Stupidest House resolution ever

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee has authored a congressional resolution honoring Michael Jackson.
Seriously.
You can read the whole thing here.
As The Hill’s Eric Zimmermann notes, it’s looooong.
Sample:
Whereas Michael Jackson began his stellar recording career as the featured member of ‘The Jackson 5′, which was the first act in recorded history to have their first four major label singles ‘I Want You Back’,'ABC’,'The Love You Save’, and ‘I’ll Be There’, reached the top of the American charts;
Whereas the internationally recognized ‘Thriller’ released in 1982, which became a smash hit yielded seven top-10 singles. The album sold 21 million copies in the United States and at least 27 million worldwide. It was a monumental moment in music history;
Whereas Michael Jackson was labeled ‘The King of Pop’, Jackson’s music is internationally recognized and critically acclaimed;
Whereas Michael Jackson was one of the few artists to have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice;
Whereas, on January 10, 1984, Michael Jackson visited the unit for burn victims at Brotman-Memorial Hospital in Los Angeles, and demonstrated his concern with people suffering from grievous injuries;
Whereas, on April 9, 1984, David Smithee, a 14-year-old boy suffering from cystic fibroses was invited to Michael’s home, in response to a dying request to meet Michael. David passed away 7 weeks later;
Whereas, on April 14, 1984, Michael Jackson was single handedly responsible for equipping a 19-bed-unit at Mount Sinai New York Medical Center. This center is now a critical part of the T.J. Martell Foundation for leukemia and cancer research;
Whereas, on July 5, 1984, during the Jackson’s press conference at Tavern On The Green, Michael announced that his portion of the earnings from the Victory Tour would be donated to three charitable organizations: The United Negro College Fund, Camp Good Times, and the T.J. Martell Foundation;
Whereas, on July 14, 1984, after the first concert of the Victory Tour, Michael met 8 terminally ill children backstage;
Therefore be it resolved that Jackson Lee’s Hollyweirdo declaration, which has been referred to the House Committee on Foreign Affairs, is the stupidest House resolution ever.
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Reader Jim: “Regarding House Resolution 600 on Mike Jackson, I have been waiting for Obama, Al Sharpton, Jackson-Lee and a few others to arrange for Mike to be brought to the Capitol to lay in state in the Rotunda.”
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I’ll second your motion, Michelle.
Ms. Lee is Texas’ contribution to the “Stupidist Person Serving In National Office” sweepstakes.
If you get between her and a mic or camera, you are taking your life in your hands…
I can’t wait until he’s six feet under and all the BS to stop for this guy.
Lame brain drug addict dies big whoop.
Whereas the Millennium Issue of the `Guinness Book Of Records’ named Michael as `the Pop Star who supports the most
charity organizationscriminal defense attorneys’;…a necessary correction.
Let Peter King answer her as he did earlier.
Ah, our tax dollars at work…….. no sense working on real issues facing the nation. Congress will continue on its path of ‘feel good’ resolutions – no matter the cost or consequence.
In other news, the latest boondoggle funded by Norm Dicks(D-WA) is set for its grand opening today. The 54 million dollar tunnel in Bremerton Wa. The problems could have been fixed by a couple of traffic signals at 30-40 grand apiece, but no we get a 54 mil hole in the ground. We have taken to calling it the Bremerton Urban Transit Tunnel(B.U.T.T. for short).
What’s the connection between Sheila Jackson and Michael Jackson? They related?
Although many people liked his music and some hoped that the allegations against him were untrue, what’s the point of this? Do they have time to spend on this? Doesn’t it cost money to do this?
Why wouldn’t they submit a resolution to honor our fallen soldiers instead? I think they did more to earn such as distinction. If there’s time to honor a person or group, pick one that earned the honor.
Don’t sell Alcee Lamar Hastings short.
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=h111-645
(a) In General- In accordance with the requirements of this Act, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall establish not fewer than 6 national emergency centers on military installations.
…
(4) to meet other appropriate needs, as determined by the Secretary of Homeland Security.
Maybe not the stupidest, but potentially the most dangerous.
Alcee – impeached judge (corruption, perjury) now a US Rep.
Pete King for Prez !
Don’t forget:
Whereas he emerged successfully from two child-molestation investigations, providing a generous financial settlement to the complainant in one instance and being acquitted in the other…
oh criminy! Save us from this idiocy!
Why would Foreign Affairs be involved? Or did I miss the joke?
That’s one of the problems with this country. We are so consumed with celebrity worship, important matters, that affect our lives daily, head to the “back burner” whenever some celebrity makes the news. Who cares about Korea, Iran, cap and trade; MJ died. Stop the country!
when one considers the source, intelligence in not in the equation. simply taking care of their own, even the unsavory are looked up to.
I disagree. One of the best ways to spread American goodwill is our culture. When the mullahs of Iran shake their fists at the “Great Satan” of America, it helps enormously that young people there can say “hmmm, I’ll take Michael Jackson over the ayatollah any day.”
I also heard someone from Asia on TV recently saying what a revelation it was to see a black man for the first time on such a huge stage. Just the song “Black or White” was enormous for a lot of people.
He obviously had his weird side, but it is impossible to overstate the positive impact he had on the world.
I am certain that what I am thinking would get me banned, so let’s just skip it.
A resolution honoring a freak. Good grief. Is SJ-L related to everyone in her district? How does she keep getting re-elected… in TEXAS?!
Hey. What’s wrong with all of you? It’s not ‘House’, it’s Hizzay.
Dexter – Ethnicity 36.9% White, 40.4% Black, 3.4% Asian, 35.6% Hispanic, 0.4% Native American, 0.5% other
Cook PVI D+24
Holy schneikes! Why don’t we honor the troops by fully funding them? Why don’t we honor small business owners by introducing a resolution to not tax them so heavily? Why don’t we honor regular guy Americans by cutting their taxes and by not wasting their money on TARP-like largess? Why don’t we honor sane logic by voting against crap and trade?
We’re too busy honoring practitioners of pedophilia, I guess.
I was in elementary school when Thriller came out so I will always have a special place for that music but let’s face it, he died 20 years ago.
Honor a pedophile?
Wasting time with that crap is not acceptable. Take them all out and hang them now!
Wait…wasn’t she the one who was in ultra mega trouble with the Israelis?
I also heard someone from Asia on TV recently saying what a revelation it was to see a
strangly bleached
mancipher for the first time on such a huge stage.Mr. Diana Ross?
Red State Skeptic: is Pedophilia part of Your Culture?
A gerrymandered district. She will be there until she dies.
OT, did the formatting buttons disappear for everyone else, too? All I have is one “Close Tags” button. It’s been like that for several days now.
thelcabroadside: Is Pedophilia part of Your culture?
Raping kids on the sly isn’t “weird”; it’s criminal — at the very least. But he’ll slide because most put more value in how warm and fuzzy he made you feel inside since high school than all poor innocents he screwed and brainwashed. The old Mussolini Railroad at work. Sorry. There’re WAY too many other unsung heroes and citizens who contributed good will and true richness to society than confer the sterling monopoly on this Pervert God.
To see all this gross fixation this “thing” is getting, my hopes that this nation will be sharp enough to avoid a socialist America goes down the tubes.
James Greenidge
Queens NY
go on, give it a try.
…would that be to honor his boy fondling…?!
…his moonwalk…?!
…his boy bed partners…?!
Golly, he could sing.
AND SO F*CKING WHAT.
JS sometimes you just gotta chuckle ya know? Kids!!! I look oh so forward to summer vacation, when the kids come out to play..
MJ – WOWIE ZOWIE!!!! What a world wide ambassador he was, just ask the royal family in Saudi – last I read, he stiffed them for millions of dollars! But it’s MJ – who’s counting.
To me, Jackson is just a freak show pedophile.
Red State Septic said:
it is impossible to overstate the positive impact he had on the world.
not really…
“he had a positve impact on the world.”
there, I did it!
If I had people working for me doing this I would fire them.
Oh, wait. They do work for me.
where’s the pukey icon….this a complete waste of time and printing costs….
Now if you want to see more insanity by Congress check this one out…yet another back-door shamnesty…get on the horn and tell them NO yet again…
http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h2681/show
Still waiting for the resolution honoring the recent passing of Col. Ruesser USMC.
There was a guy that had a positive impact on the world.
Aren’t they busy with Gov. Sanford, right now ?
I disliked his music and despised the culture idolizing him.
That said, can we have some respect for his humanity? Addiction took him before he had a chance to find recovery.
This is definitely a “there but for the grace of God” situation. Those who hate him for his addiction would do well to look to their own salvation.
The men and women fighting overseas for our freedoms, and this is what congress wants to honor?!
Shame.
Umm, didn’t I predict something like this, this morning?
Well, okay, I said it would come from one of the elected idiots from California or Illinois…I forgot that ALL the states have elected idiots…
Man…talk about wasting taxpayer money! Appropriate it should come from a Dimwit-o-crat…it’s always about “image” at any cost. It’s not their money…
or for that matter Ed McMahon who was a pilot in both WWII and Korea….
Whereas Michael Jackson was on multiple occassions accused of child molestation, his civil settlement and criminal aquittal do not eliminate all doubt about whether or not he was a pedophile…
Whereas Michael Jackson was a drug addict who for years demonstrated bizarre behavior and was enabled by clingers-on who eventually assisted in his demise…
Whereas, my congress and the constitutionally liberated press cannot seems to get on with life…
[actaually in truth, I have been humanizing Michael since his death. He did such a good job of making himself an unrelatable character that I spent the last 15 years overlooking the brilliant talent that he was, and the tragedy that comes with the exploitation of children in the entertainment industry. Michael never recovered from his stolen youth.
Honoring child molesters? What’s next, murderers? Oh wait we do that, too (George Tiller).
“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.” Isaiah 5:20
Heck, Farrah Fawcett made a more positive impact than MJ… To me, anyway.
107th CONGRESS
1st Session
H. R. 158
To provide for the retention of the name of Mount McKinley.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
January 3, 2001
Mr. REGULA introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Resources
Let me get this straight, they dont have time to read important bills before voting on them, but they can spend time on this crap?
Heaven help us…
Like hell.
There’s a such thing as PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. This “there but for” bull excuse is the punchline black boys and men have used for walking out on “girlfriends” swollen with babies for the last 40 years. This freak the world is honoring had a CHOICE eighty-times over to “remake” himself and dropped the ball every time. Sorry. I’m not about to excuse the behavior of a John Wayne Gazey or Sadaam or freak pop stars on bad upbringing or environment. Especially when others raised in way more dismal circumstances never turned to take the dirt road.
James Greenidge
Queens NY
Amen to that walterc
This one was intentionally readable.
Wow. Break our laws, leach off the public long enough to earn a high school diploma, and get rewarded with citizenship. Just friggin’ great.
No surprise here. I expected someone to present such a resolution. Congress has a way of wasting much time on meaningless resolutions instead of doing the work for which they were elected.
What does surprise me is that there wasn’t an official national day off for mourning called for. Its not like all the media wlii have anything more important to cover tomorrow.
here’s the link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31760415/ns/entertainment-music/?GT1=43001
I’m still amazed that someone didn’t demand he be stuffed and tour the country for a few years, then put on permanent display at Neverland. The family and hangers-on missed a hell of an income producing opportunity.
Oh my gosh…I don’t have any words for this except OMG…
Let them offer and pass all the resolutions they want honoring whomever and/or whatever they want! If they’re doing resolutions which do not have the force of law, they can’t pass laws that screw up our country!
Hope is not a plan; not all change is good. WE are the civilian national security force! If you want to see a real depression, let the Crappin’ Tax be signed into law. Me? I’m loading my guns. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
ECS
His dad is working out a deal, as we speak…
The irony of all the media efforts to deify Michael Jackson is that they’re backfiring, just like they did with Jackie Onassis and Princess Diana.
My reaction to the deaths of these individuals started out as, “Oh, that’s too bad.” But then the non-stop All-Michael-Jackson-All-The-Time drumbeat began, with FOX News Channel being the worst offender, until the feelings morph across the spectrum: from indifference (“Who cares?”), to incredulity (“Aw, c’mon, he wasn’t that significant”), to disgust (“Haven’t you guys got anything else to talk about?”) and finally to hostility (“He’s DEAD! He’s not coming back, no matter how long you wait and wish for the resurrection! Now, F*ck off!!”).
I didn’t resent the man remotely as much when he was alive as after he died.
It’s only fitting that the stupidest House resolution ever should be submitted by the stupidest House member. With Cynthia McKinney (Cretin-GA) gone that honor is now Mz. Lee’s.
Perhaps this MJ resolution is a good thing. While they’re working on this important legislation, they are not spending money, pimping amnesty or worse. Knock yourselves out O wierd ones.
Creepy Uncle Mike played with children’s privates, but look at all the good he did!? Are you on meds too? I used to like the stuff you wrote, Red State. Now I think you should creep on outta here…
Knd of ironic, that, in the end, Michael Jackson was living inside a
Pink Floyd song:
“Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
Therell be no more –aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.”
The Jackson’s aren’t the only ones pimping family members – check this out From Politco 44:
Crews is using Obama’s daughters to market clothing.
http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0709/profiting_off_the_obamas_29066b65-8269-431d-93c7-98c4dcb777cf.html
It’s like we are in the twilight zone!
Its not just numbness Southpaw, its not even dumbness, to celebrate a child rapist is the worst kind of evil.
I’m curious about who would vote for such a resolution. I want to know of whom to beware.
Oh, and before posters like RSS want to respond to the link above and say Obama isn’t pimping his daughters..let me say…
Plllleeaaaassseee!!
If the Prez doesn’t have more control over who does what regarding his own children…
Just imaging how much worse 9/11 could have been without Jackson’s positive impact.
Yeah, she’s a big hit around the Houston area. Apparently, she’s banned from black radio, she’s so loved.
Trust me. Actions like this show us that the left has nothing better to do… like tending to the business of the nation.
Just a thought. No one ever proved molestation, and the people who accused him were after boatloads of his money. Don’t know if we can reasonably condemn him for that. Not defending him, just sayin.
His life and death were a tragedy, and an outstanding example of the American myth that wealth and fame bring happiness.
Let the circus end. PLEASE.
There is a huge difference between “pimping” one’s daughters and a company being opportunistic when someone famous is wearing their clothes. As the article clearly points out, J. Crew sent the press release without the White House’s approval.
Alas, it continues at least through tomorrow. Lucky me! I work four blocks from Staples. Should be fun. Really fun.
The Obama/JCrew thing is not a surprise given this topic. Its only another small indicator of the superficiality of today’s society. How much more superficial can society get than celebrating a pedophile’s life because he was a pop star?
Chap please refer to post #66
Can you imagine if things were reversed, the famous person was white and he had 3 black kids?
There would be a MAJOR uproar if the black kids were left to the white famous person’s mother/family. The race hustlers would be saying, “They should be put in a black home because they need to know and understand their black roots and influences” or something similar.
I’m just sayin………
hawkeye54
Hear can get cheaps seats at Staples for $25K on Ebay. Better hurry tho.
Why does someone called hawkeye live in LA? Miles from the golden plains of IOWEE.
Uhhh…the President is supposed to ANTICIPATE that a company will try to market his daughters and premeptively smack them down?
Don’t be silly. And there is a big difference between a company factually stating that the Obama girls are wearing their clothes and the Obamas pimping their children. Tell me what right or power the Obamas have to stop J Crew from stating this fact. Now if the girls show up in print ad, and the Obamas don’t object (as they have consistently done in the past) you may have a point. Until then, this is pitiful.
No, it’s not; it’s being overstated all over the MSM and cable news[if they still deserve to be called news] networks.
Michael was a talented young man who allowed himself to become a living caricature, whether by his own hand or by the hand of others (I don’t buy into the whole Michael as “victim” mentality).
Bury [or cremate] him already and let us get on with real life and death issues.
Chap – are you kidding me?
Don’t YOU be silly. Where, how, why, when has any company been so presumptuous as to use a member of the President’s family for marketing tools? Are you that niave?? YOU are a lawyer for criminy sakes.
IF nothing else it’s called respect for the Office, especially the administration of one so opposed to fair market and capitalism.
And Whereas millions of Los Angeles children and their parents can now finally sleep soundly at night…
Forcebly uprooted from Iowa by my parents. For some reason, they didn’t seem to think a 2-1/2 year old could fend for himself, didn’t get any offers from relatives to live with them, and so my folks refused to leave me behind when the family moved.
Circumstances have kept me in SoCal, but I still consider myself an Iowan. Quoting MacAurthur in regards to the Hawkeye State, “I shall return!”
I don’t know, but when was the last time there have been two adorable little girls to try to exploit?
And what exactly, pray tell, is the enforcement mechanism for “respect for the Office”?
Too true, unfortunately…I remember the Washington’s Birthday sales by Sears, and JC Penney.
In the meantime, the liberal blogs are as obsessed with Sarah Palin as the MSM is with Michael Jackson.
chap, I know the president is considered public domain, but isn’t his family protected by privacy laws? If a private celeb or his family were used like this, they would take JCrew to the cleaners. No pun intended.
Everybody in Congress has too much time on their hands.
I still believe we should remove air contitioners from all building occupied by Congress and the President and his staff. Prior to air conditioning Congress and the White House only spent about 6 months in Washington D.C.. The rest of the year was spent in cooler climates where they couldn’t do harm to the country.
Ummm… You lost me there.
Glad I’m not in your shoes. Looks to be a total zoo atmosphere. Then again when isn’t that the case in LA?
I firmly believe their pay should be docked for every day they ARE in Washington District of Corruption. At least most of them are NOT stalking women like Marion Barry does.
RSS wants to honor a child molester.
Says alot about RSS doesn’t it?
You got that right. After some thought, I’ve decided to take the day off. I don’t want to be anywhere near ground zero. Pity (and pray for) the people who really have to be in downtown L A tomorrow.
You got that right. After some thought, I’ve decided to take the day off. I don’t want to be anywhere near ground zero. Pity (and pray for) the people who really have to be in downtown L A tomorrow.
It says nothing we didn’t already know.
I’m not a Jackson fan, but fair is fair.
Elvis and Graceland got a congressional resolution in 2006.
Frank Sinatra got his in 2008, despite mobsters helping him strong-arm his way through the competition.
Yeah, Jackson was strange, but I can’t say he molested children, and neither can anyone else, since he was never convicted. I don’t think he bleached or treated his skin in any way outside of his need to treat vitiligo.
He colored his lips and face to mask the discoloration caused by vitiligo, which only fueled the oh-so-easy cheap shots. Pray you never become so stressed-out that you develop vitiligo, or some other auto-immune disease.
“…it is impossible to overstate the positive impact he had on the world.”
Yep, Stranger. Unless the media has given Obama’s savior-status to MJ, get the guy buried and go on with real life. When it comes to self-absorbed idiot celebs who crash and burn, I’ve seen enough of ‘em in my day. Pretty much “been there, done that”, YAWN.
WAIT!!! Michael Jackson died?
On the other hand, maybe they should be paid to stay away from anywhere they can legislate! Might be cheaper in the long run.
But when Congresspeople are in DC, I’d have them living in barracks, for starters.
That’s the official story. Actually he’s been called back to his planet.
When will it STOP?????