I like Mark Levin’s comments the best, excepting of course his view that Gap-Tooth & his family have no sense of humour… after all, Daves still here, and a bigger joke-from-the-gene-pool you’ll never find than him.

And, we know that his wife has no taste — oh, I don’t mean in jokes, though she’s proved that by being with him. I mean in her mouth: Cesspool appertiffe, anyone? I’m watched Bear (the family Wolfhound/BlackLab/Chow mix) excrete things more appealing to the eye than Mr PervyLetterman

When I was a young man if anyone in public, (let alone on network television) had made those comments, the brothers and father would line up to beat the perv into putty. And they’d have been right to do so!

Oh, well. I guess people will think the old-saw of a hood ornament and a short, fast stop are too severe for this.

Personally, as old a fossil as I am, I’d pay money for (what my grandson tells me is called) a cage-match with Ol’Dave. I’d even spot him some shots*.

And, Dave, if you or one of your robots reads this, or the email I sent you via your network repeating that last offer, the offer is real. I’ll pay in hard currency (gold or silver, your choice), and yes: you can have the video rights.

These people make me so angry I could chew nails & spit rust.

NB:

I’d normally say I’d spot him some licks — the more usual expression of my generation — but I don’t want to be accused of dispensing false-enticements to Ol’Dave…