Humans make Earth Day better

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 22, 2009 03:33 PM

From the Competitive Enterprise Institute, a human-centered Earth Day public service announcement:

Make sure to share the vid with your children and help immunize the next generation against enviro-nitwit-ism. Meghan Cox Gurdon surveys eco-fear-mongering in children’s literature:

If you have somehow missed the fact that April 22 is Earth Day, it’s probably because you are grown up. Were you a child, there’s not a chance you’d be allowed to miss the urgent chthonic nature of the day — nor the need to recycle, to use water sparingly, to protect endangered creatures and generally to be agitated about a planet in peril.

Contemporary children are so drenched with eco-propaganda that it’s almost a waste of resources. Like acid rain, but more persistent and corrosive, it dribbles down on them all day long. They get it at school, where recycling now competes with tolerance as man’s highest virtue. They get it in peppy “go green” messages online, on television and in magazines.

And increasingly, the eco-message is seeping into the pages of novels that don’t, on their face, necessarily seem to be about environmentalism at all. Thus children who might like to escape into a good book are now likely to find themselves pursued into that imaginative realm by didactic adults fixated on passing along endless tellurian warnings.

Susceptible children are left in no doubt that we’re all headed for a despoiled, immiserated future unless they start planting pansies in their old shoes, using dryer lint as mulch, and practicing periodic vegetarianism. Not surprisingly, many young people are anxious. The more impressionable among them are coming to believe that their smallest decisions could have catastrophic effects on the globe. This, of course, is nonsense, unless their smallest decision involves tipping vats of mercury into forest streams. But they’re children, for goodness’ sake: They tend to believe what adults tell them — minus the nuance.

It’s working: One in three children fear green apocalpyse.

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  1. #684261
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm, Ragspierre said:

    The Earth is plenty capable of taking care of itself.

    Humans, on the other hand, have some real challenges…chief among them our own governments.

    I celebrate “Rational Thought Day” today, and give thanks to the men and women through history that have benefited me with the standard of living I enjoy.

  2. #684272
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm, letget said:

    Today I thanked God for creating this Earth and me. He is the one who will decide how it will end.
    L

  3. #684284
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    “Rational Thought Day”

    A concept that would strike fear into the hearts of liberals….and probably make their heads explode.

  4. #684289
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:55 pm, Ragspierre said:

    A concept that would strike fear into the hearts of liberals….and probably make their heads explode.

    Just one of its many positive points…!!!

  5. #684290
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    It’s working: One in three children fear green apocalpyse.

    I used to, as well. But then I grew up and realized it was all lies.

  6. #684298
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm, battleaxe said:

    In the grand scheme of things, the ecosystem of our beloved Earth is extremely fragile and could be destroyed by any number of things. Solar nova could deep-fry the atmosphere, an asteroid strike, shift in Earth’s orbit, or mega-volcano could cause an endless winter, a shift in Earth’s orbit the other way could slowly parboil the planet, or Obama’s climate politicists could poison the atmosphere.

    Yes, our Earth is fragile. Turning off the water while you brush your teeth won’t save you.

  7. #684300
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm, 24Klady said:

    Much to the chagrin of the algores of the world, God made man and will see our needs are met. Using a CFL lightbulb is not going to change that fact. Granted, there is work to be done but it is not cataclysmic or irreversible. We’ll meet the challenge and flourish, thanks be to God. Our educational system, and it’s masters, is bordering on child abuse.

  8. #684303
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm, rightisright said:

    I celebrate “Rational Thought Day” today…

    That’s awfully bias of you to leave the liberals out.

    /sarc. off

  9. #684308
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm, zyzzyg said:

    I liked the video. Instead of going negative it offered a positive message that people are doing right by the earth.

    No insults, no inflammatory language, no name calling, just a different way to approach a serious issue.

    This should be done more often with many other issues.

  10. #684310
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, hopefully some liberals will hold their collective breath and not add any more CO2 to the atmosphere, it will make my 65 vette running on 93 octane run that much better. Doin what I can to rid the world of the remnants of the dinosaur and the dreaded fossil fuels.

  11. #684311
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    How are we going to change the planet’s climate without dino poop?

  12. #684314
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:07 pm, rightisright said:

    Yes, our Earth is fragile. Turning off the water while you brush your teeth won’t save you.

    Speaking of water on earth day, I’ll worry about the water supply when Las Vegas shuts down all the fountains.

  13. #684315
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm, Lockstein13 said:

    In a similar spirit, from Human Events:

    http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=31548

    Excerpt from “7 Conservative Ways to Celebrate Earth Day”

    1) Kill something, eat it, repeat as often as sustainable.

    2) Build a windmill in Ted Kennedy’s yard.

    3) Stop illegal immigration.

    4) Build a nuclear power plant.

    5) If you love nature, find a use for it. Deer, ducks, perch, bass, mink, quail, elk, moose, rabbits, stripers, walleye, squirrels and other such animals aren’t going extinct anytime soon.

    6) Encourage wealth, private property, and capitalism. Poor countries have crappy, sterile, used-up, threatened and poisoned environments. Rich countries have National Parks, State Forests, private gamelands, wildlife preserves, marine sanctuaries and about a million other protected areas set aside for nature.

    7) Sprawl out to where nature is, get to know it. This is the residential version of “if you love nature, find a use for it.”

  14. #684318
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm, rightisright said:

    zyzzyg,agreed, it was a very positive message…too bad the LSM won’t pick up on it, not mention the NEA.

  15. #684324
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm, usa_usa said:

    Hey enviro nuts, if you are worried about global warming, please move to pluto. It is pretty cold there. And please take Al Gore with you.

  16. #684328
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm, NJRepublican said:

    Here’s what I don’t get: Earth Day was founded in 1970. I was born in 1971. Why was I never subjected to all this Earth Day crap in school? It seems to me the “movemnet” sure took a while to catch on.

    We shouldn’t need all these special holidays to teach kids/people about what’s right and wrong. It should just be everyday learning. I grew up in a “wealthy” suburb that recycled glass bottles (I used to love going with my Mom to throw the bottles in the appropriate bins and hear them smash). I played outside and went on hikes. I grew up appreciating my environment. Maybe if parents just kicked their kids outside more and took them on hikes or to the zoo, they’d appreciate Earth more too.

    And you can tell we’re economically spoiled in this country when we urge people to turn off the lights to “save the Earth” instead of to save on the electrical bill.

  17. #684337
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm, Mister P said:

    Petition the elimination of Flouride from you water supply. It is a toxin. Keep CO2, remove NAF.

  18. #684340
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm, usa_usa said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, hopefully some liberals will hold their collective breath and not add any more CO2 to the atmosphere, it will make my 65 vette running on 93 octane run that much better. Doin what I can to rid the world of the remnants of the dinosaur and the dreaded fossil fuels.

    I am driving around in my hyper polluting (with non functioning catalytic convertor) truck just to stick it to green hippies. :) Angry looks I get when it belches out black smoke are priceless

  19. #684343
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm, bmac727 said:

    Dear Congress: Climate change is cyclical – i.e., not man-caused! Any “Cap & Trade” or other “Climate Change” or “Green Energy” bill(s) will do nothing to change climate, but only increase the cost of readily-available energy through the roof! No matter what the concensus is inside the Beltway, man can do nothing to change the Earth’s climate, and to posit that CO2 is causing global warming is simply unscientific. Imagine our atmosphere as a football field. Starting from the North goal line, Nitrogen takes us 78 yds to the South 22 yd line. Oxygen then takes us all the way to the South 1 yd line. Only one yd to go, and almost all of that is the inert gas Argon, which brings us to within 3 1/2 inches of the goal line – and ONLY 1 inch of that is CO2. That’s 1 inch of CO2 out of 3,600 ins., i.e., less that 0.00028! So, if you want to reduce CO2 levels in DC, I suggest everyone on Capitol Hill just stop exhaling!

  20. #684346
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:20 pm, UrbanSpaceman said:

    Yep–kids are too young to understand the nuances and various things happening (and allegedly happening) to the world around them. It creates something called “eco-phobia” in which the kids hear so much bad news that they can’t handle it, so they become indifferent to conservation. Not that using a CFL will save the world, but we need people to think how to provide a better living to local people so they stop, for instance, killing endangered animals to make a living–and raising a generation with ecophobia will not help.

    And saving water? How necessary is that now? For instance, the water I drink from the tap comes from a river. The water that goes down my drain gets cleaned and returned to the river. This means that even if I do let the water run while I brush, no water (to speak of) is wasted. How many drains in the US take the water to points unknown as opposed to cleaning it up and dumping it into a lake, river, or underground water table? My water is recycled by those downstream from me; what water is not recycled?

  21. #684348
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm, usa_usa said:

    If all the libtards dropped dead, that will lower CO2 levels significantly. Please libtards, do it for the earth.

  22. #684354
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Whenever I hear one of these self-absorbed eco-warriors crowing about “Saving the Planet” I remember, “Four Preludes on Playthings of the Wind” by Carl Sandburg.

    Prelude 3 is a great reminder of how “powerful” we really are.

    3

    It has happened before.
    Strong men put up a city and got
    a nation together,
    And paid singers to sing and women
    to warble: We are the greatest city,
    the greatest nation,
    nothing like us ever was.

    And while the singers sang
    and the strong men listened
    and paid the singers well
    and felt good about it all,
    there were rats and lizards who listened
    … and the only listeners left now
    … are … the rats … and the lizards.

    And there are black crows
    crying, “Caw, caw,”
    bringing mud and sticks
    building a nest
    over the words carved
    on the doors where the panels were cedar
    and the strips on the panels were gold
    and the golden girls came singing:
    We are the greatest city,
    the greatest nation:
    nothing like us ever was.

    The only singers now are crows crying, “Caw, caw,”
    And the sheets of rain whine in the wind and doorways.
    And the only listeners now are … the rats … and the lizards.

  23. #684365
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:31 pm, emjem24 said:

    No matter what happens to the Earth, there’s not a thing that liberals can do about it. We could stop all energy extraction tomorrow (no, I’M NOT giving them ideas), and it wouldn’t make a bit of difference. It’s almost comical, in a sad sort of way, that humans of any stripe but liberals in particular, think they can press the reset button on “climate change” or “global warming” when some in this crowd have already pronounced that there’s no turning back.

    Carbon Dioxide is a naturally occurring substance that the Earth needs to survive. Think photosynthesis. Stop demonizing it. Instead concentrate on conservation and getting the miscreants in Africa from killing off the rest of the planet’s elephants and rhinos to sell their ivory for weapons to fund another civil war.

    How ’bout that for starters, you ecozealots?

  24. #684374
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm, graysonret said:

    We could use another Tambora eruption, to put the human race back in its place, and let the race know who is the real boss of this planet…nature itself. It will happen again, though when is still unknown. At least it will show how little humans really affect this planet, compared to the power it can generate.

  25. #684380
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm, USN RET said:

    Strange the local paper webite wouldn’t post my comment on things to do for Earthday. All I said was murderers should compost their victims in trunks like Earthday founder Ira Einhorn.

  26. #684383
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:44 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, OMSB Hey how’s it goin??!! We’ll be able to “drive you long time”. Once we run out of dino poop we can start with all those sacks of $heite on Capitol Hill and 1600

  27. #684398
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:57 pm, 24Klady said:

    Teddy Kennedy
    A ‘65 Vette? That sends me into uncontrollable drooling. ;)

  28. #684403
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I want 6 litres or higher. 8 cylinders or more. Real chrome.

    Oh, and a pool boy.

  29. #684404
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm, MBuck said:

    I just wonder how many people knew that yesterday was Holocaust Remembrance Day, or how many announcements there actually were to that effect.

    Never mind. Silly me, to consider the loss of millions of human lives more important than recycling my water bottle.

  30. #684407
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:05 pm, Ragspierre said:

    All I said was murderers should compost their victims in trunks like Earthday founder Ira Einhorn.

    That was HARSH…!!!

    You a hor-bul, hor-bul man…

  31. #684409
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:07 pm, spaceycakes said:

    MBuck–I ‘celebrated’ Yom Ha Shoah. In Israel, it is a national holiday. I work on a large college campus here in USA, and no mention was made of it at all.

  32. #684410
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:08 pm, USN RET said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:05 pm, Ragspierre said:
    That was HARSH…!!!

    You a hor-bul, hor-bul man…

    I blame it on the excess CO2 produced by Gore and Frank

  33. #684415
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm, Ragspierre said:

    I blame it on the excess CO2 produced by Gore and Frank

    Now THAT created a truly disturbing visual involving heavy respiration…

  34. #684423
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:18 pm, lgm said:

    We can put the “human activities couldn’t possibly hurt the environment” people together with their “renounce technology and live like our ancestors” counterparts. The lunatic right and left.

    The sane 90% of us in the middle understand that we have to be careful of the environment. Without air pollution laws most cities would be unlivable. The “bottle bill” cuts down on litter. Dumping raw sewage and agricultural runoff into lakes and rivers kills fish.

    There’s nothing wrong with teaching kids that the environment is delicate. With all that technology your video is so proud of, it’s true — we can spoil the environment. Let’s not.

  35. #684429
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm, spaceycakes said:

    ok, lgm–but only because you said so….

    Psych!

  36. #684436
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:28 pm, USN RET said:

    And when the Greenies are dancing around the trees they should remember to sing Happy Birthday Dear Comrade Lenin.

  37. #684438
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:29 pm, Ragspierre said:

    There’s nothing wrong with teaching kids that the environment is delicate.

    You mean…other than its a lie?

    How about this: we teach children (as Americans have been doing for, oh, a couple of centuries) that we are stewards.

    Stewards use, improve, understand, and exploit their stewardship for the benefit of others and themselves.

    There are “things” in our environment that may be sensitive to human activities. Guess who deals most beneficently with them…???

    C-a-p-i-t-a-l-i-s-t nations.

  38. #684441
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm, Ragspierre said:

    I have no idea where that coding came from…!!!

  39. #684442
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:32 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    The total arrogance of humans to think they can hurt Earth and much less correct perceived issues. One Krakatoa will prove all eco pigs stupid.

  40. #684452
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm, Ragspierre said:

    One Krakatoa will prove all eco pigs stupid.

    That’s over-kill.

    Any piddling eruption blows multiples of all historical man-made CO2 into the atmosphere…all at once.

    That is what is called a “point-load” in engineering.

    By some mysterious process, our planet manages…somehow…to deal with it.

    I mean…it’s almost like it was designed to do that…

    Spooky…

  41. #684454
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:43 pm, Flag2911 said:

    Oh on earth day I will turn on all the lights in the house, put the car in the driveway with motor running and lights and signals blinking. I will light a fire in the fireplace(I have a real wood burning fireplace) and wash the outside of the house with gallons of water because it hasn’t rained in a week. Then I will call Al Gore and ask him how much I should pay for my carbon footprint!

  42. #684459
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:47 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Ragspierre, I understand your point, but overkill is all they will understand, true?

  43. #684460
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:47 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Remember to smoke a good pre-S-CHIP cigar, too.

  44. #684463
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:49 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Ragspierre, I understand your point, but overkill is all they will understand, true?

    I don’t have confidence they choose to understand anything.

    But I do get that over-kill is kinda the default setting for Marines, god love you.

  45. #684472
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:54 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Oh, going to light a good Cohiba in a few hours after my VFW meeting, good thought,. Doing my part to pollute, dontcha know….lol

  46. #684474
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm, lgm said:

    MNUSMCDavid said (#39):

    The total arrogance of humans to think they can hurt Earth and much less correct perceived issues. One Krakatoa will prove all eco pigs stupid.

    Cars did more damage to the LA air than Krakatoa. Humans can indeed hurt the earth, at least the air in LA — no brag, just fact. They also can kill off most of the fish in large parts of the Gulf of Mexico, poison the water in the Hudson river, cause flash floods by removing water restraining forests, and foul the internet with stinky conservative arguments that we are glad aren’t real.

  47. #684483
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    lgm,

    you have posited lies… there is no truth that cars did more than Krakatoa…… Krakatoa affected the entire earth you moron and in three months. Fishing is fine off the Gulf,water is cleaner than ever and we conservatives will purge your pollution in the end. Oh, how about the forests… more trees than since the Revolution. Clam beds in the Atlantic growing… more species found than ever go extinct… stop smelling the patchouli

  48. #684485
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:06 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Oh, going to light a good Cohiba in a few hours after my VFW meeting

    Bon apatite. Nothing like a good cigar after meeting with your fellow “domestic terrorists”…

    Please express my thanks to your fellow vets for their service.

  49. #684487
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Rags

    Would be my pleasure…. will do.

  50. #684494
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    The “bottle bill” cuts down on litter.

    Wasn’t it lefties who insisted tap water wasn’t safe? And drank water from plastic bottles that are hard on the environment?

    And yeah, let’s not pollute. Though I miss Lake Erie spontaneously combusting.

  51. #684499
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Aloha,

    I watched a debate between an “environmentalist” and an economist about three decades ago.

    The economist pointed out that recycling glass bottles in the Intermountain West would be a net negative, as their were no refractories near.

    The “environmentalist” responded that it didn’t matter: a law had to mandate recycling.

    That’s when I knew it was a religion…detached from any rational underpinnings.

  52. #684506
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm, a crapweasel said:

    Yeah let’s all celebrate a day that some scumbag murderer started.

  53. #684509
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm, graysonret said:

    Speaking of volcanoes and their effect on the Earth, does anyone remember how and why the novel, “Frankenstein”, was written, by Mary Shelley?

  54. #684511
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:39 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Lgm said:

    There’s nothing wrong with teaching kids that the environment is delicate. With all that technology your video is so proud of, it’s true — we can spoil the environment. Let’s not.

    No one wants black lung or lands stacked up with garbage or poo water to drink.

    I am all for reduce the use, and conservation (which includes hunting). However, I don’t agree with “laws” dictating who can drive what at which time and where. Especially when this hysteria is coming from a bunch of zombie-green-weenies telling us WE are the cause of global warming and that WE are the cause of the earth’s ultimate demise. There are bigger things at work here than lil’ ol’ us. New species pop of every day and others become extinct. Circle of life.

    Lgm…how do you feel about nuclear power? Ever heard of MTBE?

    I compost and recycle and reuse plastic bags and tubs. I do this because it is cost effective and because I hate waste and I would like to keep my garbage going to landfills at a minimum – its how I was raised. But I’ll be damned if the government is going to come charging in and tell me I have to adhere to their laws while they fly on private jets and live in huge homes using up more energy in one month then I do in an entire year (or keep the Oval Office up at 80 degrees)..and then attempt to make me feel guilty or shamed for not buying an energy efficient bulb at three times the price.

    And no, I dont think Global Warming is man made. I think its Gore-made, so he and his band of merry band of green thieves can bamboozle a bunch of useful idiots into forcing us into squalor, taking away more of our freedoms and ripping us off under the auspice of passing “environmental protection” laws in order to line HIS own pockets.

    To the Greenie-Dweebs – Go seek self intimacy elsewhere.

  55. #684513
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm, Ragspierre said:

    does anyone remember how and why the novel, “Frankenstein”, was written, by Mary Shelley?

    Ummm…filthy lucre…?

    Partial credit…???

  56. #684523
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:56 pm, greenfairie said:

    A friend told me about the Ira Einhorn/Earth Day connection the other day. He’s right down there with the scumbag who founded Kwanzaa.

  57. #684535
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:54 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:
    Oh, going to light a good Cohiba in a few hours after my VFW meeting, good thought,. Doing my part to pollute, dontcha know….lol

    It’s funny, but I was actually thinking of doing the same thing even before I read this thread! I thought of going to a public spot and lighting up a big stinky cigar. It might look a bit strange for a white-haired grandma to be puffing on a cigar, but if anyone asked, I would just say, “I’m celebrating Earth Day.” Trouble is, I quit smoking 25 years ago and a cigar would probably kill me.

  58. #684537
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:23 pm, mattm said:

    In observance of EarthSustainability Day my school has a bunch of displays from different groups/vendors set up outside. My favorites so far…
    1. Waste Management – they drove a empty garbage truck 40 or so miles each way as a really expensive backdrop for table with a laptop and some pamphlets.
    2. Teepee – they have a teepee set up for some reason. It arrived in a trailer towed by a F250 dully.
    3. Reusable water bottles with school logo – causes several other “vendors” to go berserk warning students with them how the plastic will give us cancer. I toss mine in the trash.

    I did not see one vendor arrive in a Hybrid. The smallest was a Civic with most small SUV’s and medium-large sedans or minivans.

    For some reason they get really defensive if you question them. So much for reducing their carbon footprint.

    Update…
    Light rain, actually a few sprinkles, causes 90% of the vendors to stuff their goods in their non hybrid car/SUV/van or old UHaul box truck for the “organic tye-dye t-shirt” guy. It lasted a couple hours before the earth caused them to flee.

    Most of the students seemed to be less than interested, except the one involved who got mad when I asked them tough questions on say CFL’s and Ethanol.

    Just like a Obama rally they had a bad ad DJ to make people actually want to stop by. Even then most people wandered off quickly. But it was good reminder for me to fill up my SUV.

  59. #684545
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:33 pm, Ragspierre said:

    a cigar would probably kill me.

    Oh, no, Scrappy…

    you don’t inhale a cigar.

    Just nice, savoring puffs, about a minute apart.

    Taste the wonderfullness…

  60. #684555
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:42 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:33 pm, Ragspierre said:
    a cigar would probably kill me.
    Oh, no, Scrappy…

    you don’t inhale a cigar.

    Just nice, savoring puffs, about a minute apart.

    Taste the wonderfullness…

    Thanks for the advice! Actually, I knew that, but even putting a cigar to my lips would be enough to take me out. My brother smokes cigars and loves them. But I have never understood the pull of these strange smelling things. I still love the aroma of cigarette smoke. But cigars are a whole different ball game. I would enjoy seeing the looks on people’s faces if I lit one up. But it ain’t gonna happen.

  61. #684556
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:45 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”
    Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)

  62. #684557
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 pm, happyscrapper said:

    April 22, 2009
    From Glenn Beck…
    On Today’s Program
    Earth Day!

    Glenn takes some callers eager to celebrate Earth Day by cutting down trees live on the air. There’s nothing better than the sound of a good chainsaw blazing away on Earth day. Check out this call from Tim in Cleveland, who is cutting down trees in Ohio.
    Mike in Tulsa celebrates Earth Day by running all of his lawn equipment at the same time.

  63. #684562
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm, Lockstein13 said:

    Oh, “lgm” (sigh) GET A LIFE -

    See:

    http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=31548

    6) Encourage wealth, private property, and capitalism. Poor countries have crappy, sterile, used-up, threatened and poisoned environments. Rich countries have National Parks, State Forests, private gamelands, wildlife preserves, marine sanctuaries and about a million other protected areas set aside for nature. They have clean water. They dispose of their waste properly. They enforce the laws they pass because they can afford to. They don’t barbecue the last Mountain Gorilla because they need the $3 it will bring. Compare Texas to Ukraine to see what private property preserves and “common” property destroys.

    Please spare us your pseudo “caring” and grow up.

  64. #684563
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm, Cal City Conservative said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    The “bottle bill” cuts down on litter.

    Wasn’t it lefties who insisted tap water wasn’t safe? And drank water from plastic bottles that are hard on the environment?

    And yeah, let’s not pollute. Though I miss Lake Erie spontaneously combusting.

    To go along with this, wasn’t it the environuts that also said that the plastic grocery bags were the way to go? Now they are out to get rid of those also.All along there was nothing wrong with the paper bags but the EVIL people that used them are planet haters.

    Now you have to have a reusable cloth type of bag.The gall of these morons is beyond belief.

    It’s only going to get worse with the cap and trade that is on the horizon.

  65. #684568
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    And drank water from plastic bottles that are hard on the environment?

    I left out the shipping from France on sludge burning freighters…then rail, then truck…

    If you’ve ever been to Evian, you know it’s water from the earth, just like from your tap…in fact, they have taps so you can bottle your own. :)

  66. #684576
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 8:10 pm, 24Klady said:

    happyscrapper
    One of my fondest memories involved a Sunday morning after church. The non-smoking section was full of families so we were delegated to the smoking section. On a shelf behind me was a pipe stand with a humidor of tobacco. In came a little ol’ lady with a walker and plopped herself down in the booth over. Asked me to scoot the pipe stand over. I did. She lit up and turned out it was the same tobacco my dad used to smoke in his pipe. I grinned all day. She was precious and somewhere near 90 yrs. old.

  67. #684589
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    All I said was murderers should compost their victims in trunks like Earthday founder Ira Einhorn.

    Speaking of that piece of trash. Anyone else notice how the Earth Day entry in Wikipedia has been scrubbed of any reference to him?

  68. #684591
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    Erf Day. What a joke!

    Whatever happened to Arbor Day? Whatever happened to Smokey the Bear? Whatever happened to “Give a Hoot. Don’t Pollute”?

    Indoctrination.

    Why, I’m going outside to throw trash in the street.

    Or better yet, one of those green bulbs Glenn Beck talked about today.

  69. #684593
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm, madshark said:

    Gee whiz, where to start?

    I was in high school back in 1970 when Earth Day first got started, and one of my elective courses was studying the environment. Back in those days, a tributary of Lake Erie, the Cuyahoga River, actually caught fire.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Erie

    I remember that I did a class report on the refuse which was collecting in the San Francisco Bay. I would have to admit that some good things have actually resulted from the environmental movement over the years. I live in California’s Central Valley, and any reasonable efforts that result in clean air are appreciated.

    That having been said, I feel that the environmental movement has been hijacked by extremists whose concern for the environment is questionable. From the beginning, I have been very doubtful about man-made global warming. I find that many fads of liberal environmentalists have had unintended consequences (the addition of MTBE to gasoline, growing of corn for ethanol which is leading to increased runoff of fertilizers into rivers feeding into the Gulf of Mexico, etc.). Far too many of the environmental activists do not practice what they preach (Al Gore being the supreme example, flying around in a corporate jet and using ten times the electricity in his mansion than an average Tennesseean). When I go backpacking, some of the groups which are the worst at leaving messes are Sierra Club sponsored groups.

    When I drive by myself, I generally travel in my VW New Beetle. I ride my bicycle to work on occasion. I recycle. I like to consider myself an active environmentalist, as opposed to an environmental activist. But I do these things on my own free will, and although I would like to see others do so, I would never want to compel them to do so.

    While I believe that there have been some good things which have resulted from the Clean Water and Clean Air Acts, I believe that they, as well as any legislation which is passed, should have a ten year limitation on it, and that after ten years, start over again on new legislation.

    As with everything in life, there needs to be the proper balance.

  70. #684604
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    If Government is sooooooo serious about all the GREEN how come they are allowing Tijauna to spew MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF RAW SEWAGE into the Ocean Coast of San Diego for the past TEN YEARS or more????…
    oh wait they have a committee (doing nothing).
    google Tijuana sewage
    The report I received from Mary Bono was SOP Gov. do nothing BS.

  71. #684607
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:04 pm, RabbidSquirrel said:

    My daughter came home from school today and after a couple of hours she mentioned it was Earth Day (because she knew what was coming). I argued with her that it wasnt, so she had to prove me wrong. My bad.

    She said that her school has been celebrating ED all day long and that all they are studying in all of her classes is related to ED.

    So, then I flipped out, turned on every light in the house and launched into my usual ‘Liberals are Idiots’ rant. I had forgotten about Ira… I knew there was a reason I hate Earth Day.

    Did anyone else watch Cavuto today when he was cornering that guy on Global Warming?

  72. #684610
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:10 pm, drfredc said:

    I celebrated earth day by recycling some misguided trees and bushes back into the environment so they can be reborn as something other than weeds in my yard.

    To most folks this is known as setting the burn pile on fire.

  73. #684613
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm, jamesgreenidge said:

    I find it amusing that a “top” show on Discovery/Science Channel, “Life After People”, which is the Greens’ fondest wish to “save the planet” by making all humanity disappear overnight so that forest and jungles can reclaim and digest cities, is what nature naturally does if you don’t do some chopping and sawing and cutting. Ask anyone who lives near the woods or forest. So why all this “save the planet” alarm that humanity’s killing off oh-so-frail nature?

    James Greenidge
    Queens, NY

  74. #684614
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Happyscrapper, when and if we meet, I’d be proud to light up beside you, if not for only one time. Oh, the meeting went well, I gave Ragspierre’s wish to my members and smoked my Cohiba…. WOW what a Night!

  75. #684615
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm, Ragspierre said:

    To most folks this is known as setting the burn pile on fire.

    Which, as few people seem to know, expels EXACTLY the same components (except a few tars converted by combustion) into the atmosphere as would decomposition.

    Funny…a rotting tree and a burning tree = more CO2 in exactly the same quantity.

    Damn, subversive trees.

  76. #684616
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm, southcoast said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    All I said was murderers should compost their victims in trunks like Earthday founder Ira Einhorn.

    Speaking of that piece of trash. Anyone else notice how the Earth Day entry in Wikipedia has been scrubbed of any reference to him?

    Earth Day was founded by Gaylord Nelson……

  77. #684617
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Make sure to share the vid with your children and help immunize the next generation against enviro-nitwit-ism

    Get them out of the Public Schools-Get them into Church and Sunday School.

    My niece is married to a career Navel Officer and was SURE the schools in that Navy town were first rate. When her oldest daughter came home from school one day convinced her father was a murderer for flying jets that little notion wore off. The schools response for terrifying an eight year old? Guess-you are right. A junior officer, even with flight pay, does not make all that much. But with family help those children are NOT in the public schools.

    A parents FIRST responsibility is their childrens well being–protect them from Leftist drivel as you would protect them from fire or flood. The one can only kill the body-the other kills the soul.

    Be it environmentalism or any other issue the goal is the same–power. And they will destroy who and what they need to destroy to get there.

  78. #684620
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:28 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Hopefully-we shall see. We have a President who refers to the Constitution as a Bill of Negative Rights, an Attorney General and Secretary of Home Land Security who seem to agree as do all too many Representatives and Senators such as McCain and of course those Important People on the Bench and Bureaucracy.

    But irritating the sheeple and Self Proclaimed Important People is indeed fun.

  79. #684622
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:30 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:
    Happyscrapper, when and if we meet, I’d be proud to light up beside you, if not for only one time.

    I would be the proud one, David! Maybe at the next rally!

  80. #684625
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    If Government is sooooooo serious about all the GREEN how come they are allowing Tijauna to spew MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF RAW SEWAGE into the Ocean Coast of San Diego for the past TEN YEARS or more????…

    They’re not. They’re serious about what being “green” can do for their power base and wallets.

  81. #684627
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Tijuana is part of another nation, so…

    But Queen Of Frequent Fliers Pelosi is certainly spewing both CO2 in immense quantities with every shuttle between DC and CA, and preaching to us peons about how we should be Green.

    I have to admit…she does have the effect of making me green frequently…along with bilious.

  82. #684628
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:
    Get them out of the Public Schools-Get them into Church and Sunday School.

    Regarding church and Sunday School…my very liberal moonbat brother has two daughters. Both of them had very rough teen years, both experimented with drugs, both had teen pregnancies. My one niece has 3 children by 3 different fathers. She is now finally happily married, but it took her many years to get her act together. My liberal brother married twice and is now single. His first wife remarried 4 times! The point of all this? One day my brother asked me how we raised two such great daughters who never gave us any grief. That is a fact. I told him that we brought them up in the church, Sunday School, Bible study, church camp, morals, values, etc. and it took hold. That kind of shut him up and he never asked again because his two were products of a broken home and an athiest father. I’m not saying it is a guarantee that your kids will stay trouble-free. Some kids just won’t, no matter how much you try. But their odds are so much better!

  83. #684629
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:41 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Sorry people: Post 78 should not exist-I was using Foxfire for spell check–bad day at Black Rock as we say here :oops:

  84. #684642
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    happyscrapper I am glad that worked out for you and yours–of course if your children DID NOT do drugs, spawn responsibility and have 6 abortions-each- before dropping out of school to go on welfare YOU just might be a Right Wing Bible Thumper! Eidleweiss will not be happy ;)

    Yes even the best parents-if there are any-can have problem children. Hopefully they will return-I believe most do.

  85. #684643
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 pm, USN RET said:

    Interesting factoid you can see on google Earth Lenins Birthday message that was made out of trees

    http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&hl=ru&ie=UTF8&ll=54.468142,64.79923&spn=0.007021,0.022745&z=16

  86. #684647
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    Well, if you follow the eco-Nazis “rationale,” the human race is a blight that needs to be thinned out by about 5-to-6 billion, or perhaps entirely, for the good of all other species. According to them making the Earth a better place for humans is evil.

  87. #684650
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:08 pm, Ragspierre said:

    the human race is a blight that needs to be thinned out by about 5-to-6 billion

    If they lead by example, I’ve got no kick…

  88. #684653
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:08 pm, Ragspierre said:

    the human race is a blight that needs to be thinned out by about 5-to-6 billion

    If they lead by example, I’ve got no kick…

    Of course they are talking about the “riff-raff,” when they talk about those who need to go. They do not identify with the rest of us. THEY are so far above us, you know. Who else would propose social policies if THEY were to bump themselves off?

  89. #684655
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 pm, sonofdy said:

    If they lead by example, I’ve got no kick…

    Lets help them out.

    I can help out about 15 of them per magazine.

    ;-)

    Just kidding. sorta..

  90. #684657
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Who else would propose social policies if THEY were to bump themselves off?

    The groaning hypocrisy of these people beats all. Gore is their poster-boy. He’s a scientific idiot who has amassed a fortune, acclaim, and a status as an “expert” on the absolute snake-oil he peddles. He lives a life-style that I would blush at, and he’s Mr. Green.

    Makes you shake your head.

  91. #684660
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:21 pm, Ragspierre said:

    I can help out about 15 of them per magazine.

    Good gun control…

  92. #684662
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 10:23 pm, Send_Me said:

    Susceptible children are left in no doubt that we’re all headed for a despoiled, immiserated future unless they start planting pansies in their old shoes, using dryer lint as mulch, and practicing periodic vegetarianism.

    1. If you have issues with the Roman curriculum, then why allow Caesar to educate your children? The onus of educating and discipling children is on parents, especially fathers, regardless of what Hillary has to say about it.
    2. “Liberal” logic amazes me. So, we should plant a tree, but kill babies? We should outlaw some “unhealthy” foods, but think nothing of recreational sex with multiple partners? We should outlaw smoking, but legalize weed? Because we all weren’t created equal (in their eyes), we must actively incorporate the Harrison Bergeron method into our society? This is their idea of a “utopia”? Try Vulgaria or Tophet.

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