Introducing Pelosiku!
The brilliant Jim Treacher has created a new art form: Pelosi haiku…or Pelosiku.
Check out his inspired poetry collection at The Green Room. Sample:
What’s this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Let’s try the left one
***
As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
“I’m a lying [bleep]”
***
I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what I’ll say next
***
I’ve been a liar
A lot longer than Barack
But without his gift
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step down piglosi…haul your butt in shame back to SF and retire from public life….please the US will be oh so better off for it….
The funny stuff usually has a measure of truth within it. Well done Jim.
The C I A lies
Kick all spies in the nads hard
Oh !@#$, now Im scared
Curse you MM!! Twitter has consumed all of my remaining free time!
When the truth won’t work
Blame the previous VP
Botox that forehead
(Haikus are hard)
There is also a Nancy Pelosi Poll at Sarah Palin 2012
http://sarah-palin-2012.blogspot.com/2009/05/liar-liar-pants-suit-on-fire.html
The CIA lied
The proof remains classified
So I am safe, right?
She’s called Republicans liars so long she thought she could pull off this one too….who knew that botox could trigger spontaneous combustion?
The botox made her do it.
Jeez, ya know, I almost feel sorry for her ( no i dont).
The CIA makes planes fall out of the sky accidentally, They dig up Russian submarines in 30,000 ft of water. And Polonium doesnt just magically appear in someones food. Hasnt she ever heard of operatives that went “Rogue“?
She really needs to observe Matt Damons skills before and after he got amnesia. But maybe she just needs to watch ‘Burn Notice‘ on USA this summer.
Just saying… while I craft my next #pelosiku
Leon Panetta may have to water board Pelosi to get her to tell the truth
Pelosi botox
San Francisco needs her back
Send her behind home.
Waterboard her ? That would make GREAT Reality TV !
I was just about to call foul that that was my idea on another thread last night
I was away for a few days and completely missed Doug Powers thread on the 11th!!
Im behind the curve
Oops wrong reply to:
Pelosiku Sopuku Kabuki:
“Girl Power baby!
Lady Speaker of the House!
I’ll be going now.”
I look so surprised
What is this under my chin?
It is my navel
My lips are moving,
amnesia covers my butt.
where’s my private jet?
I swept the House clean
Oops, don’t look under the rug
Burning down the House
Where is our troll on this one?
Pelosi Haiku?? Darn, I thought maybe it would be pelosi seppuku….
ROFLMAO
But she sort of doesn’t deserve it. That’s for honorable people….
Bipartisanship
The most ethical Congress
Lies, lies, and more lies
Hilarious.
pelosi haiku
treacher sure does like to please
i will go there now
She not lying, shes just using enhanced truth telling techniques *nods*
Fall on your sword now,
Your lies, show your character.
Go home, San Fran Nan.
In her tooth-pick’d eyes
The look of constant surprise
Thou did find me, truth?
I still think she must be related to Alan Colmes.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my face to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord
My embalmer is a Democrat
Nancy had forgot
CIA keeps records and
Knows where bodies are
I love seeing this women trip up in her own lies. Perhaps the knives are being sharpened now–she was nasty to an awful lot of people on her way up
Watch that last step Dear.
Proverbs 14:5
A truthful witness does not deceive,
but a false witness pours out lies.
Inspired by AZ…
My lies have trip’d me
The long knives are coming out
Watch that last step, dear
Treacher’s awesome!
Here’s my little contribution:
Another facelift
The surgeon pulled way too hard
Goatee on my chin
Pelosi:
“I didn’t know anything about it!”
“Well okay – but they didn’t tell me they actually USED it!”
“The CIA is lying!”
“No – I meant Bush’s CIA lied, and they lied about the WoT and WMD’s, and … everything! It’s all Bush’s fault!”
Disclaimer – this scenario could easily be applied to any statement made by any Democrat. Ever.
Going on record
Nervous twitch belies the lie
Twisting in the wind
Memo to Nancy -
Give it up. You’re no Clinton.
Waterboarding was
Not torture; it was legal
Feigned indignation
http://www.speaker.gov is back up
I just sent email asking when she is going to stop lying to the public and tell us what she knew and when she knew it about waterboarding which is not at all torture, such as the electrocution and removal of limbs before outright murder as was done by the Viet Cong to some of my fellow Vietnam vet brothers or even worse, the throat slitting and decapitation that was done to Daniel Pearl.
Where can I place blame?
C.I.A. and Bush mislead
This should work again
Newt was on Gretta tonight, giving some excellent advice and insight into the mess Pelosi has created for herself.
He was noting that Pelosi has disappeared from the public view and that her legal team is currently ripping through everything they have and everything she has said – so that Monday morning they have a new narative to explain EVERYTHING.
I say we create a new game and beat them to the punch.
Lets do a PelosiPool (copyright) (lol) or something similar for the entire internet and guess her next excuse before they release the real one #pelosiku
Pelosi reminds me of this snotty little rooster my grandma once had.
She rang his neck and served him with dumplings.
Problem solved.
I am Pelosi
Speaker of the House
Truth is irrelevent
Is that how a haiku goes?
In the words of Dr. Peter Venkman,
“This chick is TOAST!”
The world according to Pelosi:
500 Million Americans are losing their jobs per month. CIA agents gather intelligence than regularly deceive Congress about their methods. And DHS agents that arrest illegals are no better than Nazis and jackbooted thugs.
Its astonishing that this is the person third in line to be POTUS. God help us.
Speaker Pelosi
Sure the truth is never used
She’s a Democrat!
DLTDHYOTWO Nancy.
What no limmericks?
There once was a girl named Nan,
who came to us from San Fran.
She took on the spies,
but got caught in her lies.
Which is oh so delicious to savor.
Oh Michelle, please stop putting up those pictures of Pelosi. I have lost ten pounds in the last month or so from loss of appetite. But, on second thought, I am overweight anyway and this is the only diet that really works for me. . .the Pelosi pictures diet. Never mind. Keep them coming!
Third in line down by her own voice, # 2 on the edge, #1 working his way out of a job, they are all imploding by themselves. Yes there is KARMA !!!!
It is truly astonishing to observe these people up close. I had the opportunity to observe many high government officials, secretary of this and that, assistant secretary, senator etc. during my military career. We often were tasked to transport them, entertain them, brief them etc. They TRULY do live in a world that is their very own, something like the sun revolving around the planets.
Having to have done that without complaint only drives home the fact that our people in the military will do anything for love of country. Thank you for serving!
Speaker of the House
Kicked Hillary’s butt so good
Payback is a bit##!!
The Secretary of State must be sitting back cackling her head off. Nancy railroaded her and backed Obama thinking that he was weak and would do her bidding, knowing Clinton would not take any backtalk. Now Clinton has one of her boys calling out Pelosi lies… I’m so glad I stocked up on the popcorn for this year.
OK, whenever Pat Buchanan feels like blaming Israel and or Jews for anything, he used a Latin phrase “qui bono?”. It is his shorthand way of being antisemitic.
Who benefits?
Has Pelosi simply backed herself into a corner all of her own stupidity, or was she angled.
I’d suspect Obama himself, but his fan club at MSNBC has been fairly quiet.
If all the media was quiet, I’d say Nancy Pelotox is just her own worst enemy.
But CNN.com is now leading with it. Clintonistas? Just Hoyer, maybe, and Harman. I suspect Harman is involved, she heard the same briefings Pelosi did, but when she supported some of the GWB elements of the battle to protect Americans from the jihad, San Fran Nan punished her sharply, and denied her a spot on the Intelligence committee that her seniority would normally give her.
But is she behind all this, or just a leaker.
Great mystery here, and now that some Demonratic long knives are out for Pelotox, she is in danger of losing the Speaker’s gavel.
Ed, of course this is all my opinion, I don’t believe that Nancy is super intelligent, but she had to have been smarter than this. Maybe I am giving her too much credit. Politicians have stepped in it before where all we had were just bloggers who noticed and talked about it, not this time though. She did paint herself into a corner and she seems to be out there on her own right now.
I have noticed that there does not seem to be a lot of love between Pelosi and well, anyone that does not want to be her lapdog. Reid likes sitting on her lap being a good dog, but Obama does not seem to want to do that. The relationship between her and Hillary was pretty icy during the primaries. I could be wrong, but it is so much more fun thinking that there is a good possibility that members of her own party got a little tired of her. She has a big mouth maybe her mouth wrote one that finally her butt cannot cash and her supposed allies have come to collect, before someone looks to them to cover the cost…
I did not even think about her. You have the bluedog democrats who blocked the cap and trade thing too, I heard Nancy about busted a gasket over that. Maybe I am making the political world too much into a “Melrose Place” type of thing, but hey, I don’t watch the soaps so I have fun turning this into the next best thing. You have to admit it though, Washington D.C. is a dangerous game and you do not get to where Pelosi is without making a lot of enemies.
Not much longer now
Pelosi has gone too far
Throw this traitor out
That’s the trouble with habitual liars. They never know when to stop, when they have gone too far, when to quit and who not to lie about. The excuse now is that she is not claiming that the CIA did anything wrong or is lying or anything else. She is claiming that she is merely being critical of the Bush Administration. Even her lies to cover up her lies now make no sense as she has dug herself too deep into the hole.
The CIA obviously keeps notes. They obviously are in the business of covering their butts on an hourly basis. For her to think she can just say something about or against the CIA and for them not to be able to throw it back in her face either demonstrates just how stupid she is, just how insane she is, both or some combination of those and other things.
These narcissists on the Left are simply amazing. Their lust and thirst for power has most definitely blinded them to reality…and even when faced with that reality, they STILL refuse to accept it.
Can she PLEASE be thrown out now? What she has done is far worse than what previous Republican Speakers have done that cost them their jobs. After all…wasn’t it her that stated they were to be the most ethical in history? Oh…right…liar…got it. My bad.
I heard someone remark, about a year or so ago, that liberals cannot help but lie. They just have to do it. They even lie when they don’t have to. It is their nature. This is a perfect example.
Madam Speaker, the self defined end-all, be-all, greatest thing since sliced bread, is coming unraveled. Career on the downhill side.
Give them enough rope and they’ll hang themselves every time.
If water boarding
wins elections for Democrats
do it, if not don’t
We just report it
No “truth detector” for Nan
Speak truth to power!
My, my Nan those are quite some bags under your eyes. Oooops!!
Pelotox represents the same people who drink other men’s urine fresh from the source.
Do an internet search for “Zombietime” and the “Up Your Alley Fair”. Choose the version with genitals pixellated. Still disgusting, of course.
The most liberal people in America elected this women, and then, in 2006 before Obama was even a household name, the new Demonratic majority in Congress chose her as their representative.
America, as a nation, is nowhere as liberal as Pelotox and the Obammunist. I would have thought, around 2002 and 2004, that the Dems went so far Left they’d fall apart as a major party. But they own the media that is the principal source of information for about half the country. So they win national elections.
When they first started drifting leftward, some people of principal, like former Texas US Senator Phil Gramm, who was a Democratic Congressman, sought the Republican nomination. Note he did not abandon his party mid-term. Nor did he run as something he wasn’t. Ronald Reagan, Bill Bennett, Jeane Kirkpatrick. All former Democrats who left the party.
But who has the “Big Tent”.?.? Joe Liebermann has to run for office as an independent, because while a perfect liberal, he supports a strong national defense. While Arlen Specter and the Maine RINOs were supported by the national party.
And then Colon Bowel, who claims GOP too conservative, gets the ideal “Big Tent” candidate in John McCain, and votes for Obama anyway.
Sickens me.
We have a White House, House of Representives and a Senate that has maxed out the Peter Principle. What’s next the Supreme Court?
Nancy’s in trouble
She has a brand new excuse
It’s all Bush’s fault
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“O” eligible?
Natural Born Citizen?
Pelosi said so.
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Alternate ending:
Forgive the repetition, but I like this variation the best (be sure to follow the second link, even if you’ve previously followed the first).
Hat Tip: @justkarl