The brilliant Jim Treacher has created a new art form: Pelosi haiku…or Pelosiku.
Check out his inspired poetry collection at The Green Room. Sample:
What’s this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Let’s try the left one
As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
“I’m a lying [bleep]”
I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what I’ll say next
I’ve been a liar
A lot longer than Barack
But without his gift
More on Twitter, where #pelosiku is now trending.
And Treacher’s blog is here.blog comments powered by Disqus
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