Fun fact of the day
Well, ok. Not really “fun.” Depressing, actually:
I call it Hyannis Pork.
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Now THAT is funny!
Me likes pork. Must try Hyannis style.
Must go good with Boston Baked Beans?
Mmmmm. Hyannis Pork, flavored with lots of booze…
A legacy of drunkeness, womanizing, skirting the law. They’re gonna need a lot more money to whitewash that sordid family.
Who knew you had a sense of humor? Haha!
Hey, filling in a pond can get expensive.
Hyannis Pork? Oh no, we must now move to a more islamic friendly area…yes, Minnesota. Then we can have an islamic congressional representative who will fight against pork. And dogs. And alcohol. And anything that we think offends us.
pbuh!
How ironic is it that you see “Fun” facts like this about our leadership and its methodology to deal with an economic downturn and formerly communist China’s approach
World turned upside down. Also honoring one of the most dishonorable men elected to the Senate.
Well, they will be using it to construct a new facility at the Kennedy Presidential Library. This will require hiring thousands of illegals aliens as stoop labor in lieu of using modern Caterpillar equipment. That is Obama’s definition of stimulus creating millions of new jobs, 90% of which will be private sector, via infrastructure spending where the CEO of Caterpillar sees no heavy construction.
I suspect the goal is to maximize the employment of illegals in building new “great” pyramids.
That’s fellow democrats thanking each other for successfully getting Obamalama ding dong in the White House.
I’m sure there’s pork and earmarks for all.
Does that mean happy hour is on the gubmint?
Another fun fact: MSNBC has a poll grading Obama, with over 120,000 responses 60% are giving him an F
Oh, new happy web site alert there.
Please – these dopey people will try and build three Presidential Libraries, even though…
Thats one way to keep all his money, let the taxpayers fund pork projects with his name on it. We sure don’t want to forget the Kennedy’s now do we?
L
A bridge over troubled waters?
A Dunk and Dive?
A Drunk and Drive and Dive?
My Merry Submersible Oldsmobile?
A REALLY big bottle of Scotch?
A signed copy of his new book: Through the Drunken Haze for Forty Years?
Good bye and Good Riddence–is he dead yet? He looks like that ALIVE?
Splish Spash, he was taking a bath.
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Keep the change-I’ll keep my guns
I fear no man:
a drunk in an Oldsmobile is another story
Couldn’t help it:
Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.
I’d say the same is true for West Virginia – they don’t call it Byrd Land for nothing! (Seriously, nearly everything thing there is named after the senator.)
Genuinely funny!
Presidential Libraries, Treatment Centers and STD clinics to be ………….
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Keep the change-I’ll keep my guns
I fear no man:
a drunk in an Oldsmobile is another story
It’s what they’ve been doing all their lives…using OPM — Other People’s Money.
How do you think they got SO rich? To quote the infamous Gallo
Kennebunkport is in ME
Kennedy-Bunk-Pork is in MA
I’ll thank you to stop talking about my in-laws driving habits!
I feel stimulated by this topic.
/sarcasm off.
Hyannis Pork almost rhymes with Guyana Punch. Kind of like the kool-aid the Obamamaniacs drink.
Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun.
Why are we spending money on the Kennedy legacy? I thought they were loaded, or is that just Ted when he’s out on a moonlight drive with a “date”? If he had bought one of these, he’d have been president!
I’ll bet that’ll be the ritziest bar ever!
What, no money for life preservers?
Pork barrel spending, like the Kennedy’s, there will never be an end.
A legacy of vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated.
Hey, you are welcome here in Minnesota! Plenty of room “up north” where there are no muslims and the air is fresh. There are actually a few of us conservatives left here, but you have to look hard.
Hyannis Pork… HA! awesomely awesome!
Is this the $400 billion pork bill or the $900 billion emergency pork bill?
Either way, sounds like the people of Massachusetts aren’t really getting their share of the pork.
I am going to try very very hard!
They are about to raise our taxes here across the board, including a .19 cent hike in the state gas tax (making it the highest in the country). It’s good to see the moonbats of Taxachusetts have there priorities in order.
http://www.ytedk.com/chapter1.htm#alcohol
Ok–My Life Insurance is paid up
That’s the funny thing about north east libs – they don’t get it. They pay Washington $1 and get back 75 cents and think they got a good deal – so much so that they want to do it more.
So then they send washington $2, get $1.50 back and think they got 75 cents. Keep it up. This is great they think.
I guess they really are philanthropic.
So then
What, no money for the new Rose Kennedy Greenway!(That’s the grass they planted on top of the big dig.) Hell! They plant a freakin lawn around here and it gets the Kennedy name put on it.
“Hyannis Pork”. No. Dear me, we’ll upset the CAIR and the Islamic religion, now gaining control of our banks. I suggest, from now on, we call it “Hyannis Lamb”. That’s so we don’t offend them. I figured, sooner or later, the anti-British family of SIR Kennedy would be in on some benes. Lawyers are working 24/7 to find, and if not found, create loopholes to get out of the tax increases.
Has Ted named a ‘Sir Ted’ site yet?
L
Good one Michelle, another great jab sent with humor, you are good girl, ooops, sorry, woman. thanx for all you do to keep us conservatives notified of the underhanded dealings of the left.
GROOOOOOAN!
Maybe they can start a Kennedy Memorial car dealership, and a Kennedy Memorial distillery.
Hey don’t mock it.
Everything done to memorialize Byrd in West Virginia has propelled the state to unbelievable economic heights.
happyscrapper….
Actually, my people are from MN. Possibly even north of you…unless you live at Int’l Falls or Piney Creek. We (family) had a farm near Badger for about 50 years. One day, I will go back and see it again. As I go, I might have to paint “WOLVERINES” on a few landmarks!
KP
Thats Sir Tedward Kennedy to you serfs. Now go eat your cake.
I rather like “The Chappaqui-Dick Initiative.”
The money is currently not there for this project, but supporters say they’ll cross that bridge when they come to it.
Any initial misgivings about money spent in this fashion, should be water under the bridge.
The project is sailing through the process, not bogged down, nor drowning under a sea of red tape.
Ted Kennedy was not available for comment…again.
Better
Isn’t it high time we started work on Obama’s Presidential library? According to the MSM no other President has ever done so much so quickly. (Seriously. It took other presidents years to drop the Dow 20%.)
Maybe Hyenas Port??? Home of the laughing hyeanas and jackals.
MJ Kopechne:
“Sheesh, first I get ‘Hyannis Porked,’ then Chappaqui-Dicked by the Kennedys! I got it comin and goin!”
…sorry for working blue
Depressing, indeed.
And pathetic.
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
Same with Donald Young.
Is that how much a bronze statue of a guy smuggling a bottle of booze across the Canadian border costs?
As were all those British Military and civilians murdered by the IRA which was supported by papa Joe and the family.
Hey, there were some of us already calling that compound the Hyenas’ Park. Close enough. Great minds run parallel.
Now that he’s been knighted, you should show Sen. Kennedy some respect. He is now to be referred to as Sir Boozalot.
the liberal lion of the senate needs his almost presidential library and saloon. i wonder if he is going to have a dick em and dunk em wing, maybe next to the chris dodd and ready teddy bar orgy wax museum, or the naked butt in the air photo gallery while he was “mentoring” some aidette in the row boat. we could call it moon over hyannis pork.
Maybe they’ll serve waitress sandwiches in the museum snack bar. That’s a Kennedy specialty.
I’m quite sure they’re busy rewriting history as we speak. Damn liberal Revisionists.
Mary Jo Kopechne deserves much better.
The people of America deserve better.
STOP spending OUR money on this 3-D, disgraced dysfunctional and (usually) drunk family, the Kennedy’s!
It’s not like Kennedy family members haven’t stolen enough federal (US taxpayers) money already.
JUST STOP!!!
That she does. I squelched some of my rudest comments out of respect for her.
A statue of Ted Kennedy will be unveiled in the City of San Francisco, during the annual Gay Pride celebration. It will be erected (sorry), in the newly named “High Anus Pork Park” near Market Street, to celebrate the Senator, and how he porked America.
Scientists have finally discovered a black hole right here on earth. It was located on the east coast drifting between Boston and D.C. sucking up unbelievable amounts of money, alcohol, presidential birth certificates, and former Clinton associates.
It would truly be justice if the Kennedy clan had their money in investments controlled by Bernie Madoff. To see that bunch of cretins actually having to get a real job would send a tingle up MY leg.
Don’t worry about it. Just give up the loot.
As Ted Kennedy said to a pregnant Mary Jo, “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”
He promised a puppy. Where’s the damned puppy? I wanna see the puppy!
ok who which one of you do I need to send the bill to for my computer screen and keyboard….this has got to be the most I’ve laughed at one thread in years…good thread Michelle…
This says it all
Think this is what the Roman citizens felt like as their Empire was crumbling in front of them?
Now that’s funny and wouldn’t it be poetic justice for the “just-us” crowd.
Hey!
Does this funding include the “Happy Birthday Mr President” interactive virtual reality ride or the ‘I was There at Chappaquiddick’ Imax film at the new theme park?
Or how about the new Mary Jo Kopechne Memorial Bridge on Chappaquiddick Island?
(oops didnt read the previous comments, I only scanned for “chappa”)
How about the ‘Joe Kennedy Annual Rum Runner Regatta’
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Real story – two guys are currently in court fighting over who can sell the actual School Book Depository window that Lee Harvey Oswald used….
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I never even really thought about how indoctrinated we were as kids. I went to a ‘John F Kennedy’ school and the PT-109 story was sold as a heroic thing rather than a young dumba$$ LTJG got his boat shot out from under him.
Cheeeeryyyst…what more do they need to preserve their “Legacy”?
With two assasinations and one “unfortunate incident”, along with all the hijinks and foolishness that anyone with the name “Kennedy” anywhere in their moniker, will there be ANYONE, ANYWHERE that does not know who the Kennedy’s are or what they were about?
I mean, is this not the absolute pinicle of narcisism?
What an absolute waste of money.
Hell, they haven’t even begun to work Teddy’s ailment yet. Once that gets going, it alone will be worth a good 20 years of Kennedy propaganda.
Yes, apparently at least 51% of MA voters fit this description and end up re-electing the fool.
I’ll have to give him credit for one thing. His anti-British, pro-socialist, bootlegging father would be proud of him. He’s led a life akin to Errol Flynn…drunk womanizer. But, his greatest role has been a Flynn favorite, Robin Hood. He “steals from the ‘rich’, to give to the poor.” People actually believe that, even after all these years. You Madoff wannabes, take note. Win a seat in congress first, then start the con game. Instead of going to jail, maybe, you too, can be knighted and hailed as a “hero”. You might win the Presidency too, just stay away from small bridges.
I wonder if the Koran has anything similar to this passage from the Bible:
It is said that Islam teaches that dogs are unclean. If so, it might just explain Obama’s hesitancy to fulfil his promise of a puppy to his kids.
Also, anyone but me see the irony of this ridiculousness:
http://www.sajaforum.org/2008/07/islam-to-avoid.html
“Pardon me, Mr. Achmed, but we think you have explosives and are planning to use them to cause much harm to innocent civilians. We must search your dwelling, but in order to not offend you, or the rest of your crazy-a$$ religion, we will have our sniffer dogs wear booties.”
Oh and to get back on “thread”, Ted kennedy is a fat, bloated tub of $h*t, who does not deserve for one cent of my tax-dollars to be spent in his memory. His legacy is pretty well cemented by Chappaquiddick.
Answer:
John got no future, Bobby got no future, so Ted triple-dips on the taxpayer dime. We are to feel sorry for the family, thus allow and overlook its behavior.
Plus, it’s a big fat lib thing.
On March 11th, 2009 at 10:49 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:
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Can you even begin to imagine such an ad today?