Do you have the SWAGGA?
You know, I thought that slavering piece about Barack Obama’s “hipness” was rock-bottom.
I was wrong.
In case you ever have a need for an emergency emetic ASAP, just watch this CNN “report” on Barack Obama’s “SWAGGA:”
Via TVNewser.
Can’t wait for the Obama SWAGGA-thon tonight.
How long before someone calls me RAAAAACIST for saying “SWAGGA?”
Remember: We are not allowed to say “tricked out” and “thug thizzle.”
P.C. police raid in 3, 2, 1…
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SWAGGA flashback:
(Credit: @thediamondguy)
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The hug and the fist bump did it…I almost hurled…
This administration is the new low in dignity.
I do hate his walk and all things Obammy.
The emetic warning was vital…urp
OK, I watched it. I feel dumber, and yet, strangely in need of a hug.
I think I’m going to puke.
For the life of me, I can’t figure out why their ratings are in the toilet.
Damn it Michelle, I just sat down for my late lunch…looks like I’ll be having a really late lunch now.
God forbid the prez exhibits some “cool”, huh?
Love him, or hate him, I gotta say:
that Obama is one bad mutha..”shut you mouth”
.but I’m just talkin about Obama.
I’m going to get my thug tizzle on and get this poser out of office. I need sarah to save us.
Bill Clinton had swagga.
W. had a sort of faux redneck cowboy swag.
But, no one on the corner got swagga like Barack, swagga like Barack, swa.. swagga like Barack
These people are on their last legs, Their ratings speak to it. Along with newspapers, good riddance.
Who needs a room full of parrots … Polly wanna bailout, whack, whack!!!
do you kneepads have a presidential seal on em??
SWAGGA
TRICKED OUT
THUG THIZZLE
BRO
MY OBAMA
There…
I just wanted to assure my place on Nappy Jan’s “enemies list”…
Obama’s swagger always struck me as that of an insecure child in a new school, a strutting sort of gait to hide how out of a place and alone s/he feels; as a teacher, I’ve seen it many times.
I know about your fanatical, twisted, self loathing hate for all things/acts homosexual, so I’ll keep my kneepad descriptions to myself. I’d rather not hijack this humorous thread by typing about you being a self-hating queer.
Now back to, Ohh, ohh, ohh, Obama.
Wow, I need a cig.
So the black culture is all about “being open and inclusive”. And what? The white, yellow and red is not? This smacks as being racist. Of course, coming from an angry white man such as myself, this makes me racist to even think such a thing. I’d like to take his swagger and shove it so he waddles.
The little obnoxious annoying behaviors of Odumba that we are already oh so tired of…his bounce down the stairs of Air Farce One; his refusal to look into the camera. Always looking to the right at something or to the left. His superficial attempt to act self confident when he does his little jive “swagga.” If he’d stay off the television we wouldn’t be so sick of seeing him and his itty bitty annoying mannerisms. My personal favorite..watching the video of that dog running him all around the white house grounds and Obama trying to look “cool” and in control. The president running around in a suit with a puppy. What.A.Dufus.
No. He did not.
President Bush was John Wayne cool!
I,for one, hope the Thug Thizzle Bad @ss appoints a black culture interpreter to help Him reach out-of-touch knuckleheads like me. I’m starting to think it’s just my poor cultural awareness that’s instigating my lack of appreciation for Him.
Yeah, that’s gotta be the reason.
My point exactly. Obama isn’t cool.
I suppository that this just the begining of this new swagga shiite.
Gosh, I didn’t know that anyone’s gender was a “known” here…
I think the comment would be non-gender specific…
and would apply perfectly to the entirety of the MSM…and the remained of the Left….
Cool white guys:
Me
Paul Newman RIP
Robert Mitchum RIP
77-78 era John Travolta
Keith Richards
Obama’s white half
There may be more, but I doubt it.
LOLLLLL.
Angry white people accusing me of being a typical racist lib it 110, 109, 108….
and the remainder of the Left….
Steve McQueen could sure drive that Mustang. Talk about cool, he was so cool, he didn’t have to swagger.
Oh, did I mention he was white?
Wow, you have a lot in common with Obama. No wonder you’re our resident cheer-leader for him.
Typical Leftist…
never met a tyrant they didn’t think was cool…
can’t avoid putting even half a person into a racial group.
Constant as the Northern Star…
Apparently, black people have “Swagga” and white people have… hmmmmm, what was that word again.. on the tip of my toungue.. Oh yes. “Class”. That’s the correct term.
CNN thinnks “Swagga” is a better quality than “Class”.
Which would you rather have?
conservative in europe – you said it better than I did – they deleted my post because mine wasn’t quite so “classy..” lol
He’s got so much “swagga” he’s going to make sure blacks aren’t punished as harshly for their crack cocain. He’s not trying to reduce their use. He’s trying to reduce their punishment. Swagga gheto president for swagga gheto people. He’s not my president.
Rags,
Wow.. Never thought I would see Jerry Rafferty quoted on MM.. Well said.
Well said, Misscheryl
How are they not embarrassed? No, seriously, how can they act like drooling 14 year old girls at a Jonas Brothers concert and consider themselves journalists? Pathetic.
Some genders are “known”. R4L has a history here that I don’t mind exploiting on occasion. Somebody as continuously hateful as R4L is bait for continuous mocking, unless I’m too bored.
I’m just tickled that MM has titled a thread after my favorite “word” of the past year. Swagga!!! It kinda of rolls off the tongue.
If Wayne was a complete and utter poser from an affluent, cosmopolitan, family in CT, and had diction issues. I’ll admit W. had swag, but it was the swag of a kid playing cowboy dress-up. Similarly, it could be at times adorable or infuriating depending on the circumstances.
If you’re someone who considers yourself cool, bozo–you ain’t.
I saw this earlier on another site and it seemed no one wanted to comment for fear of being called a raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist. I will only say, that this explains the high polling numbers that BO is getting.
Misscheryl,
If they deleted your post, it was probably a much more transparent and precise statement than mine..
dufus – to put it in “CNN” terms – Tru Dat!
Are the MSM comments in reference to the manner in which he walks…”the confident black man strut?” I hate to say this (not really), and risk popping their bubble, but Blogo has the same swagga when he walks, and he’s not black, nor half-black…but he is from Chicago! I wonder if their are other things they share?
Lesse…classism, jealousy, mocking the handicapped…
Yep, a Leftist hater trifecta…!!!
Congratulations to President Obama for his first 100 days in office.
I definitely think that US Constitution ought to be amended so that our greatest President EVER can be re-elected for three more four-year terms so that he can remain our commander-in-Chief til 2025
he got he swagga, and ya know the thug thizzle he be doing be pure crack. he got he shaka toots an be savin the world. word up. i know, racist! actually, it isn’t barry and michelle doing the thug thizzle shuck and jive, but the media trying to be black like me. pathetic.
In all fairness to MC, MM shouldn’t have deleted her post.
She said “black trash”. Of course, it’s a classless term, but I doubt MM would have deleted “white trash” which is a common “acceptable” term which MC is quite familiar with. Malkin is using double standards and cowering to the double standard, PC police she claims to dislike.
Ewww…I know…
Suggest that to Rasmussen,…
and see how it polls….
Nah. That’s a little much.
Jar Jar Binks had Swagga. Homies didn’t like that.
Let’s talk about “Class”.. Bush won an election in 2000 that you cry baby Commie Dems felt like you were entitled to so you set out on 8 years of completely hate filled, virulent, mostly untrue, always exaggerated and, to make my point, useless attacks on President Bush.
Useless because the man has Class. He sat there and put us with your foolishness while putting forward an agenda that was pro-America (for the most part – he had a few stinkers that We the People had to remind him on). He did this in the face of criticism from you lefty, racist, haters that would have completely crippled someone without Class.
After eight years of negative, hateful PR, all you Commie Dems can do is win by 2% of the popular vote? Against a RINO like McCain? You should be ashamed. You fools have proven that advertising isn’t everything.
You called Bush a “Cowboy” as an insult. Cowboys traditionally have a confidence in their walk that indicates right mindedness and a code they live by that has a lot to do with self determination. This is everything a Democrat isn’t. If you want to insult me or any other conservative by calling us Cowboys, be my guest.
I have Class. Therefore, I don’t have to “Swagga”. President Bush must feel the same way. He proved it time after time.
Democrat/Communist – same thing.
Let’s add Obama to the list.
“People think I’m cool” – Barack Obama
And you’d never catch one telling anybody else how cool he was…
Cool is as cool does.
Talk is cheap.
I would put a cowboy against a swagga anyday. It would be fun to see.
L
LOL now that’s not even a good lie.
As usual, you purposefully misunderstood.(many on this board do that, but it aids your ranting, so whatever). I like cowboys. Bush was a faux cowboy. Big difference.
Don’t hate Obama, hate the game.
Word up, yo.
I thought you claimed to be some sort of intellectual at Johns Hopkins, not still in middle school with a crush…
Growing up in Wyoming, we learned quickly to exhibit confidence around horses. Otherwise, you could wind up with a horseshoe tattoo.
You are sooo jealous. I’m cooler than cool. I’m the coolest mofo I know. People around the office call be Fonze, and it’s not just because of the bulge, and my ability to get free soda from the machine.
I’m now going to eat some cool dinner, with some of my cool friends. We all have swag too. We’re the beautiful people.
Cool UndyS cooling out this joint with much swagGAH!!!
We almost have the 49 Chevy “tricked out” “tricked out” “tricked out” but he will not use it to “thug thizzle” “thug thizzle” “thug thizzle” for my grandson does not “thug thizzle”. He is about 35% Cool so about 65% Macho if I have my ratios correct.And he will not “SWAGGA”“SWAGGA”“SWAGGA” as it does not have a Gittie Up 409 but the Chevy Six. Such he’ll just cruise in his Duce Coup.
We took the body to the paint shop Tuesday–Candy Apple Green and half the lacquer in North America. We were going to use the other half but did not want to ostentatious.
Both
I was waiting on you to attempt a deconstruction. It would have been better had you pointed out the typo I made. Instead, you brought out some really WEAK points that you can’t defend so they were left short and general. 2% was the spread – everytime I hear the word “landslide” or “mandate” bandied about, I realize how delusional you fools are.
Democrats weren’t the same thing as Commies for a long time. But, your party has become the useful tool the Ultra Left has been waiting for. When Clinton was President, I simply disagreed with your politics. It is patently obvious now that the Democrats will do anything to exact revenge for the 2000 election loss – even (many will say “especially” here) if it means undermining the USA.
You should take a step back and, trying to forget your own politics for a moment, take a critical look at what the Democrats have become. Please do not try to reverse this and use it as a springboard to talk smack about the GOP – I, and most of the posters here, have done that ad nauseum and we realize very well the issues that plague the Republican Party. Just look at who is controlling and making policy for the Dems. If you fully agree with them, you should put a McGovern Poster in your garage and fly the red flag high and proud. Take a peek – bet you are surprised at what you find.
I wrote that bit just to see if you could attack it well. I am highly disappointed in your response. Complete crap.
Why does that evoke such a powerful image of a guy sitting in his mother’s home, with the stars on his bedroom ceiling that have been there for decades, wearing sweats and Berkenstocks and his Chi tee-shirt, his pasty, pudgy face illuminated by the sickly blue glow of his computer screen as cigarette smoke fogs the air…???
Tell me how “I won”
is “open and inclusive”.
I’ve seen a lot of SWAGGA in various prisons I have had the displeasure of visiting.
It is a common trait among felons…
Respecting #57…
and eating Hot-pockets half warmed in the microwave he has at his elbow.
Rags,
You forgot to mention he was playing a fantasy role playing game with a bunch of other shut in guys who live with their mothers..
I also forbore to mention the porn littering the room, and the Kleenex and mineral oil…
I was content that others would fill in the gaps…
Probably a limo, a line and Larry Sinclair.
It’s 2am here. I better sign off before I become the guy Rags is describing.
good night..
I really have no experience with others mens’ basements, but you seem quite informed……….teabag on dude!
Edelweiss, are you retarded? That is what is called being a dictator. George Washington (the greatest President ever) set the standard by serving two terms and then voluntary giving up the power. The eurpoeans were stunned because no one had ever done that before.
But I have a better suggestion. How about we just enforce the provisions that are currently in the constitution? You know, like this one:
“No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.”
Have you seen The B.O.’s Certificate of Live Birth? Bet not.
Texans don’t know from basements.
Fathers of eight don’t get you guys…
NOT
AT
ALL
And “teabagging” is a term you punks all taught folks like me only recently…
thank you not at all.
I think I must have hit a nerve, tho…
Sorry but George Bush is not ‘cool’. I actually admire the way he conducted himself and most of his decisions during his presidency. I was proud to serve while he was CinC. I think he is a good man and a good leader. But cool? Not very.
In eight years I could teach anyone without the first knowledge of English how to properly pronounce the word NUCLEAR.
To recap: Nice guy, not cool.
George Jefferson had swagga.
Goldie Wilson had swagga.
JJ Walker had swagga.
The Obama = Prince Humperdink from “The Princess Bride”
“unless I am wrong, and I am NEVER wrong, they are headed to the fireswamp!”
…If I’m lying, may I live a thousand years and never hunt again…!
Having kids and grandkids is wonderful…
The answer to that question is “YES,” and let’s just leave it at that. Your explanation will never reach that dead piece of moldy cheese inside of their skull. Anyone who would want Obama to rule America for life is unreachable, and utterly imbecilic.
Gotta love American culture…
Exhibit A of what happens when you don’t embrace “independent thinking.”
I’d take anything this chick says with a grain of salt since she’s barely a US citizen these days. She may have been born here but she’s spent more time in European private schools and using her parents’ European lineage to sponge off the French free education racket.
To even make a “special exception” for one president when it was already made for FDR after which the Presidential Term Limits ammendment was placed in the Constitution is evidence that Swiss Flower either has no respect for the Constitution as a whole or wants to change it at will to suit her own selfish, self-absorbed self.
I cannot see how this chick will ever make a good doctor. It must really be hard to lug that ego around and see past it to treat a patient. I think the health care system has enough problems.
Type-casting for a cardiac surgeon…
Just sayin…
I’ve hung out with professors (as both a student and daughter of two college/university employees) and believe me they are the biggest bunch of shameless self-promoters and egotists I’ve ever met.
They’re probably the reason, beyond her naive, deluded parents, that Swiss Mountain Flower has a high opinion of herself and her abilities.
The very fact that this chick will have any contact with an unknowing number of innocent patients makes me wonder if perhaps the medical school entrance exams aren’t nearly rigorous enough. Or perhaps, medical schools just accept anybody with an overstimulated sense of self.
Yeah, I know… I’m type-casting.
Not to worry…once she’s forced into medical submission by the ObamaCare plan, she’ll be singing a different tune.
Just remind her of the fact that veterinarians are smarter….
and they have to be better diagnosticians.
Seems Inner City Jargon and Affectations are being mainstreamed by the lib media.
How son before an anchor starts speaking in Ebonics when referencing the president’s pseudo-accomplishments?
Late for the party but here’s my 2 cents:
White presidents didn’t have swagga? Teddy Roosevelt had something like that, PLUS
Birth certificate
College transcripts
valid passport
I appreciate your intelligence and wit.
In other words, you crack me up
I wanted a president, not a “thug-in-chief” or a “playa-in-chief…”
America used to be around here somewhere. I wonder where it is. Has anybody seen my country? Has anybody seen my Constitution?
preditable lame lying response from a lame lying liberal.
laughable.
oh yeah anyone who doesn’t bend over for the gay agenda is hateful…you libs are idiotic beyond belief.
LOL undresiege! <—she thinks we care.
Aaaanyway. George Bush is a real cowboy. But, you know, he’s not president anymore.
Obama isn’t a real anything. He stands for nothing & falls for anything. Much like his cheerleaders.
Oh, and I’m a cross between Marilyn Monroe & Catherine Deneuve. In 5-inch heels. And I swallow.
its getting warm in here…must be global warming..
Agreed, Em. Did you read where, a week or so ago, she posted she was in Europe watching television?! Of all the things to do and see in Europe, watching television is NOT one of them.
right4life; unlike undresiege, I am posting the truth. I am fierce.
I…uhhhh…guess…ummmm…if-that’s-your-opinion….uhhh…there’s…ummm…little-else-to-say.
you sound like a great lady!! I like em mean and fierce…
I like intimidating, challenging ladies…when I was younger, that was the kind of girl I was after! give me attitude…
are you a bodybuilder by any chance?
LOL–no way. First of all, a lady would not get all sweaty doing something as crass as exercise. Secondly, I might break a nail.
too funny! lets see, are you high maintenance? and yes I love high maintenance ladies…
and yes, I like female bodybuilders…I used to compete in powerlifting, so I have an appreciation of lifing ladies!
I could always tell which white girls did squats…
since I was (am) a student of female physiology, shall we say? 