Snippy Time with Robert Gibbs

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 23, 2009 03:32 PM

Just finished watching the daily White House press briefing with Robert Gibbs. Alas, the media drool buckets aren’t as full as they once were.

Gibbs pouted that he was “all Russia’ed out” after fielding several questions on the subject.

He boasted that “a million doors were knocked on” by the Obama-bots attempting to manufacture grass-roots support for the Obama budget.

And, most notably, he managed to irk one of the Obamedia’s biggest cheerleaders, journalist April Ryan, who asked a few questions about America’s reliance on foreign governments buying up our debt and whether there would be any “news” coming out of tomorrow’s presidential press conference.

When Gibbs tried to snark his way out of one of her questions, Ryan retorted: “Stop being flip!”

When he chuckled through her follow ups, she complained: “I’m serious.”

Too bad they weren’t more serious before Obama took office.

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  1. #1
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm, Batman said:

    Heckuva job, Bobby!

  2. #2
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:38 pm, chapoutier said:

    I generally like Gibbs, but he does have a bad habit of being too glib. That is fine when you are a guest on Morning Joe. not so much in a White House press briefing.

  3. #3
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Hmmm.. a press secretary tiring of answering questions from the press..

    That’s about as comical as someone going into customer service who claims they’re ‘not a people person’….

  4. #4
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm, chapoutier said:

    Wait a minute…

    Gibbs + glib = “Glibbs”. I think that is a nice nickname.

  5. #5
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm, ThunderHawkk said:

    Could you please x-plain why you “generally” like Gibbs? I would love to know why.

  6. #6
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm, bayou22 said:

    Just keeping in line with the rest of the arrogance coming out of DC these days. We are now being ruled, after all. (Why didn’t they just get Scott McClellan?)

  7. #7
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:42 pm, cheapseat said:

    if bobby is this snippy during the honeymoon, wait until fall when people’s 401k plans are not showing that famed obama bounce.

  8. #8
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm, rjbjrirish said:

    There hasn’t been, nor will there be for a long time, a press secretary like Tony Snow, RIP.

  9. #9
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:44 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Perhaps he needs a “self-aware” teleprompter….

    Sorry, still enjoying the other thread.

    Chap, the nickname “Glibbs” sings. Clever, indeed.

  10. #10
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:44 pm, happyscrapper said:

    We have immature, juvenile thinking and acting in the WH, starting with the President and right on down to the press secretary. A bunch of junior high bozos. Giggling at the economy on 60 minutes, calling it “gallows humor” and causing the interviewer to ask Obama if he is “punch drunk”. Treating serious press questions with flippancy and disrespect. We are seeing what we all predicted we would see if Obama was elected. Now, maybe the media and the idiots who voted for him will see it also. I have a feeling Baghdad Bob Gibbs will be under the bus very soon…that is, if Obami is paying any attention to any of it. It is possible he is too busy campaigning and doing his activist thing to really care what is happening at the White House.

  11. #11
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:44 pm, chapoutier said:

    I liked Gibbs as Obama’s spokesperson during his campaign. I thought he managed to be incisive, forceful advocate, while maintaining a jovial attitude, which I can imagine would be difficult after almost 2 years on the trail.

    I hae not seen any of his briefers.

  12. #12
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm, almiller said:

    Gibbs to press: You sold your souls and we’re not buying any more.

  13. #13
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm, chapoutier said:

    Chap, the nickname “Glibbs” sings. Clever, indeed.

    Alas, a quick googling shows I am not the first to coin the name.

    Figured I’d get that out before anyone out there went Schlussel on me.

  14. #14
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm, love2rumba said:

    I liked Gibbs as Obama’s spokesperson during his campaign. I thought he managed to be incisive, forceful advocate, while maintaining a jovial attitude, which I can imagine would be difficult after almost 2 years on the trail.

    Well then, Chapoutier, why don’t you invite him to your next house party?

    (But then in 6 months or so from today it may be just you and Gibbs taking dibbs on those ribs!)

  15. #15
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:50 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    Yeah, Team Obama isn’t too keen on this whole “actually have to do some work” thing.

    I guess they had hoped he was going to start campaigning for his next job once he got into office. Ya know, just like he’s done once he got into every other job he’s every had.

    I find it to be someone satisfying that the press is asking questions and not taking all of the Non-answers as answers. Gibbs must find this quite bothersome.

    ——–Team Obama ———

    A nice brochure….. but not much of a product.

  16. #16
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    somewhat satisfying…

    argh….

  17. #17
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Gibbs is probably one of the worst in recent history.

  18. #18
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:54 pm, J S Ragman said:

    He boasted that “a million doors were knocked on” by the Obama-bots attempting to manufacture grass-roots support for the Obama budget.

    So that’s what that guy was doing at the port-a-potty lot.

  19. #19
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm, CWinNY said:

    Not to hijack this thread, but does it rub anyone else the wrong way when Obama referred to his laughing about economic conditions on 60 minutes as gallows humor? My understanding of gallows humor is the guy about to be hanged making jokes (ala Steve McQueen as Tom Horn in the movie of the same name)not the hangman or an observer laughing at the victim.

  20. #20
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:59 pm, d1carter said:

    Gibbs and BO doing the same stuff? “Punch Drunk”?

  21. #21
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:59 pm, FruNobulux said:

    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm, CWinNY said:

    Maybe he’s being prophetic. Is it racist to say that?

    Never liked Gibbs. He has that smug affect of a twit who’s secretly insecure about his manhood, or the size thereof, which I know doesn’t narrow the field much when referring to liberals. He probably got beaten up in high school quite a lot.

  22. #22
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm, 24Klady said:

    Gibbs is a snitty little wanna-be and cannot claim the same rarified airspace as our departed Tony Snow. Dana Perino was a class act as well. They should charge Gibbs extra carbon credits just for being a jerk.

    If you’re the only one laughing, it wasn’t funny.

  23. #23
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:02 pm, ThunderHawkk said:

    Well, that’s an interesting reason to approve of someone. I sure don’t see it. I don’t think he’s any good at all. He does a lousy job of answering questions and a lousy job of defending the One Idiot’s positions…

    Different universes….

  24. #24
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    Alas, the media drool buckets aren’t as full as they once were.

    Time to reissue White House press passes.

  25. #25
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    CWinNY said:

    Not to hijack this thread, but does it rub anyone else the wrong way when Obama referred to his laughing about economic conditions on 60 minutes as gallows humor?

    I thought it was stupid to be laughing and not taking the subject seriously. And then to refer to it as “gallows humor” just solidifies the idea that this man can’t possibly inspire confidence. Any President with heart would be constantly reminding us that we’ve seen worse and will tackle this challenge and beat it. Period.

    Not him though.

    Could any of you guys in the military envision being led (or sent) into battle by Obama? I can’t imagine I’d feel prepared knowing that he was in charge.

    The only people seemingly fired up by him are the people who are expecting hand-outs.

  26. #26
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm, KVal57 said:

    I’ve finally realized who Gibbs reminds me of: A chubby Howdy Doody, minus the charm, charisma, intelligence, grace and
    personality.

  27. #27
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm, long_haired_conservative said:

    This is irrelevant in this thread, but I just wanted to report that I have started reading Atlas Shrugged for the first time over the weekend. Its length is daunting, but it has held my interest from the first page. Made it through 5 chapters.

    One of these days I will be up-to-speed on the John Galt thing.

  28. #28
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    Too bad they weren’t more serious before Obama took office.

    Is there a requisite amount of time before we can say “I Told You So” without being countered by

    “Give him a chance” or “But he’s clean and he talks really good”

    He boasted that “a million doors were knocked on” by the Obama-bots

    Now is that the same “Million” that was used in ‘The Million Man March’?

    Were these so-referenced doors, home doors? Apartment doors? Business doors? Barn doors? Doors to Obamas heart? Did anyone actually open these doors for the million to count?

    And who was tracking all of these doors anyway? I want a recount.

  29. #29
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:08 pm, James Felix said:

    Not to hijack this thread, but does it rub anyone else the wrong way when Obama referred to his laughing about economic conditions on 60 minutes as gallows humor? My understanding of gallows humor is the guy about to be hanged making jokes (ala Steve McQueen as Tom Horn in the movie of the same name)not the hangman or an observer laughing at the victim.

    You’re not wrong, and it bugs me too. True “gallows humor” is when humor is found in a situation by the people actually affected by it. Obama and his family are completely insulated from any economic downturns. For him to laugh at the economy isn’t gallow’s humor, it’s just a shallow jerk who’s in over his head laughing at the suffering of others.

  30. #30
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm, letget said:

    Gibbs and bho better be careful, if they get the press against them they might not like it. A great number of American’s are fed up with what is going on in DC and we are doing our dead level best to stop it and be heard—tea parties.
    L

  31. #31
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm, deedledee said:

    This reminds me…I have been wondering if the press will finally get some b*lls and ask Bambi some hard questions during Idol Interruptus tomorrow.

    After February’s presser, Charlie Gibson said that Obama answered “each question almost as a teaching moment with long and expansive answers.” Hopefully, this time a Sam Donaldson or Dan Rather wanna-be will get down and dirty and interrupt him with hard questions and not let him get away with his double-speak. What happened to the days when the press were out to compete with each other by asking questions that were news breakers that would hold politicians accountable? When will more Jake Tappers, Chip Reids, etc. decide the integrity of their careers are more important than seeing that Obama succeeds as the other leg-tinglers want? I’m not holding my breath, but I hope we see the tide change tomorrow.

  32. #32
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm, John Deaux said:

    He boasted that “a million doors were knocked on” by the Obama-bots attempting to manufacture grass-roots support for the Obama budget.

    I think I saw one of their guys this weekend. I just thought he was doing some comparison shopping at Lowe’s.

  33. #33
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm, ThatSamIAm said:

    Elitists are flip by nature. They believe all the “little” people should just shut up and do what they are told. Socialist liberal democrats being flip is their response in every situation and to every question.

    I have to wonder if April Ryan is more, less, or just as serious and Joe Gaffe Biden.

  34. #34
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Re: Thread detour

    I wonder – if a conservative had made the ‘gallows humor’ comment – would they be branded as racists for conjuring up the image of lynching?

    Just sayin…. :roll:

  35. #35
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    You just know that Bobby Glibbs (kewl nickname by the way) just wants to thumb his nose at the press and say “We won! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! So STFU!

  36. #36
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm, chapoutier said:

    Obama and his family are completely insulated from any economic downturns.

    You think the President of the United States, whose political future rests on the performance of the economy over the next 3 1/2 years is “completely insulated”?

    And in any case, he wasn’t laughing at the economy. He laughed after this comment:

    “I just want to say that the only thing less popular than putting money into banks is putting money into the auto industry,”

    It was referencing the effect on him of the unpopularity of some of the decisions he has had to make.

  37. #37
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm, et said:

    They could always try throwing shoes.

  38. #38
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm, docflash said:

    NJ-Aviator said: Could any of you guys in the military envision being led (or sent) into battle by Obama?

    He would be one of those leaders that becomes fragable.And wouldn’t be missed.

  39. #39
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm, tarpon said:

    Media is abandoning ship, slowly. Not to make waves.

  40. #40
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:22 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    You think the President of the United States, whose political future rests on the performance of the economy over the next 3 1/2 years is “completely insulated”?

    Yep. Because no matter what he does, how the country ends up, he’ll still have:

    a. tons of speaking engagements racking in millions of dollars a-la-Clinton

    b. lots of book deals

    c. TV appearances (paid)

    He’ll be a bigger millionaire than he was at the beginning of his “presidency”/

  41. #41
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:26 pm, Socky said:

    And in any case, he wasn’t laughing at the economy. He laughed after this comment:

    “I just want to say that the only thing less popular than putting money into banks is putting money into the auto industry,”

    Gee, you’re right. That is hilarious. I mean, like, Dane Cook hilarious. Obama’s smug, self-satisfied giggling was completely justified by that comic masterpiece.

  42. #42
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:26 pm, Misscheryl said:

    It is just so tough being Obama’s press secretary dealing with all those pesky obnoxious reporters. On his last nerve I tell ya!

  43. #43
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:28 pm, wighttrasch said:

    flyoverman–Get down John Connor!!!!!!!!!

  44. #44
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:35 pm, Khyris said:

    @ long_haired_conservative #27

    Yeah, re-reading it myself at the moment when I have spare time. It’s particularly amusing how spot-on the double-think by some of the “socially enlightened” characters are in reference to modern analogy.

  45. #45
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:35 pm, JT said:

    I just call Bobby… Gump. He’s just about as eloquent as good ol’ Forrest.

    The Obama administration is like a box of chocolates. And they all taste like sh*t.

  46. #46
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:37 pm, Fat Jolly Penguin said:

    Too bad they weren’t more serious before Obama took office.

    That really says it all. The MSM didn’t do their job and look what we’re stuck with: children running the country.

  47. #47
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm, undresiege said:

    #36. Exactly.

    Yep. Because no matter what he does, how the country ends up, he’ll still have:

    a. tons of speaking engagements racking in millions of dollars a-la-Clinton

    b. lots of book deals

    c. TV appearances (paid)

    He’ll be a bigger millionaire than he was at the beginning of his “presidency”/

    That’s all wrong. If nothing else, the man has a very large ego and cares about his legacy. He has a desire for greatness, and that’s why he keeps comparing himself to “greats” of the past. Obama has a very strong interest in how this presidency turns out, and he knows he will be judged on how he deals with this crisis. Gallows humor is the appropriate term, because dude has a noose around his neck, his name, his legacy.

  48. #48
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm, Fat Jolly Penguin said:

    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm, long_haired_conservative said:

    FWIW, I highly recommend it. I’ve read that Ayn Rand wrote the book to keep it from becoming prophetic — and that she may have failed.

  49. #49
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:42 pm, flaming_o said:

    Maybe the Obama administration doesn’t know (or care) how to be “People” people. And maybe Mr. Gibbs has no interest in hiding his disinterest (or ignorance).

  50. #50
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm, undresiege said:

    Gibbs doesn’t seem to have the personality for this type of gig, and he’ll probably be out by 2010. The guy does have a sac, and will be a talking head on radio and the tube. After the way he called out Sean Hannity, to his face, for putting a noted anti-semite on his show just to bash Obama, Gibbs will never have to buy a drink again. It’s easily one of the top ten greatest things on youtube.

  51. #51
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    undresiege said:

    #36. Exactly.

    That’s all wrong. If nothing else, the man has a very large ego and cares about his legacy.

    But you miss one detail there. What he defines as success. That would be to destroy the capitalist nature of this country and “spread the wealth around”. To bend his knee at the throne of dictators to show our willingness to like them and be liked. And to remove religion from every fabric of life in the US.

    That is what he considers success.

    Quite a bit different than most Americans might think.

  52. #52
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm, James Felix said:

    You think the President of the United States, whose political future rests on the performance of the economy over the next 3 1/2 years is “completely insulated”?

    Yes, I do.

    Barak Obama never has to worry about money again. Ever. It is inconceivable that he will ever have to sweat out a paycheck or choose between paying the mortgage or paying the electric bill. The economic realites that the other 300 million of us deal with will never touch him again, whether or not he gets re-elected.

  53. #53
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm, undresiege said:

    But you miss one detail there. What he defines as success. That would be to destroy the capitalist nature of this country and “spread the wealth around”. To bend his knee at the throne of dictators to show our willingness to like them and be liked. And to remove religion from every fabric of life in the US.

    That is what he considers success.

    Quite a bit different than most Americans might think.

    I understand your point on ideological grounds based on your politics. However, HIS gallows humor comes from HIS perspective, which is why I think JF and BAL have it wrong about HIS stake in this deal.

  54. #54
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm, chapoutier said:

    Yes, I do.

    Barak Obama never has to worry about money again. Ever. It is inconceivable that he will ever have to sweat out a paycheck or choose between paying the mortgage or paying the electric bill. The economic realites that the other 300 million of us deal with will never touch him again, whether or not he gets re-elected.

    So only poor people have the right to care about and/or have a stake in the economy?

  55. #55
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    undresiege said:

    I understand your point on ideological grounds based on your politics. However, HIS gallows humor comes from HIS perspective, which is why I think JF and BAL have it wrong about HIS stake in this deal.

    So what you seem to be saying is while he is being interviewed about some serious issues Americans are facing, he’s more concerned about how his legacy pans out?

    If that’s true, then he has Narcissus beat by a mile. And it’s equally sickening as any other point made here.

  56. #56
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:57 pm, chapoutier said:

    So what you seem to be saying is while he is being interviewed about some serious issues Americans are facing, he’s more concerned about how his legacy pans out?

    How do you figure a little laugh means you are more concerned abotu one thing than another?

    Whatever. Mountain, meet molehill.

  57. #57
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm, James Felix said:

    So only poor people have the right to care about and/or have a stake in the economy?

    I said nothing of the sort. Of course he’s allowed to care about the economy. He’s supposed to care about the economy. My only point was that to laugh about the plummeting economy while you personally are set for life isn’t gallows humor, it’s being a jerk.

    If you want to take issue with my understanding of what constitutes gallows humor, fine. Don’t try putting words in my mouth (or on my screen, as the case may be).

  58. #58
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm, lottadawg said:

    I’m glad you found this Chap, cause Glibbs works for me. I do think also he is a lot like the “What Me Worry” guy from MAD Magazine. He know he cannot defend many of Obama’s actions and he is very good at quiping something to brush it off, redirect, or just stand there and say, Uhhhh Uhhhh. I think saying Uhhh is probably highly contagious. Got it from President Campaign Forever.

  59. #59
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    We’re talking about the use of the phrase “gallows humor” and what he meant by it. Was it HIS neck or the neck of American’s in the noose.

    Underseige seems to think Obama’s use of the phrase is a reference to his own legacy. My point is that it’s pretty remarkable that would be his concern. Whether it is or not, we may never know.

  60. #60
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:05 pm, chapoutier said:

    My only point was that to laugh about the plummeting economy while you personally are set for life isn’t gallows humor, it’s being a jerk.

    A. The classic example of gallows humor is doctors’ sometimes morbid sense of humor. Far as I know, doctors most of the time end up alive at the end of their shift, unlike some of the patients they joke about. Doesn’t mean they like death, doesn’t mean they aren’t affected by the deaths. It is a coping mechanism for dealing with very stressful situations.

    B. I contend he wasn’t joking about the state of the economy. The actual quote bears that out. So Point A is moot.

  61. #61
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Obama may compare himself to the likes of Lincoln or JFK, unfortunately for him, he won’t ever be in the same league.

  62. #62
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm, undresiege said:

    NJ-Aviator

    So what you seem to be saying is while he is being interviewed about some serious issues Americans are facing, he’s more concerned about how his legacy pans out?

    If that’s true, then he has Narcissus beat by a mile. And it’s equally sickening as any other point made here.

    Sure. You have to have a certain degree of narcissism to try to be “leader of the free world”. So he wants to be great, and judged as great in the future? If that’s the case, that’s great for us, cause we’ll reap the benefits. Whether we’re talking about my point guard, my quarterback, my coach, my mayor, my governor, and particularly my President; I want him/her to have a very large ego and designs on achieving greatness.

    Of course the opposing political hardliners will disagree on greatness just like lefties hate Reagan’s legacy and the far right hates FDR’s. That’s just politics, but unbiased objective analyists know greatness when they can see it,or look back on it. That’s what Obama is striving for.

    Hell yes he cares about how this crisis turns out, and how his legacy turns out.

  63. #63
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm, bradley said:

    Well, uh, um, is Helen um Thomas, uh, in the room…uh..I’d like HER to uh, ask, uh, one of her, uh, bright and, uh, insightful questions…uh…hmmmadjlkdka

  64. #64
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:15 pm, INC said:

    chapoutier,

    Jake Tapper puts his transcript of his Q & A’s at the WH presser up at ABC’s Political Punch. You can read all of the ways Gibbs evades and refuses to give a straight answer. A Republican press secretary like that would have already been run out of town.

  65. #65
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:18 pm, undresiege said:

    Underseige seems to think Obama’s use of the phrase is a reference to his own legacy. My point is that it’s pretty remarkable that would be his concern. Whether it is or not, we may never know.

    Absolutely. I don’t necessarily mean he’s sitting there in front of the reporter thinking, “legacy, legacy” in a conscious way, which I sense Chap is taking issue with. But I whole heartedly think that it’s what drives him. I think “gallows humor” is the appropriate term because he has a stake in this thing. I agree with Felix that the “stake” may not be financial, but I wholly believe that that he has a “stake” due to his commitment to his legacy and achieving greatness. As I’ve stated, I’m okay with that. I’m feelin redundant, so I’m gonna split, but you get my point. Peace out.

    later

  66. #66
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:21 pm, lottadawg said:

    Gallows humor is just what it says. Something so bad you have to joke to maintain sanity.
    If Obama wants a legacy He had better pray (oops), that the historians are not educated in truth as opposed to liberlism.
    Two months in is not the time to worry about that. Look at Bill, He didn’t want one until he left office. Then the rewrites were in full left Modis.
    Obama is staying above any fight. Just letting everyone else do it. Thus we have the teleprompter. The Glibbs do it for him.

  67. #67
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:21 pm, chapoutier said:

    Jake Tapper puts his transcript of his Q & A’s at the WH presser up at ABC’s Political Punch. You can read all of the ways Gibbs evades and refuses to give a straight answer. A Republican press secretary like that would have already been run out of town.

    I think you may have missed the part here where I did not defend Gibbs.

  68. #68
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:30 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Snip snip and Gibbs is a gelding, he acts like one anyway. Clip his ears while you are at it.

    Here Mr. Gibbs, THIS is for you: “Tri-Band” Bander

    The too, sissy boy.

  69. #69
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:38 pm, INC said:

    I was replying to this comment:

    On March 23rd, 2009 at 3:44 pm, chapoutier said:

    I liked Gibbs as Obama’s spokesperson during his campaign. I thought he managed to be incisive, forceful advocate, while maintaining a jovial attitude, which I can imagine would be difficult after almost 2 years on the trail.

    I hae not seen any of his briefers.

  70. #70
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:40 pm, INC said:

    I would guess that April Ryan might have seen Obama laughing his way through discussing economic woes and was irked at more of the same from Gibbs.

    Yes, I was incensed at Obama’s laughter. CWinNY is right. Gallows humor is told by the guy who’s about to be hanged. This laughter is coming from the guy who is kicking the chair out from under the economy.

    Transcript There’s a video at Hot Air.

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    I just want to say that– the only thing less popular than putting money into banks is putting money (LAUGHS) into the auto industry. So–

    STEVE KROFT:

    18 percent are in favor.

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    (LAUGHS) That’s–

    STEVE KROFT:

    Seventy-six percent against.

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    It– it– it’s not a high number.

    STEVE KROFT:

    You’re sitting here. And you’re– you are laughing. You are laughing about some of these problems. Are people going to look at this and say, “I mean, he’s sitting there just making jokes about (LAUGHTER) money–” How do you deal with– I mean, wh– explain -

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    Well–

    STEVE KROFT:

    –the mood and your laughter.

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    Yeah, I mean, there’s got to be–

    STEVE KROFT:

    Are you punch drunk?

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    No, no. There’s gotta be a little gallows humor to (LAUGHS) get you through the day. You know, sometimes my team– talks about the fact that if– if you had said to us a year ago that– the least of my problems would be Iraq, which is still a pretty serious problem– I don’t think anybody would have believed it. But– but we’ve got a lot on our plate. And– a lot of difficult decisions that we’re going to have to make.

    His laughter was inappropriate and offensive.

  71. #71
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:44 pm, CWinNY said:

    ArizonaNeanderthal,

    I was the youngest of three boys on my Dad’s ranch. As such, I was the knifeman while my brothers held the calves down, and my Dad branded and inoculated the poor things. I had no idea ranchers have gravitated to using rubber bands rather than the old pocketknife and crimpers. But using rubber bands is a poor way of harvesting “rocky mountain oysters”.

  72. #72
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 pm, jeanie said:

    He looks like a kid that got shoved into lockers in junior high. Could be why he’s so snarky?

  73. #73
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:50 pm, NotaSlickFan said:

    There is nothing evident in the least to like about Beltway Bob. His so-called press briefings are an outright joke. The very few times any of the press have asked questions of any import he either stutters, acts like a jr. high kid or says he’ll get back to them–which he never does. Useless is the best term to describe him. Given that two of his previous jobs were with “Flip-Flop” Kerry and bigoted racist Fritz Hollings I can see why this no talent guy is working for BHO.

  74. #74
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:57 pm, NotaSlickFan said:

    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:40 pm, INC said:

    Agreed and nice job.

  75. #75
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:03 pm, tamarah180 said:

    by Lawrence of Bessarabia

    A Republican walked into a bar and asked the bartender, “Isn’t that Jesus
    over there?” When the bartender said “Yes,” the Republican sent over a
    drink. “Put it on my tab,” he said.

    A little later a Libertarian walked in. “Say,” he said, “Isn’t that
    Jesus sitting over there?” The barman said, “Yes,” so the Libertarian
    sent over a hamburger.

    Presently a Democrat showed up, noticed Jesus and sent over a plate of
    french fries.

    Jesus soon left. On his way out he stopped to talk to the Republican.
    “Thanks for the drink,” he said; “It was really good. Is there anything
    I can do for you?” “Well,” said the Republican, “I’m facing knee
    surgery…” “Don’t say another word,” said Jesus as he laid a hand on
    the man’s knee. “You are healed.”

    Jesus came to the Libertarian and said, “Thanks for the hamburger. It
    was really good. Is there anything I can do for you?” “Well,” said the
    Libertarian, “I have cataracts…” Jesus placed his fingers on the man’s
    eyes and said, “You are healed.”

    Finally, Jesus came to the Democrat. He thanked him for the fries and
    offered him any help he needed. “Don’t touch me!” shouted the Democrat,
    “I’m on Disability!!”

  76. #76
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:11 pm, INC said:

    NotaSlickFan

    Thank you.

    tamarah180

    So true!

  77. #77
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:11 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    If “rocky mountain oysters” is what you want a knife is what you use. Less bleed outs with the bands. We even have GPS locater collars and scannable ear tags–lots of changes.

  78. #78
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:17 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    While Im standing here, the news is on in the other room, but I just realized something:

    The economy is broken
    The government is broken
    Healthcare is broken
    Immigration is broken
    Foreign Policy is broken
    Everything else seems to be broken

    But we’re still the greatest country in the world.

    So why do we need to fix ANYTHING? Congress is just dorking up my vibe.

  79. #79
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    So why do we need to fix ANYTHING? Congress is just dorking up my vibe

    Only thing needing fixing is Congress itself. The more it does to fix things, the more broken the the things get.

  80. #80
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm, DougT said:

    Gibbs can’t last much longer. He doesn’t seem to be cut out for this work now that they aren’t on the campaign trail.

    I would rather listen to Al Franken read a Stuart Smalley book-on-tape during my commute than continue to sit through daily press briefings with this guy.

    Man, do I miss Dana Perino.

    We should start a pool on who will be the first sacrifice of the Obama administration. (Unvetted nominees that withdraw from consideration do NOT count.)

    My picks, in order:
    1) Gibbs
    2) Geithner (sp?)
    3) Gates (only because he’ll be the most successful cabinet member after the “historic first 100 days,” so they’ll have to dump him, right?)

  81. #81
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 7:43 pm, Trollman said:

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    I just want to say that– the only thing less popular than putting money into banks is putting money into the auto industry. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    STEVE KROFT:

    Are you punch drunk?

    PRESIDENT OBAMA:

    No man, I’m just really funny. I mean, I kill myself. Did you hear the one about the Special Olympics? There’s gotta be a little gallows humor to get you through the day. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  82. #82
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 8:03 pm, John Deaux said:

    On March 23rd, 2009 at 5:44 pm, CWinNY said:
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:11 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    You guys do realize the title of this thread is “Snippy Time”, don’t you?

  83. #83
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 8:36 pm, rightisright said:

    tamarah180, how true…humorous and truthful. thanx

  84. #84
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 9:22 pm, right_on said:

    Too bad they weren’t more serious before Obama took office.

    Hey, newsies…you get what you pay for!

    “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…”

  85. #85
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm, RandyS said:

    Hey, Gibbs, you wanna learn yourself to engage in witty, appropriate comebacks and smackdowns? Dig up some old Tony Snow press conferences, watch them, study them, learn from them. A little caveat: there’s now way you’ll ever come close to matching that level of intelligent riposte. So don’t be too disappointed at your failure to be able to emulate his virtuosity, just do the best you can. Just keep saying to yourself: “I’m no daisy, I’m no daisy…”

  86. #86
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    You guys do realize the title of this thread is “Snippy Time”, don’t you?

    and that is what I am proposing for Gibbs-calm the lad right down. CWinNY just uses another technique that’s all.

  87. #87
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    Robert Gibbs is the perfect poster child for the Obama administration – an inarticulate, babbling buffoon that can’t be taken seriously on anything.

  88. #88
    On March 24th, 2009 at 8:24 am, rightwingrocker said:

    “Stop being flip?”

    I thought I had seen everything.

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

  89. #89
    On March 24th, 2009 at 8:45 am, stillontheroad said:

    I think GLIBS should be asked about an interesting STAT: $116,000.00 per family of four is now the cost of the National Debt. Oh, I should say Tax payers also. I do believe that number is rising.

  90. #90
    On March 24th, 2009 at 8:47 am, kthomas8268 said:

    Too bad they weren’t more serious before Obama took office.

    No they were too busy reporting on a “pop culture rock star” and “feelings” were more important than facts and the news or journalism,…. oops…. wait isn’t journalism their job?

  91. #91
    On March 24th, 2009 at 8:53 am, Veretax said:

    I think they should change it from the the White House Daily Briefing, to the White House Daily Whine, cause everytime I hear Gibbs he sounds like he is whining.

  92. #92
    On March 24th, 2009 at 9:48 am, wighttrasch said:

    I actually wish they used Andrew Dice Clay for the press.
    But also because I heard him tell off Babs Striesand one time that had me on the floor.

  93. #93
    On March 24th, 2009 at 10:36 am, mike.musculus said:

    #75
    On March 23rd, 2009 at 6:03 pm, tamarah180 said:

    tamarah180:
    My wife is what is called (in a mixture of envy & awe) a “Molly Mormon” inside the LDS Culture. Indeed, after I’d stopped attending Church and had been inactive for about a decade, it was a chance meeting with her that brought me back to the Church.

    Why am I telling you this? My wife’s sense of propriety is highly keen in religious matters…

    When I read her your joke, she laughed so long and hard she couldn’t get her breath & she wet herself.

    Thanks! And well done!!

    And on her behalf & at her direction I write: Thank you! Great joke, well done!!

    OT & aside:
    Am I the only guy who has wondered *why* loss of bladder control during laughter is unique to women?

    Listening to women talk (they’re quite frank about it…) among themselves, (it seems) its happened to every woman at one point or another. Do women simply feel laughter/humor more strongly than men?

    I know certain other emotions run more strongly in women than men, and the reverse, too. But while I can see the reasons for the difference in the strength of the other emotions, I always thought laughter/humor would be similar between the sexes. What purpose would it serve to have the difference?

    Women, any insight into this?

  94. #94
    On March 24th, 2009 at 10:45 am, wighttrasch said:

    Women, any insight into this?

    Yes; women’s urethras are much shorter than mens.

    Which is why women are always lined up at the loo–they cannot hold it as long as men. And some men can hold it a loonnng time…

    Also, women can lose the strength of the muscles in that area through childbirth, age etc.

  95. #95
    On March 24th, 2009 at 10:46 am, wighttrasch said:

    oh, I would also like to ask tamarah–how is it that the Democrat recognized Jesus?

  96. #96
    On March 24th, 2009 at 11:09 am, Chard402003 said:

    Worst Press Secretary ever, worst President since Carter. It’s amazing to me that the skinny butt community organizing clown fearing teleprompter reading son of a gun would choose such a snarky weasel as a press secretary, or not.

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