Dance, Nancy, dance
The House GOP conference picks the perfect background music for Nancy Pelosi’s stammering, stuttering and verbal pirouettes: the Nutcracker Suite.
Perfect: Dan Collins dubs it “Dance of the Sugarplum Failure.”
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Hmmm, I thought the headline read
“Dunce, Nancy, Dunce”
I thought, well, that’s stating the obvious.
Seems like such a shame to waste all these 2010 commercials on a resignation.
Oh what a tangled web Pelosi weaves.
Nancy Pelosi is the poster child for birth control. Trojan should hire her as spokesperson. People like this shouldn’t exist, much less be third-in-line behind a hairplugged idiot and a clueless empty suit party hack. Even though she fits perfectly.
Change ‘sugarplum’ to ‘sugardaddy’ and that’s it in a ‘nut’shell.
We all better hope nothing happens to Obama.
I can’t imagine this fool in charge of this country. 3rd in line. Unbelievable.
It was almost embarrassing watching her ridiculous word dance the other day!
I’d love to see her lose her speakership, but then again, she might be the identifiable symbol of a backlash against the Democrats. We might just want to keep her right where she is.
Sad to think that her seat is safe. I would think that we coudl fill the House with 435 qualified representatives.
California Red,
It’s no accident that her seat is safe in the same state that is about to declare bankruptcy. Given your handle, I’m guessing I’m preaching to the choir on that one.
It would be funny to watch California slide into a sea of perpetual debt if we weren’t all linked by Obama’s iron claw. Unfortunately, we all know that he will happily bankrupt and destroy every healthy (read “fiscally conservative”) state, just to perpetuate his psychotic fantasies of a Socialist USA.
“Hi, my name is Nancy Pelosi, and I am a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous.”
“Well, actually I’m the Vice…….er, the President, yeah, the President of Pathological Liars Anonymous….yeah.”
Like a parable comparable to Gyges’ Ring (Plato), Pelosi has proven that absolute power brings out the true nature of the one that wields such authority.
Pelosi’s dishonesty is nothing new, but her role as Speaker of the House underscores it as a liability to the veracity of all Democrats in the presentation of their legislation.
Democrats if they’re serious about wanting what’s best for this country, should realize that Pelosi is now a liability to not only their party but in the representation of America on the world stage, and ask her to resign.
Just like the Despercrats of 14 years ago, the RepCons now have their own “Newtette Gingrich” to vilify.
Of course, Newt is near genious, and Nancy “Burned-Out-Husk-of-a-Barbie-Doll” Pelosi is an embarrassment to all humankind.
If she keeps this up, she’ll be competing with Keith Olbermann for “The Most Egregious Waste of Protoplasm Ever Conceived” award.
You’ll never guess which states have most jobless…
Unemployment in March was 20 percent higher in so-called “blue states” won by Democratic candidate Barack Obama in last fall’s presidential election than in “red states” won by Republican candidate John McCain, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics…
It’s nice to see the GOP finally get up off of the couch and say something anti-Democrat. Not much but it’s a start.
You’ll never guess which states have most jobless…
And the most:
Crime
Taxes
Free social services
highest paid bureaucrats
corruption
gun control
Where liberals gather, you’ll find an American Values carcass!
Yeah….thats the ticket! LMAO
MM and the wingnut noise machine have really succeeded this time. They’ve turned the headlines from the important question of whether there was torture to the trivial question of when Nancy Pelosi knew about it. They turned from “Are Bush, Rumsfeld, and Cheney war criminals?” to “Did Nancy Pelosi misrepresent when she learned about it?”
For all your bellyaching about liberal media, you can play it very well too.
“Liberal Government” is to “National Health” what “Dealer” is to “Crackhead”.
LGM, it’s more about the liberal, Democrat hypocrisy than anything else. If there were illegal activities, the Democrats were complicit too. We’d just like them to join in on being investigated and run out of office. Why not share the wealth? They started this fiasco trying to extract a pound of flesh from the Bush Administration. Maybe they should have let well enough alone. Now they’ve jeopardized this country’s security for political gain.
Which would make Nanny Pelosi a war criminal, too. Dummazz.
Liberal Government Healthcare is:
Dr. Gumby, Brain Specialist!”
“MY BRAIN HURTS!”
LGM,
Are you a parent? If so, tell us to our faces that you would not waterboard if you were convinced that within the next hour your son/daughter would be viciously murdered unless you extracted — by waterboarding — from an abettor of that crime exactly where the perp was, so that you could of course prevent the killing.
Don’t waste your time, Liar.
Since you’d be willing to torture to save your own kids, where the F do you come off insisting that others don’t have the same right?
Typical liberal.
Well, a rational person would think that. But lib dems seems to be able to weasel out of such situations with their “Perpetual Stay Out of Jail Free” card. Aided and abetted by the MSM.
Wrong! Pelosi changed the headlines by claiming a whole government agency, the CIA, conspired against her and congress, but mostly her. You give MM and us wingnuts, too much credit over what the MSM puts in their headlines. Occasionally , real journalism happens, occasionally.
Leon Pannetta head of CIA, (a Democrat by the way) is pretty much calling Nancy Pelosi a wind farm!
On May 19th, 2009 at 12:20 pm, MrOlympia said:
Pelosiku:
Hat Tip: @justkarl
DBNinKY: Since WHEN have Democrats ever been serious about anything EXCEPT grabbing power and keeping it clutched tightly in their grubby paws despite the cost to the average American?
Democrats serious about this country would have run Ted Kennedy (D, Chappaquidick), Robert Byrd (D, KKK), Harry Reid, (D, Corruption), Charlie Rangel (D, Tax-Dodger), John Murtha (D, Stupidity), Chris Dodd (D, Clueless) etc. out of DC on a rail and covered in tar and feathers.
I’ve got a noise fer ya.
But will it matter….????
Even if you believe waterboarding is torture lgm, if you think it was mis-used, you are in the minority. And I am not talking this forum, I’m talking the majority of Americans.
Is there an over/under if she makes it to June?
Ragspierre: It may matter to Joe Sixpack and Wendy Winecooler, but they are in ‘flyover country’ and those of us living and working and paying taxes there don’t matter to those in power…
Does Scooter Libby ring a bell?
Understood. For me, understood a few decades ago…
Now, will you join me in STARVING THE BEAST…?
Nacy is doing a great impression of Nathan Thurm:
Nathan Thurm
This was a character created by Martin Short. A shady lawyer, Thurm was a chain-smoker, quite paranoid, and constantly in denial about his paranoia. “I’m not being defensive. You’re the one who’s being defensive.” When questioned, his catch phrase often included, “It’s so funny to me that you would think…” He would also look into the camera and express his puzzlement at the questioner by asking, “Is it me, or is it him? It’s him, right?” Other times, he would deny an accusation, then immediately reverse his position when the accuser reaffirmed the statement. “No, it isn’t!” (“Yes it is.”) “I know that! Why wouldn’t I know that? I’m well aware of that!”
Perhaps the best known appearance of Thurm was in a 1984 SNL sketch that was a send-up of 60 Minutes. Harry Shearer played Mike Wallace, accusing Thurm of being involved in corporate corruption. Thurm of course denied everything and nervously tried to turn the tables on Wallace.
Nathan Thurm on the hot seat.
I have asked lgm if waterboarding is torture when applied to American service personnel in training.
I don’t think he’s answered that…
ever.
lgm, from your heros at CNN:
The CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll was conducted April 23-26, with 2,019 adult Americans questioned by telephone. The survey’s sampling error is plus or minus 3 percentage points
IMHO, extreme psychological and physical distress to a captive for punitive purposes, or for the entertainment of the captors, is torture.
The same activities used against that same captive for real, time-critical intelligence gathering purposes is not torture, but part of the horror of war.
Squirm Baby, Squirm.
She will hopefully keep flapping her jaw. It just gets better with every press conference.
Britain’s liberal speaker resigned today. Pelosi should take a hint and be nudged out for a twofer–it would reinvigorate our special relationship!
It doesn’t matter. It was deemed legal at the time. We have laws that specifically forbid retroactive punishment. Get over your BDS.
I know, why bother.
LGM, NANCY AND THE UNHINGED LEFT SAY WATERBOARDING IS TORTURE, SO OUR MILITARY DRILL INSTRUCTORS MUST BE WAR CRIMINALS ALSO FOR PERFORMING THIS ON U.S. SOLDIERS. ALAS, TO KEEP AN ATTACK DOG IN FRONT OF YOU TO SUBDUE THUGS IS ALSO TORTURE, HENCE ALL THE RIOT POLICE IN THE WORLD ARE WAR CRIMINALS TOO. AND LGM, THE REASON FOR THE NEWS SHIFT IS THAT A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS KNOW WATERBOARDING AND EMBARRASSING PHOTOS AREN’T TORTURE, WHILE LYING TO CONGRESS IS. SCOOTER LIDDY WENT TO JAIL, WE WANT NANCY TO GO UNDER OATH AND REPEAT THIS CRAP. SHE KNEW IN 2002, AND AS THE LEADING DEMOCRAT IN THE HOUSE AT THE TIME, SHE GAVE BUSH PERMISSION, WHICH KIND OF NEGATES THE THEORY THAT BUSH IS GUILTY ALONE. HMMMM.
Democrats want us to believe that Nancy is the smart one and Sarah Palin and Miss California are the dumb b*tches. That just proves how far these democrats have wandered from reality.
I am amazed.
Pelosi Galore going down in flames. Reid beginning to leak oil in Nevada.
Gitmo isnt going to get closed because Senate Dhimmis wont fund the closing.
Soetoro to make a royal fool of himself in Egypt. Iran and all the rest of the Dirty Nightshirt Brigades in the Middle East thumbing their noses at Soetoro.
More pressure to come over the “birth certificate”.
China making mischief by backing its currency with gold.
20 US states passing 10th ammendment resolutions. 13 gives it a powerful 2/3rds majority.
(Oh ya, Barry forgot that We the People are organized into STATES with LAWS!!!)
The Fed is choking on buying up Treasury notes.
What is not to love. This administration is destroying itself.
The CIA memo seems to have been the spanking the opposition was looking for.
Now what will real conservatives do to kick this lummock while he is “down”.
Bear1909 out.
Somebody ought to ask her:
“If the speaker of a Republican congress denied what she is denying in the way she is denying it, what would be the policy and appropriate action of the American Congress?”
Blink blink.
If torture is a crime then we need a Nuremberg II trial for MSNBC.
Sworn before a Notary Public,
Nancy Pelosi signed an Official Certification of Nomination stating:
(emphasis mine)
Pelosi never requested to see Obama’s original birth certificate from the State of Hawaii.
So how did Pelosi determine that Obama is legally qualified to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution?
Did she lie under oath about Obama’s qualifications?
No action would be necessary as a Republican in her situation would have been pressured to step down by now (by the Republicans).
Sworn before a Notary Public,
Nancy Pelosi signed an Official Certification of Nomination …
It’s interesting that the Hawaiian Secretary of State took Nancy Pelosi’s word for Obama’s legal qualification to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution.
Why didn’t the Hawaiian Secretary of State look at Hawaii’s own records to see if Obama was actually born in Hawaii, versus just having his birth recorded there for a COLB (Certification of Live Birth, versus a Certificate of Live Birth)?
As usual you distort the whole reason Pelosi started all of this nonsense. She has already admitted she had an agenda and knew what was going on. She lied about everything, just so more of the PRAVDA could report the faux torture issue for idiots like yourself to get your panties all twisted in knots so you could be justified in your hatred for America’s once great stature.(BO-Before Obama)
I’m thinking that Pelosi could be in one heck of a lot more trouble if it is discovered that she covered up Obama’s qualifications to be POTUS! I believe prison would be involved there. Or worse. The Obama presidency is a huge fraud being perpetrated on the American people. And Pelosi is right in the middle of it.
It’s amazing that Americans, today, allow someone as stupid and corrupt as her, be Speaker. There’s a lot of dumbed down people out there.
There is an old saying about getting what you deserve in a democracy.
As a general proposition, I think that is true. Harsh, perhaps, but a lot of truth is.
In the case of the mob we have running the nation now, I think it does not apply.
An election is not a constitutional revolution, but we are being subjected to one.
BIG BRO is on the march, and that has to be stopped.
I personally got a lot of pleasure and satisfaction seeing Ms. Pelosi look and sound so incompetent at her latest briefing. And, I noticed that she blamed a staffer for her not being prepared with her notes in order. Same old crap, different day–blame somebody (usually Republicans), blame anybody, but she is never able to man up and admit she lied. Oh yeah, I forget. When liberals lie, it is only that they have “mispoken”.
Porky Pig and Boomhauer from King of the Hill are more comprehendable than this piece of work.
I can help but wonder why there are people, like IGM, who think that a highly taxed, government controlled society is the best way to go, today. Is it because they think that they will be exempt? Or, do they live in a fantasy world of utopia? Socialism with a very strong, dominating government has never worked; just brought, eventually, a disaster to the people. Perhaps it is because of feel-goodism that guides them. They look to instant gratification and not to the consequences. I’m 60 now, and was once a long-haired, anti-war, radical liberal of the ’60s. I can excuse kids, being naive and gullible, relying on emotion, because there isn’t any maturity and experience yet. But older people need a wake-up call. The government, today, wants power. That’s it, in a nutshell. To support such a government is to deny oneself of all that previous generations have fought for and learned. Do what I did once. Pick up a good book on the revolution and Constitutional Convention.
The Dance of Nanny the Sugar Plum Fairy. I love it!
“Daddy!!! Where are you? Save me!! (I should have stayed in Baltimore…)”
“Waterboarding is torture.”
By whose standards? What did Pelosi Galore have to say about the beheading of Nick Berg and Dan Pearl?
What did any of the moonloonbats have to say about what our enemies have done in the name of a statist religion of Islamic supremacy?
Read the flippin memos moonloonbats! Do some reading of something other than HuffChoad or DailyDross.
The world is passing you by. This administration is a house of cards and shouldn’t be feared. They should be confronted.
Things began to turn when Andrew McCarthy told Eric Holder where he could shove the faux Gitmo deliberations Soetoro planned as a rubber stamp to foist these living wastes onto the very American public Holder and company want to disarm.
Soetoro is going to fall along with many in this Dhimmi gang who KNOW he is a fraud…Howard Dean included. (Sorry, I have a very personal and hateful history with that clown and know he is going to take a high hard one before this power grab is all over.)
Anyways….torture smorture. Lgm is a complete imbecile in his thinking. As are all the rest of them.
Bear1909 out.
The Dimocrats are DONE….
Anyone who believes in “transparency” should ask their representative to cosponsor H.R. 1503.
She could only be elected from a place like San Francisco. An odd ball representing odd balls. They probably cheered dancin’ Nan, claiming it a wonderful example of nuance that conservatives are too neanderthal to understand.
Yeah! Riiiiiight.