Obama’s We Suck ’09 Tour
Ed Morrissey at Hot Air has been tracking President Obama’s grovel tour and pitches a perfect idea for a T-shirt design contest after watching him bow and scrape to the dictators in Latin America:
Once again, we have the new President embarking on the “We Suck ‘09″ tour, kicked off in Europe, where he felt the need to apologize for the last administration’s efforts to defend America’s interests on the international stage. Obama likes to call this “smart power” and tells us we’ll get more by appearing humble than by pursuing our interests in the normal fashion. So far, the rest of the world has applauded Obama’s performance — and gone on to reject our requests for economic cooperation, combat troops for Afghanistan, partnership with Russia against Iran, and North Korean continuation of the six-party nuclear disarmament talks without launching long-range missiles over Japan.
Buy the T-shirt for the tour, folks, but don’t be too unhappy if they run out. It looks like we’ll have a “We Suck” tour in 2010, 2011, and 2012, too.
We’re thinking a cartoon of Obama bowing to King Abdullah on the front, and a list of cities in Europe and Latin America Obama has visited on the back. Send your ideas/graphics to tips@hotair.com!
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Actually I think they need to title it “USA Sucks 09″ world tour, because I believe there are some idiots who would not get who the “We” is.
“We suck”? Does he have a mouse in his pocket? He does not speak for me, thank you.
Sorry for the double post, I’m multitasking this morning. These T-shirts must be yellow, aren’t they?
Forgot to mention, I wrote to the President for the first time. I asked that he talk to his wife about being proud in our country for the first time and suggest he maybe adopt that attitude and project that image in his speeches for the future.
I wonder if I will get flagged by the Secret Service or DHS now as a rightwing extremist because of it.
You misspelled “Oui”, Michelle.
yellow or commie red….
Are we sure that there is no possibility of a recall election for a sitting President – even for gross incompetence and malfeasance? What about representing foreign interests over American ones? Criminy sakes alive! How much longer can this be tolerated?
It’s not the “We Suck” tour. After all, “We” are “The One we’ve been waiting for.” The actual name for the tour is the “We Apologize for Bush Tour.”
Just make one shirt.
I suck tour 09′
and give it to Odopey.
“There is no senior partner and junior partner in our relations; there is simply engagement based on mutual respect and common interests…”
Yep.
Socialism. Dictatorship. Control of the press. Weakened populace.
From the L.A. Times:
Not only military intervention?! What other country in the world has provided even half as much humanitarian aid in the past century as ours has? Money for the poor all around the world, care packages, people going to serve in other countries that need help, the tsunami aid, rebuilding countries after a war, and rescuing refugees. This has all been provided through private citizens, and oh yeah, our military. This remark by the president was very offensive to me.
Dumbama makes Jimmy Carter look like Rambo.
There many things I wouldn’t want to be caught dead in, and one of them would be any picture of Obama.
Actually, they have a yellow stripe running down the back.
Obama the Coward. This president least resembles an American. He has no backbone. He has no guts. He has no balls. He is a coward like every other socialist progressive liberal.
The era of hyper-narcissism continues to open…
where will it lead…???
Does the WE include those that voted for this ass. Chains you cam believe in!
Remember, this is the president who so generously gave $50,000 for earthquake relief in Italy a few weeks ago.
Meanwhile, days after the tsunamis in 2004, the US had given $35 million in aid to victims.
Not to mention corporations that donated millions. And millions from religious groups.
The message is clear: if it doesn’t come from government, it doesn’t count to Obama.
You know, like our nasty Navy taking relief supplies and performing medical service for the (mainly Muslim, by the way) tsunami victims. That kind of military intervention.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties – we did.
But you can’t hold the United States responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame our adversaries as well? And if everyone is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of civilization in general?
Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Our First Un-Documented President wants to make sure the rest of the world knows he cares about them. And not about U.S.
Shouldn’t this be called the “rev Wright — I’m back tour of 2009″. You have to admit, ZERO sounds more like rev Wright everyday.
They need to make a bigger version that can used used as a May Day Flag-best hurry.
Perhaps ‘Oui-The Weenie We Have Been Waiting For As We Suck ‘09‘.
Either of two back grounds would be appropriate: Hammer and Sickle
Cellor Sword and Crescent.I suck ’09 could be overlaid on the Presidential Seal. “All Power to the Soviet (Mullahs?)” would come later.
Let’s see what is going on in POTUS’ brain today…
Continue to set up Geitner take the fall…
An apology to southeast Asia, an apology to Africa, and an apology to the indigenous people of Australia…that should secure my Nobel Peace Prize…
Schedulue strategy meeting with TOTUS…
YA YA and did we sit around when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
You’re right this could be the greatest day of our lives…….
Dean Obama: You’ve done it this time buster! No more talk radio! I’m calling the FCC! I’m going to revoke your license! And if you wiseguys do one more thing, one more, I’m going to kick you out of the country! No more freedoms of any kind!
Last week: DHS calls us extremist.
This week: Smiling photos with Chavez.
You dont need to be a weatherman to know how the wind blows.
But that’s only part of it…
he has to remind everyone that he isn’t responsible.
NIC, narcissist-in-chief…
Nothing is more important to B. Hussain
than B. Hussain.
Quick question: who allowed the Democrats to shed their Democrat Red colors? Yes, Democrat Red. Between 1948 and 1988, the Dems were Red… What happened?
I am sticking with the Sword and Sickle
CellCNN fron Drudge
This was so visually striking when the MSM, using the talking points handed to them from the WH, indicated that Odumbo was “not in the first row” for the
family reunionLatin America photo op.Humble indeed and transparently phony as h#ll.
zero the primitive is still not done bowing, even among his buddies from 3rd world countries. zero takes submission to a level never seen before. gutless and pathetic and those are his best qualities.
thats the whole point of this ‘tour’ he’s apologizing for america as it was…but he of course is not part of that amerikkka…now we’ve entered the age of OBAMA…and we are now the people’s republikkk of amerikkka..where some pigs are more equal than others…
in other words, we’re on your side now…
OK. It seems there is a recurring theme for what the t-shirt will look like.
It will be communist red, with communist yellow writing on the front saying “U.S. Sucks Tour ’09″ above a picture of the The B.O. bowing to King Abdullah. On the back will be a bright yellow stripe running all the way up the middle of the back with the cities visited on either side of it.
That about right?
Give me Cowboy Diplomacy any time over this mealy-mouthed, limp wristed, mea culpa, weak kneed, goveling, toe sucking, please be my friend, sputum! I’ve seen invertebrate creatures lying on their backs, on the bottom of ponds, with more backbone than this effeminate sissy! Other than that, I have no strong feelings.
Barack Hussein Obama: The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
It’s like some mad scientists combined the “best traits” of Jimmy Carter and Alan Alda…
Anyone care to venture a quess as to why Obamessiah looks so comfortable with Marxist thugs like Chavez, et al? Could it be he is so happy to relaunch the Socialist International? When will Obamessiah proclaim “Marx, Engels and Lenin Day?”
I am really sick to my stomach after watching this clown bow to and cavort with thugs!
Grovel tour – I love it. Be sure to stay with CNN for grovel to grovel coverage.
——————————————————————————–
D-Day: War’s over, man. Obama dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.
Bluto: And it ain’t over now. ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough…
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin’! Who’s with me? Let’s go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the f$%k happened to the GOP I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my a$$ from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Obama, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…
Otter: Dead! Bluto’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
Bluto: We’re just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let’s do it.
Bluto: *Let’s do it*!
Veterans not going to take janet napolitano lame excuse.
http://citytavern.wordpress.com/2009/04/19/a-veterans-perspective-on-the-dhs-drivel/
I bow and scrape to no one. This SOB does not speak for me. WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
“L’etat c’est moi!”
B. Hussain
could take lessons on how not to apologize
from
Nappy Jan
Remember how the media scoffed when Republicans suggested that Democrats would elevate America’s enemies by openly meeting w/ them?
Remember how the MSM derided Hillary when she warned Democrats that Obama would lend the presidency to prop-up failing dictators via photo opts & speeches?
Well, looks like they were right.
Suis je bovvered?
Regarde mon Visage
Est-Qu mon visage bovvered?
Un kilo de pom
Suis je Par Bovvered?
Est-qu voidrais disrespecta ma familie?
Non, pas-qu june suis parge bovvered.
Est-qu palusa ma mere une pikey? Est-qu palusa mon pere un gipo.
Oops! Hit submit.
Cont’d:
Hillary and the Republicans called it, while the media was proven wrong. I wonder what else the MSM will miss -
If we have another 9/11/ on his watch, all of these enlightened people can take FULL blame for it.
They had the template for success and not only rejected it, they crowed about how they threw it away. No quarter for them if the worst happens.
Geez! Now I know what it must feel like to be French! I think I need another shower…
That specter takes more material form each day…
I only hope that the many dedicated men and women who guard our nation will be able to perform, what with all the crap they are being burdened with by our Political Class, including our courts and the MSM.
So, here’s a question:
For all of those obama zombies who, after the election, said that they are now proud again to be Americans, how do they feel about his America bashing?
Proud?
Yes! OF COURSE…!!!
It is their world-view that WE are the source and center of virtually all that is wrong in the world.
They are happy as pigs in slop…
An apt metaphor…
The Barry Obama We Suck ’09 tour, starring:
The Castro Brothers
Hugo Chavez
Daniel Ortega
Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
Luiz Inacio Lula
and Barry Obama as the noobie President
Don’t be so naive as to think they won’t blame it on Bush – that he coordinated it from his ranch in Crawford, or some other half-arsed theory.
That, or they’ll blame us “right-wing extremists” and use another 9/11 as an excuse to throw us all in jail…
That seems to be the real purpose of the DHS report.
To blame right-wing extremists, that is.
Oh they will try everything…..
Obambi and his zombies agree with what Chavez and Ortega have said. He is not going to call them on it. He heard these things from his mentors all his life. Black Liberation Theology had it’s beginnings in Latin America. The church Obambi sat in for twenty years teaches and preaches BLT. He didn’t stand for America then and he won’t now. This anger voiced here needs to be channeled into actively supporting candidates that will stand against this liberal onslaught. This poor excuse of a president needs to be made a lame duck, one term, retired has been, ASAP.
Obama’s gift from Chavez Open Veins of Latin America should make great reading and help reinforce his leftist world view. I ran across it a few years ago and managed to force myself to read it without puking. Pretty much the same as a Howard Zinn Peoples History with a South American twist. In fairness, he does make some interesting analysis of the economic problems and manages to avoid blaming America for 100% of problems there. Still, it will soon be a “must read” for all good leftist progressive intellectual wanna-be’s.
For some reason being a right wing extremist seems like a good thing about now.
The famous book How to Win Friends and Influence People does not say: “Be an arrogant a$$***e at all times.” A new approach to diplomacy and foreign affairs might just work better than the failed Bush/Cheney “With us or against us” strategy. Even the Brits are pulling out of Iraq.
Why tell this to us? Obama is in charge now. He is the one who plans to keep 50,000 US Troops in Iraq.
That and to create hyper-sensitivity among local law enforcement of conservative demonstrators, protesters and writers, so as to possibly harass them into silence and staying home.
Yes, let’s base our foreign policy on a self-help book!
Here’s a hint, lgm: that only works when both sides are rational and open to diplomacy. Do you think Iran is? Venezuela? The Taliban? North Korea? Russia?
They all – vocally – have said the same thing: they want to see America fall.
And you just hope they like us as we do it. Good gravy.
As for the UK, in 10 years, London will cease to be a place where you and I can travel safely; Europe is liberalizing itself out of existence, capitulating to Muslim immigrants who have about double the children of native Europeans. So I wouldn’t base any measure of decent foreign policy on a continent that’s PC-ing itself to death.
The West Leg of the World Tour ’09
THE BOHICA TOUR ’09:
Barack Obama’s Hallucinations In Central America Tour
Excuse me? Did Obama not just abandon dialog for “Cowboy” diplomacy in signing the use of force order to gain Cap. Phillips release?
A note from Victor Davis Hanson’s blog:
Read the rest here.
Things are really bad when the French can “dis” you like this and be right…
So when are you actually going to read it?
Question, has anyone seen O-BOZO shaking hands or embracing any of the POLITICAL LEADERS from COLUMBIA??? OHHH, never mind, I forgot COLUMBIA is a friend to the UNITED STATES… SILLY ME!!!
On the front: with a list of cities visited.
The America Sucks Tour “09
On the back:
Don’t blame me, I wasn’t even born there!
with a picture of Obama bowing to the king.
Obama Sucks, We Don’t!
Sadly that is more true than funny
If there is another 9/11 I think I’ll just ignore it. Bush ll damn near apologized for the first one so I imagine He Whose Middle Name is Hussein will do worse.
How to Win Friends and Influence People is an excellent read: I have no hope of influencing Socialist and most certainly don’t want them as friends. Dale Carnegie did not get a Fedzilla grant to write it so someone would not be interested. He is too busy being an arrogant a$$***e at all time.
Get your May Day flag ready or BroBama and an arrogant a$$***e will be upset- something with a Hammer and Sickle
Cell.Hey, Duh One! Hear this:
That means you ALWAYS stand up for the USA! Don’t go around telling everyone that you’re sorry that we even exist!
No, it doesn’t. That’s the title of YOUR book.
This is why the constitution requires the president to be a natural born citizen.
Yeah, good thing we got that covered.
IF you haven’t read the excellent piece by V.D. Hanson…DO!!!
http://victorhanson.com/articles/hanson041709PF.html
He doing a great job of sucking our money out of the stock market.
Sure wish I had posted that link back in #66. Oh, wait! I did!
Hanson is great. He needs more exposure and Newt needs less!
LGM is right, its Obama’s secret plan, use NLP because arrogant dictators, who dont allow a free press, need the fawning. Then when we want something from them, they will be putty in our hands.
And, here I thought the Obamessiah would have even furrinners swooning over him.
I’m verkempt!
***
President Obama (PBUH) continues destroying the U.S.A. as he changes it into his dream U.S.S.A. Just like I have expected after 2 years of listening to his unedited T.V. video clips and studying his background, mentors, and votes in the Illinois and U.S. Senate.
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He is right on track with his agenda. Meeting with his “birds of a feather” socialist / marxist / communist dictator friends–he likes the work they are doing in their fiefdoms.
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The Russian, Chinese, Castro brothers, North Korean, Vietnam, Argentinian, Iranian, etc. DICTATORSHIPS are probably next appeasement tour stops as he does his NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN / JIMMY CARTER II tricks.
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The enemies of our country are licking their chops and planning their dream takeovers of their democratic neighbors and their resources. They know weakness and fear when they see it.
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Any of our real friends in the world (Canada, Britain, Australia, Israel, Colombia, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, Poland, Hungrary, Ukraine, etc.) should be shaking in their boots as they see how they will be thrown to the wolves when the S**T hits the fan as the Obama appeasement bears fruit.
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Any of our so-called (not) friends like Germany, France, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Spain, etc. should realize that they are next. I think that WW3 may be on the horizon–when a future U. S. President is forced to fight it after we start losing our cities to nukes.
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May God protect and preserve the new U.S.S.A.–President Obama will not. I would hate to be in the U.S. Military in the future U.S.S.A. under this clown–he will make Presidents Lyndon Johnson (RIP) and Jimmuh Carter (still trashing America) look like Winston Churchill.
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John Bibb
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Does anyone have any actual video of Pres Obama saying, “I am sorry” or “I apologize”, because nothing I have heard thus far is an actual mea culpa?
Stating what we did and/or past policies does not amount to an apology.
For the record – While true, admitting that I over indulged in tequila while in College is part of my history. It happened, and that is a fact. I have moved on from that moment in my life, and I will take a different approach.
I prefer Bourbon now.
Anyone here think I just apologized for over indulging in tequila?
zyzz; you didn’t apologie, but you did explain your point of view. switch from bourbon to water, and it may clear up your delusions.
The analogy is non-sequitor.
The best strawmen are.
It’s not quite the “We Suck” tour. More aptly, it’s the,
“We sucked under George Bush, but I’m no George Bush” tour.
Such a theme in perfect keeping with Hope-a-Dope’s demonstrated pattern of ditching responsibilities in favor of more “Let’s play pretend-President” opportunities: he can’t have as much play-time and party-time if people somehow expect him to, you know, actually lead.
There’s a reason for why “humility” and “humiliation” are so close together. The following was said by a foreign government official of Bill Clinton shortly after he became president:
“When George Bush spoke, you felt America’s power. When Clinton talks, it’s more like being back in college, where everything is up for negotiation and debate.”
It’s no different today with Jimmy Carter in blackface.
Kowtowing before foreigners makes perfect sense if you’ve just climbed out of the “diversity” stew: for just as it holds that all cultures are equally good except America’s, which is uniquely bad, what Hope-a-Dope is saying is that only when America practices it does acting in the national interest become a bad thing.
In the days after 9/11, I remember waking up every morning asking myself, “Will the news tell me that we’ve been attacked again?”
Today, I wake up and ask, “Has Hope-a-Dope given away the whole store yet, or is he still working on it?”
“Apology tour.” I spit. Hope-a-Dope’s sorry, alright….
I am sure that Hitler might well be equally apologetic for any “unnecessary collateral damage” resulting from the application of his policies between 1933 and 1945. The major issues is what he would consider “unnecessary collateral damage…”
You have all heard some variation of the following conversation:
Child: (to another child) You’re stupid!
Parent: You can’t say that. It isn’t polite. Apologize for calling him stupid!
Child: Okay, I’m sorry you’re stupid.
You have to parse the statements. Obama and his ilk are the masters of “doubletalk.”
Send_Me – THANK YOU! I remember one election looking at the map and thinking the Republican had lost and that all the Republican and Democrat states had gone catywampus. Then I realized we were being shown as red and I thought I though my memory was playing tricks with me… I could have sworn we were blue!
Thank you for showing me that… gads.
I’ve checked and it turns out the Red/Blue switcheroo began in 2000.
In Iran I would be an ethnic minority. Why doesn’t that count for anything?
From VDH on NationalReview.com today:
The only problem is that BHO would fail the “content of his character” test and everybody knows it. That is why he can’t let go of the “race card.”
Funny how the ‘We Suck ’09′ tour is being touted as a success by the O’bots. We went from having the EU frown and give us the finger, to having them smile and give us the finger. Change you can believe in, huh?
Hmmmm, maybe I will say it differently -
For the record – While true, admitting that I over indulged in
tequilabeing an ugly American while inCollegeCentral America it is part of my history. It happened, and that is a fact. I have moved on from that moment in my life, and I will take a different approach.I prefer
Bourbonmutualy respectful dialogue now.Anyone here think I just apologized for over indulging in
tequilabeing an ugly American?And, BTW why hasn’t anyone answered the first question about actual video showing Pres Obama actualy saying, “I’m sorry” or “I apologize”?
Here’s the first in a long string of lies that THE ONE is getting away with…
The truth is that a dialog is on-going at all times, with all nations, at various levels…
usually dependent on how they behave.
What THE ONE is pretending is that he’s bigger than all his predecessors (because, of course, Clinton didn’t meet with thugs without conditions).
The truth is that he’s simply VASTLY more narcissistic than his predecessors (a damn good trick!), and is willing to subvert the interests of our nation to feed his ego.
The pre-conditions ALL his predecessors imposed had a purpose. It was an incentive, as world leaders do value any face time with the leader of the free world.
It’s just that quite a few don’t deserve it.
He’s too ignorant to understand reality. His TV broadcast to the people of Iran…???? More people on Long Island heard it than in Iran, which jams TV signals.
Duh…
You can rest assured that whatever the picture, Anderson Cooper will make puerile jokes about “we suck” with his guests ad infinitum…thinking that “we” don’t “get it.”
“We” do, Mr. Cooper. And we’re done “hanging” with you.