Janet Napolitano screws up again

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 22, 2009 01:56 PM

Gaffestastic Janet Napolitano is at it again — this time earning the partially justified derision of Canadians after suggesting that 9/11 terrorists entered the U.S. through the northern border:

The furor began when Napolitano was asked to clarify statements she had made about equal treatment for the Mexican and Canadian borders, despite the fact that a flood of illegal immigrants and a massive drug war are two serious issues on the southern border.

“Yes, Canada is not Mexico, it doesn’t have a drug war going on, it didn’t have 6,000 homicides that were drug-related last year,” she said.

“Nonetheless, to the extent that terrorists have come into our country or suspected or known terrorists have entered our country across a border, it’s been across the Canadian border. There are real issues there.”

When asked if she was referring to the 9-11 terrorists, Napolitano added: “Not just those but others as well.”

It was, of course, lax policing at our overseas consulates in Saudi Arabia (hello, Visa Express) that opened the door to the 9/11 jihadis. And it was the failure of interior enforcement that enabled them to stay.

Napolitano was boneheadedly wrong about the 9/11 – Canadian border claim, and she tried to finesse it with a dishonest clarification:

In a release Tuesday night following the interview, she called Canada a “close ally and an important partner” and said she was simply misunderstood.

“I know that the September 11th hijackers did not come through Canada to the United States,” she said in the statement.

“There are other instances, however, when suspected terrorists have attempted to enter our country from Canada to the United States. Some of these are well-known to the public — such as the Millennium Bomber — while others are not due to security reasons.”

On the second point, which she apparently had to be reminded about by more informed staffers, she is of course correct. Canada’s National Post, in response to Napolitano’s blunder, is too quick to gloss over the national security concerns to our north. A reminder from last spring:

Comprehensive immigration enforcement reform, however, means paying attention to all our ports of entry–air, land, and sea. And all our borders–southern and northern. In Invasion , I recounted how Border Patrol agents would stick orange rubber cones on vast, unguarded swaths of the northern border. I’ve reported on the security threat posed to the U.S. by Canada’s lax asylum policies, jihadi-friendly positions, and McCustoms’ attitude. Daniel Stoffman’s “Who Gets In” diagnosed the systemic ills of Canada’s immigration system, which in turn, poses dangers to us.

A new DHS report reveals that little has changed. Via USAT:

Montana has the longest unprotected border in the world with a sparse population and vast terrain on the U.S. side and 90% of Canada’s population within 100 miles on the other. That makes the area vulnerable to illegal crossings into the United States by terrorists and extremists groups, the Helena Independent Record says.

While the state’s northern border population is sparse, the area is highly traveled. More than 70 million international travelers and 35 million vehicles crossed the northern border last year. Agents made about 4,000 arrests and intercepted 40,000 pounds of illegal drugs, the newspaper reports.

“There is an undisputed presence in Canada of known terrorist affiliate and extremist groups, including Hezbollah, Hamas and the Armed Islamic Group of Algeria,” according to a report from the Department of Homeland Security.

With Google Earth revealing 58 unmanned roads or trails leading in and out of the country, local law enforcement say they lack the manpower to properly guard the border. Currently, there are 190 officers working the northern border.

The Helena Independent Record has an excellent investigation of northern border vulnerabilities here.

The DHS northern border report is here.

And here’s a reminder of how vigilance–and behaviorial profiling–at the northern border saved untold American lives: Remember Diana Dean.

Too bad we don’t have a DHS Secretary serious or informed enough to speak competently about these matters without cue cards.

Maybe she needs her own teleprompter, too.

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  1. #1
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 1:59 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    I thought 9/11 was an inside job, eh?

  2. #2
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:02 pm, WestCoastCoconut said:

    Too bad we don’t have a DHS Secretary serious or informed enough to speak competently about these matters without cue cards.

    Maybe she needs her own teleprompter, too.

    Everyone in the Obama administration needs a working brain first and foremost.

  3. #3
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm, right_on said:

    With Google Earth revealing 58 unmanned roads or trails leading in and out of the country, local law enforcement say they lack the manpower to properly guard the border.

    But we have Grizzly bears…you can’t Google Earth ol’ grizz! Please, cross the border up by Glacier Park…please! Our bears have needs, too, don’tcha know?

  4. #4
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    The adults are in charge.

  5. #5
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:07 pm, happyscrapper said:

    I’m sorry, but she is just a huge, ignorant buffoon. As are most in this administration. They are either corrupt, stupid, or both. There should be an intelligence test given before someone can serve in the government. Most of these people would get a great big F!

  6. #6
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm, cpodug said:

    My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with facts.

  7. #7
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm, TXRose said:

    The BO administration is even worse than Carter and
    his administration.
    This is an unheard of level of incompetency on all of
    the Obama fronts.
    The man is unqualified and picks unqualified people.

  8. #8
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm, cpodug said:

    Rose – he only picks people he can honestly feel superior to.

  9. #9
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm, right_on said:

    Everyone in the Obama administration needs a working brain first and foremost.

    They first have to figure out how to remove their heads from their own rear ends, first! Choosing people to serve Obama is easy from the this administration’s stand point…if you already know who’s in the room, it doesn’t matter if your internal organs are blocking your view. You need just point in any direction, and viola…nominee!!

  10. #10
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm, rightisright said:

    ya really think a Obamaprompter would help her, not so sure she can read.

    Idiot!

  11. #11
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:12 pm, procopy said:

    Something to do with short haired manly looking women named Janet?

  12. #12
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm, tonyr951 said:

    “There are other instances, however, when suspected terrorists have attempted to enter our country from Canada to the United States. Some of these are well-known to the public — such as the Millennium Bomber — while others are not due to security reasons.”

    So the world can’t know about border crossing attempts due to “security reasons” but they can know about top secret interrogation techniques?

  13. #13
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm, mchristian said:

    “I can’t talk to that. I can talk about the future. And here’s the future. The future is we have borders.”

    The question is what we are going to do about them.

  14. #14
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm, letget said:

    Did the feds do a back ground check for the gun jan has? Has this gun been shipped to mexico for the 90% we American’s send down there? This gal is a joke.
    L

  15. #15
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    “Nonetheless, to the extent that terrorists have come into our country or suspected or known terrorists have entered our country across a border, it’s been across the Canadian border. There are real issues there.”

    Even she can’t keep her PCness straight. I thought that “terrorists” was a forbidden word. Liberals.

    Apparently, I didn’t get the memo.

  16. #16
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:18 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm, letget said:

    Did the feds do a back ground check for the gun jan has? Has this gun been shipped to mexico for the 90% we American’s send down there? This gal is a joke.
    L

    That is actually a gun she grabbed from a law abiding citizen.

    Note the grin.

  17. #17
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:18 pm, mchristian said:

    known terrorists = perpetrators of man cause disasters

  18. #18
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm, Ragspierre said:

    But…

    hasn’t Nappy Jan looked to the North…

    and looked to the South…

    and decided that the threat really exists in…

    middle America???

  19. #19
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm, 24Klady said:

    All you can do is laugh at them. A five yr. old kid would be able to do the job these people are doing. They made fun of every single cabinet member, plus called Pres. Bush unspeakable names, yet they can’t rise to the occasion of actually vetting and finding the best people for any given job. Hope and change is nothing more than constantly back tracking, bringing up every single issue all at once to cloud and distort the poor job they’re doing.

    Has anyone in D.C. counted the number of jobless this week? Nope – just keep spending money like we had some. Without jobs, taxes don’t get collected, programs go unfunded…and cigarette taxes are never going to make up the difference.

  20. #20
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm, gunslingerpatriot said:

    I thought the grin on her face was because of the mouse in her pocket.

    mouse=terrorist=rightwingextremist=the perfect reason for her to be fired.

    GSP 8)
    “This is Sparta!”

  21. #21
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:26 pm, jrgdds said:

    If you are against her comments and want to tell Sec. Napolitano what you think visit Numbersusa
    and fax her you can fax for free or donate if you wish. Below is the one we sent.

    Secretary Janet Napolitano
    U.S. Department of Homeland Security
    Washington, DC 20528

    Your untoward and inaccurate comments on CNN’s “State of the Union” program clearly show the anarchic course in which you want to take our nation. I fear that your misrepresentation of America’s laws will lead our nation to ruin.

    8 U.S.C. 1325(a) clearly states: “Any alien who (1) enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers, or (2) eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers, or (3) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, shall, for the first commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both, and, for a subsequent commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18, or imprisoned not more than 2 years, or both.” What part of this do you not understand?

    8 U.S.C. 1325(a) does not seem difficult to understand. it clearly states that crossing into the United States without permission is a crime. With this in mind, you should consider retracting the comments you made on CNN.

    To be honest, I do not believe you are ignorant of the law. Instead, I believe that the law does not suit your political agenda.

    I fear that your comments on CNN prove that you and the Obama administration do not want DHS to enforce our nation’s immigration laws. This is an incredibly callous and shallow agenda to push when more than 13 million Americans are unemployed and 7 million illegal aliens have jobs.

    Not only does the aforementioned 8 U.S.C. 1325(a) state that crossing the border is a crime, it is also criminal when illegal aliens steal American identities to obtain jobs and defraud government in order to obtain benefits to which they are not entitled.

    I urge you to brush up on America’s immigration laws. Than enforce them! If you will not protect America’s unemployed workers, why did you even bother to swear to uphold the laws of our nation?

  22. #22
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:26 pm, RedDog said:

    Sooner or later the disaster we anticipate will come, followed by breathless media reports of Bush responsibility, followed by promises that Bush appointees will be prosecuted. Ad nauseum….

  23. #23
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm, Auggie Dog said:

    To quote Curly, “Is Everybody Dumb”.

    This administration is starting to feel like a 3 Stooges short.

    Hey Moe! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk!

  24. #24
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm, bradley said:

    Why should this idiot be qualified for her job? The president and secretary of state aren’t. Nor is the secretary of the treasury. All on-the-job trainees at our expense. Democrats on full display here, voters take note.

  25. #25
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Here’s a revealing quote from the National Post:

    Informed of her error, Ms. Napolitano blustered: “I can’t talk to that. I can talk about the future. And here’s the future. The future is we have borders.”

    As the reporter says:

    “Just what does that mean, exactly?”

  26. #26
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Forgot to add the link: “Borders for Dummies”

  27. #27
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:39 pm, tarpon said:

    Has anybody confirmed that this is not a Saguaro Cactus masquerading as a human?

  28. #28
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm, groundhunter said:

    When does the insanity stop? Are American’s catching on to Obama or is it just we rednecks?

    I have a gun to clean and my Bible to read. Sigh…

  29. #29
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm, iamsaved said:

    What can you expect from Obama? His only experience was training ACORN recruits on how to count in multiples of two when registering voters in Chicago. Now that they’ve gained experience, they will now go to the head of the class for census taking.

    The administration appointees he picks appear as geniuses and models of propriety to him. I would stand amazed if he chose someone who actually wasn’t tainted with corruption or foot in mouth disease.

  30. #30
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm, Hangfire said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm, Auggie Dog said:
    To quote Curly, “Is Everybody Dumb”.

    This administration is starting to feel like a 3 Stooges short.

    Hey Moe! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk!

    “Niagra Falls!!!” (a border crossing) “Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch…..”

  31. #31
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm, WernerP said:

    Napolitano is a hopeless twit. Yes, 9/11 terrorists didn’t come from Canada, but I have to admit that there are others up here in Canada who have made the attempt to cross the border or are waiting to do so.

    After 9/11, the US government deported around 50,000 Pakistanis deemed unsavoury — most likely for their various ties to terrorist and other criminal organizations. The Canadian prime minister at the time agreed to take them all in, and they were settled in Toronto, all 50,000 of them. It is no wonder that there is so much terrorist activity originating in Toronto — e.g., websites and other online activities by potential terrorists, etc.

    Seeing how Pakistan is falling apart more and more and becoming the next Afghanistan, every Western country should think twice, nay, thrice, before admitting even tourists from that country, because the risk of terror attached to that country and its people is simply too great now to be ignored, or whitewashed.

  32. #32
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm, thirteen28 said:

    Wow, Uncle Janet makes even Chertoff look good.

  33. #33
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm, DagneyT said:

    Too bad we don’t have a DHS Secretary serious or informed enough to speak competently about these matters without cue cards.

    Maybe she needs her own teleprompter, too.

    I’m surprised that BO’s handlers don’t have more control over others in this administration. They’ve controlled the VP, guess who’s next? Her teleprompter is probably on back order!

  34. #34
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Did the feds do a back ground check for the gun jan has?

    It’s also autoloading – which the left detests. Obvioulsy an “assault weapon”.

    PS – raise your hand if you feel the same looking at that photo as you did looking at Saracuda with the shotgun over her shoulders…

  35. #35
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm, walterc said:

    cpodug said:

    Rose – he only picks people he can honestly feel superior to.

    Exactly. First class leaders pick first class subordinates and second class leaders pick third class subordinates. A first class leader wants his team to succeed both as a team and individually. A second class leader wants to succeed without his subordinates getting any credit or moving ahead of him.

    That’s Obama in a nutshell.

  36. #36
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm, Hangfire said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    PS – raise your hand if you feel the same looking at that photo as you did looking at Saracuda with the shotgun over her shoulders…

    It reminds me more of the photos of Dukakis riding in the tank.

  37. #37
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Maybe she needs her own teleprompter, too.

    Karl Rove offered one.

  38. #38
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm, Ragspierre said:

    PS – raise your hand if you feel the same looking at that photo as you did looking at Saracuda with the shotgun over her shoulders…

    Nope. Opposite….

    She looks like she’s have trouble holding it up for the photo-op…

  39. #39
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm, Lucifer Jones said:

    She is a joke, but it won’t be funny when we get attacked. And we will be. Hard.

    When one asked why she got the job, all we have to know is the BO picked her, and the rationale is that BO is doing all he can to destroy the country and our way of life. That guides all of his decisions. To put a buffoon in the job like that is to say “Come and attack us! Please!”

  40. #40
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    I can’t laugh at this. This is a dangerous lady.

  41. #41
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Surely she knows that in at least one instance, an illegal alien (Salvadoran, I believe) made a false ID for five of the Sept. 11 terrorists, right? I mean, I think he was right there on the beltway (Virginia)…Or did the Salvadoran come in through Canada?

  42. #42
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:01 pm, wighttrasch said:

    She looks like she’s have trouble holding it up for the photo-op

    Um, maybe she’s not used to handling big, ahem, guns.

  43. #43
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Um, maybe she’s not used to handling big, ahem, guns.

    Or mabe they usually have slings attached…

  44. #44
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm, cpodug said:

    Auggie Dog said: This administration is starting to feel like a 3 Stooges short.

    Impossible – the three stooges shorts had socially redeeming value.

  45. #45
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm, Hangfire said:

    The Obama cabinet makes the Three Stooges look like a Swiss movement.

  46. #46
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm, txvet2 said:

    Montana has the longest unprotected border in the world with a sparse population and vast terrain on the U.S. side and 90% of Canada’s population within 100 miles on the other

    I find this extremely difficult to believe, given that most of the major Canadian cities are far to the East. Maybe they meant that 90% of the Canadian population lives within 100 miles of the entire US border – a statistic that would make a lot more sense.

  47. #47
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Maybe they meant that 90% of the Canadian population lives within 100 miles of the entire US border – a statistic that would make a lot more sense.

    They strain to the Southern border like chicks to the heater-lamp…

  48. #48
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:20 pm, txvet2 said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm, Ragspierre said:

    They strain to the Southern border like chicks to the heater-lamp…

    Guess they’re just not into pristine wildernesses like the Yukon and Nw Territories.

  49. #49
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm, Hangfire said:

    …like a birthday balloon to a ceiling fan.

  50. #50
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Guess they’re just not into pristine wildernesses like the Yukon and Nw Territories.

    Fun to visit…with a large, warm carbon foot-print…

  51. #51
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm, bjc said:

    *This is exactly why I refer to P-BO and his cabinet/staff as P-BO and the Clown Cluster; They pretty much step in it every day; I believe the town council in Wasilla, Alaska is more competent to run the country than these yahoos.
    *They are split personality clowns, however, sometimes funny, sometimes very scary! ;)

  52. #52
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm, Ragspierre said:

    *They are split personality clowns, however, sometimes funny, sometimes very scary!

    But constantly very, very dangerous…

    Consistency is not always a virtue.

  53. #53
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “I can’t talk to that. I can talk about the future. And here’s the future. The future is we have borders.”

    Why do we have to wait for the future? Can’t we have borders now?

  54. #54
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:39 pm, Elm Creek Smith said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    Did the feds do a back ground check for the gun jan has?
    It’s also autoloading – which the left detests. Obviously [fixed] an “assault weapon”.

    Have you seen the picture of Chuckie Schumer firing a Tec-9 pistol with a stupid grin on his face? Hypocrisy in action.

    PS – raise your hand if you feel the same looking at that photo as you did looking at Saracuda with the shotgun over her shoulders…

    Um…, no way. It took me a while to see the shotgun in the picture of Governor (Rock my world!) Palin, and then I dismissed it because it wasn’t a side-by-side. I still love the picture. This one my eyes went to the shotgun that the ugly guy was holding. (Sorry, but that’s what I thought I saw.)

    ECS

  55. #55
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm, Auggie Dog said:
    To quote Curly, “Is Everybody Dumb”.

    This administration is starting to feel like a 3 Stooges short.

    Hey Moe! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk!

    Moe, Larry, the Cheese!!
    - Curly (HORSES’ COLLARS, 1935)

  56. #56
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    This administration is starting to feel like a 3 Stooges short.

    ..if it had been directed by Roger Corman.

    At least the outcome of the 3 stooges shorts had you laughing. not cringing in horror.

  57. #57
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “If at first you don’t succeed, keep on suckin’ til ya do suck seed!”
    - Curly (MOVIE MANIACS, 1936)

    More apropo.

  58. #58
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm, JusDreamin said:

    Dear Canada,
    I would like to apologize for the USA appointing a liberal half wit as DHS Secretary. I can’t possibly express how sorry I am that our borders are not secure.

  59. #59
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “Every time you think you weaken the nation.”
    - Moe (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936)

    Geez! The 3 Stooges were ahead of their time!

  60. #60
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:49 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “Is this work in competent hands?” “Coitainly, we’re all incompetent!”
    - Vernon Dent and Curly (SLIPPERY SILKS, 1936)

    This is too easy, enough for today.

  61. #61
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Guys,

    I just can’t see NUK, NUK, NUK as funny…

    when it’s so close to NUKE, NUKE, NUKE.

  62. #62
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China?” “No, but I know a big fence in Chicago.”
    - Symona Boniface & Curly Howard (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941)

    Alright, last one , I promise!

  63. #63
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm, BOB said:

    Obama is healing our nation:

    Calling Dr. Howard, calling Dr. Howard, calling Dr. Fine.

    More Stooges……..

  64. #64
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm, cpodug said:

    Cheddar – I TOLD you the stooges had socially redeeming value! ;)

  65. #65
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm, Savage24 said:

    What do you expect George Bush appointed her. George is the blame for everything.

  66. #66
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm, cpodug said:
    Cheddar – I TOLD you the stooges had socially redeeming value!

    “That’s enough! When you didn’t know what you were talkin’ about, you really had somethin’!”
    - Moe, to Curly (BOOBY DUPES, 1945)

  67. #67
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Curly: “Hey Moe! I was just thinkin’!”

    Moe: “Well don’t! Every time you think you weaken the nation!”

  68. #68
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah perhaps the Canadians are just upset since we are the leading consumers of Molson and are doing little to curb our insatiable habit.

  69. #69
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm, WisCon said:

    Can you believe this idiot is in charge of keeping us safe? Sure glad I don’t work at DHS.

  70. #70
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I would like to apologize for the USA appointing a liberal half NIT wit as DHS Secretary.

    You’re giving her waaay too much credit there…and insulting all true half-wits out there.

    Adding up all the wit in this administration comes up much less than half.

  71. #71
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:14 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, first Pervertrez, then Bawney and now Nutpolitano. This blog is starting to look like a St Patrick’s Day Parade! Just sayin . . . .

  72. #72
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:15 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Can you believe this idiot is in charge of keeping us safe

    and what gives you the impression she was put in charge to keep US safe?

  73. #73
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “Oh, my darling, I’ll give you security! The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia!”
    - Moe (I’M A MONKEY’S UNCLE, 1948)

    I can’t stop!

  74. #74
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm, RobM1981 said:

    I don’t like to parse words, but Michelle refers to Napolitano as not being serious or informed enough.

    I’m not saying that Michelle is wrong, but I am saying that her words don’t go far enough.

    Napolitano, like her boss Chauncey, is dumb. As in “non-intelligent.”

    I’m tired of people like O’Reilly “conceding” that Obama is intelligent. He’s not. Yes, he got into good schools… on affirmative action. But at what point are we going to acknowledge that intelligence and education are only moderatly correlated, at best – particularly given a University class that is so deeply skewed to the left?

    Even if Obama and Napolitano are book-smart, and I’m not conceding that point – but just for argument’s sake. Even if they are, they are for all practical purposes fools. Clowns.

    Obama has done *nothing* right. Step by step, he’s mumbled and stumbled his way through. I refer to him as Chauncey, but it’s a weak parallel. Chauncey the Gardner was predisposed to not speak, and in his silence he appeared “deep.” Obama chooses to speak, and speak, and speak, thus confirming his status as buffoon.

    When’s the last time you heard a president say things like “I’m not naive,” or have to call reporters back to say “Were you serious about my being socialist?”

    This is “through the looking glass” kind of stuff. You’ve never seen anything like it before, because even JFK was a genius compared to this imbecile.

    Our president has never obtained and succeeded at a job that wasn’t attibutable to the color of his skin, including the one he has now. At U. Chicago he was an instructor, not a professor. Even with his Columbia and Harvard degrees, the guy couldn’t get a tenure track position.

    He was a “community organizer.” Are you kidding?

    What would have come next, if he was fat and ugly?

    That’s spelled “F-A-I-L” in the real world, and it’s directly based on his lack of intellect. He’s dumb.

    Napolitano is worse. The mistake she made in saying that the terrorists came from Canada is fatal. There is simply no way that this woman can be anything other than a high-functioning idiot, at least in her field of work. Her actions are Python Gumby-esque, peering down someone’s trousers while stating that they are going to inspect their brain. It staggers your common sense to witness this stuff.

  75. #75
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm, wighttrasch said:

    When asked how good of a detective he was, Curly replied ‘See that heel? (points to his shoe)–I ran that down!’

  76. #76
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “Hey, what does that apprehensive mean?” “It means you’re scared — with a college education.”
    - Moe and Larry (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951)

  77. #77
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm, wighttrasch said:

    ‘She don’t know it’s a toitle!’–(Curly, eating crab on a train)

  78. #78
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm, wighttrasch said:

    M-A may
    M-E me
    M-I mitty-my
    M-O mo, mitty my mo
    M-U moo, mitty my mo moo…

  79. #79
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:26 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    “You can be Secretary of the Offense, you’ll be Secretary of the Inferior, and I’ll be Toastmaster General!”
    - Moe (THREE DARK HORSES, 1952)

    “Ain’t she beautiful. A perfect 48-52-48.”
    - Moe (NEW 3 STOOGES, THE, 1965)

  80. #80
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:27 pm, Laree said:

    I want her tested, someone give this woman a geography test, make her point out where the United States is located on a map ;)

  81. #81
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm, cpodug said:

    Rogue – might it just be possible that you are a 3 Stooges fan? Just wondering.

  82. #82
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:30 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    I got t-shirts and everything! Let’s just say, I watched them during my formative years.

  83. #83
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:32 pm, cpodug said:

    Still forming?

  84. #84
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm, wighttrasch said:

    I think Rogue may have had a point with his references & the 3 Stooges–I just happen to loooove them & own most of their shorts on tape.

  85. #85
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm, Hangfire said:

    “Niagra Falls!!!

    Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch…………”

  86. #86
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:34 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Moe (eating cake that is actually a frosted pillow): ‘Uh, whattya call this cake?”
    Girl: ‘Southern Comfort’
    Moe: ‘Tastes more like Southern Comforter’.

  87. #87
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:35 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Actually, a very good line is from an old Abbott & Costello movie, AND it fits this forum…

    Lou: ‘That’s either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster!’

  88. #88
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:39 pm, graysonret said:

    (Yawn). Janet is speaking again? Gee, it wasn’t long ago when I was yawning over another Janet. She is trying hard to get foot and mouth disease.

  89. #89
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    It took me a while to see the shotgun in the picture of Governor (Rock my world!) Palin

    Yeah, the blue shirt….

  90. #90
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 4:44 pm, cabrerski said:

    Let’s not forget my favorite:

    Curly: (to the block of ice he is shaving) “Hey, mister! Never seen you around here before. Tell me, are you married or are you happy?”

  91. #91
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:15 pm, emjem24 said:

    On-my-soap-box said:
    I can’t laugh at this. This is a dangerous lady.

    I’d go even farther than that:

    Her kinda stupid is dangererous. These people have no idea what they’re dealing with. And this chick was tough on borders in Arizona? Says who? John McCain and John Kyl?

  92. #92
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:22 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    And this chick was tough on borders in Arizona?

    Nah…That’s Sheriff Joe’s job. She begged him to support her for Governor than turned on him after in office. Typical slime politician.

  93. #93
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:34 pm, cheapseat said:

    we have lost a whole generation of commedy because it isn’t p.c. meanwhile we get politicians who won’t do their jobs because they they are so p.c. they would rather create new legislature obfuscating the issue than enforcing the laws which already exist. what the hell happened to build the wall legislation of 2 years ago? when phoenix arizona is ranked as the number 2 kidnapping capitol of the WORLD, so much so that the police have a code for it, gtm, grand theft mexican, you have no credibility to become dhs secretary.

  94. #94
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:45 pm, Ragspierre said:

    we have lost a whole generation of commedy because it isn’t p.c.

    And, tragically, comity, as well….

    off

  95. #95
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:47 pm, JusDreamin said:

    I would like to apologize for the USA appointing a liberal half wit as DHS Secretary.
    hawkeye54 said:
    You’re giving her waaay too much credit there…and insulting all true half-wits out there.

    Adding up all the wit in this administration comes up much less than half.

    Just giving here the benefit of the doubt Hawk, I mean, if she’s only a half-wit, It can’t possibly be ALL her fault, right? :)

  96. #96
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 5:51 pm, JusDreamin said:

    we have lost a whole generation of commedy because it isn’t p.c.

    And, tragically, comity, as well….

    And comedy, don’t forget comedy.

  97. #97
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:13 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Yeah…

    comedy is the best…

    love that stuff.

  98. #98
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 6:54 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    It can’t possibly be ALL her fault, right?

    How silly of me! Of course it’s BOOOOOOOOSH’s fault.

    Sadly that is partly true in this case. Jorge Arbusto was more passionate about defending Iraq’s borders than ours.

  99. #99
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 pm, Southpaw said:

    So…I’m at a small family owned cafe at lunch. I guy walks in and starts speaking in Spanish to the son working the counter (who has brown skin). The son doesn’t understand a word the patron is saying, but the guy keeps yammering in Spanish. You know the attitude, this is America, I’m brown, you’re brown, Spanish is the official language here. It turns out the family running the cafe is Egyptian ( the father actually served in the U.S. Army, the son is as Gringo as I am).

    I laughed.

  100. #100
    On April 22nd, 2009 at 8:24 pm, 24Klady said:

    Southpaw, the irony is chilling. The Egyptian served his adopted country, the other has decided that his invation of a sovereign country should learn his language. I love it. God bless hard work and assimilation. The others will never get it and don’t want to.

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