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1. #1
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:17 pm, Jeddite said:

   So the winner gets stoned to death for being in the presence of unrelated males, or what?

2. #2
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:23 pm, Flyoverman said:

   No, the winner gets a custom made vest from Hamas and a free ride on a bus full of Jewish school children.

3. #3
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:26 pm, PBoilermaker said:

   A trip to Hawaii on 24SEP?

4. #4
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:27 pm, hatfield said:

   Prehaps a trip to Iran is in order for Mr. Hilton. They love his kind over there.

5. #5
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:28 pm, Flyoverman said:

   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:26 pm, PBoilermaker said:

   A trip to Hawaii on 24SEP?

   ROTFLOL ! ! !

6. #6
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:29 pm, rfjjulie said:

   I will be proud to show everyone that I competed with the others over my devotion to my parents,” the 24-year-old said.

   Till they sell her to the highest bidder.

7. #7
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:31 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

   One of the prizes is a scholarship to… Oh, nevermind.

8. #8
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:37 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

   Well, Mr. Hilton hasn’t got any morals to begin with, so how could he possibly be a judge?

9. #9
   On May 7th, 2009 at 5:51 pm, Regulus said:

   What’s weird about such a “contest” is that on the one hand they want to show women as vessels of purity and morality, yet at the same time the people doing the judging see women as being so wickedly tempting to men who can’t control themselves that they have to be covered with a sheet and kept locked away most of the time.

   It’s like Norman Bates judging a “World’s Best Mom” contest.

10. #10
    On May 7th, 2009 at 5:52 pm, IndyRich said:

    There are no such displays in ultra-strict Saudi Arabia, where until Miss Beautiful Morals was inaugurated last year, the only pageants were for goats, sheep, camels and other animals, aimed at encouraging livestock breeding.

    So many comments…..so little time!!

    Here’s one before I have to get back to work…
    “I bet Perez would love to be a judge on one of the other pagents…”

11. #11
    On May 7th, 2009 at 5:53 pm, mchristian said:

    I think she is opposed to gay marriage.

12. #12
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:08 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Just wait til those pictures of her ankles get out!

13. #13
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:12 pm, Hangfire said:

    “….and our next contestant is Miss Riyadh, whose hobbies include cooking, sewing, cleaning, and fasting. For exercise, she enjoys a walk around the market with a male relative. She loves people and wants nothing more than World Peace, after the destruction of Israel, of course.”

14. #14
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:24 pm, txvet2 said:

    She also admits she’s a little on the plump side.

    Actually, that’s right up the average Arab’s alley. They like their women well upholstered.

15. #15
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:29 pm, ajmontana said:

    I wouldn’t give that insignificant little dwebe Hilton any ink here, ever, but that’s just me.

16. #16
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:32 pm, Hangfire said:

    Nothing beats a woman that can keep you warm in winter, and provide shade in the summer.

17. #17
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:40 pm, nbarry said:

    This brings new meaning to the slogan, “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”

18. #18
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:48 pm, Leatherneck said:

    That one in black is really hot! I want to buy her.

19. #19
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:51 pm, letget said:

    Perez question to the lovely lady, ‘do you think your child should spend their life heck bent on doing away with the Jews and the US’?
    Is this going to get me banned?
    L

20. #20
    On May 7th, 2009 at 6:57 pm, DagneyT said:

    Laudable, but frightening from the standpoint that the alternative is stoning or beheading.

21. #21
    On May 7th, 2009 at 7:14 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Actually, that’s right up the average Arab’s alley. They like their women well upholstered.

    Kim Novak. Marilyn Monroe. Jayne Mansfield.

    Nummy…

22. #22
    On May 7th, 2009 at 7:20 pm, tre said:

    I don’t know about those Arab men, but if that little dirtbag called MY daughter a “Dumb @#$%*” I’d be hunting him down with my .44 magnum in one hand and my Bowie knife in the other!

23. #23
    On May 7th, 2009 at 7:50 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    “I tell this year’s contestants that winning is not important,” said al-Shurafa, a 21-year-old English major. “What is important is obeying your parents.”

    Do they have a choice ?
    Including, the arranged marriage ?
    

24. #24
    On May 7th, 2009 at 7:52 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    Actually, that’s right up the average Arab’s alley. They like their women well upholstered.

    Actually, europeans use the term, Rubenesque…From Paul Rubens; the bizarre kiddie-host of the 80′s.

25. #25
    On May 7th, 2009 at 8:19 pm, txvet2 said:

    On May 7th, 2009 at 7:14 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Nope, all too skinny. I said “upholstered”, not stacked. I actually have seen this in practice. When some of them were over here taking tech training, they would inevitably hit on the fattest girls. I even knew a couple of girls who married Arabs (against everybody else’s advice).

26. #26
    On May 7th, 2009 at 8:27 pm, nbarry said:

    How do they judge such a contest, unless the panel is collectively endowed with Superman’s x-ray vision?

27. #27
    On May 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm, USN RET said:

    Does this burkha make me look fatwa?

28. #28
    On May 7th, 2009 at 9:14 pm, txvet2 said:

    On May 7th, 2009 at 8:27 pm, nbarry said:

    How do they judge such a contest, unless the panel is collectively endowed with Superman’s x-ray vision?

    By the whites of their eyes, I guess.

29. #29
    On May 7th, 2009 at 9:22 pm, mojoe said:

    Oh please can’t we take up a collection to send Perez Hilton to Saudi Arabia to be a judge?!

30. #30
    On May 7th, 2009 at 9:24 pm, Hangfire said:

    On May 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm, USN RET said:
    Does this burkha make me look fatwa?

    Good one, shipmate.

31. #31
    On May 7th, 2009 at 10:13 pm, right_on said:

    Prehaps a trip to Iran is in order for Mr. Hilton.

    Yeah…Tell him there’s a body cavity strip search involved for foreign judges, and he’ll pay his own way.

32. #32
    On May 7th, 2009 at 10:15 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    On May 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm, USN RET said:
    Does this burkha make me look fatwa?

    No, stop it…I mean it…Stop it !
    ROFLMAO

33. #33
    On May 7th, 2009 at 10:35 pm, jangar said:

    On May 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm, USN RET said:
    Does this burkha make me look fatwa?

    Should be a real hoot. What…the sheet with the most lumps wins?

34. #34
    On May 7th, 2009 at 10:40 pm, Right By-The-Sea said:

    There is beginning to be not much difference in the way the Islamofascists treat the women in their cultures, and the way the Perez Hiltons/gay right’s activist libtards of this country treat anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their viewpoints. I mean, the Islamic folk don’t claim to be “tolerant” of any other viewpoint. They are who they are, and they make no bones about it.

    Here in the U.S., the leftie loons and their “gay” cohorts make a big stink about “tolerance” and “acceptance,” but only when it applies to the way they think, act, and live. Vote “Yes” on Prop 8 in California? Get threatened and boycotted against by militant gays marching in the streets. Stand up against “gay marriage” as a beauty pageant contestant? Be slimed by every loser perve who has access to a microphone or blog, a la Hilton, and that creepy Michael Musto on PMSNBC. Perez Hilton and Michael Musto are nothing but gay fascists. “Think like we do, or we’ll ruin you.”

35. #35
    On May 7th, 2009 at 10:41 pm, realitycheck said:

    Paris Hilton is more of a man than Perez.

36. #36
    On May 8th, 2009 at 12:17 am, CleanGuy said:

    Stay tuned for the Pagent, immediately following “How Big Is Your Burka!”. Now back to “Coleman Tent Challenge”.

37. #37
    On May 8th, 2009 at 8:07 am, englishqueen01 said:

    Would any unrelated men be allowed in the same room?

38. #38
    On May 8th, 2009 at 8:15 am, b-cat said:

    I see black is IN in Riyadh this year.

39. #39
    On May 8th, 2009 at 8:46 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
    Father: What?
    Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children.

40. #40
    On May 8th, 2009 at 8:53 am, iamsaved said:

    Saudi Arabia – a country where you can see a small pickup truck with the man driving, a goat in the passenger seat and the women in the bed of the truck with a camel or two.

    Maybe Perez could get a front row view on any given Friday in chop chop square to watch the weekly beheadings in Riyadh. I’ll bet he’d be back in the closet quicker than a man and a woman can say “I do” at a traditional marriage between a man and a woman.

41. #41
    On May 8th, 2009 at 10:34 am, Bruce said:

    Actually, europeans use the term, Rubenesque…From Paul Rubens; the bizarre kiddie-host of the 80’s.

    LOL! You’re just a few years late! It’s from PETER Paul Ruebens – the PAINTER who preferred painting “larger” women – not Paul Rubens (PeeWee Herman) the actor!

42. #42
    On May 8th, 2009 at 11:16 am, mchristian said:

    iamsaved said: Saudi Arabia – a country where you can see a small pickup truck with the man driving, a goat in the passenger seat and the women in the bed

    Sounds like northwest New Mexico to me.

43. #43
    On May 8th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On May 7th, 2009 at 5:26 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    A trip to Hawaii on 24SEP?

    Well done.

    Or, how about a trip to South Shore Chicago on November 1st?

    Illinois State Senate
    90th General Assembly
    Summary of SR0110

    Senate Sponsors:
    OBAMA.

    Short description:
    11/1/97-ISLAMIC COMMUNITY DAY

    Synopsis of Bill as introduced:
    Declares November 1, 1997 to be South Shore Islamic Community Center Day.

    Maybe Obama would even let her ride there on Scare Force One
    and buzz the Sears Tower.

44. #44
    On May 8th, 2009 at 1:34 pm, RobM1981 said:

    I think that Perez should be invited. He’d be a HUGE hit. I’d love to see how the contestants and their husbands respond to his questions…

45. #45
    On May 8th, 2009 at 1:39 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    Man, those Saudis sound like they’re as much fun as you people.

46. #46
    On May 8th, 2009 at 2:32 pm, cheapseat said:

    i too would love to see that pansy ms perez go to the middle east and let him and his buddies see what real discrimination is all about. i saw a video the other day of the civilized uae sheik burning some guy who had stolen something from him, hitting him with a board with a nail in it, prodding him in the crotch with a cattle prod, and eventually running over his head with a land rover. all perfectly legal and proper. so what would be the correct punishment for being a flaming fairy and calling women vulgar names. it sure would be fun to watch if it was happening to that putz.

47. #47
    On May 8th, 2009 at 3:19 pm, RetFireman said:

    I think that would be the PERFECT contest for it to judge. I would personally purchase whatever plane/train/bus tickets necessary to make sure it arrived there on time and would do whatever it takes to make sure it had the biggest stage on which to speak his mind.

    I think it would behoove it to go there and tell all those people how wrong they are and for it to tell them how to live their lives. I think it should begin by spreading it’s own personal brand of morals and values. I think it should place his own rules on itself. After all, it would not want to come across as a cowardly hypocrite who can only spew it’s personal brand of hatred, bigotry, and foulness from the relative safety of it’s putridly decorated studio apartment in the United States, now would it?

48. #48
    On May 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On May 7th, 2009 at 10:13 pm, right_on said:

    Prehaps a trip to Iran is in order for Mr. Hilton.

    Yeah…Tell him there’s a body cavity strip search involved for foreign judges, and he’ll pay his own way.

    Tell him it’s generous and he may swim there.

    What a nasty little freak he is.

49. #49
    On May 9th, 2009 at 9:57 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On May 8th, 2009 at 12:17 am, CleanGuy said:

    Stay tuned for the Pagent, immediately following “How Big Is Your Burka!”. Now back to “Coleman Tent Challenge”.

    WHAT? That means Extreme Tent Makeover and Arabian Camel will be pre-empted.

50. #50
    On May 10th, 2009 at 5:02 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On May 8th, 2009 at 10:34 am, Bruce said:

    Actually, europeans use the term, Rubenesque…From Paul Rubens; the bizarre kiddie-host of the 80’s.

    LOL! You’re just a few years late! It’s from PETER Paul Ruebens – the PAINTER who preferred painting “larger” women – not Paul Rubens (PeeWee Herman) the actor!

    PETER Paul Ruebens ? I thought he was the one who first came up with “How Big is Your Burka”. Learn something everyday.

    I wouldn’t mind putting Perez Hilton in a burka and selling him to a harem master