What is the difference between Anderson Cooper and Matt Taibbi?

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 16, 2009 04:36 PM

Content warning. Don’t read any further if you’ve just had a meal and want to keep it down, ok?

This is vulgarian Matt Taibbi:

I have to say, I’m really enjoying this whole teabag thing. It’s really inspiring some excellent daydreaming. For one thing, it’s brought together the words teabag and Michelle Malkin for me in a very powerful, thrilling sort of way. Not that I haven’t ever put those two concepts together before, but this is the first time it’s happened while in the process of reading her actual columns.

Previously Michelle Malkin’s writing was on the edge of unreadable; she’s sort of like Ann Coulter, only without that tiny fraction of P.T. Barnum/Mick Jagger-esque self-promotional flair that makes Coulter at least vaguely interesting. When you read Ann Coulter, you know you’re reading someone who would fuck a hippopotamus if she thought it would boost her Q rating. That’s a rare quality and it commands one’s attention.

Michelle Malkin doesn’t have that. She’s just a mean little dunce who’s wedged herself into a nicely paying career as a GOP spokesclown, and she’s going to ride that gig for as long as it keeps gas in her minivan.

And that’s fine, good for her. But that doesn’t make her readable. However, this move of hers to spearhead the teabag movement really adds an element to her writing that wasn’t there before. Now when I read her stuff, I imagine her narrating her text, book-on-tape style, with a big, hairy set of balls in her mouth. It vastly improves her prose.

This is internationally respected, award-winning CNN journalist Anderson Cooper indulging in the same stupid sexual “teabagging” innuendo with respected politico David Gergen:

What is the difference between Taibbi and Cooper?

Taibbi at least had the courage of his sexual predelictions not to hide coyly behind innuendo.

Anderson Cooper doesn’t have the ba…

Never mind.

Does internationally respected, award-winning CNN journalist Anderson Cooper feel any shame in the fact that he dragged David Gergen down with him to get in his cheap shot at hundreds of thousands of Tax Day Tea Party protesters?

250,000 Americans assemble peacefully to protest high taxes, massive spending, and endless bailouts, and all the liberal media can do for a week is recycle each other’s lame teabagging jokes on prime time TV?

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Related:
Greg Gutfeld guts Cooper.

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Rep. Jan Schakowsky calls the Tea Party protesters “despicable.” But not a word about the disgusting sexual jokes aimed at Tea Party supporters.

Well, now:

The husband of an Illinois congresswoman pleaded guilty Wednesday to tax violations and bank fraud for writing rubber checks and failing to collect withholding tax from an employee.
Robert Creamer, a political consultant married to four-term U.S. Rep. Jan Schakowsky, could face four years in prison on the two felony counts when he is sentenced Dec. 21.

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Like Diana West said: The death of the grown-up.

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  1. #679177
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:39 pm, RedDog said:

    These people are a disgrace. They don’t qualify as human beings or journalists. The masks have come off.

  2. #679181
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, cpodug said:

    It’s called “lock-step” journalism(?).

    And, on behalf of all your loyal posters, I’d like to bust this (censored) in the chops with a baseball bat.

  3. #679182
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:41 pm, Wellsy said:

    Not only are all the “teabag” jokes lame and unfunny, when applied in this manner they are truly offensive. The fact that they feel the need to ridicule a quarter of a million people rallying across the nation, yet at the same time report breathlessly on a gathering of 30 anti-war protestors, speaks volumes about the crisis in journalistic integrity.

  4. #679183
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:42 pm, Socky said:

    Could it be any more obvious how jealous Matt Thebaby is of MM’s success?

  5. #679185
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:44 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Ah , I see you saw the Matt diatribe that I alluded to in another thread. There was a time when a gentleman could defend a womans honor with a duel. I wish I could be that man for you Michelle and run through that tawdry poltroon with my rapier wit, alas, I am unarmed!

  6. #679186
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:44 pm, d1carter said:

    Anderson must be the teabagee since he doesn’t have any spherical orbs…

  7. #679187
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:45 pm, YTZGal said:

    Yep, they’re really afraid.
    When you can’t make your case on the facts, get personal.
    MM, you’re a tough cookie. Keep up the good work!

  8. #679188
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:46 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Who is Matt Taibbi & does he talk to his mommie with that mouth?

  9. #679189
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:47 pm, Paul Revere said:

    The Left is obsessed with race and sex. No wonder they adore BarryO. I’m sure they think of him as some Mandingo able to perform sexual acts they can only dream of.

    I hate them. :shock:

  10. #679191
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Anderson Cooper–pffft.

    Shouldn’t he be picking out the proper hue of red silk for his kimono?

  11. #679194
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:50 pm, Southpaw said:

    Notes to self:
    -Move David Gergen to the nitwit category in my database.
    -Keep Anderson Cooper in the stooge category, but cross reference in the homo-erotica category.
    -Matt Taibbi? Never heard of him. No need wasting time entering into the database. Probably a one hit wonder.

  12. #679195
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:51 pm, ctmom said:

    You are scaring the shite out of them Michelle, keep it up!!

    Gutfeld is great. I keep forgetting to DVR him.

  13. #679198
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Anderson Cooper and Matt Taibbi can go teabag themselves.

  14. #679200
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:54 pm, malkin_fan said:

    anderson cooper should keep his mouth shut before he pisses someone off and they decide to post pictures of this twat and his effeminate boyfriend frolicking on the beach on fire island.

  15. #679201
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:56 pm, RetFireman said:

    This is the profile that Taibbi has posted on his column:

    About Me

    I’m a political reporter for Rolling Stone magazine, a sports columnist for Men’s Journal, and I also write books for a Random House imprint called Spiegel and Grau. My main ambition in life is to someday strangle that chick in the Progressive Insurance commercials who is always waving her hands back and forth and screaming, “Discount!!!” Anyone who has suggestions for how to dump her body without being caught is welcome to write to me. I already have plenty of plastic and a staple-gun

    I guess it is safe to say that people know who the man that spins things in complete circles is.

    Again, this is the mentality and the maturity level of the Left. This is the mentality and maturity that spearheaded the rise of Obama, that refused to allow any real questions and continues to block anyone to delve into Obama’s background, allows any and all papers and files on Obama to remain sealed and hidden from the public. This is the mentality and maturity of the people that regulate what the people of this country and even the world hear and read.

    The thing that the Liberals and Left have NEVER learned is that when you mock people, you raise their ire. They would be able to carry out their plans and policies for decades were they to remain silent and treat the vocal opposition with respect. However, there was a large segment that remained home on election day, and has because they have failed to find a reason to come out to the polls.

    With every chuckle, with every little snide remark, with every insult, they allow the opposition to find a reason, find a cause to come out of the woodwork next election to throw these spoiled little children out on their keisters.

    It isn’t enough that these media folks at CNN and elsewhere are dropping out of the ratings faster than an asteroid hitting the atmosphere, they merely continue with their beliefs that the basic person in this country wants what they are dishing.

    This was a very calculated and very large mistake on the part of the Left. Let them continue doing what they are doing, and watch the opposition grow, Wait until the next one, watch the number of people who are in attendance swell, especially once they see that it was not the same thing as going to one of their hippie hate-fests that usually get all the air play.

    Once people see how organized, how peaceful these were, there will be more and more in attendance.

    So let the children mock, it is only sealing their fate.

  16. #679203
    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:58 pm, chapoutier said:

    I have enjoyed reading Taibbi in the past. I have no problem with “colorful” language in journalism/commentary. He can actually be a very good journalist when he tries.

    However this is beyond the pale. He should keep his little fantasies tucked away in his Hello Kitty Diary he keeps by the nightstand.

  17. #679207
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:01 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Drudge is reporting that FoxNews ratings surged on their Tea Party coverage. CNN and MSNBC seem to have adopted the Air America model for building an audience.

    In a world economy that is racing headlong to the bottom of cheapest labor, it only makes sense that these guys should be in a race for the bottom of TV ratings. Should put them in the running for several coveted Pulitzers.

  18. #679209
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:02 pm, malkin_fan said:

    On April 16th, 2009 at 4:58 pm, chapoutier said:

    I have enjoyed reading Taibbi in the past. I have no problem with “colorful” language in journalism/commentary. He can actually be a very good journalist when he tries.

    However this is beyond the pale. He should keep his little fantasies tucked away in his Hello Kitty Diary he keeps by the nightstand.

    Sorry,
    He is NO journalist. That would require him to actually research the facts on both sides. He is just another angry white guy spewing hate.

  19. #679212
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:04 pm, chapoutier said:

    Sorry,
    He is NO journalist. That would require him to actually research the facts on both sides. He is just another angry white guy spewing hate.

    THIS, and much of what he does is not journalism. It’s commentary. But he also does more investigative journalistic stuff. Or has in the past.

    No matter. Whatever you want to call him, this is beyond crude.

  20. #679213
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:05 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    My main ambition in life is to someday strangle that chick

    Ah, he hates women…boring too from the excerpt.

  21. #679215
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:06 pm, Pianobuff said:

    How lame is it when so-called journalists have to rip off Beavis and Butthead (”Hey Butthead, he said teabag…heh…heh…heh heh heh) in order to fill up a show?

    Hmmm…. Ratings speak louder than words it seems. The Beavis and Butthead act on MSNBC (”Hey Butthead, you said teabag….heh…heh….heh heh heh”) are seeds finding no purchase, except maybe from those with XBox’s on the frits. Me? I get my laughs from watching the ratings.

    FOX RATINGS SURGE ON PROTEST COVERAGE
    8-11 PM ET

    FOXNEWS 3,262,000
    MSNBC 1,137,000
    CNN 1,059,000

    FOXNEWS O’REILLY 3,819,000
    FOXNEWS HANNITY 3,087,000
    FOXNEWS GRETA 2,877,000
    FOXNEWS BECK 2,511,000
    FOXNEWS BAIER 2,286,000
    FOXNEWS SHEP 2,169,000
    MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,363,000
    CNN KING 1,268,000
    CNNHN GRACE 1,252,000
    MSNBC MADDOW 1,086,000
    CNN COOPER 1,021,000

  22. #679216
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:06 pm, sultanp said:

    Methinks Taibbi doth protest too much…

    People in these situations usually reveal far more about themselves than the things they are supposedly complaining about.

    If I were in a men’s room with Taibbi, I’d watch my rear.

    I’m just saying…

  23. #679218
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:06 pm, foxforce91 said:

    Well, to be perfectly fair, Anderson Cooper is probably an EXPERT at Teabagging. Trust me.

  24. #679219
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:09 pm, Valiant said:

    Jan Schakowski’s hubby was convicted today. Nice karma.

  25. #679220
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:10 pm, JammieWearingFool said:

    Gee, and I thought these people were happy their party was in power?

    But they’re nastier than ever.

    It’s really gonna suck to be them when they’re out of power again, and that day’s coming.

  26. #679222
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:13 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    But they’re nastier than ever.

    It’s really gonna suck to be them when they’re out of power again, and that day’s coming.

    They’re angry because in or out of power it always sucks to be them.

  27. #679226
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:14 pm, Pianobuff said:

    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:10 pm, JammieWearingFool said:

    Gee, and I thought these people were happy their party was in power?

    But they’re nastier than ever.

    It’s really gonna suck to be them when they’re out of power again, and that day’s coming.

    I’ve been cruising the left blogs and they as well as the MSM are really painting the participants with a broad brush.

    In the meantime, my mother-in-law is a long time democrat who went to the Valencia, CA party. I’m wondering how dems and indies will take to being characterized as right wing wackos because they are upset about past and current administrations and Congress spending us into oblivion.

    At what point will the blowback occur and the media loses their influence over those closer to the center?

  28. #679227
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:15 pm, Veretax said:

    They are scared of you michelle! They are scared because your voice is being heard, and they can’t stand that!

  29. #679228
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:15 pm, no2pcbs1 said:

    these two clowns are trying very hard to make believe they are men. as stated before liberals are better when bent over after giving everything up. courage escapes them, since it’s hard to fight while on your knees.

  30. #679233
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:20 pm, rplatt said:

    CNN and their merry band of leftist pukes have become unbearably disgusting. As for Gergen . . . he’s nothing but a pseudo intellectual stooge for the left.

  31. #679235
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:22 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    Keep it up, DSM (Dead Stream Media). You’re just helping to widen the gulf between people who love this country (Conservatives) and people who hate it (Collectivists).

  32. #679236
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:23 pm, maisy said:

    It’s like Rush says…It is now truly Us and Them…They have drawn a line in the sand and the last thing they want is bipartisanship. They want a war .

  33. #679237
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:23 pm, undresiege said:

    “Beclown”? “spokesclown”?
    What’s the obsession with clowns lately.

    Last year every political minded person was using the word vet(ted)(ing) like it was going out of style.

    In the past six months everyone has been using meme. Is adding the word “clown” to words the funky new meme in politics?

    Regarding “teabagging”, that’s what I did to flenser last night after we shared a 24-pack. Regarding the outrage over sophmoric humor, Yawnnnnnnnnn.

  34. #679238
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:24 pm, Valiant said:

    Reprobate subhuman residue. What else can you say?

  35. #679240
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:25 pm, Cristy Li said:

    Leave to the left-wingers to behave like 13 year old boys. Classy.

  36. #679241
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:25 pm, bear1909 said:

    Conservatives tend to give to much of a damn about what liberals think. We sound like reactive school kids who do what they want to do and then WHINE when the d-bags in the school yard make fun of them.

    Just expose their childish for what it is and move on.
    Not lecturing you MM. If it comes off that way, sorry. I just get tired of seeing our time here being taken up by the “outrage” over liberals and marxists behaving like schoolchildren.

    Anderson Cooper and Olberweenie are into “Teabagging”. Plain and simple. The ol give to get mentality is working overtime among those two.

    They are pandering to the homo fringe elements of the de-based liberal base. The ol “your tongue in my cheek” inside joke.

    I don’t care what those morons think, feel, or believe. They would sign up for citizenship in a new world order in a heartbeat if they could stay in their media trench.

    Who needs them? The fall from grace for those “talented personalities” in the media comes in the end just like it did for Ol Dan. These lightweights will disappear sooner because they have NEVER achieved anything of importance.

    Let’s not empower them because they miscovered a turning point in American history.

    Bear1909 out

  37. #679243
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:26 pm, DagneyT said:

    As much as I love you, Michelle, you were not the impetus for the San Antonio Tea Party. It was, as were most across America, a ground swell of Americans who are fed up, and tired of being the silent majority. We are everyday folks who decided we need to make our voices heard, and we had to raise our own funds (thankfully with the help of Glenn Beck) to get the job done. The timing was awesome, because we didn’t have to pay the whole cost for portapotties for the event, as SA’s Fiesta started today.

    Ours was a very successful event, hope yours was too….despite the drive-bys’ put-downs!

  38. #679244
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:27 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Related: Greg Gutfeld guts Cooper.

    These guys go hot and cold, but this was funny.

  39. #679248
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:30 pm, WarTip said:

    Why am I not surprised by any of this? This coming from the same “media” that thinks placing children in roads with tractor trailers moving on them is a viable means of protest, taking children to Folsom Street Fair to view blatant acts of sexuality is a celebration of diversity but having children protest the (pointless and illegal) redistribution of money that they have not even had the opportunity to earn yet is “propaganda”.

    Somehow, I think ratings are about the least of their worries.

  40. #679249
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:30 pm, Valiant said:

    It is no secret that Cooper is a butt pirate. His teabagging expertise only confirms the rumors.

  41. #679251
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, chapoutier said:

    They are pandering to the homo fringe elements of the de-based liberal base. The ol “your tongue in my cheek” inside joke.

    I thought they were pandering to the urban legend frat boy initiation prank fringe of the liberal base.

  42. #679252
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    However this is beyond the pale. He should keep his little fantasies tucked away in his Hello Kitty Diary he keeps by the nightstand.

    Heh. :lol:

  43. #679253
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:32 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    I am so sick of these teabag references. Yeah, I know what it means and it’s disgusting and not the least bit erotic( unless your gay I suppose or drunk). If I hear it from anyone’s mouth or I have an opportunity to respond to such an uttering, I will tell them two things… ” You’re worse than a Neanderthal and twice as stupid.” It was a Tea Party and now that it’s over July 4th is coming… a more apropos day for another fight. I am working or an appropriate name for such a day… hmmmmm I sense a great outpouring of intellect… unless you’re one of our trolls, in which case, diapers and a Nuk will be issued.

  44. #679254
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:33 pm, gobison said:

    Conservative argument = More liberty, less taxes, less spending, less government.

    Liberal argument = Teabag!

    Hey liberals, please go back to your regularly scheduled programming on MTV and let the adults concern themselves with the future of our nation.

  45. #679255
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:34 pm, Michelle Malkin said:

    As much as I love you, Michelle, you were not the impetus for the San Antonio Tea Party. It was, as were most across America, a ground swell of Americans who are fed up, and tired of being the silent majority.

    I never said I was. I have always been clear that this blog was merely a conduit for your voices. And I repeated that again this morning.

  46. #679257
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:36 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    My answer: the bucket.

    (most veterans know the joke)

  47. #679258
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:37 pm, bear1909 said:

    I thought they were pandering to the urban legend frat boy initiation prank fringe of the liberal base.

    urban legend huh? interesting take. what do u base that on?

  48. #679259
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:39 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    About Matt Taibbi (from his website)

    About Me

    I’m a political reporter for Rolling Stone magazine, a sports columnist for Men’s Journal, and I also write books for a Random House imprint called Spiegel and Grau. My main ambition in life is to someday strangle that chick in the Progressive Insurance commercials who is always waving her hands back and forth and screaming, “Discount!!!” Anyone who has suggestions for how to dump her body without being caught is welcome to write to me. I already have plenty of plastic and a staple-gun.

    Ummm, not exactly cerebral material here. And I really don’t think he’ll be winning any Pulitzer prizes anytime soon.

  49. #679260
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:39 pm, ArmywifeArmymom said:

    And Rosa Brooks parted with these words when she left her journalist job to take an appointed position she is totally and utterly unqualified for in the Pentagon:

    We can bail out journalism, using tax dollars and granting licenses in ways that encourage robust and independent reporting and commentary, or we can watch, wringing our hands, as more and more top journalists are laid off,”

    If journalists are losing their jobs it’s because they have made themselves irrelevant by alienating a huge part of America — the working class. No one is wringing their hands over the media tanking… they did it to themselves, and this is a good illustration of what people are sick and tired of hearing and watching. Professionalism in the MSM does not exist.

  50. #679261
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:39 pm, undresiege said:

    If the shoe were on the foot, and liberals were running around bragging about teabagging it, we’d be mocked too. It’s just silly, but there’s a since of unawareness to in trying to “reclaim” the term.

    Next, get ready for the new conservative movement opposing illegal immigration from south of the border. There will be protests and parades all across America. Of course they will call it, “Project Dirty Sanchez No More”. The movement will be announced on the waterfronts of Lake Erie as conservative leaders, Limbaugh, Coulter, Hannity and Malkin stand aboard “The Cleveland Steamer”.

  51. #679262
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:39 pm, Texas T said:

    Cooper would know.

  52. #679268
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:45 pm, Tennyson said:

    Disgusting. If this is what Matt Taibbi has to stoop to, he’s clearly got nothing else.

  53. #679269
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:46 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Cooper would know.

    Now that he’s getting older, I realize who Earl Grey is…

  54. #679272
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:47 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    If this is what Matt Taibbi has to stoop to

    Hey cut it out – oh wait, you meant his writing…hehe, my bad.

  55. #679275
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:50 pm, flmom said:

    I agree with Bear 1909, the more attention you give these juveniles, the more they like it. Just think of it as dealing with fourth grade boys who love to shock with potty jokes and genitalia references. By the way, Bear, I loved your post on the Susan Roesgen thread. Spot on, let these ineffectual nothings continue to expose themselves for who they are; intellectually and morally deficient pimples on the backside of humanity.

  56. #679276
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:53 pm, Glamchild said:

    When you are a Vanderbilt–a blue-blood with a trust fund, you can say whatever you want.

    He doesn’t need the CNN gig. He’s got Mommy’s money coming to him.

    Expect plenty more of his cutsey banter, especially as the ratings plummet, and his inheritance grows closer.

  57. #679278
    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:56 pm, karenhasfreedom said:

    Michelle, I hope your children are shielded from this vulgar diatribe. Those men are a disgrace to humankind and I am very sorry they took it out on you so personally. I am sure your husband would like to give them the “what for”, but with DUNCES like the, they would miss the point. I am just appalled. I apologize to you on their behalf, although they don’t deserve my consideration. However, you do. You always conduct yourself as a lady with integrity.

  58. #679282
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:05 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    What is the difference between Anderson Cooper and Matt Taibbi?

    One of them will inherit Gloria Vanderbilt’s underwear…

  59. #679283
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:06 pm, Paul-Cincy said:

    I never needed to know that “teabagging” is a sexual reference. But with all the newsreaders making teabag jokes and smirking about it … how low our culture has sunk. Imagine raising kids in this hyper-sexualized culture. It’s awful. Imagine Murrow, Cronkite, or Brinkley making smirking “teabag” references.

  60. #679286
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm, shinola said:

    Let’s see:
    Matt – Who is he? A silver spoon liberal who spent time prancing around the ex-Soviet Union, culminating with a professional basketball career in Ulan Bator, Mongolia…

    Based on what I’ve seen – he should’ve stayed in Ulan Bator…

    Thanks for taking the high road Michelle and I’m truly sorry that you’ve got to put up with this tripe…

    A thoroughly unimpressed,

    shinola

  61. #679287
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:10 pm, vickisoup said:

    Who cares. I would have ignored them. They’re bullies, afraid of Michelle and the rest of who have come together in strengthened resolve to hold our elected officials accountable. It scares the he** out of the MSM, particularly the leftist weenies like Anderson Cooper. What a stupid name: “Anderson Cooper”. I wonder what his REAL first name is. Probably Chaz.
    :roll:

  62. #679288
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm, Living in the PSRK said:

    I am working or an appropriate name for such a day…

    Gosh, David. How about Independence Day Protest?

    Okay – here.

    Rally for Independence from Fascist Leaders

    Rally for Freedom from Fascists

    Sorry. my PMS is being exacerbated by the MSM, DNC and RNC.

  63. #679290
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:12 pm, bear1909 said:

    flmom- thanks. we’re just better by being consistent and persistent in trying to do what IS right by ourselves and others, without looking for some sham secularism of “caring” to convert non-believers.

  64. #679292
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:14 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    The answer to all of this is that MTV quit being about music 20 years ago.

    Then all of a sudden before they became a game show (then a reality show) network, they thought they were a news organization.

    Welllllll, I hate to tell you all, but CNN and MSNBC are where the MTV interns went to work once they couldnt stay high in college anymore.

  65. #679293
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:14 pm, Paul-Cincy said:

    Idiot whose name escapes opines: Michelle Malkin doesn’t have that. She’s just a mean little dunce who’s wedged herself into a nicely paying career as a GOP spokesclown, and she’s going to ride that gig for as long as it keeps gas in her minivan.

    If I may paraphrase a familiar adage, “Personal values in others are invisible to the man who has none”.

  66. #679297
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:17 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    One of them will inherit Gloria Vanderbilt’s underwear…

    and the other only gets to covet them. David Gergen does not inspire either. CNN and PMSNBC antics today should answer “What’s the obsession with clowns lately“. Bozo acts are generally considered clownish.

    And Michelle – if you ever do get to Gilbert for a pig roast I will gladly brew the tea.

  67. #679298
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:18 pm, Cosmo said:

    Anderson Cooper got his start on Channel 1, the pay-to-indoctrinate high school faux news channel, right? I believe he was second fiddle to once-MTV News correspondent Serena Altschul and NatGeo’s Lisa Ling at the time.

    This simply explains why Cooper would go for the genital joke. He was playing to the core audience who got him where he is today: high school boys who enjoy vulgar jokes.

  68. #679299
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:18 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    The masks have come off

    In James Wolcotts case, PLEASE put it back on!

    . I wish I could be that man for you Michelle and run through that tawdry poltroon with my rapier wit, alas, I am unarmed it wouldn’t be a fair fight as he would be unarmed!!

    Gee, I wouldv’e expected you had said it that way, as Taibi has neither wit nor wisdom.

  69. #679301
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:19 pm, Bob Mc said:

    I guess we know now that Andy Cooper is not a teabagger but a teabaggee.

  70. #679307
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:23 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    The snarky tone an dissing basically means the tax revolt/tea parties are working.

    If it wasn’t, they wouldn’t be so breathless to diss it.

  71. #679310
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:31 pm, Hangfire said:

    The guy needs his mommy to wash out his mouth. A little castor oil should help clean him out.

    I’m sure he would tea-bag before he would eat balut or dinaguan anyway.

  72. #679312
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:36 pm, calamityville said:

    These two idiots are disgusting but I beleive we need people like them. If all the dems acted with integrity we would be in more trouble than we already are. Not only are most of their policies bad but so is their behavior. It is good for people to see this.

  73. #679314
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:38 pm, walterc said:

    Gosh, David. How about Independence Day Protest?

    How about Re-Independence Day Rally?

    Or the Throw The Bums Out Protest?

    Or The Second Shot Heard ’round The World Rally?

    Or the Today It’s Speeches And Flags, Tomorrow It’s Pitch Forks And Torches Rally?

  74. #679316
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:41 pm, CrazyFool said:

    On April 16th, 2009 at 5:01 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Drudge is reporting that FoxNews ratings surged on their Tea Party coverage. CNN and MSNBC seem to have adopted the Air America model for building an audience.

    I’m of the opinion that they are betting on getting a { bailout | payback } from Obama and the Dems. After all they have been carrying their water for the past decades.

    That and the mandatory CNN or MSN-BS watching. I think ‘1984′ called it the miniute of hate (only this will be an hour).

  75. #679317
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:45 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    Or The Second Shot Heard ’round The World Rally?

    Or ‘Its The Shot You Dont Hear Thats Kills You’ Rally

    ———

    Or the Today It’s Speeches And Flags, Tomorrow It’s Pitch Forks And Torches Rally?

    I think it was Obama himself that said ‘Its only (his) administration that is standing between (them) and the pitchforks. So he readily admits that we need to take out his Administration too.

  76. #679323
    On April 16th, 2009 at 6:53 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Ah, I knew I could trigger originality…. we’ll have a name by then, I’m sure… I’m working on one. ” Re-establish the Constitution Day”.

  77. #679328
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:00 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    So this fool Matt Taibbi demonstrate in public that he is a brainless moron?

    Isn’t funny how there are just an endless stream of these liberal twits? From Dean on down. What’s that expression someone used? A Human Jacuzzi of Stupid.

    It must be embarrassing to be a liberal.

  78. #679331
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:03 pm, Regulus said:

    Michelle says:

    I have always been clear that this blog was merely a conduit for your voices. And I repeated that again this morning.

    Hmm, you may just be a “conduit” now, but eventually if the Tea Party movement is to grow beyond a scatter-shot collection of protests and into a serious national political influence, it’s going to need well-recognizable leaders.

    Like it or not, or want it or not Michelle, this means you.

    It’s rather like what happened when that airliner crashed into the Potomac some years back: a group of survivors was struggling in the freezing water while a helicopter overhead lowered a rescue line. One man kept grabbing it and handing it off to someone else until all but him were saved.

    He probably didn’t think of himself as a “leader,” but as a “conduit” instead — just like you. Yet is there any doubt that without his taking the initiative more would have perished fighting over the line?

    Sometimes you don’t get to choose your destiny. Sometimes it chooses you. You can be as modest as you want, Michelle, but the inescapable fact is that without your leadership — yes, that’s what it is — the Tea Party movement would be smaller and less organized than it is.

    Where it goes from here will also depend heavily on what you do, say and write. You cannot escape your destiny.

  79. #679337
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm, Stillwaiting said:

    My father told me that if a man got out of line in front of a lady (back in his day), the other men took him out back and taught him some manners. It might take more than one trip into the alley for these two, but eventually even they would learn.

    This thread is a first for me. I visit mm.com because I know mm is a straight shooter and there is much to be learned here. The info available here has generated a broad range of reactions over the years–smiles, anger, disgust, annoyance, etc. But I was always glad to learn whatever it was because it was truth. Today is the exception. I’d never heard the vulgar term those crass punks seem to think was so clever. I don’t blame mm, but I sure wish I still had not heard it. While I’m wishing, I hope there’s a dark alley and an “etiquette instructor” in their future.

  80. #679344
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:10 pm, JHSII said:

    “internationally respected, award-winning CNN journalist Anderson Cooper”

    I note that Walter Duranty was also so acclaimed. Cooper is simply following in the illustrious footsteps of his predecessor.

    /sarc

  81. #679354
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:18 pm, Paul said:

    Taibbi was on Imus this morning. Actually Imus was giving him a hard time for being such a snarky leftie.

  82. #679357
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:20 pm, gco said:

    Surely these teabag remarks mean nothing, becasue the people who make these remarks are the people who care. Just like how Obama cares so much that he’d never stoop so low as to make fun of the Special Olympics, right? How insecure would a man have to be to do something like that, anyway?

    So many of them would crumble if a spectacle was made of how phony thier “caring” is.

  83. #679360
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:20 pm, RetFireman said:

    I just get tired of seeing our time here being taken up by the “outrage” over liberals and marxists behaving like schoolchildren.

    Hey Bear…I take GREAT offense at this referrence.

    I have three school age children, two of them still in grade school, and all three of them are better mannered and far better behaved than these scum-wads. To say what you are saying is doing a great disservice to the maturity levels of school children everywhere. ;)

  84. #679361
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:21 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    “internationally respected, award-winning CNN journalist Anderson Cooper”

    Good-let foreigners have him-send him to Arabia; one way ticket.

  85. #679362
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:22 pm, CrazyFool said:

    Metinks that ole Matt protests too much.

    Envy perhaps? After all MM (and Ann for that matter) don’t have to descent to vulgar (and basically disgusting) fantasies to attempt to get their point (if only Matt had one!) across.

    Dear Matt. Green [as in envy] really isn’t your color – it particularly brings out your ugliness to the forefront for everyone to see.

  86. #679364
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:26 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Michelle, if it weren’t for your blog, I’d have never heard of Matt Taibbi.

  87. #679367
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:28 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    This thread is a first for me.

    Welcome!! Its looks like there are several new posters online today. Did we have a membership drive this week?

    I’d never heard the vulgar term those crass punks seem to think was so clever.

    Just FYI, know your ‘enemy’. And I havent noted it in a long time but ‘Sun Tzu – The Art of War

    I guess most of you dont want to know what a ‘Tossed Salad’ is either….

  88. #679370
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:30 pm, Speakup said:

    Despicable and shameful for thee but not for me.

    Despicable and shameful indeed

    For Immediate Release:
    April 15, 2009 Contact: Trevor Kincaid
    (202) 226-6898

    Schakowsky Statement on ‘Tax Day Tea Parties’

    Schakowsky Calls Parties “Despicable’ and “Shameful”

    CHICAGO, IL (April 15, 2009) – Rep. Jan Schakowsky, D-IL, released the following statement in response to “tea parties” being held on Tax Day.

    “The ‘tea parties’ being held today by groups of right-wing activists, and fueled by FOX News Channel, are an effort to mislead the public about the Obama economic plan that cuts taxes for 95 percent of Americans and creates 3.5 million jobs. It’s despicable that right-wing Republicans would attempt to cheapen a significant, honorable moment of American history with a shameful political stunt. Not a single American household or business will be taxed at a higher rate this year. Made to look like a grassroots uprising, this is an Obama bashing party promoted by corporate interests, as well as Republican lobbyists and politicians.”

  89. #679371
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:31 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:21 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    “internationally respected, award-winning CNN journalist Anderson Cooper”

    Good-let foreigners have him-send him to Arabia; one way ticket.

    I think by “internationally respected” they mean that his Visa card will be accepted in Toronto.

  90. #679374
    On April 16th, 2009 at 7:34 pm, vickisoup said:

    You should read the apoplectic comments over at sfgate. I’ve been ROTFLMAO all afternoon. They are soooooo scared, and have complete and total misinformation that they repeat over….and over….and over…..and over….and over….and then they all laugh and twitter about how enlightened and sophisticated they are, and what a bunch of “racist hillbillies” we are. It’s freakin’ hilarious!
    :lol:

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