Drool Bucket Award: Get Jack Cafferty a room
Some reporters are in love with Barack Obama’s glistening pectoral muscles.
Not Jack Cafferty.
The veteran CNN journalist has rejected the cult of Barack — and started the cult of Michelle O instead.
The guy needs a restraining order. Or at least a hotel room where he can keep his lust behind closed doors and spare us the grotesque PDA:
I think I am developing a crush on America’s first lady. Michelle Obama is more compelling than her husband. He’s good, but she’s utterly fascinating.
Mrs. Obama has blown away the stale air in a White House musty from eight years of the Bushes. It’s like the sun came out and a fresh spring breeze began wafting through the open windows.
It’s the people’s house, and Michelle Obama totally gets it. So much so that she has taken to inviting people in from the streets to see her home. Nice touch — one completely lacking in her recent predecessors.
Watch her when she visits a local school and you see the warmth and affection she instantly triggers in people.
There we go with the “warmth” thing again. For heaven’s sake, will Obama turn down the thermostat already? The journalists are going to faint from dehydration:
The Obamas bring a humanity and humility to their tasks which sets them far apart from the run-of-the mill phonies who populate Washington. It’s exactly what the doctor ordered for this wounded nation.
Michelle Obama’s unassuming, but dead-on, sense of style has the fashion press gushing all over itself.
Her arms are becoming the stuff of legend. Who appears sleeveless on the cover of Vogue, let alone in front of a joint session of Congress while her husband delivers one of the most important speeches of his life? And the reviews were rave.
Cindi Leive, the editor of Glamour magazine gushed, “Oh my god! The first lady has bare arms in Congress in February at night!” If she keeps it up, Seventh Avenue will soon stop making women’s clothes with sleeves.
Ok, I admit it. When it comes to the first lady, I’m smitten.
You better pick your tongue up off the floor now, Jack. The rest of your tingly-legged colleagues are at risk of tripping over it as they stampede towards their desk to file their own Obamedia suck-up dispatches.
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I don’t how to take this. My uncle, who is 75, thinks she is hot, too. I smile and say, ‘You think so, huh?’
I file it under, well . . . it is circular.
Do you think this ‘journalist’ intended to put so many double entandres in this article or is just puppy love?
Either way Get a room Jack!!!
Gag reflex in 3,2,1…
One word…ick!
Queer Eye for the 1st la…wi…ho…
Never mind.
Have these people no sense of decency? Decorum? (I know the answer.)
It used to be that people in polite society kept this drivel to themselves.
Millions of unemployed – saw an ABC video from yesterday where 4500 people showed up to apply for 500 part time jobs at Dodger stadium). And we get Dear-Leader prattle about Michelle’s triceps and Barry’s pecs.
Gag me with a spoon.
GAGGING
And yet these guys in msm keep telling us how impartial and unbiased they are. I don’t recall any of them ever saying anything nice about Bush, certainly didn’t say anything nice about Reagan until he died. As I’ve said before, I intend to treat the messiah-in-chief with the same exact respect and courtesy that they gave Bush. What makes things funnier and more out of whack still is that since obummer took office, the stock market has tanked, continues to tank, and as long as they keep passing these pork bills from hell, it can only get worse, yet the accolades on the “most beautiful and annointed couple in the history of man” continue at full strength. These guys really don’t understand how much they’ve damaged themselves…they’ve lost any semblance of credibility or respect.
Really? Really, Jack?
Again, Really?
Cindi, how irresponsible, imagine all these poor ladies who got pneumonia after going around sleeveless in wintertime!!
LOL, I am actually wiping tears out of my eyes from laughing too hard, thanks for making my evening MM. I saw the Vogue cover at the grocery store and the headline was, Michelle O, the first lady the world’s been waiting for. At the time I thought it to be sickening, but now it is just funny. Fascism is here and well, it is dressed to the nines!!! How fashionable.
Fixed it for you.
They had flabby bi’s and pec’s.
Jack used to be pretty good when he was on the old channel 2 news – years ago. Now he’s a senile old schmuck. The idea of comparing that slug Obama to a class act like laura Bush leaves me nauseous.
I’m still waiting to hear from someone why she lost her license to practice law.
They are so busy looking at her arms, they miss her face and the crap that comes out of it.
Gag me
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess.
And in this case the beholder clearly has incredibly strange standards.
“Rev” Wright will accuse him of a being a White slave master trying to bed the black woman if he’s not careful. Actually, I can’t wait until it happens.
EEEWWW
What an embarrassment cafferty is to journalism.
At least he doesn’t get a tingle up his leg when he sees her.
Is that true? Did she lose her law license?
Who is Cafferty talking about? Dear Leader thinks he is the Messiah. Sheesh, get a grip.
If he needs a room, perhaps the Lincoln bedroom will soon be for rent … or then again, maybe they will begin selling it off in order to pay this debt they incurred so that we the people do not have to?
Then again, Beholders aren’t such great shakes either.
That’s just creepy.
http://james4america.wordpress.com/2008/11/12/court-ordered-inactive-bar-license-for-next-first-lady/
He needs a room with padding, and a nice jacket with sleves that buckle together in the back. This boy’s chese done slid off his cracker.
I wonder how Michelle Obama feels about being so highly praised by a CNN schmuck who drove through two red lights while being chased by a cop, after hitting a bicyclist in NYC and dragging the bike underneath his Cadillac for more than half a block?
I’ll bet Jack wears “outfits” instead of clothes.
Just sayin’
He thought he saw her walking down the street and was chasing her.
Really truthfully – who among us has not dragged a cyclist under our car for half a block. And BTW, I’m sure it was a Prius and not a Cadillac.
Darn good question Bruce! I’ve done a little poking around but all I can find is that the court ordered the revocation of her license for disciplinary reasons in 1993, only 4 years after she got it!
Maybe we should get OUR Michelle to look into it.
I don’t get this at all. There are plenty of truly beautiful African-American women to admire. Missy O ain’t one of ‘em.
Humility?????
Send the men with the
white(Oh noes, that would be RAAACIST) black coats…What planet are these people on?
BrianNY – Unreal. He should be in prison.
I think she has really really mean eyes.
Uh, what planet is this guy living on?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Of all the words in the English language humility is the one that least describes BHO. Ironically, his first 5 weeks in office have proven that he has more cause to be humble than most other people in America. But that won’t get in his way…
How can anyone have a crush on her? She’s always angry, scowling, and has a large wrinkled forehead. She’s a Klingon obviously. Obama is merely a ploy for the Klingon Empire to dominate Earth.
::Sizzle:: Jacks got a little blaze of the Jungle Fever going on.
Maybe he was one of those guys who likes domineering women and just happened to be on one of Ashley Duprees friends client lists.
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The past Michelle Obama dresses and makeup and her bitter frowns made her look pretty bad–the red and black “black widow” dress photos were terrible.
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She seems to have gotten some better fashion help lately. Better looking dresses, makeup, and a smile helped a lot. Front view shots keep the “big caboose” hidden.
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However, President Obama’s bitter half is still a long way from being a fashion model! Let’s buy some glasses for the reporter.
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John Bibb
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Visions of J. Edgar Hoover here.
More like infected by whatever is in the water inside the beltway.
He probably has her name written all over his notebook with big, curvy letters and the ‘i’ dotted with a heart.
I’ve said this a couple of times before.
We all know 30 Pieces Of Silver is a LOT prettier, smarter, nicer, and more charming than Michelle Obama is.
the eyes are usually the first to go in a geezer.
So Michelle Obama is exercising her right to keep bare arms?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist! It was sooooo wide open.
LOL. That’s funny.
Isn’t injury hit and run a felony?
Now, now. You are talking about the Liberal Press. They don’t mean to disobey the rules, they just end up doing it anyway. Just like all the other liberals. I am sick of this. It’s not funny anymore.
Patient dumping makes one’s arms very toned. The heavy lifting is a sure fire way to increase those biceps.
First of all, thank you BrianNY and malkin_fan for information that gets conveniently omitted from the stuff that is considered newsworthy.
I am sure that Cafferty said, “I am SORRY” and everything was forgiven and goes away. The media keeps saying that we are a people eager to forgive. Maybe Cafferty did his community service hours rinsing out womens’ underwear at a local homeless shelter.
I can’t put my finger on it, but Michelle Obama appeals to me for some reason.
Having been born in Georgia, I do have a bulldog fetish…
obamas wife is a good looking woman. That is a fact. My problem with her is not her looks. Its her soul.
Some of the ugliest people I have ever met were “hot”.
Anyone who pats themselves on the back so much will have great arms.
This midlife woman has one guess about those sleeveless dresses…..
Probably ran out of Affirmative Action cards by the time she took the bar exam.
I feel…soiled.
That’s because you have never played ‘Balderdash’ with me!
Sounds like Cafferty is back on the bottle again.
I posted this yesterday…
On March 3rd, 2009 at 12:39 pm, wighttrasch said:
I saw a magazine at a grocery checkout (I couldn’t tell you which mag) & it had a picture of M.O. on it–beside the photo it read ‘The First Lady (We’ve) been Waiting For’. I took the magazine to the clerk at the checkout & asked her if she had been waiting for Michelle Obama. She said ‘no’.
That’s two that I know for sure, so what’s this ‘we’ stuff?!
Only the liberal press would think michelle’s arms are becoming the stuff of legend. If you really look, her arms are of the stuff of a nearly 50 year old woman with blubber blowing in the breeze….nothing special, nothing new. Check out the video at 35 through 48……..
continued:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j86pATaB4R8
LAURA BUSH KILLED A MAN!
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PR, Laura Bush was involved in a fatality auto accident. She was not involved in an effort to evade law enforcement at the time. The two incidents are completely different.
And Ted Kennedy killed a woman and half the scotch on the east coast. What is your point?
Liberals exist as a personality cult about appearance and feeling. Conservatives as a group are about substance.
Insert joke here.
Laura Bush has more class and style in her pinky fingernail than Ms. Obama will ever hope to acquire.
Precisely, and she was a newly licensed driver; her story should serve as an example to all drivers, new and old, to always buckle-up and drive with care.
This is utterly DISGUSTING!!! This piece of EXCREMENT has the nerve to call himself a JOURNALIST… Well that’s a different meaning of the word then I would give him…
I want to know the full circumstances behind Michelle O’s law license revocation.
I disagree. Lursa and B’Etor were HOT! MO’s NOT!
At least he doesn’t ‘get a thrill up his leg’ from looking at B.O.
So, Cafferty likes M.O., fine.
She is a nice looking lady.
Too bad Cafferty lacks the maturity to keep such thoughts private.
I believe that Snopes has the sentiment to this about right.
Hmmmmm when I have had the displeasure of watching Jack briefly from time to time, the only person he seems to truly admire is himself!!
Does dominatrix come to anybody else’s mind when they look, see, hear My Belle?
This should have come with a spew coffee warning.
Jack wins the Tom Harkin Award for his superior intellect.
/sarc
jack is living proof that a mandatory retirement law is needed. if every person was retired at 65, including politicians and newsmen, think of the dead weight we could expunge. eh sen byrd, sen kennedy, and that front row denizen of the press room who’s name i refuse to utilize. i’m afraid she died some ten years back, but i can’t figure out how her hand keeps being raised.
Cafferty recently purchased the Rubber Wanda Michelle Obama anatomically correct inflatable doll on special. For $1.00 more he got the matching Barack Obama doll for Wolf Blitzer.
This guy must be senile. On the other hand, there are certain Italian politicians…
Something of an accomplishment, I suppose, that he typed all of that with one hand.
Way back when in high school, the term fascinating was a polite way of saying “bullsh*t.”
e.g.-
Michelle Oh-Ma-God: “My husband, your President, will not only fix this economic crisis, but he will establish world peace, stop global warming, and find a cure for cancer…and do it all, in his first two terms of office!”
Fascinating!
C’mon folks calm down – Michelle Obama is hot
I’m sorry, but this woman cannot hold a candle to Laura Bush.
Mrs. Bush was a woman who exuded class, style, grace, warmth. She was a woman who obviously did not believe that being a wife and mother was some sort of “punishment”. Her warm and winning smile was something that was so wonderful to see after the previous 8 years of a scowl on a first lady that made her appear as if someone was holding a small turd under her nose.
It was the very likes of this moron and other horrid people calling themselves “tolerant” and “Liberal” that robbed Mrs. Bush of the full experience of being First Lady. The members of the MSM and the rest of the BDS sufferers did not allow the Bush’s the opportunities that other Presidents had. There were not the television specials about how she had decorated, what China pattern they had chosen, etc., etc.
Now, with the usurper and his Harpie sitting in the White House, the injustice that was shown towards Mrs. Bush will only become that much clearer and obvious.
If this so called “journalist” has a little boy-crush on Der Fuhrer’s wife, let him keep it to himself. He and so many others owe Mrs. Bush an enormous apology, however as classless as they have been towards her, she has shown all that much more class in enduring over 8 years of their unfounded insanity and hatred.
Maybe he can do a story on what kid of decisions MichelleO needed to make as she seriously considered marrying and having children with a drug dealing Socialist whose best friends were admitted terrorists and murderers. He may even get a chance to sit near her and can write a follow up about all the goose bumps.
RetFireman said: something really stupid.
Michelle Obama v. Sarah Palin. I know who wins that one.
I won’t comment on the gravitational disturbances that occurred while she was waving to the crowd.
What I will comment on is the fact that neither one of them knows how to dance. The attempt to put her is a spin was embarrassing at best. While they attempted to show decorum, neither one of them knew what the hell they were doing.
However, it was nice to see Don “No Soul” Simmons out in public, pretending to be the President.
When you consider the way the MSM has lowered this countries expectations to what beauty, grace, style and intelligence is, is it any wonder so many people feel the way they do about Lady MacBeth and her mate?
Honestly, Jack Cafferty cannot suck enough. Isn’t he a fuggin’ weatherman or something like that?
Michelle Obama is hot. So is a steaming pile of pooh.
Depends. In order for a leaving the scene of an accident causing personal injury – the injurt must be “serious personal injury”, “likely to die”, or result in death.”
In this case the injury was apparently minor. Leaving the scene is still a “crime” under the NYS Penal law, but in this case it’s a misdemeanor.