look 4ward to your posts Doug

I forgot about “Daisy.” Isn’t there something in that song about foregoing a carriage for a bicycle built for two?

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.

I’m half crazy, all for the love of you

It won’t be a stylish marriage,

I can’t afford a carriage.

But you’ll look sweet,

Upon the seat,

Of a bicycle built for two.

What they ought to do is rework the script of the Marx Brothers’ film “Duck Soup,” with the Groucho role going to the doofus who’ll play Obama, Chico’s lines can go to the buffoon who’ll play Senator Reid, whoever plays Biden can be Harpo (hell, let him play HIMSELF), and Margaret Dumont’s lines can go to whoever will be Hillary Clinton.

You’d probably get a more honest (and entertaining) approach towards a movie about Obama if they did it this way, rather than making up a piece of propagandistic fiction about this moron.

All you tax monies belong to glorious state ACORN entity.

On April 9th, 2009 at 5:35 pm, ajmontana said:

They’d have to do a casting call for a snivelling little twit to play Chrissy Matthews.

Paul Reubens

Hope is not a plan; not all change is good. WE are the civilian national security force. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST!!!!

ECS

H.A.L. 9000 as Teleprompter

Then he goes berserk and tries to kill every segment of the economy until he’s forced to sing “Daisy.”

I forgot about “Daisy.” Isn’t there something in that song about foregoing a carriage for a bicycle built for two? I knew Global Warming environmentalism would be involved in the conspiracy somehow…

Rosie O’Donnell can dye her hair blonde and play Hillary, as she already has the cankles and thunder thighs.

H.A.L. 9000 as Teleprompter

When asked by Republican Congressman David Dreier of California to cut taxes, he replies, “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” Then he goes berserk and tries to kill every segment of the economy until he’s forced to sing “Daisy.”

I forgot to cast the star of the whole movie, so here we go:

H.A.L. 9000 as Teleprompter

The HAL 9000 is perfect casting as the First Teleprompter. When I first heard that the Messiah took 12 teleprompters with him on his European trip, I couldn’t help but wonder if one of them was named Judas.

As a side note, Newsbusters pointed out that the President went to Europe “with 500 staff in tow, including 200 Secret Service agents, a team of six doctors, the White House chef and kitchen staff…” His entourage also included 35 vehicles in all, four speech writers and 12 teleprompters.

This was reported by the the UK’s Evening Standard but the US media has ignored it. Apparently, it’s not newsworthy. And even more stunning, comedians still claim they have no material to work with for poking fun at Dear Leader. Unbelievable!