Photoshop flashback of the day
With all the heated, intra-mural battles taking place over whether we can publicly hope Obama fails (at Hot Air, see Patterico vs. Jeff Goldstein), I thought it was high time for a comic relief flashback.
Via imao.us and scott t hong, a classic photoshop from last year’s campaign:

See, there’s no need to debate whether you want him to fail by succeeding or succeed by failing. No need to tear each other apart wondering how better or best conservatives should express themselves.
Barack Obama is FAIL.
That is all.
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This must be a recent photo… I just read (in the Telegraph, I think) that Obama is exhausted.
Being a Messiah is a 24/7 job.
Yep, that is pretty funny. Kind of like a verbal gaffe, but only visual. We’ve all had them. And, we will all have more.
Except it is a photoshop, so not really a gaffe at all.
But it is funny, admittedly.
Fail, lil bHo. Fail because you are attracting failure. And deep down you know you cannot deliver.
Your chaotic childhood has driven your grandiose projection of yourself all across this Great Nation (and yes we are still great in spite of you and your maudlin take on economic realities)- so you have spread your dead last opinion of yourself so thin that the only transparency you can muster is this comedy of brash display of narcofied inferiority.
Your weird attachment to the women in your life befuddles your view of the world as you search for your own feminine side to the detriment of your focus to be the Leader of the Free World.
Your walk across the White House lawn from Chopper 1 betrays your inability to look people in the eye. You exude hesitancy. And your second rate ability to speak your mind to the American public betrays the lack of acumen in designing, developing, refining, maintaining, and expanding your own ideas about how to do what must be done: LEAD.
Surrounded by the best minds YOU could inherit and surrounded by the keenest minds on the planet who have not voiced an opinion YET— you are retreating into the vortex of your inferiorized sense of self.
Too bad- you fooled a lot of Americans. And some are still engrossed in your false sense of superiority.
Take that wife with you. Yuppie living the good life does not a First Lady make.
Bear1909 out.
Rahm, I’m told, majored in dance. He was selected for CoS so when the Dunce failed to baffle us with Bull Sh t Rahm could dazzle us with foot work.
How’s it working so far?
D-bag men all.
Liberals…You can’t hear this coming can you…?
Ocrap.
It should read….
Epic Fail. what a turd.
They say you are judged by the company you keep … so since BO has surrounded himself with low-life Clinton retreads, left-wing extremists, Senatorial and Congressional miscreants, boldfaced liars, assorted crooks, America haters and serial tax dodgers … what would you say that makes him? …
Lame duck.
Hello…Hellllloo?
Its 3 AM , do you know where your narcissist is?
Photoshop? Hardly! He just discovered Biden makes more sense on the phone this way.
#9 – which group does Michelle O belong to?
Hi Feebz … she is a very left-winger
‘Scuse me, but are his pant legs also part of the photoshop?
hey Desert!
Good to see you here Feebz …
I am actually curious as to the strange arm at the left of the photo. This must have been in the early days of the campaign when they could only afford one chair.
Not.
Whee! Thank you Miss Malkin! I had given up hope that I would ever get credit for it ;>
We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. But if we were always here, with us all along, why were we waiting? Wait…and how will we know when we have arrived, if we were already here? D’OH!
Fail? No.
EPIC FAIL!!!!
Ooooohhhhh yeah!!
This is turning into some sort of bad dream. Seriously, I cannot believe that after all that has been in the news in the last 24 hours, how there can even possibly be a single person who could still be supporting him. I just keep shaking my head, thinking, “NO ONE can be THAT stupid”.
Then I read the comments here, see the asinine statements from LGM and IHMC and a few others and think, “Wow…I guess they can be that stupid…AND MORE!”
I have never felt more worried and concerned about the safety of this nation against attacks from our enemies than I have over the last few days. Not even after 9-11. At least after those attacks, I was assured that Bush was on the ball, knew what had to be done, knew who our enemies were as well as our friends and was not about to let polls or PC thugs decide how to keep us safe. I knew that he had surrounded himself with intelligent, knowlegable and experienced people who knew what to do and when to do it.
Especially after reading what was posted here today and the links therein, I am positive that there is not a single human being in the entire Obama Administration that has a freaking clue as to how best to keep us safe, let alone know who the bad guys are and how to keep our friends happy.
If ever there was to be another attack, it will happen really soon. If some knucklehead like me can see the gaping holes in our security as well as the inexperience and epic failure of the people he has chosen to keep us safe, (and I do not mean the military, I mean those that make the decisions regarding the military), then you can easily imagine that our enemies who have been waiting and watching patiently for any cracks in the wall have noticed it and are moving to exploit said cracks in the biggest and most damaging way they can imagine.
Dibs on the West Slope of the Sierra Nevadas.
That pretty much nails him. Personally, I don’t think Obama has the capacity to be a mediocre sanitation commissioner, let alone sitting in the highest position on the face of the Earth. I just wonder at what point (if there ever CAN be that point) when the media will jump off the bandwagon. I mean, there WILL be a time when it is SOOOOOOO obvious that this turd is in over his head, that his negatives are going to tank as fast as the economy (in spite of all the rhetoric about how “it’s all Bush’s fault”), and you’d think that some folks will want to save whatever face that they’ve got left. I predict that it’s going to get so bad in the next four years that Bush’s administration will be looked upon as “the good ol’ days.”
Our dear Uncle Joe predicted it would happen w/in 6 months if BO was elected. Remember?
I say “bring it on”.
I don’t know. Reading that article where they were actually making excuses for him and allowing the statements concerning England to stand, allowing being tired to fly as an excuse and everything else they let pass in that article, I am beginning to believe that there is nothing that will finally get these propagandists to admit that he is the worst President that this country could have ever dreamed of having, that experience and character really do matter and Obama is the greatest example of what NOT to be if you are going to be President.
I only have one fear greater than the fear I have of what the final damage assessment of his term as President will be.
That fear is that the people of this country will learn absolutely NOTHING from this abomination, and he will be the model and not the exception.
Are those Jamestown Flood pants he has on?
I noticed that too Chap, and it can’t be his Right-Hand man since it’s a left arm. His stunt double perhaps – after The Incident no one talks about?
Man, I never wanted Photoshop more than since the MacBeths came to Washington.
Me too. I think of all the fun I could have.
Excellent
One picture tells the whole story …
Can you hear me now?
I couldn’t figure out what was being debated till MM wrote this. Brilliant summary, and now is the time to get any silliness out of our system anyway.
It only goes to show that the Teleprompter Jesus doesn’t know which end is up.
When the Clinton Administration was in office the children were in charge.
When the Bush Administration was in office the adults were in charge.
Now with the Obama Administration in power the retards are in charge.
Great photoshop, well done Scott.
I think I’m not going to file my taxes this year. I have a double pass: it’s OK to be a tax cheat, and I can claim I was just too tired from being one of the few taxpayers left in the country. “I’m surprised at the amount of work I have to do to support Porkulus.”
Hey chap, glad to see your sober enough to post.
It must really be tough drinking alone.
It must really suck being the only person who will drink with you.
Hmmmm, that is even worse, and is less an indictment of Pres Obama than it is of us.
We have to fake his failures! Faking his gaffes is pathetic, and not funny.
And, yes the pic (photoshopped, or not) still remains funny.
The Roman Empire did not fall from without, but from within.
I know this is off subject but, my wife and I have written the British Embassy with our apologies for the Zeros behavior towards the Prime Minister. Please send one yourself and have friends and family do the same.
To the Prime Minister and People of Great Briton,
We would like to express our sincere apologies for the crass and classless behavior displayed toward the Prime Minister and by extension the people of Great Briton by the present occupants of the White House. Those of us that have witnessed this travesty of Diplomacy are outraged and embarrassed and wish you to know that there are many of us that value and honor you as steadfast friends that have always come to our aid in our hours of need.
Once again, please accept our deepest apologies.
Best of regards,
Michael and Sue
And the 1970′s phone.
Just like so many learned nothing from 9/11. A post-modern culture, self centered and completely ignorant, void of common sense.
I have just one question. How long before Obungo falls down the stairs of Air Force One?
Better yet, exit the wrong door without the stairs!
Now there’s a thought! His little bouncy, bounce he does to project self confidence. Would serve him right to trip and fall. And no, I didn’t say Fail, although that too!
oh, and Bear1909 – once again, you have nailed him. How long did you say it would be before he’s rolled up in the fetal position in a corner (does the oval office have corners?)
You should have the photo of him confusing the window for a door at the White House next to this one.
He already whacked his thick noggin on the entry to marine one……. lol
…and it still didn’t improve his awareness.
There’s a (reportedly) good freeware photo editor called Gimp, if you’re feeling in the mood to conquer new software. http://www.gimp.org/
No, it’s just that his pen and paper are far more important than his minions.
I don’t need to wish he would fail. He already has. The dow is down 32% in his first 50 days and looks only to get worse. Internationaly, a dozen countries are looking to take advantage of his weak leadership style, and the guy can even get gifts to our best ally right!!!
Obama = Historic failure.
It will take generations to recover from the mess he is making.
OT:
Lieberman is a typical Democrat after all; no principles.
Former McCain ally showers praise on the popular Democratic president
The picture is a great metaphor for the way Obambi and liberals look at common sense ideas, totally upside down. I think back at many times in my professional career when confronting a manager’s pure stupidity in problem solving. And most of them took the company down in flames or caused so much damage it took a herculean effort to turn things around.
Obama is a real hero
What’s In A Filename?
Is there nothing that Our Hero can’t do?
Nice catch by Bob McCarty.
Update – good God, there’s an entire “/hero” subdirectory .
Hero watches the Superbowl…
http://www.whitehouse.gov/
assets/hero/superbowl2.jpg
A Heroic nomination…
assets/hero/east_room-hero.jpg
Just an everyday Hero …
assets/hero/_MG_0698-hero.jpg
Hero holds a door.
assets/hero/624×351/ARRA11-hero.jpg
(Ed- I shortened URLs to make them fit. On Super Bowl Hero, I hit enter to break up the URL.)
Seriously, does any one really know what makes these politicans tick? They are shallow, without morality or principals and will turn on a dime if it serves their agenda. Really, I think if we can get to a place where we expect nothing from these empty suits, we can start to change things. Lieberman’s behavior – is it really a surprise?
Obama needs an Auntie Madea to come for a visit…
“Wat da hails wrong wit yo boy?”
feebiebabe: He has ‘em rolled up so he can go to New Orleans and rescue Katrina victims!
I just e-mailed Mrs. Malkin a tip on the Small Dead Animals find of the latest sign of Obama’s cult of personality.
I thought I was joking when I started referring to him as ‘Dear Leader’ in some blog posts.
Of course, it may be “Our Hero Obama” instead…
That Obama FAIL Photoshop job was made during the campaign, when Obama was about to lose the election. Maybe he’ll fail to fix the economy the same way he failed to win the election.
on the bad side, 4 more years of this guys insanity. on the good side, four years of comedic relief to keep all the conservatives smiling through the pain of confiscation and redistribution.
Go ahead and hold your breath for that “fixed” economy…please. And don’t worry about that hypoxia, it will pass.
God rested on the 7th day.
But on the 8th day they were too busy to ever update the historical record about him never having another day off after that.
When you create something you have a lifetime to think about it, ruminate and modify your design. Then you have 6 days of production and one day to rest. Once the marketing and the sales kicks in then you hopefully have a team and a call center to back you up.
When you’re the Messiah, it means you’re making a comeback and trying to salvage the damage your management team did.
But there’s no rest for the Messiah. Oops, did they forget to tell you that when they were recruiting you? Better hope that compensation package is more than $500K a year.
America, welcome to Obama’s boot camp. He’s tearing the country down in order to rebuild it into a lean, mean, metrosexual socialist machine.
Oh he has fixed the economy alright. No one in this country alive today will see the end of the debt he has created in 50 days. My twin girls will be paying taxes to pay off his fix till they are grandmothers.
obama has destroyed the economy. It will take time for it to die, but obamas actions have already ensured it will. Most of the country will see this soon. You can only blame bush and rush for so long before the people finally get it.
you mean, all you guys will be like lgm? Oh.Yipee.
An indication that the wheels are already comming off the bus…
Or else…
Fixed.
Interesting, after the initial Obama wins panic in November (after the initial slide of the housing bubble bursting compounded by Bush’s panicky Democrat like solution of TARP), the stock market stabilized.
And then started falling off the cliff again when Obama took office and investors realized the ‘moderate’ and ‘bipartisan’ talk was a line of pure BS
BTW, between a roughly nine to one spending advantage, much if it illegal money cheerfully taken by Team Obama, a swooning press, and a Republican-Lite candidate who generally shared Obama’s views on illegal immigration and global warming/cap & trade, which deprived McCain of what should have been excellent wedge issues, the Obama win, by a similar margin to Prop. 8′s win in California, wasn’t exactly a surprise to most people.
Misscheryl said:
On the bright side, our smaller wrists will make the handcuffs easier to get out of after arrests for insulting the leader.
IIRC, Obama has run up bigger deficits in six weeks than Bush did in eight years, which included fighting conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Change You Can Believe In.
If by “fixed” you mean what I did to my beagle, yeah, Obambi’s fixed the economy alright.
LGM is one of the few to still admit he voted for this Turdburper.
Obama is already the biggest spender in US history. EVER. By any measure you can think of. And spending will only increase if things don’t go EXACTLY as planned. Which has never happened. EVER.
Bush pushed us to the brink of bankruptcy. obama tied an anchor on us and threw us head first into bankruptcy.
FRU- Not paying one’s taxes is never a good idea. There is plenty of case law that gives the courts and the IRS the power to make your life miserable. Just think of it like the Mafia, you pay them to keep them off your back.
lgm is a product of his environment. He would like to believe that he’s such a free thinker but sadly he isn’t and his insistance proves he will cling to his comfort zone at all costs. He is like so many and honestly, he is like many who grew up during the 60s and in later life, grew a brain. Let’s hope he does too.
Yeah, but his pecs….look at his pecs. And, he gets to have ‘relations’ with his wife’s sculpted arms. Sometimes, when he reads his teleprompter, I feel like the only preconstructed sentence in the room.
All hail King Obama, who sits on the throne of the gluttonous government, spreading joy and good tidings to all those who come to worship (MSM, freeloaders, Gorebots, and lgm).
FINALLY a good day for the dow. Lets see if it lasts.
bleeecckkkkk!
I hope so.
From the bottom of my heart I hope I’m wrong about Obama. I hope he turns out to be a strong, decisive, brilliant leader whose policies raise this country to new levels of greatness and prosperity.
But I’m having a really, really hard time squaring that hope with observable reality.
First Cramer, now another squish liberal may be starting to realize Obama is the Prince of Lies.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/assets/hero/east_room-hero.jpg
Check out Geithner next to the Hero. The constipation is obvious.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/assets/hero/_MG_0698-hero.jpg
lgm has got to be a low-level government employee…which would explain his single dimentional thinking.
http://www.oddhammer.com/tutorials/debt_clock/US_debt_clock.swf
LGM how does this link look to you? This is BEFORE obamas spendathon budget which will increase this number by 10% overnight.
$10,991,267,360,195.
That hardly even seems like a real number.
He hardly seems like a real President.
I know you’re being generous and kind, but at what point do you decide to give up the hope and pick up the stick?
Obama, like all National Socialist “leaders”, has proved to be a miserable failure in record time!
yes bmac, but just as with chavez, he will continue his mission with the help of his thugocracy who see him as the savior. you know, the guy who filled their gas tank and paid their mortgage. if only there were an iq test to allow one to vote instead of an age and residency test.
That’s an excellent question that I admit I don’t really have an answer to yet. But I have 5,000 rounds of ammo and about a year’s worth of non-perishable food, so if the time does come to pick up a stick it’s comforting to know I have one.
I’ll also say (in case it’s unclear) that my hopes about Obama are grounded entirely in goodwill towards my country and not towards the man himself. Indeed, Obama and his ilk make me wish I believed in hell.
Obama et al. will do what Chavez has done. They will make enough changes to further their agenda, but never enough to provoke revolt. We are at the mercy of those masses who have been told that violence doesn’t solve anything.
A deeper question is why do we the people continue to reelect them?
Because hope springs eternal and most don’t have a couple of brain cells to rub together.
lgm, one of two things are going to happen: 1) You are going to eventually disappear when you are simply incapable of defending this idiot anymore, and 2) you are going to continue defending this idiot in perpetuity, simply because you are an idiot too.
$10,991,509,051,668 now.
At this rate it will hit 11 trillion this week.
Me Darlin’ and I were discussing this self-same issue into the wee hours of the eventide as we reviewed the Book of Esther, as our folk are wont to do at this time of year.
We discussed the following:
1. The circumstances of today so mirror 1930′s Germany it is spooky. Rising unemployment, a war that many liberals did not understand (like they really understand issues more complicated than right-shoe-right-foot; left-shoe-left-foot), rising prices, falling-to-near-zero return on investments…and the looking for a scapegoat for it all (Rush, rich people, Right-Wing-Christian Extremists and, in some circles – the ever popular “Evil Joose”.)
2. The rise to power of a group of people with Fascist Ideals. Notice the similarity of Hitler (a small time criminal) to Obama (a petty thief, er, Chicago attorney and minor polititian). Look at their cast of characters: Goebbels/Pelosi; Goring/Reid; Roehm/Hastings; Hess/Clinton; Heydrich-Himmler/Rahmbo. (Some players seem to shape-shift, but you’ll get the idea…soon.)
3. The Sheeple mentality of much of the country. The prevailing idea: “As long as I get mine, all is right with the world and everyone else be d*mned.”
4. The imperviousness of the upper leadership to negative opinions and the efforts of the leaders to shift blame from their policies and actions to others – including prior administrations. (This is so much more pronounced in this administration which makes it worth mentioning here.)
5. The insulting and snubbing of Great Britian…I am *sure* The One would not actually bomb the Island. Maybe the DVDs was a simbolic “bombing”?
Happy Purim!
A last idea:
Although we like to believe that the Allied assaults on the Third Reich took ‘em out, it was really the evil and corruption from within that was their downfall.
The O’s eating of Wagyu beef is a great example. What makes it tasty is all that FAT – it is “well marbled” and, if you carefully observe, not all the folks in Congress are svelte and shapely. Oh – and another happy thought – melanine-gifted folk should be careful of their fats – could pre-dispose them to stroke, heart attacks and other nastiness – especially if they smoke.
Ah – just one more.
Pelosi – would you trust that punim (face)? We can only hope that her botox travels down and paralizes her vocal cords. (Not likely, but God can do “anything” He wants to do. We just gotta ask nicely, I hear.)
Can you imagine the rush by her to off Biden?
Then we would be a truly P-C country:
Pelosi/Clinton.
Get your passports and visas while there is a country that will take you in.
sonofdy: My theory — his teleprompter is in the shop for repairs, so The One is not speechifying, and the Dow recovers.