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1. #1
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:39 pm, Craig said:

   And a Whirlpool of Ignorance.

2. #2
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:40 pm, jsr said:

   If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

   Dr. Tingleleg

3. #3
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:40 pm, love2rumba said:

   He would be “Mr. Tingles”…

4. #4
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:41 pm, Craig said:

   what James Bond villain would he be?

   BLOFELD. That one was easy.

5. #5
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:42 pm, John Deaux said:

   BLOHARD

6. #6
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:49 pm, Nosferightu said:

   He and Olb are definitely Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.

7. #7
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:55 pm, DagneyT said:

   Mathews = Mental Lilliputian!

8. #8
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:56 pm, Rip Ford said:

   Tingles Galore

9. #9
   On March 11th, 2009 at 3:57 pm, willie peter said:

   Alotta Fagina.

   Oh, did you say Bond villains, not Austin Powers villains.

   Doesn’t matter. Still works.

10. #10
    On March 11th, 2009 at 3:59 pm, thirteen28 said:

    I like his second one better:

    Or a human hot tub of frothy Obama-Love

    Maybe we should save that one for David Brooks though.

11. #11
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:03 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I’ll try again,
    P. Galore

12. #12
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, right_on said:

    Odd Job, the henchman from Goldfinger.

13. #13
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, tre said:

    Gonna have to borrow that sometime.

    Don’t forget to cite your source. Don’t want him coming on here tellin’ us all that he wrote that.

    As for Bond Villain, I don’t think Chris Matthews would be one of the main villians. I think he would be one of the nameless flunkys with the villian, whose only purpose is to get killed by Bond while the main villian escapes.

14. #14
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, J S Ragman said:

    He’s the MSM equivalent of the Bass-o-Matic.

15. #15
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:08 pm, single stack said:

    Plus: If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

    Fool’sGoldFinger

16. #16
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:11 pm, SeniorD said:

    That’s easy!

    Onatop!

17. #17
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:16 pm, Batman said:

    Obama. Obama Humpalot.

18. #18
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:18 pm, sandpiper said:

    Chris Matthews should change the name of his show from Hardball to Goofball.

19. #19
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:19 pm, southsideironworks said:

    Plus: If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

    Olbermann=fluffer
    Matthews=hand job

20. #20
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:20 pm, CW4_KGP said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:18 pm, sandpiper said:
    Chris Matthews should change the name of his show from Hardball to Goofball

    I was thinking Noballs….but that might be offensive.

21. #21
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:25 pm, sonofdy said:

    Paid obama spokesperson.

    too real??

22. #22
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:26 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:20 pm, CW4_KGP said:

    I was thinking Noballs….but that might be offensive.

    Or, spitballs. Have you seen that guy slobber? Disgusting.

23. #23
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:26 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

    Dr. Nothing

24. #24
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:28 pm, vickisoup said:

    Tinglepin Obamamour

    

25. #25
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:30 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    Dr. Tingele

26. #26
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:31 pm, vickisoup said:

    As for Bond Villain, I don’t think Chris Matthews would be one of the main villians. I think he would be one of the nameless flunkys with the villian,

    I agree. He’s like that bug-eating Renfield from Dracula, all sniveling and rubbing his hands legs together.
    Frankly, he disgusts me.

27. #27
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:36 pm, Speakup said:

    Plus: If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

    The one who lays with the Devil and gets the Devils due.

28. #28
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, twofoot said:

    Rosa Klebb…

29. #29
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:45 pm, DamnCat said:

    Yeah tre is right – he wouldn’t be a villian.

    He’d be a lacky with a name like “Wellington Licher”

30. #30
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:45 pm, ThatSamIAm said:

    Fat Bastard

31. #31
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:46 pm, James Felix said:

    I think he would be one of the nameless flunkys with the villian, whose only purpose is to get killed by Bond while the main villian escapes.

    Preferably by being dropped in the pirhanna / shark tank.

32. #32
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:48 pm, Insomniac said:

    Plus: If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

    Ivana Humpbarack

33. #33
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:50 pm, ThatSamIAm said:

    Matthews and Obernotaman
    a.k.a, the ambiguously gay duo

34. #34
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Ivana Humpbarack

    My personal choice so far!

35. #35
    On March 11th, 2009 at 4:58 pm, d1carter said:

    Octopu$$y…

36. #36
    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:06 pm, cabrerski said:

    ScaryMongrel (The Man with the Golden Leg)

37. #37
    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:08 pm, Dave Turson said:

    Nick Nack from The Man with the Golden Gun. Matthews is just a wimpy servant of the DNC. He doesn’t deserve the status of a full-sized Bond villain.

38. #38
    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:10 pm, swede said:

    A James Bond villain was always an evil genious. I draw a blank.

    Matthews – genious? A gross contradiction of terms.

    Dudley Do-Right’s nemesis Snidely Whiplash is the only thing I can come up with.

39. #39
    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:13 pm, rktkr said:

    The first thing I thought of was Peter Lorre as Le Chiffre in 1954′s Casino Royal… creepy little bug-eyed guy…almost just like Renfield, vikisoup.

    Matthews could be called Le Chafe.

40. #40
    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:24 pm, cabrerski said:

    Maybe Matthews is actually an intelligence-challenged, more verbose version of Mini-Me.

41. #41
    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:47 pm, jegjr said:

    And Chris Matthews starring as Salivo

42. #42
    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:48 pm, flmom said:

    I think it would be more appropriate if he was the love interest.

43. #43
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:01 pm, Armigerous said:

    Ernst Stavro Blowjob

44. #44
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:31 pm, Marie said:

    To heck with all of this. Where is the puppy HE promised to his kids?

45. #45
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:32 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 5:47 pm, jegjr said:
    Salivo

    Another excellent choice.

46. #46
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:39 pm, a crapweasel said:

    Mrs. Olbermann

47. #47
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:42 pm, gridlock said:

    My first choice is, apparently, unprintable. So I am going to have to go with “Ernest Starving Blowfella”…

48. #48
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:43 pm, gridlock said:

    Oops. That would be “Earnest Starving Blowfella”…

49. #49
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:45 pm, fulldroolcup said:

    Can’t remember which film, but my choice is for either “Mr. Wint” or “Mr. Kidd”, a very gay pair of hitmen who menace Bond throughout it, and in the end die by his hand.

    (I think Mr. Kidd lets out a squeal of pleasure when Bond thrusts a bomb between his legs — just before it blows him to smithereens.)

50. #50
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:52 pm, prendad said:

    If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

    JAWS of course. He is so good at constantly jacking his own.

51. #51
    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:58 pm, lottadawg said:

    Geesey wheesy this is hard.

    How about Tumescent Tinytingle.

52. #52
    On March 11th, 2009 at 7:00 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    Jack Assontoast

53. #53
    On March 11th, 2009 at 7:09 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 7:00 pm, CantCureStupid said:
    Jack Assontoast

    You are all too much! This is another favorite of mine. I have been laughing all afternoon!

54. #54
    On March 11th, 2009 at 7:16 pm, lwssdd said:

    Since he is always making excuses for Obama, I view them more as a dynamic duo…like say Pinky and the Brain. admittedly it is a willing suspension of dis-belief to say Obama is as smart as the Brain, but Obama is definitely succeeding at taking over the world. So, that makes Matthews the hapless half-wit helping the Brain with his plans to take over the world. Unlike the cartoon though they are actually succeeding with their evil plans…and they are evil.

55. #55
    On March 11th, 2009 at 7:18 pm, One_American said:

    Dr. Pinky McTwingle

56. #56
    On March 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm, rfjjulie said:

    Ivana Humpbarack

    Gets my vote. Too funny.

    On March 11th, 2009 at 6:31 pm, Marie said:
    To heck with all of this. Where is the puppy HE promised to his kids?

    Same place as the rest of his promises, file 13.

57. #57
    On March 11th, 2009 at 7:57 pm, hazmatwa said:

    If Chris Matthews were a James Bond villain, what James Bond villain would he be?

    BLOWHARD—as in Ernst Stavros Blowhard!

58. #58
    On March 11th, 2009 at 8:03 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Henchman.

    That’s all. But if you insist on a proper name, Private Tingelov will suffice.

59. #59
    On March 11th, 2009 at 8:14 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    Thought of another one one the way home from work…

    Alotov Mouthmanure

    This is fun!!!

    If we were picking Austin Powers villains, he would definitely be Number 2.

60. #60
    On March 11th, 2009 at 8:45 pm, swede said:

    Professor Imin Sipid

61. #61
    On March 11th, 2009 at 8:49 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    Does an industrial sized bag of chocolate pudding and the Swiss girls ski team mixed in a hotel jacuzzi count as “A human jacuzzi of stupid” ?

    (true story… )
    (unfortunately its not mine )

62. #62
    On March 11th, 2009 at 8:54 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 8:45 pm, swede said:
    Professor Imin Sipid

    Well done!!

63. #63
    On March 11th, 2009 at 8:55 pm, lwssdd said:

    If you read the link, he says Matthews can be any villain…does not have to be just a Bond Villain.

64. #64
    On March 11th, 2009 at 9:21 pm, Insomniac said:

    C’mon folks, we’re mocking Chrissy Matthews, this is no time to be pedantic!

65. #65
    On March 11th, 2009 at 9:43 pm, Papa Louie said:

    Goldtoe (the tingle down his leg had to end up somewhere.)

66. #66
    On March 11th, 2009 at 9:45 pm, jangar said:

    Mini-Weenie

67. #67
    On March 11th, 2009 at 9:51 pm, jangar said:

    If we were picking Austin Powers villains, he would definitely be Number 2.

    (snicker)

    Dr. Turdburper (on loan from aj)

68. #68
    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:08 pm, GaMidnightRider said:

    Chris Mathews as Dr. Tingleleg

69. #69
    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:10 pm, swede said:

    Moronona Tinglebinge

70. #70
    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:22 pm, jangar said:

    Sir Richard Cranium

71. #71
    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:32 pm, jangar said:

    what villain would he be?

    Monseur Chapoutier

    Good night all…jangar out -

72. #72
    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:45 pm, havok said:

    Random Task from Austin Powers…

73. #73
    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm, mikefln said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 9:45 pm, jangar said:
    Mini-Weenie

    I can’t stop laughing at that one for some reason.

    Yes, I know. I’m 12. I also liked the city council fart video.

    Gold, Jerry.

74. #74
    On March 11th, 2009 at 11:00 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:22 pm, jangar said:
    Sir Richard Cranium

    Nice.

    You could add a little Latin flair to this, too — Senor Ricardo Cabesa!! Ole!!

75. #75
    On March 11th, 2009 at 11:03 pm, jangar said:

    On March 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm, mikefln said

    You made me laugh, and I haven’t laughed since Nov. 4th, 2008!

76. #76
    On March 11th, 2009 at 11:13 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    If he were a Dick Tracey villain I’d label him Chowderhead.

    But for James Bond villains only one comes to mind and it’s already taken.

77. #77
    On March 11th, 2009 at 11:44 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    O/T
    Speaking of ‘Jacuzzi of Stupid’

    The teenage daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her fiance have broken up just over two months after the birth of the couple’s child.

    Either that boy just did the smartest thing in his life (Run Forrest Run!!) or he’s the biggest dumba$$ redneck I (used to) know.

78. #78
    On March 11th, 2009 at 11:57 pm, Jim M. said:

    PullMyGoldfinger

79. #79
    On March 12th, 2009 at 3:08 am, Terry_Jim said:

    Doctor Huh? – The Man With No Clue.

80. #80
    On March 12th, 2009 at 6:39 am, rightside said:

    Ernest Stavro Blowhard

81. #81
    On March 12th, 2009 at 6:44 am, Brian72 said:

    Ari Fleischer: Do you expect me to talk?

    Libwinger: No, Mr. Fleischer, I expect you to lie!

82. #82
    On March 12th, 2009 at 8:27 am, cicerokid said:

    Pullmifinger??

83. #83
    On March 12th, 2009 at 8:34 am, cicerokid said:

    Mr. Bigmouth.

84. #84
    On March 12th, 2009 at 10:01 am, rotarymunkey said:

    You folks know WAY too much about Bond villains!

85. #85
    On March 12th, 2009 at 10:08 am, rotarymunkey said:

    As long as we’re picking names for Matthews, I like “Brownnose” or “Tinglefinger”.

86. #86
    On March 13th, 2009 at 9:34 am, jangar said:

    Alota Wetpanties

87. #87
    On March 13th, 2009 at 11:29 pm, Rock the Nation said:

    “CRYBALL” if anyone remembers that sniveling whiner sobbing after Algore’s speech when he finally gave up trying to steal the election:
    “It was just the most moving speech I’ve ever heard, cry, sob, orgasm, sob”