Photoshop contest: Obama Fingers; Updated with new entries

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 16, 2009 05:07 PM

Okay, this one is just crying out for a makeover. Calling all Photoshoppers!

When I think Obama Fingers, I don’t think chicken nuggets.

I think octopus tentacles…

I think pig’s feet…

I think Dyson’s vaccum…

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Your turn to shake and bake…

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Update: Serving up the first batch of entries…

From reader Bill D…

From reader RM, a little risque but this was a popular sentiment…

And reader Nicholas…

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  1. #1
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:12 pm, Misscheryl said:

    I can’t wait to see what people come up with…as long as it’s not a turkey with a duck inside, with a chicken inside all covered in bacon.

  2. #2
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:14 pm, conservative in europe said:

    I was at the grocery tonight (over here) and couldn’t find them.

    The Euro’s did this as they love this guy (’cause he’s more socialist than even they are). I think it’s great that one of the few enterprising Europeans in existence utilized the Commie in Chief in order to earn a (gasp) profit! Good for you!!!

    This is capitalism 101. The EU will tax it out of existence and the Democrats will wish they could.

  3. #3
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:17 pm, sonofdy said:

    3…2…1….

    RRRAAACCCIIISSSTTTTTTTTTT

    ;-)

  4. #4
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:19 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Keep those Obama Fingers out of my wallet!

  5. #5
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:20 pm, BOB said:

    Obama’s fingers are really white on the inside. Looks like some good chicken!

  6. #6
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:20 pm, shooter said:

    Obama fingers…the middle one, first to Hillary and McCain, and then to the rest of us while robbing us blind.

  7. #7
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:20 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:17 pm, sonofdy said:

    3…2…1….

    RRRAAACCCIIISSSTTTTTTTTTT

    Why? Because it’s white meat?

    ;-)

  8. #8
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:21 pm, RTater said:

    More like shake and take ! Am I right, folks?

    Try the chicken strips. I’m here all week.

  9. #9
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:22 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:21 pm, RTater said:

    More like shake and take! Am I right, folks?

    How about fake (the COLB) and take (our money)!

  10. #10
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:26 pm, sonofdy said:

    Why? Because it’s white meat?

    The fired chicken, black guy thing.

    Dumb is as dumb does right???

  11. #11
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, WarTip said:

    But if the citizens poor oppressed victims ate these … wouldn’t they be biting the hand that feeds them so to speak?

  12. #12
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:32 pm, ajmontana said:

    I have a Finger for Odopey. :shock:

  13. #13
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:51 pm, ErikTheRed said:

    Hey, Octopus tentacles are awesome – the exact opposite of Obama!

  14. #14
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:52 pm, cheapseat said:

    aj, i have two of that finger and i will gladly give our dear leader both, just as he did to mccain and hilbilly.

  15. #15
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:53 pm, Misscheryl said:

    If I could do the photoshop thing, I’d do pork sausages.

  16. #16
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:54 pm, bradley said:

    Pig’s feet would be a BIG seller, as long as the manufacturer included a nice red lipstick in each box.

  17. #17
    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:59 pm, CWinNY said:

    Some concepts just don’t translate well. The German who came up with this concept was hoping to capitalize on fellow German’s fascination of Obama and the trend to eat more American style convenience food. The fingers in the name were meant to emphasize that these were a finger food. They claim no knowledge of the fried chicken/Black American stereotype, which is believable.

    Just ask Hillary about translating words and concepts into another language. The re-set button language was incorrect and the Russian language has no corresponding concept of re-set. The word that the US used is more correctly translated into overcharge (electricity not price), so Hillary’s response was equally mystifying to the Russians.

    Amateur hour at the State Department to match that of the White House. Just goes to show what results electing MSM declared geniuses can have.

  18. #18
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Are they talking about Biden when they say these come “mit Curry Dip”?

  19. #19
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:18 pm, MtsEdge said:

    I, too, thought of fingers lifting $$$ from my wallet. Too bad there’s not a mousetrap in it.

  20. #20
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:32 pm, Defector01 said:

    I was thinking about Mystery Meat or Surprise Casserole, though I’ve mercifully never eaten any

  21. #21
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:35 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    “mit Curry Dip”…

    I must admit that when I read that on the package, my first thought was “Mitt Romney Dip”. No offense meant to Romney supporters (seriously), it’s just what went through my mind.

  22. #22
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:38 pm, RetFireman said:

    Oh I see. You can have Obama Fingers but not Obama Waffles? Yeah…that makes complete sense…in Libby-land.

  23. #23
    On March 16th, 2009 at 7:09 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Don’t worry Omamites – no Pectorals were injured in the making of these nuggets…

  24. #24
    On March 16th, 2009 at 7:10 pm, cabrerski said:

    To paraphrase an old Johnny Carson line:

    The other day, while wearing a Tea Party shirt, I flashed a peace sign at Obama – half of which was returned.

  25. #25
    On March 16th, 2009 at 7:11 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Omamites = Obamites…it’s Monday…

  26. #26
    On March 16th, 2009 at 7:13 pm, cabrerski said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    Are they talking about Biden when they say these come “mit Curry Dip”?

    Naw, then it would have said:

    “mit Dipsh*t”

  27. #27
    On March 16th, 2009 at 7:35 pm, JammieWearingFool said:

    There’s only one finger I can think of.

  28. #28
    On March 16th, 2009 at 7:38 pm, joannmandolin said:

    where’s the beef?

    sorry!

  29. #29
    On March 16th, 2009 at 8:10 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Those sure do look yummy, though, don’t they? Makin’ me hungry. How about you?

    Or you?

    Or you?

    Maybe you?

    Back off, I’m just tryin’ ta make some money here…

    …Oh. Right.

  30. #30
    On March 16th, 2009 at 8:25 pm, cicerokid said:

    obummer fingers…in his ears.

  31. #31
    On March 16th, 2009 at 8:29 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Obama fingers eh? I don’t think I could eat something that was wagging in admonition at me for not wanting to pay more in taxes.

  32. #32
    On March 16th, 2009 at 8:43 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    It just occurred to me that since we would call these “Chicken Fingers”, and they are calling them “Obama Fingers”, are the Germans saying that Obama is Chicken?

    /sarc

  33. #33
    On March 16th, 2009 at 8:48 pm, William Amos said:
  34. #34
    On March 16th, 2009 at 9:04 pm, BOB said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 7:13 pm, cabrerski said:
    On March 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    Are they talking about Biden when they say these come “mit Curry Dip”?

    Naw, then it would have said:

    “mit Dipsh*t”

    Very funny……..thanks.

  35. #35
    On March 16th, 2009 at 9:51 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Old, but still funny:

    Watch those Obama Fingers move!

  36. #36
    On March 16th, 2009 at 10:00 pm, dtb said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 5:26 pm, sonofdy said:

    Why? Because it’s white meat?

    The fired chicken, black guy thing.

    Dumb is as dumb does right???

    Oh for cryin’ out loud. Next thing you know, we won’t be allowed to say his name.

    Oops, my bad. I forgot: Monica Conyers already said that.

  37. #37
    On March 16th, 2009 at 10:08 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    My wife works at a restaurant where catfish with pecan breading was put on the menu recently.
    I wonder if those chicken fingers have Acorn breading.

  38. #38
    On March 16th, 2009 at 10:57 pm, Papa Louie said:

    I like the one with Obama’s fingers grabbing piles of money, but I would change it to show him grabbing our children’s piggy banks. His budget is stealing from our children because this new debt will never be paid off. Our children and grandchildren will be paying interest on this debt for their entire lives.

    We shall all consider ourselves unauthorized to saddle posterity with our debts, and morally bound to pay them ourselves.

    We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our selection between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude.

    — Thomas Jefferson

  39. #39
    On March 16th, 2009 at 11:51 pm, wales said:

    Finger Flippin’ Good!!

  40. #40
    On March 17th, 2009 at 12:05 am, emjem24 said:

    I’m really glad that people haven’t lost their humor. It’s pretty weird that people overseas are making money off of our national misery. If they love Obummer so much, why don’t they have him?

    I think that the middle caption is the most prophethic because Obummer is so in love with himself, as are the sychophantic American sheeple, that he can do nothing wrong even when he’s given this country the finger most of his life.

    If I was a German consumer, I wouldn’t even purchase such a product that is using another country’s politician to sell what is at best cardboard chicken that is way past its expiration date.

  41. #41
    On March 17th, 2009 at 12:10 am, havok said:

    Good thing they did not include a portion of Watermelon. Obama would nuke Germany over that after Jesse Jackson demanded they pay up for their racism.

    True story: One of my coworkers got promoted to another group so we had a going away potluck for him. He told us he wanted fried chicken and watermelon…he also happened to be black. So the rest of us sort of didn’t know what to do…so we brought in what he wanted. Some tool from another group reported us to HR for our racism. When he got called in by HR to be told about how sorry the company was for all the racists running lose he told them it was his idea (and his favorite food) and they dropped everything and apologized to the rest of us. Sheesh….

  42. #42
    On March 17th, 2009 at 12:15 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On March 16th, 2009 at 11:51 pm, wales said:

    Finger Flippin’ Good!!

    :lol:

  43. #43
    On March 17th, 2009 at 4:04 am, conservative in europe said:

    When the primaries were going on, People would walk up to me on the street, ask if I was American (American clothes stand out over here – you look like more of a man and less of a Democrat) and then launch in to a tirade of politics (rule #2 about Euros, they think they are born diplomats). At the time, the tirade usually concerned how we could even consider electing a black man over the local favorite, Hillary. They were completely stunned. BBC radio had a running piece “Is America ready for a black President”. I asked one of the locals if the UK was ready for a Sikh Prime Minister. They started laughing.

    Suddenly, old Blue Lips surprises everyone and defeats the Wicked Witch. Now, the Euros are approaching me and telling me what a wonderful man we have in Obama. He must be better than McCain because, even though he is Black, he is a Democrat (a paraphrase amalgamation of all the condescending racial remarks I heard during this time period).

    These are just regular people on the street. Americans would be stunned by the willingness Euros have to simply walk up to a stranger and talk about Politics. But, the amazing thing is how much the euros looooooooove our new President. Who is the Prime Minister of Italy? You probably don’t know – unless you live in Italy and even then it’s a maybe – I guarantee that 99% of Euros outside of Italy have no idea. But everyone over here knows you have to follow the One.

    Lefty Eurosheep will buy it in droves. When Merkel was running for office in Germany, her opposition called her “Varkel” which sort of means piglet. No one would have bought “Merkel chops” or “Suckling Merkel”. They could care less. However, they WILL buy “Obama Fingers” in droves.

    The point of all of this is that the Capitalist who produced this product should be considered a hero. To make money on the name of a Socialist is poetic irony. Hooray for good, old fashioned Capitalism. If you think about it, the Lefties want to sneak Socialism in to our lives. This is sneaking Capitalism back in to theirs.

  44. #44
    On March 17th, 2009 at 7:11 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    old Blue Lips surprises everyone and defeats the Wicked Witch

    Well put conservative in europe , surprised me to be sure-though I was relieved to be free of the Wicked Witch’s Cackle.

    I was in Vancouver, Canada for five days during the Primaries and those people seemed absolutely fascinated with Obama-he was going to stick it to we arrogant Americans! The disconnect between sticking it to Americans and Americans voting for old Blue Lips never seemed to occur to them. I have met some really charming Canadians–they just seem to enjoy being rude to America if not an American in particular. Must be the weather.

    If Obama Fingers has a mail order department I may send some to a few Canadians. Any truth to the rumor I am starting that VP Biden is pitching the Hair Club?


    Keep the change-I’ll keep my guns

  45. #45
    On March 17th, 2009 at 7:17 am, purplepeep said:

    Judging by how Obama’s screwing up everything that he touches these snacks should be made from “Butterfingers” candy bars. (There’s a photoshop image for the artistically inclined.)

  46. #46
    On March 17th, 2009 at 7:17 am, purplepeep said:

    Judging by how Obama’s screwing up everything that he touches these snacks should be made from “Butterfingers” candy bars. (There’s a photoshop image for the artistically inclined.)

  47. #47
    On March 17th, 2009 at 7:19 am, purplepeep said:

    Oops – Firefox is usually a good browser but I can still blame it for burping up double-postings!

  48. #48
    On March 17th, 2009 at 7:19 am, purplepeep said:

    Oops – Firefox is usually a good browser but I can still blame it for burping up double-postings!

  49. #49
    On March 17th, 2009 at 8:21 am, CantCureStupid said:

    Obama-fingers — chicken without the chickensh!t.

    God bless America!

  50. #50
    On March 17th, 2009 at 9:02 am, jangar said:

    On March 17th, 2009 at 8:21 am, CantCureStupid said:
    Obama-fingers — chicken without the chickensh!t.

    God bless America!

    Tee-hee!

  51. #51
    On March 17th, 2009 at 9:10 am, thetoysurgeon said:

    I am sure these finger foods are laced with mind altering Obama following drugs. Why else would Obama’s name be one them.. Take me to your leader…..

  52. #52
    On March 17th, 2009 at 9:37 am, jangar said:

    DemocRAT meat.

  53. #53
    On March 17th, 2009 at 10:01 am, ErinF said:

    This sounds about as tasty as George Clooney flavored TOFU! (And by that, I mean it’s disgusting!)

  54. #54
    On March 17th, 2009 at 10:14 am, BOB said:

    On March 17th, 2009 at 8:21 am, CantCureStupid said:
    Obama-fingers — chicken without with the chickensh!t.

    God bless America!

    Fixed it for you.

  55. #55
    On March 17th, 2009 at 1:26 pm, John Lee Pedimore said:

    Note the Golden Gate bridge in the background,I guess the White House would be too American,might curb sales.

    It’s nice to see the EU embrace Obama,they were far less cordial to Jesse Owens and Joe Louis.

    JLP

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