The road to hell…

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 1, 2009 03:09 PM

…is paved with “Abolish Greed!” petitioners hitting you up for a buck to pay for their commie rags.

Jason Mattera wades into the moonbat masses for your April Fool’s entertainment.

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  1. #1
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:17 pm, Stillwaiting said:

    Years ago the Moonies used to hang out at subway stations in DC oferring free copies of their “Dear Leader’s” book. Then they’d ask for a donation. I always thanked them, took the book, and kept going. They usually asked for the book back, but I refused…saying it was a gift and I’d never learn if I didn’t read it.

    I never learned…and neither did they. I must have thrown away two dozen copies of that book.

  2. #2
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:17 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Jason you are a hero!

  3. #3
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:21 pm, tre said:

    “Abolish Greed!”

    people are

    hitting you up for a buck

    ?

    Can they say “Hypocrite”?

    I’m not going to Hell. So, I’ll just take Route 66 to Heaven instead.

  4. #4
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:24 pm, chapoutier said:

    Years ago the Moonies used to hang out at subway stations in DC oferring free copies of their “Dear Leader’s” book. Then they’d ask for a donation. I always thanked them, took the book, and kept going. They usually asked for the book back, but I refused…saying it was a gift and I’d never learn if I didn’t read it.

    Then they wised up, added a Sports section and comics and charged $.25 a day instead.

  5. #5
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:25 pm, Patronedheart said:

    My one prayer is that my children will never decide to use drugs and ruin their lives and minds to the extent that these nimrods have.
    What a bunch of aimless losers with no job looking for their next high.

  6. #6
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:27 pm, sonofdy said:

    So we have to use capitalism to destroy it???

    LOL

  7. #7
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:30 pm, WarTip said:

    Well, the “fools” part certainly seems to fit the occasion doesn’t it?

  8. #8
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:45 pm, Southpaw said:

    These perpetual protesters, socialists and communists actually perform an important function:
    They keep themselves out of the workplace. Capitalism is hard enough without a bunch of misfits hanging around.

  9. #9
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:55 pm, RufusTFirefly said:

    LOL

    When he’s asking if they should waterboard MM, one female responds
    ‘(they’re) the only people who f*ck people up so bad that millions of people have to deal with their ramifications’

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??

  10. #10
    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:57 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Hey John! Next time they say that they are forced to pay for the paper – ask em WHY that is? If their system is so much better then how come they can’t convince the printer to contribute to their cause? Instead of eliminating capitalism at the source of production, here they are coming after you for a buck because they didn’t do their job to get the paper for nothing.

    (But more likely given that all communists are liars, the hawker probably got the papers for nothing and is just pocketing any money he can steal.)

  11. #11
    On April 1st, 2009 at 4:00 pm, swede said:

    Seems the folks pushing for a classless society are folks with no class. Go figure.

  12. #12
    On April 1st, 2009 at 4:34 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Nimrods. They make our retarded citizens seem like Einsteins. Obviously, their mommies drank a lot of alcoholic beverages while they were in the womb. Or perhaps they were a result of botched abortion. I just feel “creepy” watching those videos and knowing those weirdos live in my country!

  13. #13
    On April 1st, 2009 at 4:46 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:24 pm, chapoutier said:

    AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    (I had to read it a couple of times – moonies were just a joke on ‘Airplane’ to me. I was like, ‘they did??’)

  14. #14
    On April 1st, 2009 at 4:48 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    I know that they say laughter is good for the soul but I’m having a difficult time finding the humor in the fact that Obama and the gang are destroying this great Republic. However, Jason knows just how to get me to turn that frown upside down: “We can create deliciousness, but we can’t abolish greed?”

    Priceless.

  15. #15
    On April 1st, 2009 at 4:50 pm, southsideironworks said:

    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:27 pm, sonofdy said:

    So we have to use capitalism to destroy it???

    LOLOLOL

  16. #16
    On April 1st, 2009 at 5:01 pm, tpro1 said:

    You know that paving “the Road to Hell” is one of the earmarks in the recently passed Stimulus bill. Yes, and that is why they included all those good intentions.

  17. #17
    On April 1st, 2009 at 5:02 pm, no2pcbs1 said:

    If you combined the IQ’s of all the creatures Jason spoke to, it would be hard to break 10. these cretins are too stupid to realize they are totally brain dead.

  18. #18
    On April 1st, 2009 at 5:13 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    I’m always green with envy over Jason’s moxie and sense of humor. Another great couple of videos. The second one gets to the heart of the soi-disant socialists’ eternal conundrum. His name-dropping of Michelle was pretty funny, too.

    I prefer Chicken Corn Chowder, though.

  19. #19
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:10 pm, tpitman said:

    I like the guy in the last segment of the second video, whining about being “locked up in a capitalist state”. He was all dressed up in his Vladimir Lenin hat and coat. He would’ve looked more authentic, though, if he’d had a shovel or a pitchfork with him. The guy complains about not having big companies to print their rag . . . why don’t they crack their own wallets and run copies off at Kinkos? It would cost them pennies. Or just pass out a single sheet flyer directing suckers to their website, which can be put up for nothing. What a bunch of phony a$$es! They’d like to be real working class heroes, but the man keeps them down!

  20. #20
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:18 pm, swede said:

    tpitman said:
    The guy complains about not having big companies to print their rag . . . why don’t they crack their own wallets and run copies off at Kinkos? It would cost them pennies.

    I was thinking the same thing. There’s no way it costs $1 per copy to print those rags. They’re not only charging for them, they are making a profit. But it’s OK to make a profit if your cause is socialism! Closet capitalist hypocrites.

  21. #21
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:18 pm, zorro said:

    I hope Jason has received all his shots!

  22. #22
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:33 pm, ahraley said:

    полезные идиоты. Useful Idiots…. My God that was funny. Scary. But, funny.

  23. #23
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:33 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    Yah man, I just gonna smoke this doob one more one hit, then Im like, yeh, i gonna, yeh, im gonna like go… go get like ninja trained, whaaachaa!!!!! Take that Bush… yeh man, like when we get Bush out of powuuuuuur and we like stop… stop Halibuuuuuurton and (pufffffffffff) like…. WHHHHHAAAAA! yeh, it’ll be like that yeh, Obama man he’ll like rule. wait, wait, (pufffffffffff) yeh

  24. #24
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:35 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    Useful Idiots…. My God that was funny.

    Geez, when daddy finds out she was in D.C. and not in class and cuts off her allowance, she is like sooooooo grounded.

  25. #25
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:39 pm, Stillwaiting said:

    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:24 pm, chapoutier said:

    Yep, but I have to admit I read it on-line. Once in a blue moonie I shell out the .25…that’s how I discovered MM.

  26. #26
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:40 pm, mattm said:

    ROTFL.

    At my school today some envriro-nuts set up a table with more paper that I could imagine on how we need to save the planet. piles and piles and piles of pamphlets.

    They asked me to sign a petition about my commit to “the earth and saving our resources.” When asked how this would occur, they sound like 0bama, “uh, well, you see we need to, uh, reduce, uh, greehouse, uh uh, pollutants….”
    Me: so like using hybrids?
    DS: Yeah, uh, definatley
    Me: But want about the volcanoes that pollute
    DS: Well MASSPIRG dosen’t discuss those issues.

    repeat over and over…

    DS: Well are you going to sing the f***ing petition or not?
    Me: no, but i will take some pamphlets.

    They are now sitting in my trash, wainting to go to the dumpster.

  27. #27
    On April 1st, 2009 at 6:51 pm, thefoundingfathers said:

    I am surptised Jason wasn’t found out because was actually thinking, but then look to whom he was talking.

    This is the crapola the drug culture has brought us. Dumbed down mindless useful idiots who have nothing else better to do than do their favorite dope, run their mouths and pretend they are actually doing something, and want to take from those of us who produce and give to them that don’t produce so they can stay doped up.

  28. #28
    On April 1st, 2009 at 8:13 pm, Bruce said:

    If you combined the IQ’s of all the creatures Jason spoke to, it would be hard to break 10. these cretins are too stupid to realize they are totally brain dead.

    Yes, and they vote. The result is we have a Chicago thug in the White House.

    RESIST!

  29. #29
    On April 1st, 2009 at 8:40 pm, richardbo said:

    I think these people have been inbreeding for a long time. They offer the same silliness of appearance, the same mantra, and the same narrow awareness of reality that I have grown up with since 1945. They were carrying flowers when I was carrying a rifle and metaphorically still are.

  30. #30
    On April 1st, 2009 at 9:21 pm, rightisright said:

    Jason’s got sac, gotta love the guy and his attitude.

  31. #31
    On April 1st, 2009 at 11:44 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    On April 1st, 2009 at 3:27 pm, sonofdy said:

    So we have to use capitalism to destroy it???

    Sounds like the dim bulbs who sell the “che” t-shirts

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