Bidenrrhea of the mouth
I’ve been chronicling the gaffetastic mouth of Bozo the VP Joe Biden with a mixture of amusement and horror for the past year.
It’s not funny anymore:
Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.
According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.
The bunker is believed to be the secure, undisclosed location former Vice President Dick Cheney remained under protection in secret after the 9/11 attacks.
Secure, undisclosed? Not anymore.
When he said “Gird your loins,” he wasn’t kidding. How long before Bidenrrhea of the mouth does even greater harm?
Heartbeat away.
Will President Obama dismiss it as yet another “rhetorical flourish?”
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Flashback: The increasingy erratic, super-gaffetastic Joe Biden
Flashback: Smirky loses control of his mouth again: “I shouldn’t be going off like this.”
Flashback: Bozo the VP strikes again
Flashback: Audio comedy gold: Bozo the Vice President is looking out for you
Flashback: The Joe Biden gaffe machine strikes again
Flashback: Bozo the Veep can’t remember “website number” of Recovery.gov
Flashback: J-O-B-S.
Flashback: Obama-Biden: Which disabled war vets will they insult next?
Flashback: Biden flashback: On second thought, I wasn’t really “shot at”
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Joe Biden is an idiot. Beyond any reasonable doubt.
Just put a Big Top over D.C. They are all Bozo’s.
Did you have to remind us? My day is ruined.
The New Frontier:
Yes we’re gonna have a wingding
A summer smoker underground
It’s just a dugout that my dad built
In case the reds decide to push the button down
We’ve got provisions and lots of beer
The key word is survival on the new frontier
Introduce me to that big blonde
She’s got a touch of Tuesday Weld
She’s wearing Ambush and a French twist
She’s got us wild and she can tell
She loves to limbo, that much is clear
She’s got the right dynamics for the new frontier
Well I can’t wait ’til I move to the city
‘Til I finally make up my mind
To learn design and study overseas
Have you got a steady boyfriend
Cause honey I’ve been watching you
I hear you’re mad about Brubeck
I like your eyes, I like him too
He’s an artist, a pioneer
We’ve got to have some music on the new frontier
Well I can’t wait ’til I move to the city
‘Til I finally make up my mind
To learn design and study overseas
Let’s pretend that it’s the real thing
And stay together all night long
And when I really get to know you
We’ll open up the doors and climb into the dawn
Confess your passion your secret fear
Prepare to meet the challenge of the new frontier
What type of security clearance do Democrats have?
None.
Well, So much for disclosing classified material… Prosecution for this ?
crickets…. more crickets.
Gotta hand it to the socialists/statists/opposite worldview holders/collectivists.
They have discovered the converse of Goebbel’s “big-lie” tactic – tell a big enough lie, and people will believe it.
The socialists have successfully employed the “big-truth” gambit – so much stuff is happening that is so true that no one will believe it!
I cannot otherwise explain the success of Obama, Biden, Kennedy, Frank, Pelosi, Reid, Emmanuel, and the rest of that ilk.
Liberal and Leftist critics spent millions of hours in print, art media and electronics media decrying what an idiot President Bush was. He went to Yale, but still talked like a Texan, was plain spoken and sometimes sounded simple. But how many major gaffes did he let fly? And why (yes this is a rhetorical question) is no one in the media calling out Biden? Maybe they’ve gotten so used to hearing Kennedy, Franks, Pelosi, Reid and Dodd they are deaf from stupidness.
And the people laughed when I said that Joe Biden was life insurance for Barack Obama.
Hmmm….
Biden…
or
Palin….
Saracuda!!!!, any day….
Any chance of getting Biden to go into the bunker, then backing up a cement truck to seal it?
Just sayin’…
Obama picked the one politician in the Democrat party that would always make him look good. Biden is a parody waiting to happen. In the movie about the Obama administration I see Will Farrell playing the part of Biden.
He has definatly taken over the top spot (biggest idiot) from algore –
joe the idiot will be scheduling tours soon, so that eveyone will know what the once secret bunker looks like. this dope loses IQ points every time he goes to the bathroom.
The truly frightening thing is, the American voting public ELECTED this fool, as it did the empty suit in the office above his, AND the clueless brain-dead Speaker of the House. What does THAT say about the American voter? Can you say “clueless”?
So, how much will a new secret bunker cost the taxpayer? I’m expecting an executive gag order any day now.
And again I say: So what?
Given who we’re talking about, why do we care that he has disclosed his hiding spot? Let him disclose the rest (I’m sure there are more).
It’s like playing hide’n'seek with the village idiot. After the count you say “Joooeeey… where are you hiding?” and you KNOW he’ll say “RIGHT HERE! PRETTY GOOD SPOT, HUH?!?”
He’s an idiot, in the Webster-definition sense of that word.
I just feel bad for the Secret Service and other people who have to defend him. At some point he’s going to start blogging “where your VP will be today” giving details of routes his car will take, doors he’ll use, etc.
When he’s gone we’ll build ANOTHER bunker – this time for a VP who’s not to dumb to wipe his own… well… we’ll say “nose.”
I thought the entire Bush administration was all ‘war criminals’ and ‘war mongerers’, therefore we needed said ‘bunker’. Why does Biden + all that’s hope and light need a safe house?
good question!!
the only answer has to be to protect him against all those RIGHT WING terrorist lunatics..you know how BITTER they are..
“Just for that, you don’t go in there!”
- Moe (GOOF ON THE ROOF, 1953)
“You know I get dizzy in high places!” “You’re dizzy in LOW places.”
- Curly & Moe (THEY STOOGE TO CONGA, 1943)
Maybe Joe could just leak that they moved it.
When considering that Biden and Pelosi are “next-ups”, it changes how I pray for the President. How in the *bleep* did we get into such a mess??
Biden was selected for VP because his chronic studidiy will always make Obama look good.
How the hell did the terrorist-enabler and his dunderhead VP ever get elected???
Man! This is beyond bad! And the really sick thing is, America still hasn’t woken up yet!
You were just being ironic huh?
I say we don’t build a new bunker. Let him use the one he has. If something happens, it happens. You know “lose lips sink ships”. Maybe then he’d learn.
Hey, but remember, Joe’s a foreign policy genius, so go easy, OK?
Perhaps this was the “transparency” we’ve been waiting for.
Not until the MSM no longer controls the alarm clock.
He wanted a new secret location obviously he doesn’t like the basement so now it can’t be his super secret location, they have to find him another. This reminds me of how kids manipulate their parents, nice to see our current VP is so mature
And the left claimed Palin was stupid! Give me an f***ing break!
How long will the MSM continue to cover his tracks?
I heard that they are going to start giving tours of the secret bunker at the VP residence. The Obama children will sell Kool-Aid for $100 a cup.
That’s it! The right needs to start a major national newspaper. It would destroy what is left of the NYT, LAT, etc. And, people would finally get real news.
Rush, Levin, Hannity and Malkin need to get this thing going.
He must have forgotten that he is now VP!!
What a dolt! Now they will have to find a new hiding place for him….although maybe the enemy thinks he is better left untouched to serve their purposes!
The self-guided tour of the VfP “secret” bunker is free and should take about 20 minutes. The Joe Biden Personally Guided Tour takes 4 1/2 hours and comes with free energy drinks to keep you awake.
To a greater or lesser degree, that’s what this “blog” thing is…
Kind of reminds me of the “Simpsons” episode where the family is put in the Witness Protection Program and Homer goes around wearing a WPP baseball cap and Witness Protection Program tee-shirt.
Unclear on the concept Joe?
rumor has it joe’s new digs, is a tree house on the wh grounds so that zero can keep an eye on him.
Well, with the New York Slimes going belly-up, we now know whose gonna be the new source of information for our enemies.
Biden, how about a nice cup of shut-the-@#$%&-up!
Again, I’d so rather have Governor Palin as our our VP than this dope. Palin, while not a silver tongued politician where the media is concerned, would never make blunders like this guy does. She would have been FAR superior either as VP or President.
And to think that this bumbling fool is one step away from the oval office is just frightening.
Leaking Brain Aneurysms have an effect.
Given Biden’s advanced age, it’s hard to fathom why Team Obama chose him as VP.
If they felt confident their administration would be so successful in its policies and programs as to win a second term, then why didn’t they select a VP with the vigor and youthful energy to continue the Democrats’ hold on the Oval Office by making his own bid in 2016?
That they didn’t says a lot about how they view their chances for reelection in 2012, let alone 2016.
Even today, Sarah Palin is more qualified to be President than the other 3 in the November election.
Watch for Biden to decide not to stay on the ticket in 2012.
Either that or they don’t plan on a 2012 election that can be lost.
To think Biden is next in line and Palosi after him, OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!
Expect there to be no election in 2012. Obama likely has plans to issue an executive order negating the need for it given his “Historic Presidency”.
I think this thread has run its course.
Biden is the Messiah’s best protection against the VRWC (potential) terrorists. Nobody would want to get rid of Dumbama and make Biden president.
Scary is this…
D’oh Joe is next in line, somebody said a sickle-cell away, from the Presidency.
Next in line is Nancy “Perfidy” Pelosi…
I heard a joke that the Secret Service code name for Biden is “Obama’s Life Insurance”.
We are so screwed.
Agreed, I believe he will find a way to institute martial law and stay in office and throw out the constitution!
Why the BO administration doesn’t do a better job of gagging this Bozo, shows the degree of incompetence of the administration! He should be kept in a locked vault someplace!
Let Seinfeld talk to plugs.
You people keep thinking that there will even *be* a 2012 election. The Obamanation has his sights on permanency.
About the only thing Biden didn’t describe about the bunker was the color of the walls! This man is an idiot!!!!
DOHHH!
To a greater or lesser degree, that’s what this “blog” thing is…This blog is great, don’t get me wrong. This blog and Drudge have become my sole sources of news.
However, I’m sure you can agree that most of voting America gets their news from the lib/marxists. A conservative newspaper would serve two purposes: it would be the final death nell for the lib news establishment, and it would inform Americans with factual news. Think of it as the equivalent of dropping leaflets of truth to a third world nation that was once formerly propagandized into submission by their dictator leaders.
So the bad guys know where Joe will be hiding? I can see some positives out of this.
This will be the one place terrorists won’t hit. They would love to have “Goofy” in charge.
I would have said that there is no way any politician could be this stupid. I would have been wrong. And I think this guy, sadly, is now a typical example. And they are running the country.
Nice.
I think you’re overestimating the impact of a conservative newspaper.
Have you ever asked one of the mindless masses if they watch Fox News? They get their impressions from the very sources that are poisoning their minds.
You are assuming they are dissatisfied with their current news source and are looking for accuracy. Most just want to make sure that American Idol doesn’t get cancelled. Bread and circuses.
I grew up old school I guess, we were taught to respect and admire the people in Congress…boy were we misled. There’s not a handful that deserve my respect, maybe that’s because there is only a handful that respect America and her foundation, The Constitution.
These lying libs are not stupid, just not lover’s of this great country of ours, I have to make an exception with Biden, he is an idiot.
Chief RZ: Fixed it for ya’
What is the Secret Service supposed to do when the biggest threat to the VEEP is the VEEP?
This guy is an abject MORON and is only a heartbeat away from THE JOB!!!
Oh, I know, now I am on the special DHS list and this comment probably got me a V for Valor device that I can wear on my membership card…
So Biden allegedly has a conversation with some people about something he shouldn’t be talking about, and Fox News and Michelle Malkin blast the details of the conversation to the world?
And this is Biden’s fault?!?
You cannot be serious.
Let’s not forget the massive amount of tax dollars wasted that went into making that bunker. Now that’s it’s no longer “classified”, now it’s just an expensive nuclear bomb shelter reminiscent of the 50s and 60s.
To think this clown is leading the charge on selecting a Supreme Court justice.
Had this been Dan Quayle or Sarah Palin, the MSM would have demeaned them so badly they would have had to leave office on the basis of stupidity. Joe Biden gets another pass.
I’ve said it before, but is no one bothered by the fact that the super secret location for the super secret bunker to hide the vice president in times of crisis, the “undisclosed secure location” of lore is…the vice president’s residence?
Talk about hiding out in plain sight.
Since Fox News and blogs like MMs are the only one’s who report any negative news coming from the Democrat Socialist Party, someone has to trumpet it to the world. The MSM is derelict in its journalistic duties.
No, you dolt! Read what actually happened IF YOU CAN!
Biden made these statements at The Gridiron Club Dinner. It was a PUBLIC FORUM!
Now we know you are one of that “elite club” that will justify these MORONS no matter what they do.
Yes, when Biden reveals a top secret, classified location it is HIS FAULT!!! And it is often a CRIME!!!
No, Chappy, we are not concerned. I suspect the government has many such locations. Today they have n-1 such locations thanks to this bumbling MORON who probably couldn’t hold a job as a drive-in order taker at McDonalds.
Not knowing where the VEEP is is part of “undisclosed” and “unknown.” It makes it harder for the bad guys to do their jobs.
If another person disclosed such a location it would be a crime! With Biden it is just a given…
Now that the bunker is compromised, Plan B is to have Joe pose as a Home Depot clerk. The terrorists will have to target every Home Depot in the country if they want to make sure they get him.
Biden doesn’t need a bunker. He’s worth more to the enemy alive than dead.
Errah, this self inflating gassbag (-g)was just incorrectly recalling his trip to the local Steak -n- Eggs and then his ride on the Dupont Circle escalator down to the Metro Station. So much for bunkers. Keep Dope Alive! Keep Dope Alive! I pray every night for the President’s good and continued health. God help us all if this aszhat gets the nuclear football if something were to happen between now and 2010. There’s a couple of branches of sucession I would hope we could pass over if something god forbid were to happen to the President. Delaware should be sued for their collective ignorance aand incompetance for putting this dimwit in the senate for all these years. Maybe Obama will give him a Supreme Court appointment so he’s somewhere where he’ll do the least damage to our republic.
Now we knowThis reaffirms to us that you are one of that “elite club” that will justify these MORONS no matter what they do.I can just picture Arte Johnson sticking his head out of the bunker and saying, “Verrrry interesting, but shtupid!”
Errah, can someone ask Loose Lips Joe what he knows about Area 51 . . . . I’m laughing already just thining about the possibilities.
Well, at least they’ll be able to find him.
TETTES: This was a highly classified secret. Far more secret than the fact that Wilsons wife worked for the CIA. Remember that little affair??? This proves he can not be trusted with national security issues.
Is there a way to find out if the information Biden disclosed was classified….or not?
In case of a terrorist attack instruct the Speaker of the House to go to the VP Bunker and wait there for more information.
Errah, paging Nancy Pelosi . . . paging Nancy Pelosi. We need another Truth Commission to find out what Loose Lips Joe doesn’t know and when he doesn’t know it.
His new bunker is under Katie’s Diner.
Good luck finding that one.
Errah, I agree with Flyoverman on possible direction in the event of attack. How many chairs are in the bunker? Could you get the rest of Congress seated?
Heartbeat away and the next in line is Pelosi…cute
I am left scratching my head over the prospects but there are people who really think that Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton are the best options for the nation…
As bad as Obama is, a simple virus could make things infinitely worse!!!
The more I watch this guy talk, the more I’m amazed that so many voters bought the lefty media’s line about Sarah Palin being stupid. Biden’s no rocket scientist himself!
These are children…spoiled, rotten little children that are in Washington running this country right now, and Biden is the biggest one.
These people do not see that there is any danger in the world. They all mocked Cheney and laughed about his “secure location” following 9-11, but you would think that once these morons actually took over, that they would finally realize that it is not a game and that there is a large number of insane people out there that have been trained to bring about the death and destruction of this nation and all who inhabit her…especially those in charge.
Unfortunately, they did not. This nation has never been as unsafe and insecure as it is right now, and it will only get worse before these morons are either thrown out or voted out. It is one thing to go around, making this nation weaker and easier to be attacked, but it is another thing entirely to actually be telling our enemies exactly how and where to do it.
Now…doesn’t giving away state secrets…especially Top or greater than Top Secret information reach the level of “High Crimes and Misdemeanors”.
Last I knew, it qualified as treason, and treason most definitely qualifies as “High Crimes”. When do the procedures begin?
Unfortunately, we aren’t likely to see Joe Biden impeached by a Democrat House much less convicted by a Democrat Senate.
These people are dangerous idiots. Frankly, I am surprised even Chappy would make even a lame effort to deflect from the stupidity of this moronic disclosure.
RetFireman hit the nail right on the head in #87…
This guy can’t remember what he should and blurts out secrets he should keep. TOIDI!
Agreed.
Completely.
It’s not unlikely that domestic enemies pose at least as great a threat to us as do the foreign ones.
Watching Biden’s serial fumbling of facts and Quixotic jousts with logic reminds me of watching a cross between a really lousy political comedy movie and Schwarzenegger’s “Last Action Hero” — I’d swear if I didn’t know any better that the idiotic characters in the movie are coming out of the screen to walk among us.
I mean, Biden’s such a poltroon that you’d think he’s being scripted for laugh-lines — which would be funny if the potential consequences could only be confined to a bad, bad movie.
Remember how, soon after 9/11, Congress went scurrying into the streets on a rumor that there was a Cessna headed their way?
Then there were the daily panics over “white powder” found in envelopes.
It’s like that tee-shirt says: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself! (and spiders)”. Brave bunch.
I ruefully agree. Bama’s ever-growing gov’t-reliant base will be as unwavering as before. 2012 is sealed for Obama (it’d be History, don’t you see??). I hope Conservs/Repubs don’t slice each other to ribbons vying for 2012 such it leaves the party a wounded beaten mass too weak and scattered to do anything for 2016. Our only immediate chances are the House and state and city gov’t seats. The way society’s shifting perm left, I wonder what’s going to be left.
James Greenidge
Queens, NY
For God’s sake! Block off all the exits from DC and finish the job the British started in 1814!
All this as Bama sits in his office and:
The FEZ:
“No I’m never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I’m never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That’s what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I’m never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Ain’t never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That’s what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I’m never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Don’t make me do it without the fez on
Oh no
That’s what I am please understand”
I am going to go very far on the limb and predict that there WILL be an election in 2012. (Sheesh, can’t you guys give it up?)
Errah
I agree. I don’t believe americans will be so easily hoodwinked especially after they get the bill next April 15th.
Who said it best when they said this is like a new marriage? During the courtship and engagement, everything is sweet and nice and hunky dory. Bad things are hidden from the other fiance.
Then once you get married, you actually see what a bad person you married, but you can’t give up on them yet. Maybe they will change and you have put so much of yourself in it that you can’t admit how bad a choice YOU made even as the bad spouse is doing all those ugly bad things.
So it is with Obama and Biden. People were told how bad republicans are for 8.5 years and they wanted anything but a republican. They didn’t care who it was. They thought Obama and Biden would be different and that was a good thing.
They didn’t realize how different may actually mean bad and now they can’t admit they made a mistake. They are sticking with their new spouse until both of them are destroyed. Those of us who saw this were outnumbered and could not overcome that storyline. Now we, as the rest of the family, may be destroyed with them.
Our only hope is that the people wake up and demand accountability, and honesty from their new spouse. Blaming the ex spouse is just an excuse. The bad spouse needs an intervention.
It is just amazing that so much was made about GOVERNOR Palin and yet this is the person that ended up becoming Vice President. Truly the people who dropped all that acid in the 60′s are no in charge of the country, and proving it every chance they get.
I know a little something about security clearances and one of the consequences of divulging sensitive info is death. If I were to be as big a blabbermouth that Biden seems to be, I’d be at the very least looking for employment. Not only that, it would have to be at McD’s or Home Depot.
That said, what does one expect when his boss couldn’t pass the vetting for a clearance. What with all those ties to seedy characters.