Timothy Geithner: Mr. Lonely

Here’s a sob story about how Wonder Boy Tim Geithner, Uniquely Qualified Savior of The Economy, is all alone. Snippet:
US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is practically alone on the job, working night and day to cope with the worst economic downturn in decades…
Paul Volcker, former Federal Reserve chairman and now head of the newly formed Economic Recovery Advisory Board, told a February 26 Congress hearing that it was “shameful” Geithner had no assistants.
“He shouldn’t be sitting there alone … it really is an unfortunate situation.”
At a Senate Finance Committee hearing Thursday, Senator Tom Carper told Geithner, “obviously, you need help,” eliciting from the treasury secretary that he saw his family “less than I would like.”
Treasury spokesman Isaac Baker denied there were “vetting problems or delays in the process” for nominees at his department.
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
I’m dedicating Bobby Vinton today to Mr. Lonely Tim Geithner:
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Commenter MissCheryl recommends “All By Myself,” by Eric Carmen:
Commenter jrlingreenbay nominates “One” by Three Dog Night:
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The song “All by myself, I wanna be, all by myself…” comes to mind.
Who sang that?
Visions of him sitting by himself in the cafeteria..eating (playing with) his red jello…never mind…
That was Eric Carmen. I’ll add it!
Lets face it, who wants to be part of the destruction of the us economy??
You couldn’t pay me enough to be his assistant/scapegoat.
…the rats don’t have to leave the sinking ship if they don’t board in the first place.
“One…is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do….”
Three Dog Night
My understanding is there are 17 top level jobs open under him. All remain vacant.
And the democrats want MORE govn’t?
How about Paul Anka’s “I’m Just a Lonely Boy”?
Craig: You try to find 17 Dems who aren’t tax cheats.
I’m so ronery…
Mr. Lonely? You bet!
Poor “TurboTax” Timmy…
Musical version
The things I learn here..
I thought Juice Newton sang ‘All by myself’..
I’m right there with you. Even as I wrote that, my mind was working that conclusion.
Being a financial Wonder Boy and an effective manager of a large organization are two mutually exclusive sets of skills. No one should be surprised.
Since the man who appointed him has never managed anything either, you should also not be surprised he would be clueless about what skills were REALLY needed for the job.
I wonder – has the Secret Service nicknamed this guy ‘Han SOLO’ yet?
Surely there are plenty of donks who want to add “serving with a tax cheat running down Republican tax cheats for the IRS” to their resume!
It is plainly obvious that, for all the faults of the previous administration, it could at least be said that they were adults.
Here is another song reflecting Mr. Geithner’s plight. Frank Sinatra at the peak of his artistry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bef_s1Bhn7o
someone to love- someone to hold- at a moment like this? I am too young to remember it, but my wife does
Poor Timothy, the Rodney Dangerfield of the Obamination! Yes it is a brutal situation; the melt down of the market, panic and fear causing layoffs and cutbacks. But in times such as these we need a Rodney Geithner for comic relief.
During the Great Depression Hollywood brought America magnificent musicals: can we expect a new “Singing in the Rain” staring Rosie O’Donnell and Sean Penn?
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Keep the change-I’ll keep my guns
Note to Dear Leader: Mr. President you have thrown trillions of taxpayer dollars at a very difficult job dedicated to restoring the damage done by government to the nations banking systems.
I also applaud your saving the taxpayers money by throwing legislation to greatly expand government and pay back your supporter, backers , and pet programs into the same secession. After all its better to get that done since you have to do that anyway.
I would appreciate you picking up your phone and ask politely of your union bosses to pick someone from the coffee girl/and or boy union and send them over to help Tim.
That Geithner is still alone shows the Obama ad is NOT serious about fixing the economy – they only want to take advantage of it (re: never let a crisis go to waste).
Tax and spend, tax and spend, tax and spend – that’s their priority.
Dude.
But Geithner did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I’m not too worried.
/sarc
This is wonderboy! He’s supposed to fix this mess. Looks like he is just one more phony savior to add to the list. How long before Geithner resigns from burn out? Such poetic justice this is after hearing the “Bush is an idiot” for 8 years. This new crew seems to be more talk than action.
How about Gilbert O’Sullivan’s “Alone Again, Naturally” ?
This one’s gotta Sting:
“Now no-one’s knocked upon my door
For a thousand years, or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one man show
Just take a seat, they’re always free
No surprise, no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely
So lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
I feel lonely, I’m so lonely, I feel so low
I feel lonely, I’m so lonely, I feel so low …”
Hehe – somebody had a poster on the bedroom wall…
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Tim Geithner is the JINETERO SOLITARIO (Lone Ranger). Who wants to be his faithful “sidekick” TONTO (dumb or stupid in El Espanol)?
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At least the Lone Ranger and Tonto were smart enough to know who to shoot and when.
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Timmy only knows how to shoot the Stock Market and our country. And it’s on purpose–not a bad markmanship accident.
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Hope and Change comes to the new U.S.S.A.
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John Bibb
yeah but this is a job that tim giethner, and he alone from all the mere mortals on the planet, was uniquely qualified to do. why would he need help? it’s like people clammering for helpers for superman. superman don’t need no stinking help.
C’mon gang, be nice. Obama and Geithner have only had SIX MONTHS since the election to fill these spots. Remember all of that talk about “experience,” and how Obama’s lack of it would bite us again, and again, and again?
This is what it looks like. And if this is how Mr. Ironspine handles things like filling an org chart, imagine how well he will handle an international crisis.
What a complete Buffoon. A total rube…
#20 DBNinKY
YES, I agree. This tells us a lot about the President and his priorities and the logic (or lack) of his thinking.
Turbo Tax Tim, wonder boy, the man with the plan, the fixer, our hope for the future…say it ain’t so.
Someone needs to hook Geithner up with Kim Il Jung. Then they could sing a duet of “I’m so Wonely”
I’ve got a gut feeling that Geithner is being set up by Obama to take the fall for the economy’s outcome rather than Obama himself.
not just lonely, I’d rather he be unemployed and lonely….
Eric Carmen video posted twice.
Meanwhile, back at the Depression ..
This could be looked at 2 ways: Either as an example of how fundamentally unserious the current administration is about the economy, or as an example of how badly managed the current administration is (unable to set priorities, too disorganized to pursue specific goals, etc).
Or both.
O Sole Mio…
I’m having a tough time sympathizing, I’m afraid.
Let’s see, GWB offers Obama the finest transition opportunity in history, and Obama still can’t get his poo together.
And another thing…
I’m starting to think Geithner may have put-on such a poor performance [when last questioned] because he doesn’t believe in the plan Obama wants. It’s hard to defend something you don’t believe in (unless you’re a lawyer).
…this administration hit the ground running on day one — they just seem to have miscalculated the angle.
Fixed it for ya.
Hey… are these jobs the ones “Americans don’t want to do?” There are tons of illegals willing to work. Maybe one/hundreds of them.
He could pay them under the table and not worry about paying taxes.
It’s a win/win situation. The good thing is that their boss would understand their angst of following the rules (paying taxes, etc..).
Yipee!
Awwwww…poor widdle poopie-kins. Hitched his cart to a diseased and crippled horse and can’t figure out why everything is going wrong or why his beliefs always looked great on paper, but epic fail in practice.
Maybe if his boss would actually have had friends and associates who paid their taxes, didn’t routinely live on the fringes of the law, were actually proud of this country and of being American and who believed in the Free Market/Capitalism form of economy and who weren’t Marxists/Socialists, he wouldn’t be so loooooonely.
While I like the recommendations as to what songs to play, I have one that I think fits the entire Administration and everything Der Fuhrer has been doing since taking one of the Oaths of Office.
What I want to know is, how are they going to cover up that giant H&R Block bill when they present it to Congress?
Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I’m playing
Paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
betraying
There will come a day
youth will pass away
then what will they say
about me
When the end comes I know
they’ll say just a gigolo
as life goes on
without me
‘Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
I’m so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won’t some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
TIMMMMMMMMMM, Timmayyyyy! The Tim Man, Turbo Tim, The Timster, Tim Tim,… making copies….
(SNL – Rob Schneider)
It will be hidden in the CIA’s Black Ops budget.
Oh wait… thats racist. (perfect! no one will look there)
If Geithner is so lacking in companionship these days, why doesn’t Charles Krauthammer (“the man’s a genius! What’s a little tax problem got to do with anything?”) at least give him a call?
He’s a big boy. He might be singing Simon & Garfunkel’s “I Am A Rock.”
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
I touch no one and no one touches me.
And a rock feels no pain;
And an island never cries.
Or even Evita — “Don’t cry for me Arg . . . America.”
I feel absolutely no sympathy for this tax cheat. Perhaps, his reputation has tainted the department so much that now no one wants to work with him. Maybe nobody wants the thankless task of working with such an anti-capitalist hypocrite like Geithner. Better yet, maybe there’s nobody “honest” enough to get a job at Treasury.
Is it safe to say Geithner is way in over his head yet?
Maybe he can snag a job with Maytag, huh?