Comments on: Most believable defense ever: Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie

By: Left 4 Dead Comics Collection (92+ Comics) « BUUUUURRRRNING HOT

Left 4 Dead Comics Collection (92+ Comics) « BUUUUURRRRNING HOT — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:41:52 +0000

[...] Speaking of zombies in real life… Zombie film actor Woody Harrelson whacks a paparazzo, claims mistook him for a zombie! [...]

By: John Deaux

John Deaux — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:25:52 +0000

Apparently zombie-ism is spread by Kool-Aid and/ or Flavor-Aid. See? Looks like they got chappy. Too bad. He was one of the good ones.

By: happy2behere

happy2behere — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:15:08 +0000

Is there even a market for Woody photos?

Zombies must have no concept of supply and demand.

By: WarTip

WarTip — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:57:57 +0000

While I agree this is definitely a two-sided issue and a self-propagating incident, once the photographer crosses the boundary (If indeed he/she/it did) of physical contact or perceived endangerment to any of the people whom are being pursued, all bets are off and all citizens have a legal right (and obligation) to defend themselves and their families.

Just my two cents.

By: Laree

Laree — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:51:31 +0000

On April 11th, 2009 at 12:07 pm, Marc said:

Woody Harrelson insisted for years that his father had nothing to do with the murder of the federal judge. There was a Mount Everest of evidence against Charles Harrelson and Woody had to be deliberately obtuse not to know in his heart that his father was a stone cold killer.

The Lawyer I spoke to said, he intentionally sought to get his Dad off, he didn’t think Woody cared that his father was guilty.

By: ritwingr

ritwingr — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:55:25 +0000

I rarely disagree with either Michelle or her guest hosts….but I’m with the Paparazzi.

If the only indignity pampered, dimwitted Hollywood types have to suffer is some overbearing cameramen, all I have to say is….WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Don’t want your privacy invaded? Go into a different line of work. Become a farmer. Get a real job of some type. I guarantee no annoying cameramen will follow you around.

If you want to continue to be treated like a demigod, though, make millions of dollars and have people fawn over you as if you were someone with a real talent as opposed to someone who was basically just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time?

Suck it up and SAY CHEESE!

rit

By: Micheleeroo

Micheleeroo — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:43:49 +0000

I’ll have to try that one, next time I get into a scrape.

By: RetFireman

RetFireman — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:16:20 +0000

Of course the half kilo of Maui-Wowie he smoked in the bathroom after getting off the plane had absolutely NOTHING at all to do with it.

By: purplepeep

purplepeep — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:42:45 +0000

chapoutier said: No. I always said if there was ever an actual thread on zombies, I would try to derail it with a talk about the stimulus bill.

You could argue stimulus money is needed for more timely Zombie Alerts.

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Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:41:38 +0000

[...] I was wrong about Woody Harrelson being a funny actor but a nutjob. I mean, look at this lucid defense for his “clash: [...]

By: Who Says Papparazzi Cannot Be Fun « Vets On The Watch

Who Says Papparazzi Cannot Be Fun « Vets On The Watch — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:59:55 +0000

[...] Or, in the case of Woody Harrelson, I would explode in the face of all of the pappa-zombies. [...]

By: White Men can’t jump, but at least they can see zombies | Fire Andrea Mitchell!

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:57:04 +0000

[...] Last Wednesday, if any of you watch TMZ, washed up actor Woody Harrelson (from Cheers, the movie White Men Can’t Jump, Semi Pro, etc), smashed the camera of a TMZ photographer and pushed him in the face (according to a complaint filed by the photographer). Here’s the washed up Harrelson’s response from CNN: Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement. [...]

By: rightisright

rightisright — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:45:25 +0000

So, what was the verdict at trial? If the photographer broke law so be it, still doesn’t justify battery, especially since the celebs live and die for the attention, they need to take the good with the bad it appears to me.

Woody Harrelson did 1 movie worth watching after he left Cheers, that would be White Men Can’t Jump, after that mostly class “b” movies IMHO. Obviously not a big fan, like most of America really liked the guy on cheers, think he became too dependent on “weed”, naaw, not habit forming right? BS!
That’s ironic, he’s walking stoned zombie and he’s attacked by a zombie, uh huh…have another drag Woody.

By: SirKnob

SirKnob — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:10:34 +0000

Hello all

Personnally, I do not see a problem here. ZOMBIES live among us. Just ask ACORN or big city politicians. I mean, the dead vote in every major city in the U.S. 105% of the registered voters in Philly voted. Detroit has 23k more voters than qualified ‘living’ people. Ergo, ZOMBIES, they must be real:-)

As anyone can attest, that has visited Capitol Hill, our Congress is full of ZOMBIES

The Teacher’s Union, yep, ZOMBIES. Why else would they protest ‘really’ educating children and being rewarded on the basis of their ability to teach. They want our children to be socialist uneducated ZOMBIES, just like them.

Been to the DMV lately? Yep, ZOMBIES

I could go on and on, but it is Saturday Have a great day all

By: happyscrapper

happyscrapper — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:31:58 +0000

On April 11th, 2009 at 12:23 pm, lgm said:
Even when they work for Fox News?

There is a difference between crapass morons stalking celebrities in order to make money…and a FOX News reporter trying to get an honest answer from a crapass moron who owes the American public an explanation. But of course, due to moral equivalence issues, lgm wouldn’t see the difference.