A little something for Obama’s cough

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 16, 2009 01:46 PM

As I noted earlier this afternoon, President Obama had a little frog (or B.S.) caught in his throat as he was performing this morning in the Kabuki Theater of Outrage over the AIG bonuses. Photoshopper/blogger Bucktown Dusty worked up a little cure for the next time Obama chokes on reality, sanctimony, or hypocrisy:

Unfortunately, the rest of us won’t feel better in the morning…

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@michellemalkin #fail #tcot Obama had to cough. The TelePrompter said so.

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  1. #649997
    On March 16th, 2009 at 1:50 pm, sonofdy said:

    What happens if the teleprompter becomes super intelligent and takes over the country through obama???

  2. #649999
    On March 16th, 2009 at 1:51 pm, emjem24 said:

    The way things are lookin,’ he’ll probably tax the cough drops too as a “medical expense.” :roll:

  3. #650001
    On March 16th, 2009 at 1:52 pm, emjem24 said:

    self-edit: I meant “medical benefit.”

  4. #650008
    On March 16th, 2009 at 1:54 pm, Kokonut said:

    Is the speech on the teleprompter subject to the Freedom of Information Act should Americans request what was on the teleprompter that day?

    Maybe we’ll find a couple of inserts that include injecting a couple of coughs for effects?

    Eh, folks?

  5. #650011
    On March 16th, 2009 at 1:56 pm, steveegg said:

    It’s a shame that modern stores don’t put price tags on the items anymore. Adding the $787,000,000,000.00 cost would have made this priceless.

  6. #650027
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:02 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Smokers hack or just hacking smokers off? Liberal bHo voters here are complaining about the cost of a carton of smokes going up $10. Too *hurumph* funny!

  7. #650028
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, jsr said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 1:50 pm, sonofdy said:

    What happens if the teleprompter becomes super intelligent and takes over the country through obama???

    LOL! That is the funniest thing I have read in while.

    On the other hand, how do we know this hasn’t already happened?

  8. #650030
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:04 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Cherry flavored eh? I’ll just assume that Black Licorice would’ve been too racist.

  9. #650036
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm, cicerokid said:

    My dad always said that Ex-lax is good for a cough.

  10. #650040
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:10 pm, Misscheryl said:

    I remind our commentors, with Obama it’s all about the show. Here’s an exerpt from his book:

    “People are satisfied so long as you were courteous and smiled and made no sudden moves. They were more than satisfied, they were relieved – such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man who didn’t seem angry all the time.”

    Unless of course, you’re angry at AIG…bbbwwaaaahhhhaaaa.

    It’s all about the “show.”

  11. #650042
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, tarpon said:

    Obama’s teleprompter lied, America died.

  12. #650062
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pm, kwyoung said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:04 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:
    Cherry flavored eh? I’ll just assume that Black Licorice would’ve been too racist.

    Crap flavored would be more appropriate. That’s all that ever comes out of Washington.

  13. #650070
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:26 pm, 55Chevy said:

    Ya know, maybe if he quit smoking that little ‘frog’ in his throat would go away. And he could set a better example for his followers. I’ve not yet been able to wrap my brain around the White House smelling like an ashtray.

  14. #650071
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:27 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Rush said the teleprompter told Obama to cough.

  15. #650103
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:37 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Obama had to cough. The TelePrompter said so.

    Karl Rove now runs Teleprompters?

  16. #650105
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:39 pm, CW4_KGP said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, tarpon said:
    Obama’s teleprompter lied FRIED, America died

    Minor revision for the people who need a technical explanation for everything.

    He he he. I wonder if Pbo knows the song “Smoke, smoke, smoke (that cigarette)? Maybe it could be his theme song…’course it would have to be re-done…I mean “SAMPLED” but one of the icons of the current musical genre…

  17. #650114
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:45 pm, jencab said:

    It should be arugula flavored since the veggie is good for the smoke-filled lungs.

  18. #650123
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:50 pm, wighttrasch said:

    ‘…My friends [insert cough here]…’

  19. #650125
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:51 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 1:50 pm, sonofdy said:

    What happens if the teleprompter becomes super intelligent and takes over the country through obama???

    BroBama will tell the world “I did not have sex with those women…..Miss Lewinsky, Madeline Albricht, Janet Reno, Rosie O….again”.

    Yes, Karl Rove took control of the teleprompter. Have a Ricola-the Honkey cough drop.


    Keep the change-I’ll keep my guns

  20. #650127
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:52 pm, NC BLUE said:

    Not Politically correct–but the Obama Administration is pondering a 40% tax on aspirin. They contend that it is fair game. It is white and works.

  21. #650131
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm, chapoutier said:

    Liberal bHo voters here are complaining about the cost of a carton of smokes going up $10.

    I have taken to rolling a rectangular scrap of wood up in my tee shirt sleeve because I can’t afford real smokes anymore but…you know…I don’t want to lose the cool.

  22. #650132
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:54 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Bwa!

  23. #650133
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:54 pm, rambler said:

    The worst thing that can happen to an ex-smoker is stress. I figure he’s back on the butts big time. Cough, choke, wheeze!

  24. #650135
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:55 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:
  25. #650137
    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:56 pm, 24Klady said:

    Don’t prevent ‘Bambi from smoking in the back yard with a whole bunch of Secret Service standing guard on the ashtray, he’s supporting SCHIP. What a guy… ;)

  26. #650148
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:01 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:51 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Yes, Karl Rove took control of the teleprompter.

    That gives me an idea…

    What would YOU write if you could slip something into Obama’s TelePrompter text?

    You KNOW he would read it out loud…he’s programmed to read from that script.

    Oh, the possibilities…

  27. #650177
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:23 pm, bradley said:

    Maybe the cough drops are like the ones you can buy over the counter in France that have codeine in them. Stops EVERYTHING and your throat turns numb. If so, maybe they’ll stop him from saying “uh” every, uh, five, uh, seconds. That’s, uh, of course, uh, without a, uh, teleprompter. He could give some to Robert Gibbs, his press secretary, who has the same “uh” affliction, maybe worse.
    Uh, mmm. uh. Oh, uh. Mm.

  28. #650183
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:30 pm, threeCents said:

    What would YOU write if you could slip something into Obama’s TelePrompter text?

    You KNOW he would read it out loud…he’s programmed to read from that script.

    It reminds me of the movie, Anchorman. It would be hilarious. As for a quote to slip in? How about “I am introducing legislation to repeal the stimulus.”

  29. #650188
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:35 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm, chapoutier said:

    I have taken to rolling a rectangular scrap of wood up in my tee shirt sleeve because I can’t afford real smokes anymore but…you know…I don’t want to lose the cool.

    Chap,

    What in heaven are you gunna do when el Preso taxes the carp out of booze to pay for – you know – Aif Froce 1 jet fuel?

  30. #650189
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:36 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Air Force 1 or Air Farce 1 :oops:

    Sleep is NOT over rated AJ

  31. #650203
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:47 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    What would YOU write if you could slip something into Obama’s TelePrompter text?

    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:30 pm, threeCents said:

    How about “I am introducing legislation to repeal the stimulus.”

    I like it!

    Keep the ideas coming… we can have some real fun with this…

  32. #650209
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:50 pm, chapoutier said:

    Chap,

    What in heaven are you gunna do when el Preso taxes the carp out of booze to pay for – you know – Aif Froce 1 jet fuel?

    I have been slowly amassing a year’s worth stockpile in my bunker. I first had to throw out a bunch of canned goods, first aid kits and spare ammunition that were cluttering things up.

  33. #650211
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:50 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    “I did not have sex with that woman…”

  34. #650214
    On March 16th, 2009 at 3:52 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    I nominate what Chap said for a tele addition!

    I have been slowly amassing a year’s worth stockpile in my bunker. I first had to throw out a bunch of canned goods, first aid kits and spare ammunition that were cluttering things up.

  35. #650234
    On March 16th, 2009 at 4:02 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    I just found that Pamella Geller wrote the following about Obama’s TelePrompter back in September:

    …there is always the chance that someone might put the wrong message on it as a joke.

    I *AM* a Muslim, I *AM* a socialist, and I *AM* going to send a message to our enemies that we will not oppose them!!!” he shouts as an RNC hacker snorts from the back of the crowd…

  36. #650239
    On March 16th, 2009 at 4:06 pm, DanVanSmak said:

    As I noted earlier this afternoon, President Obama had a little frog (or B.S.) caught in his throat…

    Michelle,

    Obamalamadingdong never has BS caught in his throat as it ALWAYS flows freely from his piehole. I would think the White House press office would issue hip boots and waders to the reporters attending news conferences, but then again, with all the fawning admiration the press displays for him, I think they actually like wallowing in it.

    *out*

  37. #650245
    On March 16th, 2009 at 4:08 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    What would YOU write if you could slip something into Obama’s TelePrompter text?

    You KNOW he would read it out loud…he’s programmed to read from that script.

    “I was born a Kenyan.” End of story.

  38. #650284
    On March 16th, 2009 at 4:29 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm, cicerokid said:
    My dad always said that Ex-lax is good for a cough.

    Thanks for the advice…I’ll give it a try!

  39. #650286
    On March 16th, 2009 at 4:31 pm, happyscrapper said:

    What would YOU write if you could slip something into Obama’s TelePrompter text?

    I was in the front pew at Rev. Wright’s church when he gave The Sermon, and I agree with every word!

  40. #650287
    On March 16th, 2009 at 4:31 pm, NC BLUE said:

    Blago is my secret lover. Sound goes dead. Lame stream media goes to commercial. Press conference is cancelled. Obama takes call from John Edwards.

  41. #650313
    On March 16th, 2009 at 4:49 pm, prendad said:

    Let’s all send Obama a pack of smokes to help him through these trying times.

  42. #650371
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:29 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Huff ‘n puff about not even a couple of hundred million when AIG got $180,000,000,000 (or whatever the number is now) from the government? Here’s a simple math problem that got Obama a’sputter:

    $170,000,000,000
    —. . . . 165,000,000
    __________________
    $169,835,000,000

    As you can see, not much of a dent there. Where’s the moral outrage over the taxpayers paying that? It wasn’t AIG’s fault, it was the government’s fault. The government was the entity who decided to shell out the money to AIG based on wishful thinking. In Vegas, they call that gambling. On Wall Street, they call it speculation. In government, they call it business as usual.

    Should’ve just let ‘em fail. If AIG failed already, Obama wouldn’t have to blame his respiratory issues on being mad at AIG. And AIG isn’t the only Little Jack Horner with an unwanted thumb in our pie.

    Another way I look at it is like this (tongue firmly place in cheek): Every taxpayer just gave a charitable donation of a dollar to the AIG Employee Support Fund.

  43. #650372
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:30 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Sigh. $180,000,000,000, $170,000,000,000. Pick a number.

  44. #650413
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:24 pm, John Deaux said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm, cicerokid said:
    My dad always said that Ex-lax is good for a cough.

    Now that right there is just plain funny.

  45. #650428
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:44 pm, theloneranger said:

    Obama is nothing more than a puppet. His teleprompter tells him what to say. Right now, Obama’s teleprompter tells him to be upbeat on the Economy, because Obama wants to raise taxes and he knows he can’t do that at the same time he’s dissing the Economy.

  46. #650475
    On March 16th, 2009 at 8:16 pm, Elm Creek Smith said:

    “Having read the Second Amendment and the Supreme Court’s Heller decision and Title 10 of the US Code, I have decided to direct the Secretary of Defense to issue at no cost to the people, a serviceable M16 rifle and an M9 pistol and 500 rounds of ammunition for each to every adult citizen, ages 17 to 45, except for those who are ineligible by felony conviction or mental defect and can pass a review by the National Instant Check System, unless a citizen has a religious or moral objection to keeping and bearing arms. The issuance of these items is to be completed not later than 90 days from today.”

    That’s what I’d like to see on the teleprompter!

    Hope is not a plan; not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST!!!!

    ECS

  47. #650477
    On March 16th, 2009 at 8:18 pm, chapoutier said:

    Which part of the Second Amendment does it say that the government has a right to deny felons or mentally disabled persons the right to bear arms?

  48. #650494
    On March 16th, 2009 at 9:04 pm, ClassicFilm said:

    What would YOU write if you could slip something into Obama’s TelePrompter text?

    I regret the vicious character assassination that ensued, under my guidance and Rahm Emanuel’s vindictive and gleeful approval, of Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. I will be administering 40 lashes to Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer tomorrow because they’ve pi$$ed off and alienated the American public, and they are not invited to my big St. Patrick’s Day party. Too bad, we’re having imported Japanese steak marinated in Irish whiskey. Oh, and I’ll finally have that beer with Sean Hannity!

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