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By: Michelle Malkin » Emetic of the day: The David Brooks-Barack Obama love story

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:27:55 +0000

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By: Floyd R. Turbo

Floyd R. Turbo — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:51:27 +0000

In fact, that so well describes why, when Joe speaks, Joe MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, AT ALL. EVER.

By: Floyd R. Turbo

Floyd R. Turbo — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:50:01 +0000

I’m with dddave, still laughing, can’t breathe.

T. Coddington’s line about The Biden:

Joe Biden, who put on a fine display of his famed wit and penchant for unpredictable cerebral infarctions.

Couldn’t possibly have described our new VP any more succinctly. In fact, it so well describes his foot-in-mouth penchant. Absolutely LOVED IT. Really, the whole thing was marvelously done. I do appreciate his literary ability. I’m envious. Bravo!

By: beenthere

beenthere — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:58:56 +0000

This piece is actually a lampoon of the lame and pathetic “Christo” Buckley, not the lame and pathetic David Brooks. Christo’s writing is unbelievably tired — he seems to be unable to distinguish between droll and drool. More’s the pity, I suppose. He was one of the first to say, vote for McCain, yes, he’s the real deal. Then as soon as Obama clinched the nomination, announced no, actually it would be much better to vote for Obama. There is, he was sure, a small government conservative in there somewhere. And, of course, Maobama didn’t have Palin anywhere near him.

Kathleen Parker adores “Christo” — which pretty much tells you all you need to know.

By: Pessimist

Pessimist — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:29:44 +0000

Does anyone know who this guy really is? I swear he just keeps getting better and better!

By: wearybookwormis

wearybookwormis — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:27:54 +0000

~~Who among our brave~~ intelligentsia will ~~step into the~~ always ~~perilous breech, to~~ save ~~this country from~~ it's own ~~unwashed~~ masses? Pesky m!

By: dddave

dddave — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:54:56 +0000

Kloonkie Von Wallensheim!

Can’t….Breathe….Laughing….Till….Hurts!

Bravo T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII

By: Paul Revere

Paul Revere — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:31:38 +0000

The funny thing is I can see Frum, Noonon, Parker, et. al scratching their heads after reading this.

By: Paul Revere

Paul Revere — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:56:38 +0000

Like fish in a barrel!

By: mike.musculus

mike.musculus — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:41:28 +0000

eeepppp!

That sounds like me!

I do have an excuse:
I learned my speech patterns at my Dad’s knee, he taught me to read & write.
And when he taught me to read used 4 sets of books:
(1) the Scriptures
(2) the writings of The Founding Fathers
(3) Shakespeare
(4) Brittannica

Oh, and, everyone in my Dad’s house (prior to StepMom) sounded the same…
We thought nothing of it…
I find myself distressed…

Erch! I think I’ll go do more out-processing…
Final Out next Monday!

By: emjem24

emjem24 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:03:53 +0000

But he cannot be allowed to be the public face of the enterprise – and we have to find ways of assuring the public that he is just one Republican voice among many, and very far from the most important.

Frum has no guts at all, like most of these Beltway pseudo-conservatives. They just pantomine and gesture to their new political masters while shooting off verbal darts at people who challenge them like Rush. Frum and others like him are lying to themselves if they think that their “view” is all that important to conservatives.

Frum and his Beltway Buffoons are not only the biggest hypocrites they’re the worst collaborators.

By: emjem24

emjem24 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:52:20 +0000

The liberals, and that includes the inside the beltway types playing at conservatism, may steer our country off course or, for that matter, off a cliff, but they can never take away our sense of humor or witty sarcasm.

The truth stinks for these phonies. Too bad, so sad. Now pour me another martini while the SS America goes down. At least we’ll be drunk and happy for about a moment, right?

By: cheapseat

cheapseat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:48:22 +0000

note to david frumm; “go f yourself, you blovating jerk.” limbaugh speaks for 20 million people each and every day. you speak for who? the three rinos in the senate and the 25 remaining rinos living north east of virginia. eat crap and die you turkey.

By: Joy

Joy — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:48:06 +0000

MITTBEAT MAGAZINE!!!!

I subscribe to that.

By: FilmLadd

FilmLadd — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:30:13 +0000

On March 5th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, wighttrasch said:

Film Ladd–awesome homage to Shakespeare.

Thanks! But it was also a “note to self.”