The most self-absorbed night in Washington (since the inaugural)
I spent a blissful Mother’s Day weekend unplugged and away from the news. So if you’re looking for outrage, faux outrage, and extended commentary on all the narcissism and nastiness at the White House Correspondents Dinner, you’ll have to look elsewhere.
In a nutshell: Liberal comedian Wanda Sykes indulged in Palin-bashing, Rush Derangement Syndrome, and post-Bush/Cheney-induced psychosis while leftist journalists rubbed elbows with politicos and Tinseltown eye candy. They all Twittered and tittered and Flickr-ed and snickered together at various D.C. before, during, and after-parties. (There’s even an entire fanboy/gossip site now devoted to the event).
It was the most self-absorbed night in Washington. Since the inaugural, I mean.
Which means the Beltway press corps will spend at least another 24 hours yakking about it.
DISTRACTION!
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Doug Powers delivers the jokes that should have been told.
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What if a foul-mouthed republican hosted the event? Read the “other” WHCD speech.
(warning: raw language)
If you only thought they were knob-polishers, well, now you know.
Classless O & WHCA president AP’s own Jeniffer Loven (who chose that idiot).
Avoided the Love Fest on Mother’s Day? Good for you Michelle. We had the kids and grandkids over for a cookout and swim. Boys and I did the cooking and most of the cleaning up–my wife cleans up after the surgical scrub team
We let the littlest kids pick roses, older kids stayed in the pool till quitting time and the damn TV was never on. A good day.
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms here and everywhere. Sadly the Polliwoods and Beltway Boys do not know the life they are missing being bitter and morally superior 24/7.
Speaking of which, any updates on the air force one scandal?
Who?
With his dumb, not really self-deprecating jokes and the adoring press/fan-cult laughing it up, it looks like what you’d picture with a dictator if they were laughing under duress. Only they’re not. What gives?
Obama’s reactions to crude remarks is telling of his abilities to act ‘Presidential’. I expected no less from him and his cronies.
D.C. is where the Hollywood sewer backs up. Somebody call a honeywagon!
I saw it being reported on the local channel 7 news in Denver, last night. You would have thought they were reporting on Oscar night. There were red carpet photos of hollywierd lefties, sound bytes of the fowl mouthed comedian, and His Holiness, the President, howling in that big, toothy, dracula way that he does. The two talking head newsies were cooing and chortling at the jokes.
… It was beyond disgusting!
These are the same over compensated, predatory clowns that think a hardworking businessman is evil.
Yeah, I think Obama is his own biggest fan. His inability to laugh at himself is testament to his immaturity. Given that immature people are generally behaviorally less stable than mature people, I think the “madman” theory of the presidency may be pretty accurate.
I saw it yesterday on Drudge. Sykes is a nasty person who openly advocates the homosexual lifestyle. Not surprised by her, but for the record, I will never support anything she ever does. Isn’t a comedienne supposed to be funny?
Obama is only doing what any little jerk would do, acting like a jerk.
Nothing presidential about this a-hole.
Another five days is my guess. Shiny objects and all that, you know.
Agreed. Anyone else notice that by naming his dog BO, he named his dog after himself?
Have no fear, we will have the last laugh.
He’s so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him.
Accompanied by a lot of clucking, chirping, and twittering, I would imagine.
…and the odor of urine hung thick in the air…
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the MSM girls dreamed that theyd be your partner
Theyd be your partner, and…
Meanwhile obama has predicted no job growth till 2010.
He is predicting his own failure.
I thought that Wanda Sykes was a lot funnier when she was a woman. Now that she’s a man, not so much.
Apparently he isn’t talking about the Federal bureaucracy.
I really really really have a problem with brain-dead Hollywood types cavorting with what are supposed to be the serious leaders and policy makers of our nation.
But as Rush says, politics is celebrity for the ugly, or something to that effect.
It’s only recently that I’ve started to believe that this will all catch up with BHO and his puppeteers. I pray regularly too.
I wonder how many of those brown-nosing Hollywood types are really ideologically in sync with BHO or just plain scared of him. (I go back to scenes of people crowding around Saddam Hussein – pushing and shoving to get a hand shake .. acting like they loved the guy but I saw outright fear in their faces!)
Mr gorgeous spaceycakes made such a lovely dinner for me I didn’t get a chance to watch.
The bad thing is, when I did turn on the news & saw the clips, it acted as an emetic & I lost the remnants of that dinner!
It reminded me of ‘Scar’ (Lion King)sneering to himself whilst the hyenas squabbled, chortled & snotted amongst themselves
Over the weekend golf analyst Feherty apologized for his joke about Nancy Pelosi. In my estimation it was funny and original (unlike our leftist friends). Why are lies and hatred ok from the left but humor not tolerated from the right?
I don’t find anything O says funny. I can hardly watch him, period. He is from the gutter, his humour is from the gutter and so are his so called friends. Disgusting.
I read one of the links to that story on Drudge as well, regarding the same question 30. One of the articles gave a chance to ‘vote’ on the jokes in question…
Notice anything missing? That’s right–none of the choices are ‘Feherty’s comments are ok–Sykes’ were not.’
wanda who?? another embicle attempting to be a comic, are there any left that are real comedians?
These people have no shame.
Correction:
Yes. Much better. Thank you.
Here’s my jokes:
“Biden was scared to come because of the swine flu, but then he realized muslims don’t eat pork.”
“Michelle should be the new spokesman for Arm and Hammer baking soda. Her arms are huge. I just hope she can keep Barry from snorting the stuff.”
“I can never figure out which of the Obama girls is Tootie!”
I don’t think the hollywoods will be laughing so loudly when their taxes go up and Obama wants them to share their Malibu Mansions with the homeless. Oh wait isn’t that what facist do take over homes of the wealthy they did in WWII
Bread and circuses. What else needs to be said?
So, when Bush hosts the dinner, they bash the GOP. But when Obama hosts the dinner, they bash the GOP.
Sure seems like the liberals definition of “fairness doctrine” is in effect.
Obama’s jokes were written by a couple of his frat boy speechwriters, David Axelrod, and a “team of joke writers to craft the punchlines.” That explains the lameness of most of the jokes, as when he joked that the book he received from Hugo Chavez was like receiving a copy of Peter Pan from a Somalia pirate dressed up as Captain Hook. Obama said it was “good diplomatic practice” to accept Chavez’s book, but it did not mean he would read it.
If it was “good diplomacy” to accept the gift, is it also good diplomacy to mock the gift? Can’t wait till Queen Elizabeth tells us about the nightmares she had after listening to The One’s iPod speeches.
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The weird Wanda Sykes lady (?) woman (?) whatever fit right in with the liberal crowd. I watched all 15 minutes of her “stichk”–it reminded me of the “comedian” Don Riccles rants. She hit a lot of targets with the C**P she spouted.
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The lowest common denominator always comes out when these classless lowlife liberals get together for their “fun”–denigrating much better people.
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President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney sure look classy compared to these clowns.
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Wanda Sykes is very well known, and very well regarded as a comedian.
by a few less, I dare say.
She’s a supposed comedienne whose only real claim to fame was a failed show on FOX network (I think it lasted less than one season), and who is now playing second banana to Julia Louise Dreyfus on some CBS show that no one watches.
By whom? I’ve never heard of her before this either.
And from what I’ve heard of her “performance” at the obama-ass-kiss-fest/correspondents dinner, she didn’t say a single genuinely funny thing. How is she a comedian?
You vill tink she iss funny because ve vill tell you vhat you must tink.
Shockingly, other people exist outside of your own worldview.
She has been named one of the 25 funniest people in America by EW.
She has won an Emmy for her writing.
Her show regularly sells out large venues.
I just was wondering how “distasteful” the jokes would be if Mitt Romney were president?
Well, it takes real skill to read a joke on a teleprompter and make it work. Not just anybody can do it.
And don’t forget, she’s a spokesperson for Applebee’s!
Sykes can be funny but she chose to roast the easy targets instead of the person she’s supposed to be roasting, President Thin-Skinned. Can’t blame her though. I wouldn’t want to find a severed horse’s head in my bed either.
What a pathetic event. Only the left wishes death on the other side–especially if you disagree with them. Then Odumbo laughs–what a clasless dirt bag. Rush had done more for people than this Administration will ever do. He raises lots of money for charity and helps many people out who call in to his radio program with sincere concerns. I wish Rush a long and prosperous life. Can’t say the same for the hate filled lefties.
She has a late night talk show coming to Fox this fall. I wonder if Bill O’Reilly will lead a boycott?
I’m not sure I’d trust the judgement of anything called Eewwww!
Oh, and speaking of Obama’s teleprompter, it’s giving a speech right now. All of you leftists, to the TV! Marching orders and talking points are being dispensed even as we type!
She may be well known, I have no idea who she is but I’m not into trashy foul mouthed comedy, as far as well regarded, that is a matter of opinion, here’s one, she’s classless but not surprising coming from a liberal.
It figures you would have her back.
Well, you certainly made me laugh.
Obama… must.. be… praised.
Sycophants… must.. be… defended.
Opponents..must..be…destroyed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5JW8XWX6oU&feature=related
That Obama fella sure is awful – he would so much more acceptable if he was like Rush (fat, stupid, white, divorced 3 times, addicted to drugs, a loud-mouth, sweaty, captured in a foreign country with a pocket full of blue pills, oh and, universally despised).
They should rename this event
The White House Propaganda Corps, annual suck up at the pig trough dinner.
Since they long ago stopped reporting the news calling them correspondents is a disservice to the English language.
hahaha–now that’s funny. They shoulda hired this gal for the roast.
Hope you had a Happy Mothers Day, Michelle.
Hope any other mothers in this forum also enjoyed thier day.
I spent a lot of time with my mother yesterday, after giving her a copy of
“Nearer My God, a Spiritual Autobiography” By Willam F Buckley Jr.
She is probably reading it now.
As this Thursday is my 44th Birthday,
I am taking a week off from politics, agreeing with what Charles Krauthammer said on Friday,
“I’m all Outraged out.”
Since the recent Friday dump was rather sparce (one resignation),
I figure this is a good time to recharge before the “beloved leader”
hits us with another round of fascism.
For now, I leave you with this thought:
Hate Crime Legislation creates a Special Class of Citizens
against whom any crime committed results in more severe
punishment than against anyone else.
Here is how the rest of us are categorized:
Heterosexuals are now Second Class Citizens.
Those who believe in God are Third Class Citizens.
Christians are now Fourth Class Citizens.
Catholics are Fifth Class.
Republicans are Sixth Class.
Causcasians are Seventh Class.
Males are Eighth.
Actual US Citizens are Ninth.
Those born here to Nth-Generation Citizens are Tenth.
As a member of the lowest minority
(White Male Heterosexual Catholic Republican Native-Born US Citizens)
I am a Bottom-Class Citizen with no Free Speech Rights
who cannot sue anyone when I am discriminated against.
Then again, does anybody really think that will shut me up?
“He don’t know me very well, do he?”
Hoping you all can rest and recharge,
—TimLenox (R), former State Senate Candidate, CT 13th District
The more you hate on Rush the more the rest of us know he is right on target.
More words of stupidity from a racist misanthrope. Actually, Obama would be more acceptable if he weren’t a Marxist ideologue bent on the destruction of the country you claim to love. Rush is, of course, only universally despised by you leftist “intellectuals”. Since divorce in this country is legal and “no-fault” through the neverending efforts of the left, your criticism on that aspect is a little peculiar (but then I’ve been divorced twice myself, so I guess I’m prejudiced). Claiming that he was “captured in a foreign country with a pocketful of blue pills” ignores the fact that they were legally prescribed painkillers. He was accused of doctor shopping – in Florida – although you may consider that a foreign country. Now there’s a crime worthy of internment in Guantanamo. Oh, and he’s lost over 40 pounds. How are you doing? I guess, given that more than likely he’s making your annual salary in about a day, that he’ll just have to live with you calling him fat, sweaty and stupid.
As long as Obama and his press and glitterati pals remain so insular, they will not see it coming when conservative voters shake things up in 2010. Ssshhhhh! Let it be a surprise! They still think the TEA Party was a fringe project.
Spot on. Foul-mouthed, personally denigrating humor (especially if the target indvidual isn’t even there) is low class no matter who does it. Why is that so hard to acknowledge?
Shockingly, other people exist outside of your own worldview.
He has been named one of the greatest radio personalities of all time.
He has won the Marconi award 4 times and his name is among those in the Radio Hall of Fame.
His show regularly reaches an audience of some 20 million.
Yes, I too am a member of the lowest minority–and proud of it!
Okay, who left the gate open at the stoopid farm? LGM, did you let this nerd out? Come on! Who let out the inbred donkey?
A local radio station played Bush’s comedy act at this dinner, and then played Obama’s. What a contrast between the two men! Bush poked fun at himself and Cheney, especially about the hunting accident, and it was very pleasant, good-natured and funny.
Obama, on the other hand, bashed Bush and made it all partisan and political, and if I cared about the guy at all, I would have been embarassed for him.
People who are full of themselves are not funny, and their attempts at humor make them look stupid and ugly without their even knowing it, which is fair payback, except for the fact that we have to endure them.
Let’s face it: most comedians that are held up as funny, are not.
Oh, and Obama IS white and has a history of drug use. Pictures of him on vacation suggest a good deal of sweat on his godlike pecs. Does that make Rush OK now?
Do you go by athensboy over at HotAir? You sure do sound just like him. You wouldn’t be plagiarizing again, now would you?
And one more thing (since we’re comparing Rush and Obama):
History of charitable contributions/efforts
Obama : ???
Rush: Leukemia and lymphoma telethon (for almost 18 years now); Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation
Personally, charity work doesn’t necessarily represent everything a person is or even accurately represent who they are; for example, some folks engage in charitable work for self-aggrandizement. Still, if you’re going to superficially compare the bad, it’s only fair to compare the good, too.
Okay how did that comment get struck!
Not plagerizing – just regurgitating leftist talking points. Repeated as often as neccesary and no need for originality.
I love my country—what the hell country do you love–not the USA–unless you are like Michelle and are only now proud of it since it is going Socialist. Obama smoked dope, is a baby killer, a Chicago thug, a liar, hires tax cheats, and is an idiot without the TOTUS. Real cool dude eh.
I have watched several video clips of the event, and instead of the White House Correspondents Dinner, it struck me as a convention of all of the people in America whose favorite stooge was Shemp. Just not funny.
The little blue pills weren’t painkillers.
lgm must wake up every morning thinking how lucky he is that ILMC comments here.
And the Left has the gall to complain about Ann Coulter!!
If you get a chance, look on YouTube for Rush’s speech to the Heritage Foundation – it is conservative principles in only the way Rush can deliver. IHMC HAS NEVER listened to Rush and has no clue (in many ways).
Where Wanda Sykes goes
There is never comedy
Only tragedy
Obama lacks genuine warmth and concern. He’s all about himself. Don’t let the easy smile, the charm, the relaxed gait, or lip-service to genuine human concerns and emotions fool you. His humor really is awful. His devotion to left-wing ideology is cold, unfeeling, and total. We’ll see that in the months and years to come.
‘Bambi is the poster child and heir to grievance mongering. Yet, he does not appear (from his bio) to have ever suffered a day throughout his life. He uses the downtrodden and below average educated to further their anger, at the same time, using the A list from the wealthy to further his goals. He’s a user of people and his name is ‘Narcissis’. Disturbing.
There’s the brains of a liberal in action… well what passes for action. First weasels like Jeannine Gerafellow call us racist because we protest congresses happy-a$$ spending to the tune of $1.8 trillion dollars (how she comes up with racism I’ll never know) Now a giant of mental gymnastics tries to equate a
foreign born terrorist sympathizer corrupt Chicago politician… uh, I mean The President Of The United States with a radio talk show host.What’s next la-la land lover? Showing us how great Nancy Pelosi is by comparing her to Sponge Bob?
Go get a clue and let the grown ups talk.