Obligatory casting call for yet another planned Obama movie
Movies about Barack Obama are getting to be like flying saucers — lots of them are rumored to exist but you’ve never seen one — but Sony-HBO (Hope Box Office?) allegedly has one in the works:
You knew it was coming: A movie of Barack Obama’s historic election as the nation’s first African-American president. Sony Pictures tells Whispers that it has acquired the rights to distribute the HBO documentary By t he People: The Election of Barack Obama.
President Obama has said in that past that he’d like Will Smith to portray him in any movie about his life, so that might be a done deal since it’s already been ordained, but here are a couple of starters for rounding out the cast:
Judge Hatchett as Michelle Obama:
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Robert Byrd as Obama’s white racist grandmother:

Nick Nolte as William Ayers:

And Damon Wayans as Obama’s destitute half-brother in Kenya, George:

Feel free to add your own, including updating the list to include Johnny Depp reprising his role as pirate Jack Sparrow.
Update: I haven’t had time to peruse the comments yet, so maybe somebody already mentioned something similar to this one, but it occurred to me on the highway on the way home that I forgot to cast the star of the whole movie, so here we go:
H.A.L. 9000 as Teleprompter:

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not to step on your toes Michelle but Bertha Lewis head of ACORN is on the Huffington Post calling you out.
Lies and the liars that tell them
I’m afraid you can’t get much better (worst?) than the characters already up the real stage!
James Greenidge
Queens, NY
Oh, Dougie, you’re going to be a lot of fun! Welcome.
On a related subject, we already have a donk congressman here in Texas, out of Dallas I think, wanting to name a freeway after BO!
Looking forward to missing the freak show.
Scarlett Johansenn as Hillary.
What? They don’t look anything alike?
I’m not complaining. Are you?
This is who should play Odopey, not Will Smith.
Ogoofy
Chapstick, it’s only 2:14 you can’t possibly be that drunk yet.
The crazy cat lady from the Simpsons would be perfect for the role of Bertha Lewis.
Now there’s a source I’d trust….NOT!
Sorry William for not sourcing you on that HuffPo link.
Snoop Dogg as Rev Wright
Whoopie as Michelle
HAL as TOTUS
Oprah will be cast as their new pet doggie.
A quote from Bertha Lewis’ slam against MM for being so mean to ACORN:
And, it’s all Michelle Malkin’s fault…
/snark
Welcome, Doug! Have checked out your blog and love it… will miss Michelle during her absence, but you’re not chicken liver, so all’s good.
They can get Helen Thomas to play Nancy Pelosi and Nancy Pelosi to play Helen Thomas.
Nick Nolte as William Ayers is a good one, but I think Ted Kaczynski (The Unabomber) would be a better fit.
Kathy Bates as Hillary
Fred Sanford as Obama’s illegal aunt
Calvin Broadus aka Snoop Dogg is too principled to play Wright.
I say Jamie Foxx= Wright
Satan the Devil can play Helen Thomas. If Satan is busy (and I’m sure he is), then one of his lesser demons can play her—say, Pazuzu?
Doug’s casting call for William Ayres using Nick Nolte : BRILLIANT!
Sal Mineo (if he weren’t dead) as Rahm Emanuel
Gene Hackman as Chuck Schumer
Joan Crawford (in her post-coat-hanger years) as Nancy Pelosi
Jennifer Garner as Sarah Palin
Cynthia McKinney as Oprah
They’d have to do a casting call for a snivelling little twit to play Chrissy Matthews.
Ray Bolger dressed as the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz could play Nancy Pelosi.
Bella Abzug can play Barney Frank.
Montgomery Burns as George Soros.
AJ, you’re giving Pelooser nightmares, and Helen wet dreams!
I would include Johnny Depp reprising his role as pirate Jack Sparrow
See, I can read and follow directions!
Angelina Jolie as Michelle Malkin.
They’re going to have a hard time casting for the Treasury Dept roles. lmao
Robert Downey Jr. to play Obama in blackface
See prior authorization from PC police
John Goodman as Teddy the Swimmer.
Steaming poo stuffed in an old saddle-bag can play the part of Nancy Pelosi.
Charlie Watts as John Podesta
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jcphoto/charlieW/Large/CHARLIEIT.jpg
Tim Robbins as Chrissie Matthews
Jihad Jane Fonda as Nancy Pelosi
Bob Denver as Joe Biden.
Kelsie Grammer as John McCain
Redd Foxx as The Right Reverend Wright.
Ya think Al Jolsen is still around to play BO?
And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver.(just had to throw that in)
Oh, and welcome Doug.
How about Steven Seagal as anyone in this. He would actually IMPROVE the current cast of characters.
Tracy Morgan would make a much better Obam…uhhh… than Will Smith. Heck, we’d probably be better off if he replaced him as President.
Moe, Larry and Curly could play the McCain campaign staff.
I am sure this will be a very truthful movie, depicting all the dope smoking and drug dealing he did, along with all the times he sat in church with headphones on so that he was unable to hear the racism and bigotry along with all the anti-American diatribes made every week. I am sure it will depict his birth and the name of the hospital it occurred in, along with all the trips he took freely into Islamic countries and shows how a supposed American citizen was able to do so at a time when no one was able to.
I am sure this film will depict correctly the relationships he has had with felons, terrorists, cop killers and all the other assorted riff raff and demonstrate how he was able to carefully keep from following in their footsteps and buying into their rhetoric.
I am sure it will be 100% truthful, and not some sort of white-guilt assuaging, history re-writing fluff movie.
Gee…can I buy my tickets now and save the rush?
Johnny Depp as Tim Geithner.
Kurt (Captain Ron) Russell as Joe Biden
Blago as himself, since he is available…. for now.
Number 5 at TOTUS.
We can have Osama Bin Laden to come out and play himself on location in Pakistan. He can do a scene where he’s asking Allah to bring in an era of peace with The One. Stand on the hilltop with your arms extended in prayer and look heavenward. The orbiting drone is there to provide an “aerial shot.”
LOL. Best post evah!
Or Marie Osmund…..similar age.
Jaleel “Steve Urkel” White should play Duh One.
Then he can point to the mess he made of the country and economy and say, “Did I do thaaaat?”
I don’t care…….
Re-writing history for “his story”.
Obama played by someone with ZERO acting skills
Phil Donahue as Joe Biden …
Jerry Springer as Harry Reid …
Sean Penn as Rahm Emanuel …
Danny Glover as Charlie Rangel …
Richard Simmons as Barney Frank …
Phil Donahue as Joe Biden …
Jerry Springer as Harry Reid …
Sean Penn as Rahm Emanuel …
Danny Glover as Charlie Rangel …
Richard Simmons as Barney Frank …
oops … sorry for the double post …
The Oprah as herself…
More examples of our government public education system. Those idiots at Huff should try reading a history book once in a while. Talk about uninformed!
I vote for Bertha Lewis to play House Financial Services Committee member, and Obama co-dependent Maxine Waters. Not too much of a stretch there.
Then, there’s the Muppet’s character, Animal, as Barney Frank…except for the look, it won’t be too much of a stretch…both like to consume everything put in front of them, and still want even more. No one seems able to control either, and well, they are both characters!
Drew Carey as Robt. Gibbs
Wylie Coyote as Rahm Emanuel
Elmer Fudd as Bawney Fwank OR Chowie Wangel
I’m thinking this guy as Joe Biden
Oscar the Grouch as Harry Reid
PK – The Unknown Comedian from The Gong Show
It wouldn’t be PC, but Mickey Rooney in blackface could play his dad.
This woman could play Katie Couric, but we’d have to dumb her down. In a fit of artistic pique, she has refused to do the “pike position” and is insisting on a “Besti Squat”.
Homer Simpson as “Beltway Bob” Gibbs. Sorry to insult Homer that way but the likeness is so close.
HBO = Helping Barack’s Organization
Dang it! Somebody already cast Homer Simpson as Press Leprechaun Gibbs.
Oh well.
I think the part of Treasury Secretary Geithner should be played by the Hamburgler.
And Beavis should play Joe Biden.
And, just for some perverse fun, let Monica Lewinski play Secretary of State Clinton.
I hear Jaleel White has turned down the role of Barry O because he’s tired of being typecast as a nerdy little twerp… and Cloris Leachman is passing on Pelosi— harder to play a character like Frau Blücher without at least a little wit. Bruce Vilanch scoffed at rumors he was going to play the part of Barney Frank, saying even he couldn’t pass for being that gay (and that he didn’t think he could effectively lisp and sputter at the same time).
How about Sen. Leslie Graham a couple of woosies.
faraway said:
And Sideshow Bob can play Cynthia McKinney.
I earlier suggested Johnny Depp as Tim Geithner. Not bad but I have a better choice….
Gilbert Gottfried as Tim Geithner.
Steve Buscemi as Henry Waxman
John Madden as Chris Dodd
Fifteen inmates from Ft. Levenworth jailed for income tax evasion to play the President’s Cabinet.
Why not, we already have one named after Lyndon B. Johnson who also won elections in a “less-than-fair-and-square” manner.
I nominate Homestar Runner to play Barney Frank.
Welcome Doug, just read your blog, very enjoyable read, I’ll be back.
So which one of the children’s books that have been written about him are they taking the screenplay from?
Or are they just going to go straight out of the Gospel of Matthew and change some names around?
*Calvin & Hobbes as Bernanke & Geithner(man, are they destructive) *Senator Oprah Winfrey(S.O.W.) as Big Government(a teet for every mouth)
*Oscar Meyer Weiner Van as Barney Frank(it’s that infated ego thing)
*Joe Biden as Joe Biden(why not go with the best)
*Rachael Maddow as Peyton Manning(there’s gotta be a sports angle)
*Jimmy Hoffa as Teddy Kennedy
*The Invisible man as P-BO(easy on the eyes)
The HAL 9000 is perfect casting as the First Teleprompter. When I first heard that the Messiah took 12 teleprompters with him on his European trip, I couldn’t help but wonder if one of them was named Judas.
As a side note, Newsbusters pointed out that the President went to Europe “with 500 staff in tow, including 200 Secret Service agents, a team of six doctors, the White House chef and kitchen staff…” His entourage also included 35 vehicles in all, four speech writers and 12 teleprompters.
This was reported by the the UK’s Evening Standard but the US media has ignored it. Apparently, it’s not newsworthy. And even more stunning, comedians still claim they have no material to work with for poking fun at Dear Leader. Unbelievable!
When asked by Republican Congressman David Dreier of California to cut taxes, he replies, “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” Then he goes berserk and tries to kill every segment of the economy until he’s forced to sing “Daisy.”
BHO played by Al Franken in blackface…
Wesley Snipes should play Tim Geithner, for obvious reasons.
Rosie O’Donnell can dye her hair blonde and play Hillary, as she already has the cankles and thunder thighs.
I forgot about “Daisy.” Isn’t there something in that song about foregoing a carriage for a bicycle built for two? I knew Global Warming environmentalism would be involved in the conspiracy somehow…
Paul Reubens
Hope is not a plan; not all change is good. WE are the civilian national security force. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST!!!!
ECS
Sacha Cohen as duh1.
All you tax monies belong to glorious state ACORN entity.
This is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard. They can’t wait for him to botch his first term as president, and they’ve already planned to make a movie about this clown?
What they ought to do is rework the script of the Marx Brothers’ film “Duck Soup,” with the Groucho role going to the doofus who’ll play Obama, Chico’s lines can go to the buffoon who’ll play Senator Reid, whoever plays Biden can be Harpo (hell, let him play HIMSELF), and Margaret Dumont’s lines can go to whoever will be Hillary Clinton.
You’d probably get a more honest (and entertaining) approach towards a movie about Obama if they did it this way, rather than making up a piece of propagandistic fiction about this moron.
So how is this “blockbuster movie” supposed to end? Everyone bowing to “dear leader”, as we, conservatives, are bussed out to “re-education camps”? Either that, or watching Reid and Pelosi burning the Constitution, amid cheers. It wouldn’t surprise me. Reminds me of the ’60s movie “Wild in the Streets”.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
I’m half crazy, all for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle built for two.
I would cast Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth from the 1st season of The Apprentice as Michelle Obama.
Jarhead–any of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz could play either one…
Kang or Kodos for Henry Waxman…
This is yet another violation of protocol.
OH NO not another “obligatory” blogger!
look 4ward to your posts Doug