Well, it’s about time… my Abraham Lincoln USB drive was wearing out — but I’m being redundant:
This 2GB USB Drive commemorates President Obama’s rise to the White House with an Obama hologram on the face of the pivot-style drive. The drive comes preloaded with nearly an hour of Obama’s landmark speeches in MP3 format including his Inaugural Address. This drive is tiny enough to easily fit on a keychain.
Here are the instructions for use:
1) Remove Obama USB drive from package.
2) Turn on computer.
3) Plug the Obama USB drive into your wallet (or purse), then get on the computer and surf the ‘net for a while:
4) When the wallet’s empty, mail the loaded USB drive back to Washington, DC:
It’s that simple.
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