Humans make Earth Day better

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 22, 2009 03:33 PM

From the Competitive Enterprise Institute, a human-centered Earth Day public service announcement:

Make sure to share the vid with your children and help immunize the next generation against enviro-nitwit-ism. Meghan Cox Gurdon surveys eco-fear-mongering in children’s literature:

If you have somehow missed the fact that April 22 is Earth Day, it’s probably because you are grown up. Were you a child, there’s not a chance you’d be allowed to miss the urgent chthonic nature of the day — nor the need to recycle, to use water sparingly, to protect endangered creatures and generally to be agitated about a planet in peril.

Contemporary children are so drenched with eco-propaganda that it’s almost a waste of resources. Like acid rain, but more persistent and corrosive, it dribbles down on them all day long. They get it at school, where recycling now competes with tolerance as man’s highest virtue. They get it in peppy “go green” messages online, on television and in magazines.

And increasingly, the eco-message is seeping into the pages of novels that don’t, on their face, necessarily seem to be about environmentalism at all. Thus children who might like to escape into a good book are now likely to find themselves pursued into that imaginative realm by didactic adults fixated on passing along endless tellurian warnings.

Susceptible children are left in no doubt that we’re all headed for a despoiled, immiserated future unless they start planting pansies in their old shoes, using dryer lint as mulch, and practicing periodic vegetarianism. Not surprisingly, many young people are anxious. The more impressionable among them are coming to believe that their smallest decisions could have catastrophic effects on the globe. This, of course, is nonsense, unless their smallest decision involves tipping vats of mercury into forest streams. But they’re children, for goodness’ sake: They tend to believe what adults tell them — minus the nuance.

It’s working: One in three children fear green apocalpyse.

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  1. #684707
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:05 am, dpt said:

    In celebration of Earth Day, I went to McDonald’s for lunch and had fries and a double-cheese burger.

  2. #684712
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:10 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Earth Day was founded by Gaylord Nelson……

    Uh, no. I lived in the Philadelphia area during the 70s. Einhorn (instrumental in the Earth Day event) was one of the co-founders. The Earth Day folks and other co-founders and organizers from that era have made sure to distance themselves from Einhorn, once they found out he killed his girlfriend.

  3. #684716
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 am, PBoilermaker said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 pm, sonofdy said:
    I can help out about 15 of them per magazine.

    No high caps in your neck of the woods?

  4. #684723
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:31 am, RabbidSquirrel said:

    Funny…a rotting tree and a burning tree = more CO2 in exactly the same quantity.

    Thats non-sense. You completely left humans out of the equation.

    When you factor in the human element, then the deadly form of Super-CarbonO2 is created.

    You must properly account for liberalism being logarithmically proportional to Super-Carbon. It is the rare case where a constant is also a variable.

  5. #684726
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 am, RabbidSquirrel said:

    Earth Day was founded by Gaylord Nelson……

    Earth Day was founded by that dude in ‘Meet The Parents‘??

  6. #684736
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 am, tbear44 said:

    Where I live the only polluting I do is poop in an outhouse, run a chainsaw and occasionally an ATV, and for 6 hours a day run a Honda gas powered generator. I wonder if all of the greenies out there could shut off their power at night? If you are asleep what do you need power for? Wouldn’t that save a lot more than mercury laden lightbulbs that don’t work?
    The greenies answer: “Oh, shutting off power may be OK where you live, but for me it is an unreasonable request.”

  7. #684765
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 3:10 am, SpeakEasy said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 pm, sonofdy said:
    If they lead by example, I’ve got no kick…Lets help them out.
    I can help out about 15 of them per magazine.

    My mags hold 30 rounds each; I would be happy to lend a hand in the name of efficiency.

  8. #684784
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 am, DagneyT said:

    I heard women on talk radio telling Glenn Beck that their children were told to wear green on Earth Day for extra credit. It used to be “extra credit” went for extra work!

  9. #684787
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 7:01 am, DagneyT said:

    Cars did more damage to the LA air than Krakatoa

    lgm, Having lived in L.A., I know that the basin in which it lies was known by the ancient indians who lived there as “the valley of fire” long before there was a single car there!

  10. #684790
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 7:17 am, deedledee said:

    I remember during the many anti-nuke protests in the 1980’s that small children were used in various social campaigns to express their terror of nukes. At the time, some psychologists said that it is the job of parents to protect their young children from worrying about things like this that were out of their control. It was jarring to see a six year old so versed on nukes and it could only be the parents who provided this information. Now even if you keep your kids away from the news of the day, it seems to be okay for grade schools to put the fear of God bad science into them.

  11. #684797
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 7:31 am, frontierguy said:

    Does LGM really believe that he is one of the sane 90% of people out there?!? I cannot stop laughing. LGM, you are left of left buddy… This is funny stuff.

  12. #684816
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 8:30 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    BlameAmericaLast said:

    All I said was murderers should compost their victims in trunks like Earthday founder Ira Einhorn.

    Speaking of that piece of trash. Anyone else notice how the Earth Day entry in Wikipedia has been scrubbed of any reference to him?

    Here’s something I didn’t know. Guess who was Einhorn’s attorney?

    Einhorn’s bail was set at $40,000 at the request of his attorney, Arlen Specter;

  13. #684852
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 am, MtsEdge said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm, letget said:
    Today I thanked God for creating this Earth and me. He is the one who will decide how it will end.
    L

    letget, so true! Thanks for the prayer suggestion. I also thanked God for creating this earth, and sustaining it and all that is therein, despite what man does!!

  14. #684854
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 am, spaceycakes said:

    Ah yes; ‘Earth Day’.

    I burned all my household trash along with a lot of yard waste in a huge fire outside last evening. I smoked 2 cigarettes while I watched the trash burn.

    I think I heard the trees, flowers, birds, cornfields, bees in the hive all thanking me.

    I’m not being sarcastic. All of the above thrive around our property.

  15. #684862
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 am, happy2behere said:

    I don’t celebrate the loopy earth celebration that a convicted murderer founded, but I dont get the unhealty anti-conservation nonsense either.

    Conservatives are supposed to be the ones with the facts and the facts are that cigar smoking, unhealty eating, and the like, harm YOU.

    You look silly when you use these arguments.

  16. #684867
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 am, MtsEdge said:

    We do our part to waste very little. We recycle/reuse/reduce use for everything we can, incl. food and paper and plastic. Uneaten food is composted or given to our dogs. Paper and plastic are recycled or reused for storage, crafts, etc. We shop at yard sales and consignment stores for clothing and household items. We also “freecycle ” to try to ensure that items we can’t use don’t end up in a landfill. (You’d be amazed at how often our “junk” becomes someone else’s “treasure” and vice versa!) My husband hunts and what we don’t eat he passes on to those who do.

    It’s called being a good steward. We didn’t need the goobermint to tell us how/when or even why to do it.

  17. #684906
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 am, happyscrapper said:

    On April 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 am, happy2behere said:
    I don’t celebrate the loopy earth celebration that a convicted murderer founded, but I dont get the unhealty anti-conservation nonsense either.

    Conservatives are supposed to be the ones with the facts and the facts are that cigar smoking, unhealty eating, and the like, harm YOU.

    You look silly when you use these arguments.

    I believe a lot of it is said to make a point…don’t you?

  18. #685120
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    On April 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 am, happyscrapper said:
    Conservatives are supposed to be the
    I believe a lot of it is said to make a point…don’t you?

    Amen

  19. #685128
    On April 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    I celebrated earth day (lowercase intentional) by driving for 2 hours to the airport, eating a really good cheeseburger at the airport foodcourt, then boarding an airplane. (A fossil fuel burning airplane. A carbon dioxide emiting airplane.) I then flew home.

    My original intent was to use the lawnmower and the chipper-shredder to do some yard work.

    However, instead, I took my son ice skating (his first time). We had a BLAST!

  20. #686243
    On April 24th, 2009 at 3:36 pm, happy2behere said:

    The point being what? That “I harm myself and the evironment and I’m proud of it?” It seems a rather juvenile response to the enviro-nitwits. I dont like them much either, but come on, is that the best you got? This site has lost much of it’s witty humor.

  21. #686257
    On April 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm, happy2behere said:

    Thank you MtsEdge, we do the same. Not because some looney lefty group told us to but because the Bible counsels us to be good stewards and treat our bodies as temples.

    However, as many people today are non-believers, such reasoning would not work with them. And all I’m saying is; neither will the “I’m a jerk,” jokes.

  22. #686294
    On April 24th, 2009 at 4:36 pm, MtsEdge said:

    On April 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm, happy2behere said:

    Agreed.

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