFireman said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 3:35 pm, emjem24 said:

    When will this woman just retire already?

    Actually, she was fired decades ago and never got the hint. As soon as she finds her red “Swingline” though…

14. #114
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:37 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! Ahahahahahahhahahaha!”

15. #115
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm, 24Klady said:

    Make no mistake, Helen’s and Chris Mattews comments were no accident, nor any of the other full on racist ones about Jindal. Either that or they felt this is an ethnic group that would take the slander and not make a fuss about it. You could take it to the bank if Jindal were liberal – any criticizm of him would have people screaming from the raftors.

16. #116
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:00 pm, James Felix said:

    My god.

    That woman looks like she should be under a bridge somewhere hassling billygoats.

    That was definitely snortworthy.

    Thanks for the laugh.

17. #117
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm, Mookie said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm, 24Klady said:

    Make no mistake, Helen’s and Chris Mattews comments were no accident, nor any of the other full on racist ones about Jindal.

    Still waiting to hear what Helen actually said since no one seems to know, including the person who broke the “story”.

18. #118
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm, wighttrasch said:

    James Felix…that was a bit gruff, don’t you think?

19. #119
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm, mattm said:

    That picture shoudl give anyone nightmares.

20. #120
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm, Gorebot said:

    I think I finally figured it out:

    Helen Thomas is Nancy Pelosi’s father.

    DNA can be so cruel.

21. #121
    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm, Misscheryl said:

    That poor woman.

22. #122
    On February 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm, ThunderHawkk said:

    Does anyone here listen to Michael Medved? He’s talking about Jindal now.

    Look, I LIKE Jindal. I’ve been going around telling people how great he is.

    But he has to get a new way to present himself. Wow. What a nerdy looking guy.

    WHO is advising Republicans on their TV appearances? I think he is an undercover Democrat.

23. #123
    On February 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm, twofoot said:

    Neither. That’s her 1:45am 6 martinis hoping the bar doesn’t turn on the lights just yet sexy come hither look. She had been practicing with it in order to perfect it for Obama’s first Press Conference.

    Oh I think I am going to be sick…

24. #124
    On February 25th, 2009 at 5:35 pm, Gorebot said:

    Bin Laden is hiding in that face, somewhere.

    No wonder no one can find the guy.

25. #125
    On February 25th, 2009 at 5:47 pm, CW4_KGP said:

    Let me help you with that:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 1:17 pm, hadsil said:
    Liberals NOT shouting racism and demanding she apologize in 8,000,000,005, 8,000,000,004, 8,000,000,003, …

    looks like we will have a bit of a wait.

    Meanwhile, the neighbor’s Shar-pei was looking at Helen’s picture and tossed p-chow. Poor pup. I told her that she would never look like that. Not ever. At least her rear end started wagging…..

26. #126
    On February 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Let that be a lesson to us all: Keep @#$%^’s picture away from your Shar-pei. Poor pup.

27. #127
    On February 25th, 2009 at 6:27 pm, jeffislouie said:

    Somebody play the liberal card and cry racism quick!

28. #128
    On February 25th, 2009 at 6:45 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    RetFireman, quit mincing your words and tell us what you really think.

    As soon as she finds her red “Swingline” though…

    “I believe you have my stapler…”
    - Milton

29. #129
    On February 25th, 2009 at 7:21 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah this is the same wingo that lamented about wanting to be JFK’s lover. As someone once said “there wasn’t a bag thick enough” . . .

30. #130
    On February 25th, 2009 at 7:21 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    Frak you, Thomas!

    Shut your frakkin’ mouth, libtard!

31. #131
    On February 25th, 2009 at 7:29 pm, Mookie said:

    Even Gov. Bobby Jindal, whom I suppose I should note was the first Indian-American to give the Republican response to a president’s speech, began with an encomium to the first black president. (Wasn’t Bobby great in “Slumdog Millionaire”?)

32. #132
    On February 25th, 2009 at 7:29 pm, greenfairie said:

    At least she didn’t use the dreaded slur “macaca!”

33. #133
    On February 25th, 2009 at 7:38 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    You can tell a lot about someone by their friends and enemies.

    I hope I never say or do anything that makes Helen Thomas or Barack Obama a friend. I don’t think I could live with myself. Bobby should proudly count these two dolts as “enemies.” It should be seen as a badge of honor.

34. #134
    On February 25th, 2009 at 7:47 pm, DanGrantTx said:

    Announcement over the White House public address system:

    Will the undertaker who left the corpse wearing the red dress please pick it up?

    She looks like she escaped halfway through the embalming procedure.

35. #135
    On February 25th, 2009 at 7:55 pm, right_on said:

    Actually, she was fired decades ago and never got the hint. As soon as she finds her red “Swingline” though…

    “Ummm, y-e-a-h…”

    She wouldn’t get that reference. LMAO

36. #136
    On February 25th, 2009 at 8:18 pm, fulldroolcup said:

    According to the photographer who took that shot, she was saying to him,

    “I want to suck your…..blood.”

37. #137
    On February 25th, 2009 at 8:21 pm, Tuesday said:

    Meanies! You’re talking about the favored antique heirloom of the liberals!

    (Rumor has it that Nancy’s wholesale purchase of her stash of botox was initiated by her fear of becoming Helen’s spitting image….)

38. #138
    On February 25th, 2009 at 9:32 pm, Old Tanker said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm, catmman said:

    That is one ugly, ugly…woman?

    She has aged like a fine, fine jar of kimchi.

    She didn’t just get hit with the ugly stick, OR the ugly tree. Somewhere the ugly forest lays ravaged……….

39. #139
    On February 25th, 2009 at 10:19 pm, almiller said:

    The old hag has been derided so many times I guess it just popped out. She can’t help it she’s addled.

40. #140
    On February 25th, 2009 at 10:31 pm, travlinman said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 9:32 pm, Old Tanker said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm, catmman said:

    That is one ugly, ugly…woman?

    She has aged like a fine, fine jar of kimchi.

    She didn’t just get hit with the ugly stick, OR the ugly tree. Somewhere the ugly forest lays ravaged……….

    Make that the ‘…the petrified’ ugly forest lays ravaged…

    Sometimes the truth is plumb painful, ain’t it?

41. #141
    On February 25th, 2009 at 10:38 pm, Bear said:

    Why, MM, did you have to post that picture of HT? I had just finished dinner and it almost all came up all over the computer when I saw the picture. UGH!!

42. #142
    On February 25th, 2009 at 10:51 pm, Old Tanker said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 10:31 pm, travlinman said:

    Make that the ‘…the petrified’ ugly forest lays ravaged…

    Sometimes the truth is plumb painful, ain’t it?

    Petrified after she walked through it! Like Medussa, she turned it to stone with a look!! Thank goodness I have my mirror handy…..

43. #143
    On February 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, RetFireman said:

    Here’s the thing:

    Why the hell is everyone in the MSM talking about BJ and NOT talking about all the layer upon layer of excrement that Der Fuhrer pulled out of his lower orifice?

    Can you say “distraction”? I know you can.

    See, rather than be made to talk about how Der Fuhrer made such outlandish claims and promises…you know…like how he is now going to cure cancer in the next couple of years, even though there is not just one form of cancer and the fact that there is not a single whisper anywhere that medical science is on the edge of a major breakthrough…amongst other outlandish things, they go on the very first attack of the opposition party’s response as if it was the “State of the Union”.

    When I heard the promise to cure cancer, I damn near ran my car into a light pole. I mean, exactly which form of cancer is he going to cure? Seeing as how pancreatic cancer alone has no known cure and is nearly 100% fatal in a sort period of time, I would like to seriously know just how he intends on reaching this goal. Well, me and those like Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Patrick Swayze.

    But then again, had all of us poor inbred Bible and gun clutching, low foreheaded morons not elected President Bush for the second time, Christopher Reeve would have been running the Boston Marathon this year instead of tragically dying from his injuries sustained in his accident.

    The only thing I can imagine is that he is actually buying into his own myth and is planning to “lay his hands” upon the masses and miracle these people well.

    Yet there is no outcry from the public, no, “Oh God”‘s purposely whispered out loud by talking fools on PMSNBC, no hysterical laughter by anyone who listened to him run his suck last night.

    Nope…on the contrary…these dolts ate it up, bought it hook, line and sinker and are probably going out right now to buy cartons of Pall Mall Red (harshest unfiltered smoke around) and are chain smoking even as we speak without fear for their Tarnished Calf has proclaimed his first miracle.

44. #144
    On February 25th, 2009 at 11:08 pm, jrgdds said:

    Helen Thomas is irrelevant. Bill O’Reilly was right with his Wicked witch comment concerning her. Que the Wizard of Oz music…

45. #145
    On February 26th, 2009 at 12:21 am, RetFireman said:

    Let Helen Thomas be a lesson to all:

    NEVER piss-off your Fairy Godmother

46. #146
    On February 26th, 2009 at 12:50 am, JohnnyAngel said:

    Helen Thomas is one handsome lady…erppp.

47. #147
    On February 26th, 2009 at 12:51 am, JohnnyAngel said:

    Heeeeeey Peter. I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Yeaaah. And I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, okaaaaay?

48. #148
    On February 26th, 2009 at 1:48 am, tbear44 said:

    Make no mistake, Helen’s and Chris Mattews comments were no accident

    Wonder if Matthews gets a thrill up his leg looking at Helen?

49. #149
    On February 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am, graysonret said:

    Even if she does retire, they will simply replace her with another “wannabe” expert, with a drool bucket and “smelling salts”.

50. #150
    On February 26th, 2009 at 9:33 am, tonyinmaine said:

    She’s a racist, just like the people over at Democrat Underground and Daily Kos who’ve been making racist jokes about Jindal all week long. Call them what they are – Racists.

51. #151
    On February 26th, 2009 at 9:33 am, Marie said:

    Thanks for the chuckles! Great way to start the day. You guys are all so clever in your runny remarks.

52. #152
    On February 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am, prendad said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 4:21 pm, RetFireman said:
    Wicked good!

53. #153
    On February 26th, 2009 at 10:14 am, blogagog said:

    She’s purdy.

54. #154
    On March 1st, 2009 at 1:17 am, Dimsdale said:

    On February 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, RetFireman said:

    The only thing I can imagine is that he is actually buying into his own myth and is planning to “lay his hands” upon the masses and miracle these people well.

    You nailed it, Ret! BO broke the cardinal rule: he actually believes his own BS. The constant “I won” is testament to that.

    I can hardly wait until reality hits him square in the forehead.

    As for Helen, the old adage applies: beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone (and mind).

    Nothing will ever grow on her grave.