Monday snort-inducer

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 4, 2009 11:00 AM

Okay, the part about Janet Napolitano being in the running for Supreme Court justice is a stomach-turner. It’s the part at the end that is the snort-inducer of the day so far:

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano was studiously evasive Sunday about whether she coveted an appointment to the Supreme Court, as Republicans and Democrats sparred over the next justice.

“I’ve got my hands full with the (swine) flu right now, and I’m going to stick with that (answer),” the former governor and attorney-general of Arizona said on Fox News Sunday.

Napolitano has been floated as a possible name for President Barack Obama to name to the highest US court, after the liberal-leaning Justice David Souter announced Friday that he plans to retire in June…

… Obama said he aims to have a replacement on the bench by the time the court begins anew in October, “someone with a sharp and independent mind and a record of excellence and integrity.”

The former constitutional law professor is said to prefer a woman for the job. His spokesman Robert Gibbs said Obama was seeking “diversity of experience” in his nominee, and that a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

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  1. #1
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am, JConrad999 said:

    Rigorous vetting process? You mean the same kind that half of Obama’s staff had, including Janet’s?

    Why do I feel a strong sense of skepticism?

  2. #2
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am, spaceycakes said:

    The former constitutional law professor is said to prefer a woman for the job.

    Well, that leaves out ‘Janet’.

  3. #3
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:07 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    The former constitutional law professor is said to prefer a woman for the job. His spokesman Robert Gibbs said Obama was seeking “diversity of experience” in his nominee, and that a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

    Heh. There’s a vetting process in this administration? Whodathunkit.

  4. #4
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:09 am, behiker said:

    diversity of experience

    “Diversity” is one of the most overused and abused words; I’m sick of it. Everyone is diverse in many, many ways. Why do they have to narrow it down to a select group? When someone is said to be diverse, that normally means they are one or any combination of the following: female, black, gay.

  5. #5
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:11 am, John Deaux said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:07 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Heh. There’s a vetting process in this administration? Whodathunkit.

    Of course there is. All applications must be legible.

  6. #8
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:18 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:11 am, John Deaux said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:07 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Heh. There’s a vetting process in this administration? Whodathunkit.

    Of course there is. All applications must be legible.

    Of course. Silly me. ;-)

  7. #9
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:20 am, granite said:

    …a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

    As Moses says to God in the Bill Cosby “Noah” bit:

    “Riiiiight!”

  8. #10
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:21 am, Jeff2161 said:

    a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

    Snort

  9. #11
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:21 am, Doug Powers said:

    Her first order of business will be to change the name “Supreme Court” to “Arbitrators of the Global Hope Initiative.”

    Is it just me, or does Janet Napolitano usually come across like someone who’s been ordered to stand in the corner of a round room?

  10. #12
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:22 am, granite said:

    As Noah says to God….

    Apologies.

    Not enough coffee….

  11. #13
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:24 am, b-cat said:

    “someone with a sharp and independent mind and a record of excellence and integrity.”

    Must think exactly like liberal groupthink.

    His spokesman Robert Gibbs said Obama was seeking “diversity of experience” in his nominee, and that a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

    Can’t be a white male and must be able to explain how the Constitution is unconstitutional.

  12. #14
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:26 am, tre said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:07 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Heh. There’s a vetting process in this administration? Whodathunkit.

    Their entire vetting process is seeing just how far looney left they are. They need to be as far left as possible, without crossing the line of coming back to the right.

  13. #15
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am, bruins90210 said:

    I hear he’s also considering Raul Castro, John Walker Lindh, Lynne Stewart, Bernadine Dohrn, his aunt Zeituni, and “any random Al Qaeda terrorist, as long as she’s female and can pass the TOEFL exam.”

  14. #16
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am, DBNinKY said:

    … Obama said he aims to have a replacement on the bench by the time the court begins anew in October, “someone with a sharp and independent mind and a record of excellence and integrity.

    Wouldn’t that last bit of criterion completely eliminate virtually every Democrat Leftist out there?

  15. #17
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:30 am, Flyoverman said:

    I think Obama needs Billy Mays to pitch this one.

  16. #18
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:31 am, right4life said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:30 am, Flyoverman said:

    I think Obama needs Billy Mays to pitch this one.

    BILLY MAYS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

  17. #19
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:32 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    record of excellence and integrity.

    Words that don’t exist in the liberal’s dictionary.

  18. #20
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:32 am, JohnnyD said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:11 am, John Deaux said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:07 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Heh. There’s a vetting process in this administration? Whodathunkit.

    Of course there is. All applications must be legible.

    Does that mean no eraser marks too? Guess I’m not in the running then….

  19. #21
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:35 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    … and that a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

    Words. Just words.

    Does that mean no eraser marks too? Guess I’m not in the running then….

    Ixnay on the crayons as well.

  20. #22
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:40 am, hatfield said:

    One can only laugh at this point.

  21. #23
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:41 am, Sniper One said:

    When I read on fox that “Napolitano” wouldn’t confirm or deny… I thought they were talking about “The Judge” from Fox Radio. I figured with the general level of stupidity that Janet Reno Napolitano had shown, the only promotion she would get was out the door and back into the private sector.

  22. #24
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:42 am, John Deaux said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:35 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Does that mean no eraser marks too? Guess I’m not in the running then….

    Ixnay on the crayons as well.

    Depends on the color. Apparently there’s a historical bias towards red, green and blue. Fill it out in burnt sienna and you might have a chance.

  23. #25
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:43 am, corona said:

    Barry O was never a professor of anything.

  24. #26
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:43 am, ajmontana said:

    I have a feeling that the Odopey admin thinks the “vetting process” means taking “BO” for his shots. :shock:

  25. #27
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:45 am, Savage24 said:

    I wonder if who ever the Messiah picks will have their taxes payed up, before they go before congress? But then with this congress that shouldn’t preclude from getting it. I heard that the Republicans in the senate are going to rubber stamp everything the Messiah wants.

  26. #28
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:47 am, pueblo1032 said:

    I for one, as a citizen of Arizona, am in favor of J-NO for the job… She is the “BEST MAN” he could nominate… Plus, as a lifetime appointment, it would GUARANTEE she would not be back in Arizona!!!

  27. #29
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:48 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Must be think easily assimilated into exactly like the liberal groupthinkcollective.

    Resistance is futile….if you are left leaning.

  28. #30
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:48 am, Insomniac said:

    “rigorous vetting process” = best 2 out of 3 from a Magic 8-Ball toy

  29. #31
    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:56 am, BOB said:

    I hear Obama is insisting on a vetting process equal to the one he received.

  30. #32
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:01 pm, CW4_KGP said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am, bruins90210 said: I hear he’s also considering Raul Castro, John Walker Lindh, Lynne Stewart, Bernadine Dohrn, his aunt Zeituni, and “any random Al Qaeda terrorist, as long as she’s female and can pass the TOEFL exam.”

    What a linguistic bigot! Why should anyone have to learn English to serve in any position – nay, to be all they can be in a land full of people who think the TOEFL is some valid means of determining communications abilities.

    Tests are the way “the man” keeps minorities down. Just ask anyone who has ever suffered a calculus exam or a thermodynamics pop quiz. Who really cares about the final temperature of a room when a one ton block of ice melts in it? What good is an integral when you are scoring a rock with your homies? Will a set of Jordans fit my ride? These are the questions? TOEFL? I bet half of the people who go to school in Detroit could not pass it anyway….

    *SNORTIMUS MAXIMUS*

  31. #33
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:07 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:21 am, Doug Powers said:
    Her first order of business will be to change the name “Supreme Court” to “Arbitrators of the Global Hope Initiative.”

    /snorts out loud

  32. #34
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:08 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:42 am, John Deaux said:

    On May 4th, 2009 at 11:35 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Does that mean no eraser marks too? Guess I’m not in the running then….

    Ixnay on the crayons as well.

    Depends on the color. Apparently there’s a historical bias towards red, green and blue. Fill it out in burnt sienna and you might have a chance.

    Priceless

  33. #35
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, dan708 said:

    Janet Napolitano?? For the SCOTUS?! Are these the same Dems who sniggered when W Bush tried to appoint Harriet Miers? Are they freakin’ SERIOUS???!!!
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  34. #36
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:14 pm, karnold said:

    Oh yeah, Janet Napolitano. I remember her. She was the attorney for Susan Hoershner, the Workers’ Compensation “judge” from California who made up all that supporting evidence for Anita Hill during the Clarence Thomas hearings, wasn’t she? Anyone remember all that confusion about when Hill and Hoershner had their conversations? Prevaricating colostomy bag.

    If this woman does get nominated, I hope someone will remember this and see to it she gets exactly the same treatment she helped engineer against Justice Thomas. EXACTLY the same treatment. Good for the goose, and all that.

  35. #37
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:14 pm, spaceycakes said:

    The former constitutional law professor

    wait, he has a doctorate?

  36. #38
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:15 pm, Stillwaiting said:

    I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this one! My wife would have thought I was doing a Danny Thomas immitation–he was the king of the spit-take.

  37. #39
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:24 pm, chapoutier said:

    wait, he has a doctorate?

    I don’t think there is any formal requirement of any sort to have the title “Professor.” But in any case a juris doctorate is usually considered by schools to be a terminal degree, like a PhD. Though there is something called an LLM that many, if not most law professors also get.

  38. #40
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:40 pm, Old Tanker said:

    a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

    Taxes need not be paid prior to nomination…

  39. #41
    On May 4th, 2009 at 12:41 pm, Cathy B said:

    Oh good gracious, all I can say right now is:

    Dammit Janet!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK3PzGhbbWA

    blah…

  40. #42
    On May 4th, 2009 at 1:04 pm, JDinTX said:

    I heard Obama wanted a Hispanic female. She wouldn’t really qualify except that she wants the Hispanic invaders from the south to keep coming and give them amnesty.

  41. #44
    On May 4th, 2009 at 1:17 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    karnold #34: YES!!! I remember that. She deserves to get EXACTLY the kind of disrespect shown Justice Thomas during that sham of an inquiry with Ms. Hill, the Champion Liar. If Napolitano gets within 20 feet of the Supreme Court, I really fear for our country.

  42. #45
    On May 4th, 2009 at 1:19 pm, RetFireman said:

    “someone with a sharp and independent mind and a record of excellence and integrity.”

    And they said that in the same statement including a complete and total moron like Napolitano?

    I am getting the world’s biggest bruise on my forehead…not to mention the dents in the wall from where I keep banging my head…

    I keep hoping it will just callus over eventually. I figure that will happen LONG before this amazing ridiculousness will stop.

    And the media not only has no issue with such things, they are actively encouraging it. How quickly we have come to this bizarro-world.

  43. #47
    On May 4th, 2009 at 1:27 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    A vetting process? Ask any steer how that works…

  44. #49
    On May 4th, 2009 at 2:08 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Must be able to smell new rights in Emanations of Penumbra from the Constitution. I believe that’s done much like Johnny did as Karnak the Magnificent.

  45. #50
    On May 4th, 2009 at 3:17 pm, chsw said:

    There will be two nominations – an Obama equivalent of Miers who will be so outre that Rachel Maddow would object, and then there will be the real one who will have left no paper or blog trail but will still be hard left.

    chsw

  46. #51
    On May 4th, 2009 at 3:55 pm, jrgdds said:

    Obama was seeking “diversity of experience” in his nominee, and that a “rigorous” vetting process was underway.

    HELP WANTED: Supreme Court Justice

    Duties include discovering”New, previously hidden, Constitutional Rights not disclosed by our founding fathers persons” The ideal candidate should:

    1. Be Empathetic,flexible,and creative.
    2. Be Female either genetically or by virtue of surgical retrofit.
    3. Be Half Hispanic.
    4. Be Half Muslim.
    5. Have been brought to this country by illegal alien undocumented working parents.
    6. Have completed High School or GED. (Optional)
    7. Maintain a low carbon footprint.
    8. Have been or now be homeless.
    9. Have at least 2 noble Native American cousins or 3 African American in laws.
    10. Possess a working knowledge of the transgender and lesbian world paradigm.
    11. Qualify as being handicap handi-capable under the Americans with Disabilities Act.
    12. been adopted by a single working mother of asian or pacific islander decent.
    13. Have had an abusive blue eyed devil Caucasian uncle.
    14. Wear cosmetics that have not been tested on animals.
    15. Be afflicted with an allergy to peanuts.

    No experience in law necessary or desired. Please Submit CV to:

    His Excellency
    Pres. B.H. Obama
    1600 Pennsylvania ave.
    Washington, D.C.

  47. #52
    On May 4th, 2009 at 5:42 pm, RetFireman said:

    Sorry…I am still trying to get my mind around Napolitano’s name being bantered around as a possible choice. This woman has done nothing over the last few weeks but demonstrate what a complete and utter fool and puppet she is.

    Then again, considering the way that she treats Obama…similar to the way Hitler’s minions treated him, who else WOULD Obama want in the Supreme Court to help get his non-Constitutional issues pushed through.

    After all…if you want to go around the law, you need a good patsy.

  48. #53
    On May 4th, 2009 at 8:03 pm, Marc said:

    Janet Napolitano as attorney general? Heck why not Susan Boyle?

  49. #55
    On May 5th, 2009 at 12:12 am, thefoundingfathers said:

    SCOTUS Justice qualification list:

    1. Must believe the founding fathers were bigoted white men.

    2. Must believe the US Constitution is a flawed document and must be circumvented with illogical legal opinions.

    3. Must believe all rights are gifts of the government and the individual is of no consequence.

    4. Must believe the citizens are to serve the government and federal authority is supreme to all others including the Almighty.

    5. Must believe that where applicable, foreign laws should trump US Laws to weaken the US to be subserviant to the UN.

  50. #57
    On May 6th, 2009 at 2:16 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    If they want Diversity they could hire me.

    But I saw this ad in the paper this morning:

    WANTED
    Comanche Lesbian/Marxist/Leninist
    for High Powered Legal Position.
    Excellent Pay and Benefits
    Long Term Employment
    Legal Experience helpful, not required

    Contact the Office of Diversity
    C/O The White House
    1600 No Honkey Quakers Avenue
    Washington, Diversity City

  51. #58
    On May 7th, 2009 at 12:00 pm, Cosmo said:

    “Rigorous vetting process…”

    HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA

    Is that the same “rigor” with which:

    - Daschle
    - Napolitano
    - Richardson
    - Holder
    - EVERYONE ELSE

    was “vetted?”

    Sometimes I wonder if Obama and his team think that “vetting” means showing up at the Chevy plant and sitting in the front seat of a sports car for a photo op.

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