Audio comedy gold: Bozo the Vice President is looking out for you

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 19, 2009 11:37 AM


The gaffetastic gift that keeps on giving.

In trying times, we can always count on Bozo the Vice President to provide some welcome comic relief. Joe Biden was The Newshour on PBS last night in full swagger — threatening to personally ride into any town or locality that wastes porkulus money. Reader Robert watched it and e-mails: “[T]hey broadcast a snippet of Biden in full Barney Fife mode warning cities and towns across America that if he found out about them wasting crapulus money on stupid things (as of course only he and the RAT board will define), he would personally come to their town and let them know what’s what. I only caught a minute of it but it was hilarious.”

Here’s the audio clip of Biden’s remarks. It’s comedy gold about 16 seconds into the clip when the audience laughs at him while asserting “I’m serious, guys. I’m serious.”

Listen:

Transcript:

JIM LEHRER: Vice President Biden had a new warning for city and county officials today: spend the federal stimulus money wisely. The officials were in Washington for a day of schooling on the $787 billion program. Biden urged them not to use it for things like swimming pools, tennis courts, or golf courses.

JOSEPH BIDEN, Vice President of the United States: Because of the rules, the president and I can’t stop you from doing some things, but I’ll show up in your city and say, “This was a stupid idea.”

You think I’m kidding? This is the only part the president was right about: Don’t mess with Joe, because I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

Ok, watch out, Pawtucket, RI. Alert the Sheriff! You are spending $500,000 in stimulus funding on a skate park, tennis courts, and basketball courts.

Joe Biden is comin’ after ya.

Serious.

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  1. #1
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:39 am, PBoilermaker said:

    Quayle was a laughing stock for much, much less.

  2. #2
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:41 am, digits said:

    I’m not going to define the rules, but if you break them then I’ll break you.

    I’m serial

  3. #3
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Bozo the douche is in my state as we speak in St. Paul, MN. I’m heading in the opposite direction to renew my personal carry permit and buy more rounds. Bet he’d try to stop me…..lol

  4. #4
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:45 am, James Felix said:

    Well, I feel better already.

  5. #5
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:45 am, steveegg said:

    But I’m still calling him Shirley.

  6. #6
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:46 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Well, we all knew he was comedy gold during the campaign.

  7. #7
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:48 am, sonofdy said:

    he is “super cerial”

    (see al gore on southpark)

  8. #8
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:49 am, Oink said:

    Reckon he’ll go to Iowa to smell the pig $hit for himself?

  9. #9
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:50 am, Uplander said:

    And if you don’t shape up he will ‘Taunt you a second time.’

  10. #10
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:51 am, sgcwi said:

    This Guy and his boss are just so sad.. I mean everyday something new comes out about them. Today it is bozo, and now dodd saying the adminstration made me do it. At least he didn’t say the devil made me do it, but…. (Thanks Flip Wilson)

  11. #11
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:51 am, npphotog said:

    This is the only part the president was right about: Don’t mess with Joe, because I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

    No. Obama still didn’t get it right.

  12. #12
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am, granite said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:50 am, Uplander said:

    And if you don’t shape up he will ‘Taunt you a second time-eh.’

    Excellent!
    ROFL!!

  13. #13
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:53 am, zorro said:

    Good Grief! The Obama administration is an embarrassment. They make the Keystone Cops look like a serious crime drama.

    Thank you democraps for electing these Bozos. Thank you GOP for not even putting up a good fight.

    We are so screwed.

  14. #14
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:54 am, RedDog said:

    Somebody please tell me how and why Democrats keep getting elected. Is there any way they cannot get elected? How stupid and ignorant can an electorate get? No wonder China thinks “democracy” is dangerous. Our village idiots are making them look prescient. The US Government is now America’s greatest enemy.

    I’m almost ready to commit ritual seppuku myself now.

  15. #15
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:54 am, ThatSamIAm said:

    Joe Biden is a dumbass! I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

  16. #16
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:56 am, Socky said:

    Man, we sure did dodge a bullet with Sarah Palin.

    /sarc

  17. #17
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:58 am, Socky said:

    Somebody please tell me how and why Democrats keep getting elected.

    Read any given comment by lgm, RedStateSkeptic, or EagleJustFarted and then consider most Democrat constituents are even dumber.

  18. #18
    On March 19th, 2009 at 11:58 am, Gorebot said:

    Yesterday, Joe Bozo said: “…This is the only part the president was right about…

    Unless I’m missing something obvious, Joe-Bob just said that everything else the president said was not right.

    It’s too good to be true, that he’s that moronic!

    Will anyone in the MSM even mention this, or is that only for when Sarah Palin makes 1/100th of such a gaffe?

  19. #19
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm, walterc said:

    So I heard “there are no rules, but I’m gonna mess ya up if you don’t follow em.”

    What a douche.

    And the people of Delaware have been re-electing him since 1970 what?

  20. #20
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, drivingjack said:

    He MUST be serious as he said it 3 times. Absolutely serious!

  21. #21
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:10 pm, mchristian said:

    “The next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin’ skulls!”

  22. #22
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:10 pm, Socky said:

    Can anyone name one smart, competent, ethical person in Chairman Zero’s Administration?

    I suggest Robert Gates. After that, I got nothin’

  23. #23
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:12 pm, drivingjack said:

    And the people of Delaware have been re-electing him since 1970 what?

    Hey walterc #19 – the people of Massachusetts keep re-electing Barney Fife and Teddy. Nobody said that smart people vote.

  24. #24
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:17 pm, Gorebot said:

    Geesuus, in retrospect, Jimminy Carter is starting to look pretty good.

    And this rolling disaster has only just started.

    I can’t believe this!!! Aaaaarrrrrgghhhhhh!!!!!

  25. #25
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:17 pm, granite said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:12 pm, drivingjack said:

    Hey walterc #19 – the people of Massachusetts keep re-electing Barney Fife and Teddy. Nobody said that smart people vote.

    Speaking of Kennedy,…
    This summer is the 40th anniversary of the moonlanding, Woodstock, and Chappaquiddick.
    I wonder how much, and what type of, coverage/discussion (and by whom and where) there is going to be about Chappaquiddick and “The Kennedys”.

  26. #26
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:21 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Har!
    That’s as good as my dear, departed father telling us kids
    ‘when I come back, I only wanna see elbows & buttholes!’

  27. #27
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:22 pm, pueblo1032 said:

    NIIIIIIIIP IT!!! NIIIIIIIIP IT!!! Hey ANNGE, can I put my BULLET in now… Quote from that great AMERICAN, BARNEY FIFE…

  28. #28
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:26 pm, granite said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:22 pm, pueblo1032 said:

    Good one!
    I remember that well!

    Maybe Slow Joe’s buffoon relief (way beyond just comic) is the socialists’ secret weapon…sort of how, in the Monty Python sketch, the Brits in WWII had the funniest joke in the world translated into German and air-dropped to the Nazis, who while reading it would laugh themselves to incapacitation or death, because it was so funny.

  29. #29
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:27 pm, d1carter said:

    We’re in such good hands, I’m serious, guys, I’m serious, really, I’m serious.

  30. #30
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:33 pm, Gorebot said:

    We should have kept Saddam alive. We could use him now.

    /sarc off

  31. #31
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:34 pm, walterc said:

    drivingjack said:

    And the people of Delaware have been re-electing him since 1970 what?

    Hey walterc #19 – the people of Massachusetts keep re-electing Barney Fife and Teddy. Nobody said that smart people vote.

    I understand that the people of Delaware don’t hold the patent on stupid voting. I was living in Utah when Orrin Hatch’s first senate campaign slogan was “three terms is long enough in the Senate”. I think he’s on his fifth or sixth term now.

  32. #32
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:37 pm, walterc said:

    Oh man, now Rush is playing BO talking about “Comprehensive Immigration Reform” again.

    In the words of my 8 yo grandaughter “it just keeps gettin gooder and gooder” (that public education is sure paying off).

  33. #33
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:38 pm, Regulus said:

    You think I’m kidding? This is the only part the president was right about: Don’t mess with Joe, because I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

    The reason why Hope-a-Dope really doesn’t need Secret Service protection is because the apocalyptic phrase “President Joe Biden” should be sufficient to deter any sane would-be assassin.

    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:17 pm, Gorebot said:

    Geesuus, in retrospect, Jimminy Carter is starting to look pretty good.

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Calling Hope-a-Dope “Jimmy Carter in blackface” is an insult — to Jimmy Carter.

    “Seriously,” as Joe would say. Ol’ Jimmy’s gotta have his big, toothy grin back on these days, because before he dies he at least gets the satisfaction of knowing that when it comes to failed presidencies he’s at least got one guy beat.

  34. #34
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:43 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Seriously? No, really, Seriously?

    What is he, a 14 year old girl?

    Okkkaayyyy, Skipper!!!

  35. #35
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:45 pm, corona said:

    My favorite factoid about the skate park:
    It won’t require staffing.
    Way to stimulate job growth, Pawtucket!

  36. #36
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:48 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    This summer is the 40th anniversary of the moonlanding, Woodstock, and Chappaquiddick.

    And much will be said and printed about the first two, especially Woodstock, probably. However, nothing noteworthy happened at Chappaquiddick…(yawn).

  37. #37
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:51 pm, battleaxe said:

    Biden: “Stop! or I’ll say ‘stop’ again.”

  38. #38
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:56 pm, madshark said:

    Many years ago I picked up a discounted paperback book called No Bozos, and it had a picture of Bozo the Clown with a slash through it. It was a somewhat humorous book whose main point is that everyone at some point in their life will do something bozoic, while there are individuals who by their very nature are bozos all the time.

    Personally, I think that Joe Biden is a disservice to Bozos everywhere.

  39. #39
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:57 pm, dddave said:

    He’s “SERIOUS” as he reaches for the bullet in his shirt pocket!!!

  40. #40
    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm, California Red said:

    “This is the only part the president was right about”

    Is he saying Barack is wrong about everything?

  41. #41
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:04 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Thank you democraps for electing these Bozos. Thank you GOP for not even putting up a good fight.

    Sheesh! Not only did the GOP NOT put up a good fight (except for Palin, personally). The GOP did everything it could to trip and fall over itself, including damaging its own VP candidate, to ensure TEH ONE would be elected.

  42. #42
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, HeatherRadish said:

    Biden urged them not to use it for things like swimming pools, tennis courts, or golf courses.

    Obviously he didn’t read the text of the bill…but I’m reserving the bulk of my scorn for the people who wrote, passed, and signed it without reading it.

  43. #43
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, Laree said:

    Barack Obama’s Teleprompter has a Blog

    http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

  44. #44
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:08 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    No buddy messes with Joe

    BHO

    ——–

    Joe does it all on his own ;)

  45. #45
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:14 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    Someone lock Biden away. He’s an embarrassment.

    Is it possible he’s suffering from Alzheimer’s. Seriously. The man doesn’t seem “right”.

  46. #46
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:16 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    May I say, thanks stoopid voters. No really, I mean it – thanks. Don’t make me come and thank you personally. Seriously – thanks.

    :head explodes:

    .oO(wish there was an emoticon for that)

  47. #47
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:18 pm, granite said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, Laree said:

    Barack Obama’s Teleprompter has a Blog

    http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

    Some good yuks!
    Thank you for the tip.

  48. #48
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:18 pm, shooter said:

    Veep Barney Fife and the RAT Bored (not board) are on their way to save the day?
    A little D-Con could go a long way.

    D-Con…hmmmmm, I might be on to something.
    The poison in congress? D CON.

  49. #49
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:18 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On a serious note (sure) does anybody else see that pic of Bidet and think he is trying a 1 cheek squeak?

    .oO(wish there was an emoticon for that too)

  50. #50
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:18 pm, sbw999 said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:10 pm, mchristian said:
    “The next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin’ skulls!”

    LOL. Ahhh, “The Breakfast Club.” Smoke up, Joey!!!

  51. #51
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:28 pm, pianoman said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:56 pm, madshark said:

    Many years ago I picked up a discounted paperback book called No Bozos, and it had a picture of Bozo the Clown with a slash through it. It was a somewhat humorous book whose main point is that everyone at some point in their life will do something bozoic, while there are individuals who by their very nature are bozos all the time.

    Personally, I think that Joe Biden is a disservice to Bozos everywhere.

    They’re all Bozos.

    “We Bozos have a saying…when you put on the nose, it grows!”

  52. #52
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:29 pm, emjem24 said:

    Joe Biden is just another clueless, self-absorbed politician who thinks any of us give a damn about what he has to say. I don’t see what Delaware sees in him except I guess the abundant amounts of pork he shovels their way.

  53. #53
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:29 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Joe Biden is another of what we used to refer to in Naval Academy slang as a “negat”. That is someone with a negative personality. The best description of which is; someone who, when they walk into a room, it feels like somebody just walked out.

  54. #54
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:30 pm, Dave Turson said:

    at 12:56 pm, madshark said:
    …Personally, I think that Joe Biden is a disservice to Bozos everywhere.

    More Bozo news: Bozo the Clown creator died last week. He also brought the Beatles to America.

  55. #55
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:30 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    pianoman, Don’t touch that dwarf, hand me the pliers!

  56. #56
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    To the moon, Alice! To the moooooooon!

  57. #57
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, cheapseat said:

    yes, and the consensus among the beltway elite from both parties was biden was smart and competent, and sarah was pretty and pretty stupid. has snl done a skit yet where the sarah twin says “see, i told you i was smarter than either one of those dipsh!ts” i wonder why not?

  58. #58
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:44 pm, granite said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:29 pm, J S Ragman said:

    …someone who, when they walk into a room, it feels like somebody just walked out.

    Yep.
    Sad to say, but there are more than a few people like that.
    Their walking into a room lowers the happiness quotient, sort of like “subtraction by addition”, to turn the phrase around a bit.

  59. #59
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:44 pm, cheapseat said:

    i’m serious! absolutely serious!

  60. #60
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:44 pm, Jvette said:

    Biden is seriously deranged. Seriously, I am serious, he’s deranged.

  61. #61
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:46 pm, almiller said:

    I guess that digging holes, pouring cement and the like are not real jobs that need a stimulus. Perhaps it is better that all the stimulus money go into Acorn get out the votes and queer the census activities.

  62. #62
    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:53 pm, CrazyFool said:

    And of course according to Slow Joe.

    Anything not toeing the party line is ‘stupid’ while things like a $2B payback for Acorn is perfectly ok…..

    Bozo is right.

  63. #63
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:13 pm, Republican (By Default) said:

    He’s a clown all right. But how about calling him “JoBo” or “Jozo”. Bozo was funny. JoBo is serious. Seriously, he’s serious. He’s not kidding.

  64. #64
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:19 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    My Bad, I meant ” Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers( had to dig out my Firesign album collection….. doh!)

  65. #65
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:19 pm, prendad said:

    Why does this guy remind me of a used car salesman?
    (Apologies to all used car salesmen)

  66. #66
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:21 pm, flaming_o said:

    So, when do Biden and his fellow Socialists come after us for how we spend our non-stimulus, non-bailout paychecks?

  67. #67
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:32 pm, right_on said:

    The character from “In Living Color,” Homey D. Clown had more credibility and common sense than does this Bozo.

  68. #68
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:40 pm, Uplander said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 1:14 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    Someone lock Biden away. He’s an embarrassment.

    Is it possible he’s suffering from Alzheimer’s. Seriously. The man doesn’t seem “right”.

    If you look up his med history you’ll see he has had (2) Brain Aneurysms, 1 was the leaky kind.

    Check it out.

    NYT even.

  69. #69
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:44 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Obama has no need for the Secret Service inside the U.S. His choice of Biden ensures no one will ever want to hurt Obama.

    Despite everything Obama does, everytime Biden opens his mouth you have this overwhelming desire to protect the President at all costs.

  70. #70
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm, LOBOMAN said:

    The only thing serious about him is that he is a serious idiot!

    I used to think algore was the king of stupid, JB is overtaking him.

  71. #71
    On March 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    We are being lorded over by the biggest bunch of nit-wits and dummkopfs to ever take power over a country in human history. The Bush (ether one) administration looks brilliant compared to these boobs.

  72. #72
    On March 19th, 2009 at 3:08 pm, tpitman said:

    You think I’m kidding? This is the only part the president was right about: Don’t mess with Joe, because I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

    “I’m serious, I’m really, really serious. I can’t tell you what a stupid thing is, but I’ll know it when I see it! And if you spend that money on something stupid, when I see it, you can be sure of one damned thing: I’ll know it!

  73. #73
    On March 19th, 2009 at 3:30 pm, wighttrasch said:

    NYT even

    Uplander: was that with the Snagglepuss inflection?

    Exit; stage right…

  74. #74
    On March 19th, 2009 at 4:00 pm, granite said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 3:30 pm, wighttrasch said:

    NYT even

    Uplander: was that with the Snagglepuss inflection?

    Exit; stage right…

    Heavens to Murgatroyd!

  75. #75
    On March 19th, 2009 at 4:13 pm, RetFireman said:

    Because of the rules, the president and I can’t stop you from doing some things, but I’ll show up in your city and say, “This was a stupid idea.”

    That’s right Joe…you stand up on that stage, point right to yourself…maybe even hold up a picture of your boss…and say to the whole world, “This was a stupid idea”. I could never agree more, electing the two of you could not possibly have been any more of a bad idea if they gathered a dozen MIT graduates and had them figure out what the worst idea in the world could possibly be. As we all know, they would no doubt agree that the two of you was a really, really bad idea.

  76. #76
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm, wighttrasch said:

    granite–I know I’m showing my age, but at least I didn’t go on about Krazy Kat…

    oops.

  77. #77
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:13 pm, prendad said:

    SUFFERIN’ SUCCOTASH!!

  78. #78
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:17 pm, corona said:

    Written comedy:
    Yes, D’ohbama gave Prime Minister Brown unplayable DVDs.

  79. #79
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, lgm said:

    Whatever your feelings about Biden’s light-hearted comment, it’s way better than Bush/Cheney: “Do whatever the #@!* you want with the money cause we don’t give a #@!?%.”

    If you’re a conservative and think government is dysfunctional, the way to prove it is to elect Republicans. They’ll give you dysfunctional government.

  80. #80
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:38 pm, CWinNY said:

    lgm,

    Even on their worst days, Bush/Cheney were far more competent than Obama/Biden. Even someone as brain dead as a liberal might figure that out by the time these two imbeciles are done. Disagree with their policies, mock Bush’s mangling of the English language, you have to admit they at least had competence in their administration.

  81. #81
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:39 pm, sonofdy said:

    LGM:

    Thats exactly what the DNC said as well. Repeat after me:

    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress

    Get it yet???

  82. #82
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:40 pm, sonofdy said:

    mock Bush’s mangling of the English language

    Barney Franks anyone???

  83. #83
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:40 pm, Marie said:

    How do I email the Latitude and Longitude coordinance to Washington DC, San Francisco, Hollywood, to the guys that are going to bomb the $hit out of USA?

  84. #84
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:47 pm, Uplander said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:17 pm, corona said:

    Written comedy:
    Yes, D’ohbama gave Prime Minister Brown unplayable DVDs.

    This is just TOO CLASSIC; President ’0′ Gave The Brit PM DVD Box set of classic American Movies on Region 1 DVDs that don’t play on Brit or European DVD players, they are Region 2.
    O Bozo should have just slipped him a ‘Whoopee Cushion’.

  85. #85
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:51 pm, wighttrasch said:

    oooooooo, I love whoopee cushions.

  86. #86
    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:59 pm, swmntman said:

    …if only these guys were in charge on 9-11! This country would… ummm, ahhh, errr — be minus a few major cities, facing east 5 times a day, and have a thriving burka catalog company. But Biden is serious, absolutely serious.

    Dipsticks — we elected a pair of dipsticks!

  87. #87
    On March 19th, 2009 at 6:03 pm, Laree said:

    Wikipedia has Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog entry slated for deletion. WHY it is a real blog. It has over 1,500 followers on twitter, that’s right The President’s teleprompter is twittering:) That’s more the Joe Biden’s teleprompter.

    http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/03/all-hailtotus.html

    More about Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog…..here

    http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-am-baracks-brain.html

  88. #88
    On March 19th, 2009 at 6:15 pm, BOB said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:59 pm, swmntman said:
    …if only these guys were in charge on 9-11! This country would… ummm, ahhh, errr — be minus a few major cities, facing east 5 times a day, and have a thriving burka catalog company. But Biden is serious, absolutely serious.

    Dipsticks — we elected a pair of dipsticks!

    When Tonto and the Lone Ranger were about to be attacked by hundreds of renegade, angry Indian warriors, the long Ranger looked at Tonto and said, “Tonto, it looks we in heap big trouble”……to which Tonto replied, “what do you mean “we” white man?

  89. #89
    On March 19th, 2009 at 6:21 pm, swmntman said:

    Bob said: “what do you mean “we” white man?

    Yeah, ok – the collective “we”. Which reminds me, have the republicans fixed the primary problem that allowed the media/democrats to pick their candidate? It seems to me that now is the time to plug that hole.

  90. #90
    On March 19th, 2009 at 6:47 pm, BOB said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 6:21 pm, swmntman said:

    Bob said: “what do you mean “we” white man?

    Yeah, ok – the collective “we”. Which reminds me, have the republicans fixed the primary problem that allowed the media/democrats to pick their candidate? It seems to me that now is the time to plug that hole.

    Thanks for the chance for me to use the Lone Ranger thing.

    You’re right about plugging the “Dems select the Repub candidate” hole…but I kinda doubt it will happen. The Dems will probably just Steele another election

  91. #91
    On March 19th, 2009 at 7:51 pm, prendad said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, lgm said:
    Whatever your feelings about Biden’s light-hearted comment, it’s way better than Bush/Cheney: “Do whatever the #@!* you want with the money cause we don’t give a #@!?%.”
    If you’re a conservative and think government is dysfunctional, the way to prove it is to elect Republicans. They’ll give you dysfunctional government.

    Biden’s comment wasn’t light-hearted, it was light-headed.

    Dysfunctional government? I guess you were asleep when Reagan neutralized the USSR’s military machine and won the cold war. Or maybe you are too young to remember that.

  92. #92
    On March 19th, 2009 at 7:53 pm, torabora said:

    he’s not funny

  93. #93
    On March 19th, 2009 at 8:12 pm, Marie said:

    Biden is just a pus filled pimple on the big carbuncle called democrat!

  94. #94
    On March 19th, 2009 at 8:19 pm, jbh45 said:

    Bad boyz bad boyz, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Biden comes after you…

    Oh, I’m shaking….

  95. #95
    On March 19th, 2009 at 8:19 pm, tamarah180 said:

    On March 19th, 2009 at 12:34 pm, walterc said:
    drivingjack said:

    And the people of Delaware have been re-electing him since 1970 what?

    Hey walterc #19 – the people of Massachusetts keep re-electing Barney Fife and Teddy. Nobody said that smart people vote.
    I understand that the people of Delaware don’t hold the patent on stupid voting. I was living in Utah when Orrin Hatch’s first senate campaign slogan was “three terms is long enough in the Senate”. I think he’s on his fifth or sixth term now.

    PSRK (People’s Socialist Republic of Kalifornia)has y’all beat so far y’all will NEVER catch up:
    Governator Ah-nold
    “Tax-’em-til-they-STFU” Shwartzer-ater

    Nazi Nan “Queen-of-Pork” Pelosi
    Barbara “Write-and-Pass-Laws-that-Benefit-her-Husband’s-Business” Boxer
    Diane “BO-is-constitutionally-qualified-to-be-POTUS” Feinstein (supposedly chaired vetting committee for POTUS)
    Lois Capps (Representative who thinks Operation Cast Lead was a “war crime” for which the Israeli Gov’t should stand trial.

    If my fiance wasn’t so cute and adorable, I’d still be in the great Socialist State of Colorado freezing off my patooty. I am so blessed – no joke. I get to sit this out in the garden and watch plants grow. And take care of my Honey. And make stuff to send to the Seven Dwarfs (my grandkids).

    Further OT – got the strawberries and tomatoes planted yesterday and cleaned up another patch for the lettuce and spinach patch. Just like Queen MO. Except I’m actually doing the work…

    :-)

  96. #96
    On March 19th, 2009 at 8:52 pm, undresiege said:

    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress
    The DEMOCRATS controled congress

    Get it yet???

    It cracks me up how you try to act like 2000-2006 didn’t exist. Were you in a coma?

  97. #97
    On March 19th, 2009 at 8:55 pm, simcoe said:

    Ok, watch out, Pawtucket, RI. Alert the Sheriff! You are spending $500,000 in stimulus funding on a skate park, tennis courts, and basketball courts.

    Half a million in stimulus? Stimulus? How’s that gonna work, exactly? Skate, tennis, basketball.

    That’ll put all of a half dozen men to work—at minimum wage. Four of those will be illegal border jumpers so they won’t make quite minimum wage, and the others two will be keeping the shovels from falling over most of the day.

    Where will the other quarter million-plus be going, I wonder?

    Great stimulus!!

  98. #98
    On March 19th, 2009 at 9:14 pm, JusDreamin said:

    Flyoverman said:
    Obama has no need for the Secret Service inside the U.S. His choice of Biden ensures no one will ever want to hurt Obama.

    Despite everything Obama does, everytime Biden opens his mouth you have this overwhelming desire to protect the President at all costs.

    No kidding Flyover. And god forbid, if anything should happen to dear leader, Joe would get the same protection. Just think of number 3 in line. Damn, now I need drink. Or 5.

  99. #99
    On March 19th, 2009 at 9:28 pm, tbear44 said:

    Biden, holy cow what a bonehead.

  100. #100
    On March 19th, 2009 at 9:38 pm, Ron said:

    When you see how inept this administration is, you have to be awfully humble that we couldn’t beat these idiots. Biden is a joke. Quayle was a genius compared to Joe.

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