Requiem for a teleprompter
Photoshop credit: David A Stein
One of President Obama’s teleprompters met an untimely death today.
I hear Sheila Jackson-Lee is working on a congressional resolution honoring TOTUS.
The White House has not yet decided on an open- or closed-casket viewing.
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This just in:
Obama announces the appointment of a TOTUS czar to oversee the teleprompter industry.
President Barrack Hussein Obama (Peace bu unto Him. Praise His Holy Name. Bow at his feet in submissive prostrations) before TOTUS bit the dust:
“The stimulus package … is working. There has been an increse … in return … on investment … and we have saved … or created … 6,000,000 jobs … I inherited … this bad … economy … from George Bush …
etc. etc. etc.
Notice the hesitation, the broken phrasing, a trademark of Obama’s not so great seaking method.
Now, here is “The One” without His TelePrompter:
Aaaaaa …. uuuuuuhhhhh ……. I … I …. I uuuuuhhhhhh …….. uuummmmmmm …. uuuuhhhhhh … “cough, cough” …….. uuuuuuhhhhhhh ….. I uuhhhh ….. we ….. we must ….. I … I … uuuuhhhh
ad nauseum.
William – you’re killin’ me. I laughed ’til I cried (for more reasons than I can state here). You’re one funny guy!
This may be an omen.
Two enthusiactic thumbs up! Grammy material!
Smoking Gun? Time Will Tell!
AP- WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the
presidency, the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has Released copies of President Obama’s
college transcripts from Occidental College .
Released today, the transcript indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received
financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate at the school.
The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court
order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California ..
The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded
a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program.
To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship. This document would seem
to provide the smoking gun that many of Obama’s detractors have been seeking.
Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya and there is no record of him ever applying for
US citizenship, this is looking pretty grim.
The news has created a firestorm at the White House as the release casts increasing doubt about Obama’s
legitimacy and qualification to serve as president.
When reached for comment in London, where he has been in meetings with British Prime Minister
Gordon Brown, Obama smiled but refused comment on the issue.
Britain’s Daily Mail has also carried the story in a front-page article titled, “Obama Eligibility Questioned,”
leading some to speculate that the story may overshadow economic issues on Obama’s first
official visit to the U.K.
In a related matter, under growing pressure from several groups, Justice Antonin Scalia announced
that the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama’s legal eligibility
to serve as President in a case brought by Leo Donofrio of New Jersey .
This lawsuit claims Obama’s dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as president.
Donofrio’s case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens demanding proof of Obama’s
citizenship or qualification to serve as president.
Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation
of Obama’s campaign spending.
This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in campaign funds in the past year with
eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records.
Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still ongoing but that the final report will be provided to the U.S. .
attorney general, Eric Holder.
Mr. Holder has refused to comment on the matter.
LET OTHER FOLKS KNOW THIS NEWS THAT THE MEDIA WON’T REPORT!
WHY, YOU ASK, WONT THEY REPORT IT?
BECAUSE IT WOULD IMPLICATE THEM IN THE GREATEST VOTER FRAUD IN HISTORY
THE NEWS MEDIA HAS KNOWN THIS FACT AND A GREAT DEAL MORE FROM THE BEGINNING
OF THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN
THAT IS THE WAY SOCIALISM OPERATES. THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS
bill30097 on July 14, 2009 at 10:07 AM
I don’t believe any college records have been released, but this isn’t that complicated:
Obama refuses to show his real birth certificate, and other records. What are the “other records”? They are anything that he would have had to answer these simple questions on:
Where were you born?
Are you a US citizen?
It’s not to hard to see he’s hiding something. If it isn’t his eligibility to be president, what is it?
I don’t believe he could remain president if it’s proven he wasn’t eligible…..and the chaos that would ensue upon his removal from the office would be a very small price to pay to get rid of an imposture who is wrecking America at warp speed.
I’m going to research the Occidental College record release further.
Here’s the deal. If you want people to engage you or take you seriously, check your facts and provide links. Americans for Freedom of Info does not exist. It’s a hoax. There is no article in Daily Mail or AP, and if there is a transcript, no evidence provided that Barry Soetoro = Dear Leader.
This is a hoax flying around blogs and is less credible than the great Dan Rather Bush TX Air National Guard document drop.
Stay focused please.
purealchemy,
Did you miss this? Obama’s birth certificate has been released…
http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2009/07/salisbury-news-exclusive-obama-birth.html
There, that ought to end all this mess…
RE: the case at hand, it looks like the Telepromptered One may have just blinked:
From the atty:
It looks like we won already and not just on any day, on Bastille day
News report:
Soldier who says Obama isn’t president doesn’t have to deploy
I would think the implications of that would be huge.
We’ll have to wait and see, BOB, but this very sudden & odd 180 is a sign that somebody wants to avoid having a legal hearing where Obama’s BC is at issue.
Good point, I don’t want to get all excited for nothing. lol
All the times he renounced his US citizenship to live in a muslim country?
I dunno…you tell me.
Here’s a few of the “other records” along with Obama’s birth certificate – that are not available, including Obama’s kindergarten records, Punahou school records, Occidental College records, Columbia University records, Columbia thesis, Harvard Law School records, Harvard Law Review articles, scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, passport, medical records, files from his years as an Illinois state senator, Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records and his adoption records.
Not an all encompassing list, but you should get the idea.
Your point is a good one, too, though.
This deveopment – the sudden 180 – is an important milestone even tho the journey is a long one.
FirstSkirt,
Thank you for taking the time to express your sentiment and reaction to those posts.
I appreciate your response.
Take care.
William
Are you being serious or sarcarstic?
I posted that, in part, to see if anyone else knew anything about it.
Even if that organization is a hoax, there still may be something to the claim. Most of Obama’s other important records have been barred from release also, as is noted in some subsequent postings here.
Correction: previous postings.
William #108: Seems like it’s getting harder and harder to enjoy a good joke, so let’s conservatives not lose our sense of humor–it’s actually good for our health. I so enjoy a chuckle from the posters here who are intelligent and witty! Keep ‘em coming–who knew TOTUS could be so funny. Thanks….
Latest news is the Department of Defense has had the soldier who questioned Obambi’s eligibility fired from his civilian job.
Is this why so many people are afraid to even discuss this subject?
http://www.wnd.com
That Major Cook is very brave, a true patriot!
Sorry…/sarc off. There, that was needed at the end of my last.
(I think under Obamacare, I will end up with the second doctor – MIKE).
Thank you sir, or madam,
I was feeling beaten up by the Swede.
Martha
Under Obamacare, the old people will be left to die.
Soylent Green is coming.
(I think under Obamacare, I will end up with the second doctor – MIKE).
Who is the second doctor?
Still a sir, but who knows? Under ObamaCare high testosterone levels may warrant forced sex-change operations. May force be into liberalism yet.
In the link, the second doctor who signed Obama’s supposed birth certificate.
Correction: May be forced into liberalism yet.
Sorry, my English better getting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJTBBoDFH0
I’ve never tried to make a link here before but if this is accessible, it will be supremely meaningful.
youtube:
Soylent Green: Sol goes home.
Saw article online that Brits are going to Switzerland for assisted suicide.
Anyone heard about that?
OMG, “Eight is Enough” killed “Little Ceasar”. I haven’t seen that movie since it came out in 1973.
Remind me not to eat those guacamole-flavored chips tonight.
purealchemy – My appologies if you felt beaten up, that was not the point or intent. One reason I follow MM is that when she posts something here it has been fact checked and verified. When I read your post, my first reaction was wow, if true this is huge. At the same time my BS alarm was going off. It took only a few minutes to confirm.
The real story is Maj. Cook refused to deploy and filed suit in civil court challenging Obama’s eligibility as his commander. His orders to deploy were then recinded. That is verified. Could mean many things, including the administration wanting the issue to go away.
All the other info (Occidental transctipt etc) is bogus, and if we continue to perpetuate it, the truth and real issue gets burried in the garbage and discredited. I suspect that was the very intent of the hoax. That’s why we need to stay focused.
I appreciate your contributions here, and really don’t want to discourage you. God knows we need all the help we can get! Thanks!
and
God forbid anarchy break out here, this is indicative of where the DOD would come down. No surprise I guess. Could be just the beginning. DOD – Obama’s personal tool.
Everything else is becoming Obama’s personal tool. Next thing is no dissent allowed in the military even if it falls in the “Whistleblower” category.
purealchemy – The problem is that if some of a report proves false, the cridibility of the whole is in question. Here, the “smoking gun” would be the Occidental transcript, and documented proof that Barry Soertoro was actually Obama. Without that, the story is meaningless. If it existed, it would be all over Drudge and Fox in a heartbeat. Some other clues that signal BS in the story:
1. Quick google check re: Americans for FOI, the group supposedly holding the smoking gun. Bogus.
2. Always question lots of authoritative sounding sources without links or specifics.
- AP Washington and Daily Mail = no related story.
- Scalia and SCOTUS don’t hear cases based on pressure from “groups”, but on the merits of the cases.
- Gary Kreep of the US Justice Foundation. Things that make you go hmmmm.
If this transcript happens to turn up and is verified, I will rejoice in eating my words! ‘Till then we need to move on.
Again, I value your input, and am sorry if I was too abrupt. Lets get Dear Leader out of our mysery!
Thanks a bunch, Swede!
I generally concur with your research techniques and I am a Fox Cable news and Drudge junkie.
For myself, with a background of being a dyed-in-the-wool John Birch Society person, trained on my mother’s knee, I find that even as thrilled as I am that there’s a truly viable conservative media challenge to the MSM, there’s still a level of investigation I’m hoping to find that still isn’t there.
JBS made a huge breakthrough recently when the Pres. John McManus, made it to Judge Napolitano’s online show by popular vote. Napolitano conceded that growing up the Birch Society was considered “taboo”. That means “nutty”, just like Major Cook was labelled for protesting Obama’s citizenship.
What the Birch Society has been warning about for decades is coming to fruition.
This is real. It’s not some UFO stuff.
As usual, people don’t listen until it is too late.
Other than JBS, a highly trusted source is Aaron Klein on WorldNetDaily.
Some of his investigation seems to have filtered to Fox regarding ACORN. Or maybe they got it some other way. Who knows?
http://youtube.5aa5.com/viewNuU-T_Di4cQ.html
trying to post a link but a new skill for me
Okay, link doesn’t seem to work. Can’t chew gum and walk at same time.
In lieu of link, try youtube search for Freedom Watch 21, Part 2.
That’s my line – sheesh! Everything I touch today, I mess up! Me thinks I’ll take a break from commenting for awhile.
I know you said got the wrong thread.
I know how that feels.
Are you a girl? I’m a girl.
My take is it’s mostly guys here.
What do you think?
I don’t think it has anything to do with it. I think we have good days and we have bad ones..I’m for sure having a bad one.
Hope yours is better
Please tell me about your bad day, girlfriend!
I feel your pain!
Talk to me!
Enquring minds want to know!
It’s probably 70% male, 29% female, and 1% lgm.
HA! Think you are right!
Exactly right! Which is again why we need to stay focused and not propagate rumors unless verifiable. The Birch Society lost credibility by Wilkins et al making some rather radical accusations that could not be backed up, causing even Wm F Buckly to distance himself from them. So their voice is not heard, even though they are right on target.
People are beginning to listen now. Dear Leader’s job approval is sinking fast, and in some polls already negative. Lets focus on the specifics of why the stimulus in nonsense, Cap and
TradeTax, and the health care nonsense. People are already seeing this swill for what it is and calling fowl.BTW, I would put the male/female ratio here at closer to 50/50. And personally, I think the ladies add more depth and style. But don’t tell anyone I said so, I’ll deny it. Kind of interesting that you can usually tell the gender by the writing.
Swede, you are so on target…Love having the grace and beauty of the ladies in our little corner of the blogosphere. But you can tell everyone, I won’t deny I said it.
Was that involving allegations of Communist affiliations?
I’d say closer to 80/20. Not sure about greater depth and style. Everyone here is sharp, knows their stuff and damn witty!
Wonder if the Birch Society knew about Dear Leader’s mentor or “real father”, Frank Marshall Davis. There’s seems to be pretty of proof he was a Commie.