Now, they tell us – Pt II: AP really catching on to Obama math!

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 27, 2009 05:54 PM

I’m going to have to make this a series. Earlier this week, I noted a belated report from the Associated Press delving into the fuzzy porkulus jobs numbers proffered by the Obama administration.

Well, it looks like the AP is really catching on to this bogus math thing. The wire service has a new analysis of the porkulus jobs numbers being challenged by the state of Massachusetts. The title?

“Estimate of Mass. stimulus jobs uncertain at best”

Naw! You don’t say!

State officials overseeing the federal economic stimulus program in Massachusetts say they have no idea how the White House came up with one key pledge—the promise to save or create 79,000 jobs in the state.

They say they’re not even sure how to measure saved jobs—and fear the jobs figure sets an unrealistic yardstick against which the success or failure of the program will be measured.

“The federal estimate of 79,000, we really don’t know what’s behind that, we just plain don’t,” Jeffrey Simon, Director of Infrastructure Investment in Massachusetts, told The Associated Press. “I’m not saying it’s not 79,000, but I just don’t have any way of knowing that,” he said.

Simon and his counterparts overseeing the distribution of stimulus funds in Massachusetts said concerns about the state jobs numbers were raised at a meeting earlier this month in Washington between state and federal leaders.

Massachusetts Undersecretary of Administration and Finance Jay Gonzalez also attended the Washington meeting and said other states complained that issuing job estimates undercut the administration’s vow of transparency because it was unclear where the estimates came from.

Gonzalez said he was asked at one point how he might come up with a jobs estimate and pointed federal officials to a state task force report, but cautioned them the estimate was very rough and came with “qualifications all over it.”

He said he was surprised when the state was presented with the estimate of 79,000.

“We have no idea where that number came from and now we’re going to be measured against it,” Gonzalez told the AP. “They haven’t even decided yet how they are going to require that we measure new and retained jobs.”

Next thing you know, they’ll discover that the porkulus was nothing more than a massive act of Generational Theft.

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  1. #1
    On March 27th, 2009 at 5:58 pm, regularguy said:

    Wow. These AP reporters are genius.

  2. #2
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:01 pm, genso said:

    Michelle,

    I like the coined phrase,”generational theft,” as well as any other that you so creatively come up with, but isn’t it about time to call this what it really is? This is the beginning of the theft of our nation….from the present generation.

  3. #3
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:02 pm, MacEamonn said:

    Does it strike anyone else as funny that the lefties in Taxachusetts are confused/unsure of numbers coming out of the lefties in Washington. I would assume the citizens of Massachusetts are already used to bending over (apearently most of them enjoy that position since re-elect the “usual suspects” over and over again!

  4. #4
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:03 pm, MacEamonn said:

    here’s the missing “they” from my last post.

  5. #5
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:04 pm, ajmontana said:

    aaaaaaaaand they’re way to late figuring out Obama is a dope.

  6. #6
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:04 pm, DesertLover said:

    It is becoming a trend at the AP to suddenly pay attention it seems …

    I’m not sure that Better Late Than Never is an accurate appraisal … yet …

    Maybe if they are still questioning all this BO-BS this time next year ??? …

    We shall see …

  7. #7
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:04 pm, walterc said:

    Where were these guys last fall, before the election? could have saved us a bit of trouble. Granted McCain wouldn’t have been much better, but better is better.

  8. #8
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:06 pm, rktkr said:
  9. #9
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:07 pm, zorro said:

    This is another illustration why the new media is killing the old msm. The Associated with Terrorist Press is slow, clumsy and biased. They will fall off the vine sooner rather than later.

    And a word on that “Generational Theft” phrase. Isn’t Juan McCain (RINO-NV) trying to claim that phrase as his own? I recall Allah pointing out that that loser must be reading “the boss” when those words first rolled off McCain’s lips.

  10. #10
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:09 pm, letget said:

    I guess these reporters will be in the new tax reform. Hope they get soaked!! Their man is a fraud.
    L

  11. #11
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:10 pm, Joy said:

    Maybe being hussein groupies is getting boring. Besides, he snubbed their big party and there’s some saying about a groupie scorned…

  12. #12
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:16 pm, cicerokid said:

    Maybe they can figger the math on their own profit-loss.

  13. #13
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:35 pm, Michelle Malkin said:

    And a word on that “Generational Theft” phrase. Isn’t Juan McCain (RINO-NV) trying to claim that phrase as his own? I recall Allah pointing out that that loser must be reading “the boss” when those words first rolled off McCain’s lips.

    Yeah. It’s ok. Imitation = sincerest form of flattery.

    ;)

  14. #14
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:36 pm, 24Klady said:

    Juan McCain = RINO Arizona
    NV has their own problems ;)

  15. #15
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:43 pm, docflash said:

    Boy,did they buy the snake oil.

  16. #16
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:44 pm, graysonret said:

    As the government likes to remind us, when we grumble, the dollar belongs to it, not us. We are supposed to grateful if we keep any of the money.

  17. #17
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:45 pm, Joy said:

    Ya’know Michelle, you really need to include warnings when you link to lefty sites like Huffpo and Think Progress…

    Jus’ sayin’.

  18. #18
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:47 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    This is like saying, “Our 5% tax increase will create 250,000 new jobs.”

    Really? Then why not raise taxes by 10% and create 500,000 jobs. Or by 20% and create a million jobs. Hey, wait! Why not raise taxes so high we wipe out unemployment altogether?!!

    Government. Idiots.

    “This pork-barrell spending is going to save 79,000 jobs.” How do you know? Every government spending program is rife with fraud. I’d be surprised if it saves 79 jobs.

  19. #19
    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:54 pm, tarpon said:

    You can’t hide the unemployment numbers …

  20. #20
    On March 27th, 2009 at 7:08 pm, npphotog said:

    Isn’t this characteristic of these sharp reporters. Analysis after the vote, not before. Sigh.

  21. #21
    On March 27th, 2009 at 7:08 pm, southsideironworks said:

    “This pork-barrel spending is going to save 79,000 jobs.”

    The politician in question knows this for a fact because it is precisely the number of jobs he’s given to family, friends and campaign donors.

  22. #22
    On March 27th, 2009 at 7:22 pm, irving said:

    complained that issuing job estimates undercut the administration’s vow of transparency because it was unclear where the estimates came from.

    Let me explain this: The “vow of transparency” was a lie intended to fool gullible idiots. There was never any intent to actually be transparent.

    Make sense now?

  23. #23
    On March 27th, 2009 at 7:30 pm, bear1909 said:

    government transparency? hmmmmm. oxy meet moron.

    just wait til this porkulus bill sucks all the oxygen out of the economy and unemployment balloons to 28 per cent.

    oops! currency by the wheel barrow loads comin up!!!

  24. #24
    On March 27th, 2009 at 7:40 pm, zyzzyg said:

    OK, good for AP.

  25. #25
    On March 27th, 2009 at 8:20 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    Willful.ignorance.

  26. #26
    On March 27th, 2009 at 8:46 pm, havok said:

    “Mainstream Math” – defined as the changing of all known mathmatical logic by the mainstream media to arrive at numbers that do not oppose their new overlords. See example below:

    Employment: 2+2=87
    Spending: 2+2=3

  27. #27
    On March 27th, 2009 at 8:47 pm, AtypicalWhiteGuy said:

    It must be getting bad.
    Maybe there is some hope.
    Nahhh.

  28. #28
    On March 27th, 2009 at 8:51 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    On March 27th, 2009 at 6:03 pm, MacEamonn said:

    here’s the missing “they” from my last post.

    Oh hey I found one over here too!!! Try and keep a closer eye on them next time.

    “they”

  29. #29
    On March 27th, 2009 at 8:54 pm, fulldroolcup said:

    Gawd, I can’t tell you how much it sucks to live in Massachusetts.

    Our ruling kleptocrats are utterly shameless, engorging themselves with six-figure no-show jobs, and threatening huge increases in gas taxes and tolls.

    “Governor” DeVoid Patrick has become such a fracking joke that even the uber-liberal Boston Globe and lefty talkshow hosts are hypovehiculating him for his utter ineptitude.

    He is well and truly a frackwit.

  30. #30
    On March 27th, 2009 at 9:08 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Give the AP people a break. It’s tough to be an objective journalist and worship at the same time.

  31. #31
    On March 27th, 2009 at 9:22 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    Next thing you know, they’ll discover that the porkulus was nothing more than a massive act of Generational Theft.

    Not if the Fish Wrap Plan passes.

  32. #32
    On March 27th, 2009 at 9:25 pm, rambler said:

    What did you expect from the guy who gave us 57 states?

  33. #33
    On March 27th, 2009 at 9:55 pm, happyscrapper said:

    It’s always gratifying when someone sees the light, even if a bit late. My moonbat brother still thinks Obama walks on water. My brother is a lost cause. I can’t figure out what happened to him to make him that way! He is as far left as you can get! The rest of our family is pretty conservative. I have been hearing more and more lately about democrats who are questioning their messiah. Finally!!

  34. #34
    On March 27th, 2009 at 9:55 pm, TXGator said:

    AP says:
    Electric fences shock.
    Obama voters stunned.

  35. #35
    On March 27th, 2009 at 9:57 pm, GraniteMan said:

    Massachusetts say they have no idea how the White House came up with one key pledge—the promise to save or create 79,000 jobs in the state.

    Do they remember the pledge to have Transparency in this administration, the pledge to post all legislation on the web five days before taking it up in the legislature, do they remember the pledge for the most ethical administration EVAAAAH? Remember the pledge to take public financing? Well just like the Messiah forgot those he will forget Massachusetts jobs. When, oh, When will the nation awaken?

  36. #36
    On March 27th, 2009 at 11:56 pm, rightisright said:

    When, oh, When will the nation awaken?

    When unemployment hits 18% and rising faster than the sun everyday.

    When they go grocery shopping pushing a wheelbarrow full of brand new printed $’s.

    When interest rates are at 20% and moving upward on a daily basis.

    My question is, will it be too late when the nation does awake?

  37. #37
    On March 28th, 2009 at 12:29 am, WarTip said:

    But … but it’s all about the children The Kennedy Clan and Camelot.

    As for John McCain, not to pour salt in any wounds, but isn’t he pretty much standing in line WITH the One rather than going toe to toe with him?

    And this? Classic!

    Gonzalez told the AP. “They haven’t even decided yet how they are going to require that we measure new and retained jobs.”

    They? The government has not yet decided how they are going to cook the books but we are supposed to believe them?

    I too know some liberals who are still laboring in suffering from Obama Worship and have yet to see the light (much less to realize it is just another train coming to bowl them over) and have yet to figure out how to open their eyes. You cannot be logical or reasonable with someone who is not logical or reasonable. The fact that this questioning of BO is coming from the liberal bastion of the Kennedy’s does give me some hope.

  38. #38
    On March 28th, 2009 at 5:21 am, bansharia said:

    “We have no idea where that number came from and now we’re going to be measured against it,” Gonzalez told the AP.

    So they don’t want to mess with Joe!!

    Simple math add every member of the kennedy clan as 25% of the pork $ going to kennedy projects.

    Is the media being allowed into all these meetings at the Whitehouse group
    after group is being “summoned” to or are they in secret with photo ops after?
    After reading more and more stories it sounds as if these meetings are full of intimidation, rudeness, lies etc..
    They are all finding out with obambi it is deify me not thee…..

  39. #39
    On March 28th, 2009 at 9:39 am, tre said:

    Tomorrow, I expect an AP headline saying the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.

    Seriously, Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, et. al. have been saying these things for weeks. The Awful Press is just now figuring it out!?!?

  40. #40
    On March 28th, 2009 at 9:57 am, Savage24 said:

    Are they counting the new people working in the unemployment offices?

  41. #41
    On March 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am, Dasher said:

    I was talking with a friend the other day about the Obama administration. He said “These are very dark times for our nation.” I said “Isn’t that a racist statement?” We both laughed so hard. Sad isn’t it… Carry on.

  42. #42
    On March 28th, 2009 at 10:34 am, cheapseat said:

    did the story run in the living section under a headline fawning over michelle o’s shoulders and barry o’s pecks. you know, the 9th paragraph in said, massachusettes is having trouble quantifying jobs saved, but doesn’t barry have a great smile.

  43. #43
    On March 28th, 2009 at 4:29 pm, mike.musculus said:

    #23
    On March 27th, 2009 at 7:30 pm, bear1909 said:
    government transparency? hmmmmm. oxy meet moron.
    just wait til this porkulus bill sucks all the oxygen out of the economy and unemployment balloons to 28 per cent.
    oops! currency by the wheel barrow loads comin up!!!

    That what I love abt you bear1909, you are always optimistic.

    Personally, I think we’ll find that 28% is really low-obamaing low-balling it…

    As far as wheelbarrors of bread for a loaf of bread, I think we’ll windup w/gov. issuied debit/ration cards. They’re moving up legislation to criminalize family farms, small farms, and even gardens — so growing your own food will be — verboten! (Heil! Der Pecks!)

    I think the US monetary system is going to collapse by/in Dec 2010, but then, I’m a nut who’s been putting 20% of my gross pay into precious-metals for the last decade. (not cert.s, but actual precious-metal coins, I also have a low trust-threshold :wink: ).

    We dipped into it to payoff Dad’s medical bills, and finalize purchases for retirement prior to out-processing. Nothing left but sign out of TLF on Tuesday, go turn-in my CAC card & our family’s IDs, then drive out to our next adventure!

    Aside:
    I do hope my coin-storage becomes an herloom, though I suspect it won’t.

  44. #44
    On March 28th, 2009 at 9:27 pm, puhiawa said:

    They say they’re not even sure how to measure saved jobs—and fear the jobs figure sets an unrealistic yardstick against which the success or failure of the program will be measured.

    Ahh Duh. That is how a stimulus package should be measured. Jobs

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