Super-sized snort of the day

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 30, 2009 10:34 AM

Sorry I can’t be more eloquent, but:

Bwahahahahahaaha.

Edward R. Murrow he is not.

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  1. #663077
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:43 am, RedDog said:

    Willful ignorance. It’s a beautiful thing. This guy will gladly walk to the gas chambers before he will forsake his own foolishness.

  2. #663079
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:43 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Stupid Twit!

  3. #663083
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:47 am, flmom said:

    Classic. There is nothing like someone exposing themselves as an idiot by their own idiocy. KO doesn’t seem to realize that he’s a very insignificant little fish swimming in an ocean.

  4. #663087
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:50 am, Jeff2161 said:

    So, now he’s screeching at himself !
    :shock: :)

  5. #663090
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am, right_on said:

    They eat their own…heh, heh, heh. Now watch, da widdle babies will come out pouting, and have their potty mouths in overdrive, attacking FOX and it’s “minions.”

    This is just too precious! They are successfully defining the word, moron!

  6. #663091
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am, ErinF said:

    Fascist! Fascist, I say!

  7. #663092
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:55 am, Ragspierre said:

    What a Marooon…!!! (In Bugs-Bunny speak)

    Loved Ann Coulter’s piece on his pretensions about graduating from Cornell.

    Archtypical cartoonish liberal “thinker”…

  8. #663093
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:56 am, Jeff2161 said:

    Open mouth. Insert foot. Wiggle toes.

  9. #663094
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:56 am, chapoutier said:

    I don’t get twitter.

    I also don’t get how Republicans have actually co-opted this technology to their benefit before Dems.

  10. #663095
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:57 am, sonofdy said:

    So estentualy, he named himself the worlds worst person.

    EPIC FAIL!!!!

  11. #663099
    On March 30th, 2009 at 10:58 am, chapoutier said:

    So essentially, he named himself the worlds worst person.

    He has actually done this on at least one occasion, I believe.

  12. #663102
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:03 am, sonofdy said:

    I guess this time I agree with him.

  13. #663106
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:11 am, Trollman said:

    OK, I keep hearing about this “twitter” thing. What is it, and why is it twittering?!

  14. #663108
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:15 am, Stewed Hamm said:

    Wow. Just… wow. that is weapons grade stupidity.

  15. #663110
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am, tre said:

    Just like a certain a certain proverbial Emperor, he believed he had clothes on, too.

    (Sorry ’bout the mental image, folks!:)

  16. #663115
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:20 am, Thunderbird 1 said:

    The race is on: which empty suit will be exposed as such by their own over-exposure first: Keith Olbermann or the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?

  17. #663122
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:24 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Olberman is going to make a great host for The Price is Right or some other game show. If he has to be on TV, that’s where he really belongs.

  18. #663123
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:24 am, DagneyT said:

    The man is a waste of skin.

  19. #663127
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:25 am, Gorebot said:

    I would refer to Olberdroid as feculant sub-human sludge, but then the Feculant Sub-Human Sludge lobby would be all over my ass.

  20. #663131
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:27 am, ajmontana said:

    Olberduffus tried to sign up? lol…. so, the tool can’t even fill out a basic “abc” form? yo, kieth, go back to Kindergarten. dipship.

  21. #663133
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am, zyzzyg said:

    OK, MSNBC established an account for Countdown on Twitter, Olberman did not establish his on personal account.

    Staffers at MSNBC twitted using the MSNBC account, Olberman did not personaly twitter.

    Yes, big whoop-dee-do.

  22. #663144
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:34 am, Ron said:

    Olbermann should be on the alternate site, Twit-er. That’s where twits go to congregate…

  23. #663145
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:35 am, Cal City Conservative said:

    Another fitting quote:

    It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Then again there never was any doubt with this dolt.

    How many on the left does this apply to? I have lost count.

  24. #663148
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:36 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    zyzzyg said:

    Yes, big whoop-dee-do.

    I feel sorry for you that you felt you had to defend Olberman. That’s really sad.

    But what is actually a “big whoop-dee-do” as you put it, is that neither he nor his staff bothered to research this before he shot his mouth off on national television.

    As MM put it…..

    Bwahahahahahaaha.

    What a dope.

  25. #663150
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:37 am, flmom said:

    zyzzyg said:

    You forgot the part where KO neglected to do the basic research to find out the obvious.

  26. #663152
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:37 am, Dave Turson said:

    Former CNN anchor Bobbie Battista now does fake news for Onion News Network. Olbermann would be an Onion natural–he missed his calling, poor guy.

  27. #663154
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:38 am, Gorebot said:

    The standard words (eg, “deranged”, “lunatic”, “paranoid”, “whack-job”), just don’t seem sufficient in KO’s case.

    He’s more than just a misfit, he’s a whirlwind of mangled DNA all unto himself; a complete waste of protoplasm.

    Almost proof that there is another universe.

  28. #663173
    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:51 am, cicerokid said:

    This could be a gameshow!
    “I’ll take TWIT for 200, Michelle.”

    DOUBLE JEOPORDY!!!

    When is a journalist, not a journalist?

    “Who is Keith Olberman?”

  29. #663182
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:00 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Somewhere out there Ann Coulter is laughing even harder. Keith’s degree from Cornell’s state school of agriculture finally paid off! … he laid an egg!

  30. #663183
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:00 pm, lgm said:

    What’s the world coming to? Olberman doesn’t know someone is twittering in his name. O’Reilly sends goons to stalk people who criticize him (while at the same time railing against paparazzi) . Beck cries on the air, knocking Jerry Springer off the top of the dumbest TV in the world leadership list.

  31. #663196
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:06 pm, Gorebot said:

    When the stomach can take it, and I listen to Olberdolt for a few minutes, I’ve wondered: “What could account for the creation of such intense emotional ravaging?

    Did his mother breast-feed him with battery acid?

    Did his father have a one night stand with an eel?

    Did some toxic Strontium-90 isotopes escape from a nearby nuke plant and form a nest in his skull?

    WTF happened?

  32. #663204
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:10 pm, chapoutier said:

    Somewhere out there Ann Coulter is laughing even harder. Keith’s degree from Cornell’s state school of agriculture finally paid off! … he laid an egg!

    That was actually a very funny, very good article.

  33. #663216
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:15 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Obermann has a brain and a mouth. Unfortunately, they do not seem to simultaneously.

  34. #663224
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:18 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:10 pm, chapoutier said:

    Somewhere out there Ann Coulter is laughing even harder. Keith’s degree from Cornell’s state school of agriculture finally paid off! … he laid an egg!

    That was actually a very funny, very good article.

    Agreed

    Here it is for those who have not read it yet.

  35. #663227
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:19 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Isn’t this Bush’s fault?

  36. #663228
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:19 pm, Gorebot said:

    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:00 pm, lgm said: Beck cries on the air

    Glenn Beck is God in most convservative corners.

    It was Beck who, over a year ago, repeatedly warned of an upcoming “Perfect Storm”, and he described all the actual predicates that were forming to make that storm a reality.

    Meanwhile, the Bwawny Franks, Chancellor Pelosi’s, and Harry Reid’s of the world were celebrating how fantastic they were.

    Beyond disgusting. Beck got it right. Nearly everyone else got it profoundly wrong.

  37. #663263
    On March 30th, 2009 at 12:36 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Beck got it right. Nearly everyone else got it profoundly wrong.

    You can log that under demonstrable facts.

  38. #663339
    On March 30th, 2009 at 1:09 pm, WarTip said:

    What I want to know is would Bawney Fwank call for a RE-TWEET!?

  39. #663341
    On March 30th, 2009 at 1:12 pm, zyzzyg said:

    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:36 am, NJ-Aviator said: #24

    and

    On March 30th, 2009 at 11:37 am, flmom said: #25

    I did not defend Olbermen, I distilled what this story is about.

    Yes, I could have said that Olbermen could have researched more.

    Though what he should have actualy done was to state very clearly that the twitter account he was speaking to was not his personal account, and that there is a twitter account that is run by MSNBC staff for COUNTDOWN.

    There is a difference and the linked article makes it obvious. Like I said, I distilled it.

  40. #663349
    On March 30th, 2009 at 1:18 pm, Wildcatter1980 said:

    Bathtub Boi is a “shoot-from-the-hip” delusional twit.

    What is ironic is that the fellow who is really the injured party in this Bathtub Boi fantasy is a Democrat who knows that NBC News is a radical organization and doubts they will correct the record and apologize to him for the suffering he is being put through.

  41. #663375
    On March 30th, 2009 at 1:29 pm, Milwaukee Mike said:

    What occurs to me is that since no one was able to correct him before putting this on air, then none of his staff or producers are actually fans of him or his show!

  42. #663418
    On March 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm, DagneyT said:

    Like I said, I distilled it.

    Distilling requires all the ingredients, and you ignored one of them; lack of research! You’d make a very poor distiller, zyz!

  43. #663467
    On March 30th, 2009 at 2:20 pm, cheapseat said:

    STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!

  44. #663486
    On March 30th, 2009 at 2:34 pm, southsideironworks said:

    Olber-nozzle is teh stoopid.

  45. #663507
    On March 30th, 2009 at 2:48 pm, right_on said:

    O’Reilly sends goons to stalk people who criticize him (while at the same time railing against paparazzi) .

    You think that guy is a goon? You must be a diminutive endomorph that’s afraid of his own shadow to believe that…either that or you’re still the raging liberal progressive token, who claims to be educated, but shows no capacity for deductive, or logical thought…or both!

    Beck cries on the air, knocking Jerry Springer off the top of the dumbest TV in the world leadership list.

    You should love Glenn Beck then, since liberals are all about “feelings,” and blubber non-stop about…well, everything! Jerry Springer? Really? That uber-liberal English transplant quasi-attorney who showcased the Democrat Party base for so many years on television? How can you marginalize the left’s icons so cavalierly? Don’t answer that…belittlement, and marginalization are simply defining traits of unhappy progressives, used even when things seemingly go their way.

    And that “dumbest TV in the world leadership list” is still headed by Obama’s spokesman/propagandist/uhh-man, Robert Gibbs and his daily briefings.

  46. #663526
    On March 30th, 2009 at 3:00 pm, cheapseat said:

    another super snort was that head dumbass in charge of global warming mr al gore, didn’t observe lights off day last saturday night. his mansion was aglow. do as i say children.

  47. #663531
    On March 30th, 2009 at 3:03 pm, right_on said:

    his mansion was aglow

    It’s okay…he paid himself carbon offsets.

  48. #663547
    On March 30th, 2009 at 3:19 pm, scituate_tgr said:
    his mansion was aglow

    It’s okay…he paid himself carbon offsets.

    Hey – knock it off – he invented this internet thingy.

  49. #663578
    On March 30th, 2009 at 3:33 pm, corona said:
  50. #663588
    On March 30th, 2009 at 3:41 pm, dan708 said:

    So I thought I’d do something that Olbermann’s entire staff consistently fails to do: research.

    That line says it all.

  51. #663678
    On March 30th, 2009 at 4:49 pm, Jeddite said:

    I’ll take Glenn Beck’s heartfelt emotion(s) over Senator Robert Byrd’s blubbering about Senator Kennedy on the Senate floor (Oh, to have a link of that!), if we’re going to talk about “blubbering on the air”.

  52. #663679
    On March 30th, 2009 at 4:50 pm, threeCents said:

    Epic Fail, indeed!

  53. #663684
    On March 30th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    That is fine-Edward R. Murrow was a bit of a jerk himself-a fore runner of The Lives of the Rich and Infamous. Keith Oberboard and twitterites are but jerks in training. When you get to be a Full Member Jerk you get to talk about your leg and homoerotic arousal.

    Andrea Mitchell lives? That stake missed her heart again? This is getting serious.

  54. #663873
    On March 30th, 2009 at 9:09 pm, vsatt said:

    What’s funny is that the Today Show recently ran an interview with my sister-in-law as part of their digital moms series. How did they find her? Through Twitter!

    bwahahahaha!

  55. #664038
    On March 31st, 2009 at 2:24 am, frontierguy said:

    KO called twitter the worst person in the world? Even though he was mistaken and lazy, it seems that he should have called whoever he thought was stealing his identity on twitter the worst person in the world. This seems to me that KO is mad at technology because he does not understand it. He tried twitter, but gave up on it. This is like a high school grudge. I’m going to have to check out his show sometime when I need a good laugh. Pitiful.

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