New iPhone app: Bail-O-Matic!

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 3, 2009 12:41 PM

Bryan Wills e-mails:

I’m not sure if you are an iPhone-person or not, but knowing you share my disdain for the bailouts I thought you would appreciate this:

I am an iPhone developer and I created a free app called “The Bail-O-Matic: Responsibility Remover”. It is essentially a giant red button that says “BAIL ME OUT” on it. You can simply concentrate on something you no longer want to deal with and just hit the button. Seconds later (if you are a complete fool) you will find that you are no longer accountable for anything. It’s sort of like a “Magic 8-Ball meets the Big Red Easy button” i guess.

The user is also presented with a “Do It For Yourself” button that displays a listing of self-help books on everything from basic economics to personal productivity for those who prefer the bootstraps approach.

Here is a link to the Bail-O-Matic site I created for the app.

Here is the link to the app in iTunes Store.

Just downloaded it for my iPhone 3G and am ready for responsibility absolution!

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  1. #1
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 12:47 pm, flmom said:

    So the ‘Suck it up’ mantra is going to change to ‘Bring it on’, say it ain’t so, Michelle!

  2. #2
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm, shooter said:

    Dial me IN.

  3. #3
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    ready for responsibility absolution!

    That is starting to sound better daily – forgive me Yahweh.

  4. #4
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    LOL.. this will have to go on the new iPod.

    I think I’ll email the link to a bunch of libs I know.

  5. #5
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 1:06 pm, William Teach said:

    ROTFLOL! Just had a customer who was buying an iPhone download it. He was reading the post over my shoulder :)

  6. #6
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 1:13 pm, sonofdy said:

    werid, my mortgage just disappeared…

    ;-)

  7. #7
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Sounds great, if you’re a part of the elitist, faddish segment of America who can afford the gadget. How dare this Absolution App be given away to just iPhone owners? We non-iPhone users are being left out in the cold, stuck with our responsibilities.

    Where’s my iPhone?! I demand my free iPhone! It’s my right! I deserve absolution, too!!1!

  8. #8
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 pm, ShowMeStateOfMind said:

    This is SO COOL!!

    Feature Request: Please add a copy of the actual Stimulus Bill text or a breakdown of programs and money… we will ALL have access to the info to use in conversation with all the Obamaniacs we know and love!

  9. #9
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 1:50 pm, fourstringfuror said:

    No DL for BlackBerry, of course . . . because we take responsibility seriously ;)

  10. #10
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 pm, b-cat said:

    On March 3rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm, CO2 Producer said:
    Sounds great, if you’re a part of the elitist, faddish segment of America who can afford the gadget. How dare this Absolution App be given away to just iPhone owners? We non-iPhone users are being left out in the cold, stuck with our responsibilities.

    Where’s my iPhone?! I demand my free iPhone! It’s my right! I deserve absolution, too!!1!

    Responsibility is very strong with you. You just order the iphone, regardless of how you will pay for it. Then get the gadget. Sheesh!

  11. #12
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm, WarTip said:

    Just downloaded it for my iPhone 3G and am ready for responsibility absolution!

    I am betting against that one … not because I believe the “component” is not functional (I am certain many liberals will vouch for its infallibility) but simply because I think you love what you do and no matter what, you do what you do so very well.

    Besides, who would lead the vast right wingnut Conspiracy if you were gone?

  12. #13
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm, swmbo said:

    Even when we are in the “bottomless pit of despair”, we conservatives keep our senses of humor. ROFLOL!!!!!

  13. #14
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    b-cat: Huh. Could it really be that—what’s the word…oh, right–easy?

  14. #15
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm, Kokonut said:

    Here’s a new mobile phone game called “The Mobile Ring” where you get a chance to box (i.e. knock out) Obama or other politicians you do not like.

    I wonder how long til the masses find out and scream…”Raaaaaaaaacist!” and go after this company that makes the mobile phone software game?

  15. #16
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    OT – In Japan the iPhone is being given away free because no one wants it…

  16. #17
    On March 3rd, 2009 at 4:37 pm, FloridaBill said:

    Did you send the link to AllahPundit???

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