Obama to re-brand “enemy combatants”

Well, it was only a matter of time. The Obama administration has decided to abandon the term “enemy combatants” to describe the jihadi suspects at Guantanamo Bay. Makes sense. After all, Attorney General Eric Holder’s former law firm has been calling the Gitmo detainees by a different name for a while now: Clients.
Let the re-branding begin. Bucktown Dusty suggests the DOJ will start calling them “Undocumented Protagonists” ; suicide bombers will be “Next Life Enablers.” Send me your suggestions.
Via WaPo:
The Obama Administration today dropped the term “enemy combatant” to describe those held at the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and increased the legal threshold needed to detain them.
The Justice Department disclosed the move in a court filing in response to a federal judge’s order seeking a definition of the term “enemy combatant.”
Judges have said the definition will play a key role in determining whether the government has justified the confinement of scores of detainees who are challenging their status in U.S. District Court.
In a break with the Bush Administration’s policies, the Justice Department said it would only seek to detain those who “substantially supported” the Taliban, Al Qaeda or associated forces or participated in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. The Bush Administration had argued it could detain those who provided support to those groups and others “engaged in hostilities” against the United States and its allies.
The Justice Department did not define “substantially supported” in the court papers but said the term would not include those who “provide unwitting or insignificant support” to terror groups. “The particular facts and circumstances justifying detention will vary from case to case,” they wrote.
Though dropping the term “enemy combatant” will have little practical effect, it is a symbolic move by the Obama Administration to break with the past.
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“undocumented soldiers”
“Democrat Voters”
“Future University of Illinois Faculty”
“Plaintiffs”
“Just Guys Who Live in the Neighborhood”
“freelance foreign policy activists”
“disgruntled socio-political and religion consultants”
Minority constituents
the hood
“AP Stringers”
home boys
I feel safer already
“Allah’s militia.”
“Dudes”
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
“Candidates for Deputy Secretary of the Treasury”
murderers…killers…baby killers!! Let’s just go out on a limb here and call them what they are.
Funny…when these people were shooting at us we had no qualms calling them “enemy combatants”.
Obama’s douchebaggery knows no limits.
my guess is “campaign contributers”.
“Future Democrat Congresspersons”
Innocent Wayward Goat Herders
Misunderstood Theologians
Theological Pyrotechnicians
This is the disturbing part of the report via Fox News
and makes clear that the government does not claim authority to hold persons based on insignificant or insubstantial support of al Qaeda or the Taliban.
The cow towing to some sort of international standard is what bothers me.
“Guys You Wouldn’t Want Your Daughter to Date”
Exactly!
I suggest “undocumented Obama supporters” or “religion of peace combatants.”
warrior’s for allah.
The government’s new standard???”
Huh???
PERFECT REASON TO TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!Then they can all be called, “Those who gave their lives on the battlefield for allahhhhh!”
future free loaders
Maybe these are the “moderate Muslims” we have been searching for with as much success as the hunt for the Holy Grail.
allah’s promise keepers.
Future ACORN employees.
Aw gee you guys. How heasrtless can you be? Do you really not care what being called an “Enemy Combatant” is doing to these poor fellows’ self esteem? I mean, can you just imagine? There they are, just minding their own business when a flock of Blackhawk helicopters come sweeping in, and a load of big, smelly, hairy American goons start grabbing them off the street all willy-nilly, and next thing you know, they are bathed, put in clean clothes, fed, given proper dietary needs, handed new prayer rugs and holy books and slapped with a name like “Enemy Combatant”.
How can Bush sleep at night knowing the damage he has done to these poor innocents psyches. Why, it was so bad that 5 of them signed forced confessions concerning the crimes against this nation that we all know Bush was responsible for. Hell, I hear Bush even remotely controlled one of the planes himself from Air Force One.
It is the least Der Fuhrer can do to help them regain some sense of dignity. After all, we want them to return to goat herding, not start hating us.
These are not the “Enemy Combatants” that I knew.
Bidens brigade.
Figures as much. Obama pretty much is “one of them”. First executive order was to close down the place, $900 million to
HamasGaza, and now this.how about – your next door neighbor!
misunderstood messiahs
Moderate Taliban
Another one:
“9/11 victims” because Obama and all liberals feel that Muslims were THE victims of the September 11 attacks, and we “imperialists” deserved the attacks. That is what Obama is really saying when he gets rid of the term “enemy combatants.”
Unseal his Hawaiian files NOW!!!!
“Future Overlords”
Madam – and don’t forget that his first official meeting was with the Arabs and in it he explained how dear to his heart the muslim religion is.
We need to impeach “our” enemy combatant.
Targets of the Great Jewish Conspiricy
Obama is a traitor to this country. I want him deported, back to his homeland of Kenya.
Obama’s BFFs
Call them anything you want now, soon they will be called “Plaintiff”
I am beginning to think that the Messiah is purposely putting this country in great danger. What’s that term? Traitor?
Community Disorganizers.
I would suggest we starting referring to them as “Friends of the Family”.
“Beezelbub’s Pals”
Welfare recipients.
cave dwellers
looking for better digs.
Homeowners
Amen to that. But as long as wimps like AllahPundit at HotAir keep calling a “truther,” anyone who wants Constitutional proof that this Muslim lover is a “natural born citizen,” including many of our soldiers, we will have Obama destroying our country for at least four more years.
“Senior Treasury Officials”
‘Jawbones of an Ass’
Since “Democratic Party Voters” has already been taken, how about:
1. Cannon Fodder
2. Skeet
3. Unvetted Cabinet Nominees
George Orwell would be so amazed.
The rest of the gang, but especially AlohaGuy, beat me to the punch with the best ones. Let’s see if I can pick through what’s left:
- Citizens of the world
- (Anti-)Freedom Fighters
- Charter Members of the ObamaCorps
the “disenfranchised”
brown shirts
I was thinking “sea kittens”, but that’s already taken.
Ok, I’m even scaring myself now. Obama recruiting Gitmo detainees to be his “brown shirts” I just got a tingle.
unlicensed pilots
homewreckers
Undocumented Protagonists.
“Inevitable Recidivists”
Oh wait sorry, the reason Obama dropped the term “enemy combatants” was because those words were too big and complicated to get his feeble little brain around… If we called them “Inevitable Recidivists” he might have an aneurysm. Maybe “bad guy” would be dumbed-down enough for him to “get” the concept.
Forgot one:
Unfinished Business
Friendly Fire
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Men
Civil Obedience Advocates
Roommate Seekers
Peace Negotiators
Who? I forgot.
Gee…why does he show so much love to Muslims? It really does seem to be a mystery
Unexpected Guests.
Please send Bucktown Dusty his licensing fee…
Just the thing I feared more than terrorism itself has happened. The trial lawyers have found a foothold in Gitmo.
alleged terrorists
The only people who will accept cabinet level positions in the Obama administration who don’t have tax problems?
If they close Gitmo and bring them here, then they’ll just call them newly minted Americans.
Buffalo TV Executives
AW come on guys, ease up. It has to be confusing as a kid growing up playing with “jihad joes”.
There is only one name…one term I want to see associated with any of the “detainees” currently there and any that will need to find a new place to stay once our military are forced to take them prisoner.
“DECEASED”
Graduates of the William Ayers Academy of Societal Realignment?
“Misunderstood Youths” a phrase we should adopt if only because the French use it.
From now on, they will be referred to as “alleged perpetrators.”
Youth…not Youths
Our Guests!
P O W’s – to be for the duration
I thought this would be first on the list:
“community activists”
It fits (in the Age of Obama). From Att Gen Holder’s pov, it would take one to know one. And William Ayers would identify with the sentiment.
I am sure the message will get to our field commanders . . .
Oh my there are tons of funny answers in this thread.
Virgin-Bound
“DOA”
Yellowcake Packer
convenience store owners
“Target practice”
Innocent Victims.
/sarc.
Yes, this is a joke, but it looks like Barry O‘s cyber squad has taken down The Corner.
We could turn Gitmo into an exceedingly profitable commercial enterprise. 7-11′s and Dunkin Donuts. Biden could oversee operations and Nancy Pelosi can subsidize them with minimum wage increases.
Dynamite people?
Oh, I forgot. Our Messiah is anti-capitalist. Maybe we can set up ACORN shops there.
Actually I like that deceased thing!
Community Agitators.
People who agree with Jeremiah Wright.
Looks like a database wipe, and it’s also affecting The Campaign Spot. None of the other NRO blogs seem to be affected.