The road to hell…
…is paved with “Abolish Greed!” petitioners hitting you up for a buck to pay for their commie rags.
Jason Mattera wades into the moonbat masses for your April Fool’s entertainment.
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Years ago the Moonies used to hang out at subway stations in DC oferring free copies of their “Dear Leader’s” book. Then they’d ask for a donation. I always thanked them, took the book, and kept going. They usually asked for the book back, but I refused…saying it was a gift and I’d never learn if I didn’t read it.
I never learned…and neither did they. I must have thrown away two dozen copies of that book.
Jason you are a hero!
people are
?
Can they say “Hypocrite”?
I’m not going to Hell. So, I’ll just take Route 66 to Heaven instead.
Then they wised up, added a Sports section and comics and charged $.25 a day instead.
My one prayer is that my children will never decide to use drugs and ruin their lives and minds to the extent that these nimrods have.
What a bunch of aimless losers with no job looking for their next high.
So we have to use capitalism to destroy it???
LOL
Well, the “fools” part certainly seems to fit the occasion doesn’t it?
These perpetual protesters, socialists and communists actually perform an important function:
They keep themselves out of the workplace. Capitalism is hard enough without a bunch of misfits hanging around.
LOL
When he’s asking if they should waterboard MM, one female responds
‘(they’re) the only people who f*ck people up so bad that millions of people have to deal with their ramifications’
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??
Hey John! Next time they say that they are forced to pay for the paper – ask em WHY that is? If their system is so much better then how come they can’t convince the printer to contribute to their cause? Instead of eliminating capitalism at the source of production, here they are coming after you for a buck because they didn’t do their job to get the paper for nothing.
(But more likely given that all communists are liars, the hawker probably got the papers for nothing and is just pocketing any money he can steal.)
Seems the folks pushing for a classless society are folks with no class. Go figure.
Nimrods. They make our retarded citizens seem like Einsteins. Obviously, their mommies drank a lot of alcoholic beverages while they were in the womb. Or perhaps they were a result of botched abortion. I just feel “creepy” watching those videos and knowing those weirdos live in my country!
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I had to read it a couple of times – moonies were just a joke on ‘Airplane’ to me. I was like, ‘they did??’)
I know that they say laughter is good for the soul but I’m having a difficult time finding the humor in the fact that Obama and the gang are destroying this great Republic. However, Jason knows just how to get me to turn that frown upside down: “We can create deliciousness, but we can’t abolish greed?”
Priceless.
LOLOLOL
You know that paving “the Road to Hell” is one of the earmarks in the recently passed Stimulus bill. Yes, and that is why they included all those good intentions.
If you combined the IQ’s of all the creatures Jason spoke to, it would be hard to break 10. these cretins are too stupid to realize they are totally brain dead.
I’m always green with envy over Jason’s moxie and sense of humor. Another great couple of videos. The second one gets to the heart of the soi-disant socialists’ eternal conundrum. His name-dropping of Michelle was pretty funny, too.
I prefer Chicken Corn Chowder, though.
I like the guy in the last segment of the second video, whining about being “locked up in a capitalist state”. He was all dressed up in his Vladimir Lenin hat and coat. He would’ve looked more authentic, though, if he’d had a shovel or a pitchfork with him. The guy complains about not having big companies to print their rag . . . why don’t they crack their own wallets and run copies off at Kinkos? It would cost them pennies. Or just pass out a single sheet flyer directing suckers to their website, which can be put up for nothing. What a bunch of phony a$$es! They’d like to be real working class heroes, but the man keeps them down!
I was thinking the same thing. There’s no way it costs $1 per copy to print those rags. They’re not only charging for them, they are making a profit. But it’s OK to make a profit if your cause is socialism! Closet capitalist hypocrites.
I hope Jason has received all his shots!
полезные идиоты. Useful Idiots…. My God that was funny. Scary. But, funny.
Yah man, I just gonna smoke this doob one more one hit, then Im like, yeh, i gonna, yeh, im gonna like go… go get like ninja trained, whaaachaa!!!!! Take that Bush… yeh man, like when we get Bush out of powuuuuuur and we like stop… stop Halibuuuuuurton and (pufffffffffff) like…. WHHHHHAAAAA! yeh, it’ll be like that yeh, Obama man he’ll like rule. wait, wait, (pufffffffffff) yeh
Geez, when daddy finds out she was in D.C. and not in class and cuts off her allowance, she is like sooooooo grounded.
Yep, but I have to admit I read it on-line. Once in a blue moonie I shell out the .25…that’s how I discovered MM.
ROTFL.
At my school today some envriro-nuts set up a table with more paper that I could imagine on how we need to save the planet. piles and piles and piles of pamphlets.
They asked me to sign a petition about my commit to “the earth and saving our resources.” When asked how this would occur, they sound like 0bama, “uh, well, you see we need to, uh, reduce, uh, greehouse, uh uh, pollutants….”
Me: so like using hybrids?
DS: Yeah, uh, definatley
Me: But want about the volcanoes that pollute
DS: Well MASSPIRG dosen’t discuss those issues.
repeat over and over…
DS: Well are you going to sing the f***ing petition or not?
Me: no, but i will take some pamphlets.
They are now sitting in my trash, wainting to go to the dumpster.
I am surptised Jason wasn’t found out because was actually thinking, but then look to whom he was talking.
This is the crapola the drug culture has brought us. Dumbed down mindless useful idiots who have nothing else better to do than do their favorite dope, run their mouths and pretend they are actually doing something, and want to take from those of us who produce and give to them that don’t produce so they can stay doped up.
Yes, and they vote. The result is we have a Chicago thug in the White House.
RESIST!
I think these people have been inbreeding for a long time. They offer the same silliness of appearance, the same mantra, and the same narrow awareness of reality that I have grown up with since 1945. They were carrying flowers when I was carrying a rifle and metaphorically still are.
Jason’s got sac, gotta love the guy and his attitude.
Sounds like the dim bulbs who sell the “che” t-shirts