The “Don’t taze me, bro” moment of Henry Louis Gates

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 23, 2009 11:40 AM

From the police report, we learn how articulate prestigious Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates can be when invited to speak on his front porch with police officers doing their jobs:

“YA, I’LL SPEAK WITH YOUR MAMA OUTSIDE!”

A phrase that will go down in infamy.

It’s already on a t-shirt!

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Update: Obama “clarifies.”

Update: Obama walks back his walk-back.

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  1. #10001
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:22 pm, spaceycakes said:

    the infinite beauty, complexity and profundity of that which just IS

    spaceycakes.

    thank you chapoutier.

  2. #10002
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:23 pm, Joy said:

    WOO-HOO!!!

    Congrats Chap and everyone else who participated.

  3. #10003
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:23 pm, zeroangel said:

    Yah, that was pretty neat, good job Chap.

    As far as 40 days and nights, I don’t know if you worked it out in advance John, but this thing did actually start exactly 40 days ago. Proof of GOD???

    …nah…

  4. #10004
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:23 pm, purealchemy said:

    Encore! Encore!

  5. #10005
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:25 pm, Kingfish said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:22 pm, purealchemy said:

    Now, where were we Kingfish?

    Don’t you read the posts?

    I don’t think that lgm ever arrived at this thread. Many thanks to spacey on that record as well. You scared the collective away!

  6. #10006
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:25 pm, zeroangel said:

    Encore! Encore!

    10,069 ???

  7. #10007
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:26 pm, purealchemy said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:25 pm, Kingfish said:
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:22 pm, purealchemy said:

    Now, where were we Kingfish?
    Don’t you read the posts

    No, silly! The mushy stuff!

  8. #10008
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:26 pm, John Deaux said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:23 pm, zeroangel said:

    As far as 40 days and nights, I don’t know if you worked it out in advance…

    I was curious how long it took to get here and figured it out while I was waiting for Chap to post.

    Ironic and strangely appropo, isn’t it?

  9. #10009
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm, spaceycakes said:

    all 69 are belong to me

  10. #10010
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm, Kingfish said:

    We should make this an annual ritual. What say you?

  11. #10011
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm, John Deaux said:

    Chappy,

    Damn Fine Work!

  12. #10012
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm, Kingfish said:

    Pure: 9990

  13. #10013
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm, John Deaux said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm, spaceycakes said:
    all 69 are belong to me

    I’ll take the 68s.

  14. #10014
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:29 pm, Kingfish said:

    Pure: 9998

  15. #10015
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:38 pm, purealchemy said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm, Kingfish said:
    Pure: 9990

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:29 pm, Kingfish said:
    Pure: 9998

    Wanna come up and see my etchings?

  16. #10016
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:40 pm, Kingfish said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:38 pm, purealchemy said:

    Wanna come up and see my etchings?

    TEASE

  17. #10017
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:42 pm, Kingfish said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:40 pm, Kingfish said:

    LOL

  18. #10018
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:42 pm, purealchemy said:

    Peel me a grape?

  19. #10019
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:43 pm, John Deaux said:

    Get a room.

  20. #10020
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:44 pm, purealchemy said:

    I’ve got an idea. Design a deck of cards off the monster thread.

  21. #10021
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:49 pm, Kingfish said:
  22. #10022
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:50 pm, purealchemy said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm, spaceycakes said:
    all 69 are belong to me

    Kinky.

  23. #10023
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:53 pm, purealchemy said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:49 pm, Kingfish said:
    Can anyone say Obama youth

    Can anyone say Obama’s approval rating is down to 45%?

  24. #10024
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm, Kingfish said:

    42 and dropping by some accounts, disapproval up to 46

  25. #10025
    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:56 pm, Kingfish said:

    do not neglect your e-mail, pure

  26. #10026
    On September 1st, 2009 at 5:02 pm, purealchemy said:

    Yes, sir!

    BRB

  27. #10027
    On September 1st, 2009 at 5:10 pm, purealchemy said:

    check your fairy dust dispenser, KF

  28. #10028
    On September 1st, 2009 at 5:17 pm, Kingfish said:

    and you your’s

  29. #10029
    On September 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm, purealchemy said:

    It sure got quiet in here.

  30. #10030
    On September 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm, purealchemy said:

    Maybe they took the party outside.

  31. #10031
    On September 1st, 2009 at 5:54 pm, purealchemy said:

    Okay, Lights off. Happy trails. Until we meet again.

  32. #10032
    On September 1st, 2009 at 5:58 pm, swede said:

    Kingfish

    Happy Birthday!!!! Unless pure misinformed us.

    FYI – Tomorrow is my birthday.

    Back to the REAL Bday song vis a vis Jimmi Hendrix!
    Everybody sing!!!

    Everybody’s wishin’
    Me a happy birthday!
    Everybody’s wishin’
    Me a real good time!

  33. #10033
    On September 1st, 2009 at 6:06 pm, purealchemy said:

    Hi, Swede!

    Kingfish told me it’s today.

    You get yours tomorrow.

    Came back to say that our little Buycott has made the Huff Post.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/01/st-louis-tea-party-coalit_n_274324.html

    I’ll be there in about an hour.

  34. #10034
    On September 1st, 2009 at 6:13 pm, swede said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 4:17 pm, chapoutier said:

    I bow down before thee and give thee great honoriferous glory and magnificent praises. There is none like the walking about the planet, for none other may lay claim to the ten thousandth Skippy Threader. Champaign all around!

    One word of caution. After a lifetime achievement like this one can rapidly slip from glory to depression. Remember Buzz Aldren? After being the first man to walk the moon, what are you going to shoot for the rest of your life?

    “For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.”
    - Gen. George C. Patton

    In other words…Get over it!! Congrats!

  35. #10035
    On September 1st, 2009 at 7:23 pm, Kingfish said:

    Swede:

    Happy premature birthday to you!

    I believe Buzz was the second man to walk on the moon however (Even if it was a stage in Hollywood HAHA)

  36. #10036
    On September 1st, 2009 at 8:05 pm, purealchemy said:

    Swede,

    What kind of overpriced, organic cake would you like from Whole Foods?

  37. #10037
    On September 1st, 2009 at 8:50 pm, swede said:

    pure – Carrot cake is my fav. My best friend’s wife is secretly whipping up an awesome batch as we speak. Don’t ask me how I know this. I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.

    King – My bad. I guess I knew it was Neil Armstrong, but Buzz is such a “kewl” name.

    HUGE day for chap. Seems our intrepid counselor made star status on the Connecticut lawmakers at “work” thread, including a hearty well done from MM herself. He’ll not likely be seen slumming about with the likes of us for a while. He has his reputation to consider.

  38. #10038
    On September 1st, 2009 at 9:34 pm, purealchemy said:

    He’ll not likely be seen slumming about with the likes of us for a while. He has his reputation to consider.

    To quote one of our own:

    “Just you wait…”

  39. #10039
    On September 1st, 2009 at 9:55 pm, swede said:

    pure – How was the turn out at whole foods?

  40. #10040
    On September 1st, 2009 at 10:08 pm, purealchemy said:

    Tanks for asking. Assembling photos.

  41. #10041
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 8:15 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Nicely done, Chaps!

    No, I’m not lurching behind the scenes … I’ve been here all along.

    Muhaahahahahaha!

  42. #10042
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 11:05 am, purealchemy said:
    *****!!!!!***Happy Birthday***!!!!!*****
    …………,,,,,,,…..,swede…,,,…,,,..,,….

  43. #10043
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 am, purealchemy said:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/purealchemy/

    link to my Whole Foods Buycott photos.
    Previous Tea Party event still there also.
    There were a lot more people than what the photos indicate. I shopped early, took food home, then came back to do more photos. Most of crowd came earlier.

  44. #10044
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 12:06 pm, purealchemy said:

    http://stlouisteaparty.com/

    Lead story. Looks like it was a big success. 1,000 shoppers. Average bill about $50. Got national attention.

  45. #10045
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm, John Deaux said:

    Happy Birthday, swede!

  46. #10046
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 12:31 pm, purealchemy said:

    On September 1st, 2009 at 8:50 pm, swede said:
    pure – Carrot cake is my fav. My best friend’s wife is secretly whipping up an awesome batch as we speak. Don’t ask me how I know this. I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.

    Too late. I’ve already uploaded all the info to every major news service.
    *kidding*

  47. #10047
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm, purealchemy said:

    Chaps, bought one fat yellow heirloom tomato at the Whole Foods Buycott last night.
    I’ll see if I think it’s superior in flavor.

  48. #10048
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 1:07 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Tonight I will drink vodka and watch ‘Planet Terror’.

  49. #10049
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm, purealchemy said:

    Nasty comments from Huff Post bloggers on the BUYcott:
    I say let’s challenge them to a rumble! heh

    I’d love for the only people to shop at Whole Foods to be teabaggers and birthers. Of course, Mackey would have to rename it AssWhole Foods

    _______________________________

    Does Whole Foods sell organic Velveeta?

    ________________________________

    What a waste. They swarm the store for five hours and buy all they can–and then what will they do? They can’t eat the stuff. They can only eat fast food and processed foods. Doubtless not a one of them knows how to compost. They certainly won’t give to food banks. So off it will all go to the dump
    _______________________________________

    Wait till the teabaggers see the $3.99 a lb grapes or the 6.95 a lb ground beef. They wil make one trip to the store and that will be it. Let Whole foods try and make up the loss of the progressives who shopped there with teabaggers who will run away so fast once they see the prices. Mackey made this whole mess and deserves.
    ________________________________________

    Whole foods should be afraid, they should VERY afraid.

    If the teabaggers glob onto the wholefoods image next come the birthers, then the death panelists and then come the terr0rists and then we have a repub whole foods which will go down with this minority party………..

    so Whole Foods better think twice before you embrace this whacko mindset……..
    ________________________________

    Then they will learn the true cost of foods on the other side of the tracks and run back to Walmart where they can get cheap and unhealthy foods. I say, go ahead make Mackey happy!
    ___________________________________
    Most of the baggers, people who more than likely have never set foot in a Whole Foods Store, will find their jaws dropping to the floor when they encounter Whole Foods prices. Heh, heh.

  50. #10050
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm, spaceycakes said:

    typical elitist/fascist mindset.

    they equate high prices with a specific quality that they themselves cannot even understand.

    oh, and I know how to compost. Come over. I’ll show you…

  51. #10051
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm, purealchemy said:

    Most of them are “city slickers” who wouldn’t know how to navigate a wheelbarrow if they had to. heh

  52. #10052
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 1:43 pm, purealchemy said:

    My mother was a John Bircher and read Prevention magazine religiously.

  53. #10053
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 2:41 pm, swede said:

    pure & JD
    Thanks for the Bday wishes, but I’ve decided not to age further. It’s bad for your health and the girls will be less attracted. In fact, I’m looking into whether the miraculous properties of my Whee-lo include age reversing powers. Worth a try.

  54. #10054
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm, John Deaux said:

    Just watch out for the leprechauns, swede.

    Oh, and the Sandinistas.

  55. #10055
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm, purealchemy said:

    swede, if your first presidential vote was for McGovern, you must be at least 55, right?
    I guess my first vote was for Ford in ’76.

  56. #10056
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 3:14 pm, Joy said:

    Happy Birthday Swede, and happy belated one to Kingfish.

    I’ve not kept up very well.

  57. #10057
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm, purealchemy said:

    Neither has zero.

    Think he feels he has won immortality for achieving the 10,001 post here so has moved on.

  58. #10058
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 5:20 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    One more somewhat relevant post

  59. #10059
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm, Jeff2161 said:
  60. #10060
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm, swede said:

    Just watch out for the leprechauns, swede.

    John – Therein lies the hope. If your leprechaun theory is correct, my understanding is that the little fellers never age! I accept your theory based on the possible benefits available should it be correct. Unsure how the Sandinistas are miraculous, but accept that as well if it serves my purpose.

    pure – Your math skills are exceeded only by your kindness and wisdom.

    I’m off to my surprise birthday party that I know nothing about. Supposedly comparing notes for a new project.

    I’ll save y’all some cake. Well…no, I won’t. See you in a few pounds.

  61. #10061
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm, purealchemy said:

    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm, Jeff2161 said:
    The only Kenyan with serious stones…

    Can we save that one for after the dinner hour?

  62. #10062
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:49 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    Can we save that one for after the dinner hour?

    pure: it’s about a 73 year old kenyan who killed a leopard that attack him using only, his bare-hands…Definitely safe for work.

  63. #10063
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:53 pm, zeroangel said:

    Think he feels he has won immortality for achieving the 10,001 post here so has moved on.

    Yup, I am still checking though, just curious.

  64. #10064
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:53 pm, zeroangel said:
    69!!

    OK, things to do. Later!

  65. #10065
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 pm, purealchemy said:
    PARADIGM SHIFT HAPPENS

  66. #10066
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 pm, purealchemy said:

    It’s a post 10,000 world.

  67. #10067
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 7:11 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 pm, purealchemy said:
    PARADIGM SHIFT HAPPENS

    Whooooaaaahhh…

  68. #10068
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 7:35 pm, purealchemy said:

    Good one, Jeff!

  69. #10069
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm, John Deaux said:

    On September 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm, swede said:
    Unsure how the Sandinistas are miraculous, but accept that as well if it serves my purpose.

    They’re not miraculous, but they’ve had it in for me for years. Watch out for them. They’re everywhere. I suspect there’s one in the White House.

  70. #10070
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 9:35 pm, Jeff2161 said:

    So, where do we go from here ?
    Amadeus ?

  71. #10071
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 9:38 pm, Jeff2161 said:
  72. #10072
    On September 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 pm, swede said:

    Watch out for them. They’re everywhere. I suspect there’s one in the White House.

    Perhaps Olie North could sell paint ball guns to Iran and channel the funds to the Obamanista Contras. No, he has a better gig now at Fox, I guess.

  73. #10073
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 12:10 am, chapoutier said:

    Hello all. I had struggled with whether or not I was going to post on here again. After all, it kind of ruins the “Sopranos”-like intrigue of my last post. but I have found that, just like Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain (the gay cowboy movie for those of you that didn’t watch) “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

    Anyway, I believe I have instigated a new (real) flame war. It is still in its nascent phase, but I am hoping it will turn out to be a real barn burner. But this does mean that my fake flame war with Kingfish will have to be put on hold. If I have learned one thing from Napoleon, Hitler and George Bush it is that one cannot effectively fight a war on two fronts.

  74. #10074
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 am, purealchemy said:

    “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

    ROFLMAO!

  75. #10075
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:22 am, purealchemy said:

    . But this does mean that my fake flame war with Kingfish will have to be put on hold.

    Kingfish, might be slightly distracted.

    He seems to have developed an unexpected appreciation for the art of intaglia.

  76. #10076
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 am, purealchemy said:

    Perhaps Olie North could sell paint ball guns to Iran and channel the funds to the Obamanista Contras. No, he has a better gig now at Fox, I guess

    Hey, Ollie is a hunk. Thinks he’s a “geezer” but he’s a silver fox.

  77. #10077
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30 am, purealchemy said:

    Yikes! correction

    for the art of intaglio.

  78. #10078
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:35 am, purealchemy said:

    On September 2nd, 2009 at 9:38 pm, Jeff2161 said:
    99 Red Balloons

    Wrong!

    99 Bananas

  79. #10079
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 am, chapoutier said:

    pure,

    If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea what you are talking about whether or not you spell it with an “a” or an “o”.

  80. #10080
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:44 am, purealchemy said:

    Chaps,

    That’s what happens when you spend six years in art school instead of law school.

  81. #10081
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:46 am, Joy said:

    I love Ollie North! There’s a MAN. Watching him in those hearings way back when really shaped my politics.

    And yes Pure, he is HANDSOME!!

  82. #10082
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:50 am, purealchemy said:

    Look, Chaps!

    Here’s a yuppie word you can toss about at the Farmers’ Market.

    See if you can make a sentence using intaglia and arugula.

    Intaglio (pronounced /ɪnˈtælioʊ/ in-TAL-ee-oh) is a family of printmaking techniques in which the image is incised into a surface, known as the matrix or plate. Normally, copper or zinc plates are used as a surface, and the incisions are created by etching, engraving, drypoint, aquatint or mezzotint. Collographs may also be printed as intaglio plates. To print an intaglio plate, ink is applied to the surface and then rubbed with tarlatan cloth to remove most of the excess. The final smooth wipe is often done with newspaper or old public phone book pages, leaving ink only in the incisions. A damp piece of paper is placed on top and the plate and paper are run through a printing press that, through pressure, transfers the ink from the recesses of the plate to the paper.

  83. #10083
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:52 am, purealchemy said:

    Joy,

    Thought of you today when I heard some bits of a surreal audio by our new Green czar, Van Jones.
    He says we will all end up either being locusts or honey bees.

  84. #10084
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:57 am, Joy said:

    Well, sorry Van, but I’m a child of God… not a locust or a honey bee!

    Maybe he can get Z to evolve into one of those two things…

    That guy is definitely NOT a man. Scary dude.

  85. #10085
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 1:59 am, Joy said:

    Er a… meant Van, not Z… who is the scary dude.

  86. #10086
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:00 am, Joy said:

    Gotta go to sleep!

    Hey, I’ll be posting something tomorrow I’d like everyone to read… so check in!

  87. #10087
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:01 am, Joy said:

    Oh Wait!!

  88. #10088
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:01 am, Joy said:

    Just 8 more posts

  89. #10089
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:01 am, Joy said:

    To get 10100…

  90. #10090
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:02 am, Joy said:

    Soooo

  91. #10091
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:02 am, Joy said:

    I’m

  92. #10092
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:02 am, Joy said:

    going

  93. #10093
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 am, Joy said:

    For it………………… Site is telling me to slow down! Slow down?? Sheesh…

  94. #10094
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 am, Joy said:

    Next one

  95. #10095
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 am, purealchemy said:

    That Van Jones dude acts like he thinks he’s Shaft and a bag of chips.

    Mel: What’s with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

  96. #10096
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 am, purealchemy said:

    Aw shoot!

    I’m sorry, Joy!

  97. #10097
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 am, Joy said:

    OH FINE…. Just STEAL IT…

    *sniff*

    WAHHHH

  98. #10098
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:05 am, Joy said:

    Heh… no worries

    Nighty night Pure and Chaps! Sweet dreams and all…

  99. #10099
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 2:06 am, purealchemy said:

    Nite.

  100. #10100
    On September 3rd, 2009 at 4:20 am, purealchemy said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOv8RCkcXE

    Heard segments of this on Laura Ingraham yesterday morning. Van Jones speaks at some green event.
    This is UNBELIEVABLE.
    Takes awhile to listen to all of it but I would consider this a must.
    This guy is soooo wrapped up in his self-created faux communist coolness.

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