Obama dismantles Bush/Cheney shadow government plan… just kidding

By Doug Powers  •  July 28, 2009 03:57 PM

Remember when many Bush/Cheney critics went apoplectic when they learned about Bush/Cheney’s dark, mysterious, slithering-under-the-floorboards “shadow government” plans? Remember when liberals expelled their latte in a fine mist at the fact that all this power was being concentrated in the White House? Here’s how that’s being addressed with Obama in charge:

The White House has taken on a wider role in forming a backup government in case a crisis forces officials to leave Washington.

(One man’s crisis is another man’s nirvana, but I digress…)

Government officials familiar with the plans tell The New York Times that the initiative began during the final months of the Bush administration, and the Obama administration decided to leave it in place.

The White House Military Office will now lead the way in installing a “shadow government” should officials have to leave the capital because of a terrorist strike or some other catastrophe. The contingency plans include moving those officials to Mount Weather, Va. and running backup computer systems.

I don’t know what the exact future holds if Washington is attacked with nukes or incapacitated due to a natural disaster — such as a tsunami or a floor collapse at a strip club — but I do know that it’ll probably involve some kick-butt 747 fly-by photo-ops over the damage.

What promised to be the “most transparent administration in history” is already operating in the shadows, so I don’t even want to know how shadowy the shadow version might be.

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  1. #757812
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:02 pm, sicsempertyrannis said:

    I don’t know what the exact future holds if Washington is attacked with nukes or incapacitated due to a natural disaster — such as a tsunami or a floor collapse at a strip club

    Michelle you crack me up…

  2. #757822
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm, ajmontana said:

    Only the shadow knows.
    and Odopey hasn’t a clue.

  3. #757824
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm, ajmontana said:

    #1 doug is guesting…… 8)

  4. #757825
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Michelle you crack me up…

    That’s Doug. We have a guest today.

  5. #757826
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm, ajmontana said:

    Only the shadow knows.
    and Odopey hasn’t a clue.

    Never has, never will.

  6. #757829
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm, Truesoldier said:

    Off topic, but could this be the same property group that stopped the Tea Party in Atlanta?

  7. #757831
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:10 pm, chapoutier said:

    I don’t know what the exact future holds if Washington is attacked with nukes or incapacitated due to a natural disaster — such as a tsunami or a floor collapse at a strip club — but I do know that it’ll probably involve some kick-butt 747 fly-by photo-ops over the damage.

    I shall make it my patriotic duty to visit all of DC’s strip clubs to make sure they are uh….up to code.

    No no. You don’t have to thank me. We all have a role to play in our nation’s security. I do, however, take donations. A few folded up ones or maybe a fiver would be nice.

  8. #757834
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:10 pm, Southpaw said:

    Those shadow government plans and secret sites have been around for at least a couple of decades. The ironic thing is, as a junior Senator from Illinois, Obama wouldn’t have been able to get the security clearance neccessary to know the details.

  9. #757839
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:15 pm, txvet2 said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:10 pm, chapoutier said:

    I do, however, take donations. A few folded up ones or maybe a fiver would be nice.

    Deposited in the usual place along your G-string?

  10. #757844
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:18 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm, Truesoldier said:
    Off topic, but could this be the same property group that stopped the Tea Party in Atlanta?

    Yes, it is. Freedom of speech is being destroyed as we speak.

  11. #757848
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:20 pm, granite said:

    The contingency plans include moving those officials to Mount Weather, Va…..

    Umm….
    Security is not my area of expertise…but, why would the area to which officials will be moved, in the event of a terrorist strike, be made public?

    Is it a good idea to tell terrorists where you’ll be going?

    Is it being done as a feint?
    Would terrorists actually go for the “fake”; i.e., be fooled into attacking the publicized, phony place?
    Are terrorists that predictably stupid?

  12. #757849
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:20 pm, chapoutier said:

    Deposited in the usual place along your G-string?

    Obviously never been to a DC strip club. They are all nude. The girls wear garters.

  13. #757852
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:24 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    The contingency plans include moving those officials to Mount Weather, Va

    This is the other secret undisclosed location?

  14. #757853
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:25 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Obviously never been to a DC strip club. They are all nude. The girls wear garters.

    How did I know that you would know that, Chap???

  15. #757855
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:26 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    The girls wear garters.

    I knew you were a member of the Garter Administration.

  16. #757858
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:28 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Obviously never been to a DC strip club. They are all nude.

    Is that still a “strip” club?

  17. #757866
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:37 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:10 pm, chapoutier said:
    I don’t know what the exact future holds if Washington is attacked with nukes or incapacitated due to a natural disaster — such as a tsunami or a floor collapse at a strip club — but I do know that it’ll probably involve some kick-butt 747 fly-by photo-ops over the damage.
    I shall make it my patriotic duty to visit all of DC’s strip clubs to make sure they are uh….up to code.

    No no. You don’t have to thank me. We all have a role to play in our nation’s security. I do, however, take donations. A few folded up ones or maybe a fiver would be nice.

    You ain’t getting none of my hard earned money until I see your pole dancing routine! Here I picked a song for you.

    “Shades of night are falling and I’m lonely
    Standing on the corner feeling blue
    Sweethearts out for fun
    Pass me one by one
    Guess I’ll wind up like I always do
    With only

    Me and my shadow
    Strolling down the avenue
    Me and my shadow
    Not a soul to tell our troubles to
    But when it’s twelve a clock
    We climb the stair
    We never knock
    ‘Cause nobody’s there
    Just me and my shadow
    All alone and feeling blue
    And when it’s twelve a clock
    We climb the stair
    We never knock
    ‘Cause nobody’s there
    Just me and my shadow
    All alone and feeling blue”

  18. #757867
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:38 pm, txvet2 said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:20 pm, chapoutier said:

    Obviously never been to a DC strip club. They are all nude. The girls wear garters.

    I didn’t know you were a girl. Sorry. In that case I suppose you could just stuff them where the sun doesn’t shine….

  19. #757870
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:39 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Was Michelle Obama and her Mother on that plane during the fly-by?

  20. #757873
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, Southpaw said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:20 pm, granite said:

    Umm….
    Security is not my area of expertise…but, why would the area to which officials will be moved, in the event of a terrorist strike, be made public?

    Multiple sites, multiple contingencies.
    It’s a shell game.

  21. #757880
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:45 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    “The contingency plans”

    Obama is more then welcome at my house. I have a computer and will glad to tell him regularly that while it may not look like it he is in fact running a shadow government. Its so shadowy it appears he is doing nothing but even that is for his protection.

    Shhhh, its a “shadow” government Mr. Obama.

  22. #757883
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:47 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:26 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I knew you were a member of the Garter Administration.

    :lol:

  23. #757891
    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:50 pm, 24Klady said:

    Just the term ’shadow government’ makes my skin crawl/itch/twitch/or break out in hives. Knowing ‘Bambi’s way with words I’m sure he/Rahm/Gibbs/or Chris Matthews can come up with something way more appropriate.

    Jeesh, didn’t take you guys long to resort to nekked girls and climbing stairs cause you’re all alone and feeling blue. :)

  24. #757905
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:01 pm, beenthere said:

    I fail to see why people are getting chuckles over these kinds of developments: e.g. “isn’t it ironic that just a few months ago … etc.” and that kind of smug rubbish.

    * America is the source of all the world’s evils.
    * National security is not an Obama/Democrat Party concept.
    * All of these measures therefore will be maintained and directed solely against the American people.

    Golly gee, I wonder how this apparatus will be used and what future events might necessitate its use. Hmmmmmm . . .

  25. #757930
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:16 pm, rowsdower said:

    I mean this is , like, different cuz Bush was all icky and evil and stuff and Obama is really cool and is for hope and change making a difference and stuff like that. Oops,I just fell in a manhole while texting. Peace out.

  26. #757935
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:18 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    “I fail to see why people are getting chuckles over these kinds of developments.”

    Only the Shadow knows…..

  27. #757937
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:19 pm, Romeo13 said:

    Yes, but now they are planning for the threat to be from those Evil Vast Right Wing Conspiricy folks…

    You know, those evil minions who cling bitterly to their Founding documents?

  28. #757950
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:27 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    “I wonder how this apparatus will be used”

    Pretty sure if he loses a re-election bid it’ll be a crisis invoking a shadow government.

  29. #757965
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:33 pm, IndyRich said:

    Umm….
    Security is not my area of expertise…but, why would the area to which officials will be moved, in the event of a terrorist strike, be made public?

    Did VP Biden the source of the information in the article??

  30. #757990
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:43 pm, walterc said:

    I see that the new administration managed to retain the treason times inside source.

  31. #757995
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:46 pm, Southpaw said:

    BARACK OBAMA: …When you rush these budgets that are a foot high and nobody has any idea what’s in them and nobody has read them.

    RANDI RHODES: 14 pounds it was!

    BARACK OBAMA: Yeah. And it gets rushed through without any clear deliberation or debate then these kinds of things happen. And I think that this is in some ways what happened to the Patriot Act Porkulus. I mean you remember that there was no real debate about that. It was so quick after 9/11 inauguration that it was introduced that people felt very intimidated by the administration.

    Obama, you speak of thyself.

  32. #758005
    On July 28th, 2009 at 5:55 pm, chsw said:

    This is the return to the way things were during the Cold War. The Military Office also had an extensive succession list if the nuclear war that never came arrived and killed most Federal officials. Perhaps they’ll re-start the SAC under Cheyenne Mountain, re-start the Congressional shelter at the Greenbrier Resort and the POTUS one under Camp David.

    FEMA could be replaced with a new civil defense command and no one would complain.

    chsw

  33. #758050
    On July 28th, 2009 at 6:27 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Perhaps they’ll re-start the SAC under Cheyenne Mountain, re-start the Congressional shelter at the Greenbrier Resort and the POTUS one under Camp David.

    I think this administration is much more mundane. A 55 gallon drum of botox submerged off a pier in San Fran, a bicycle and a Google Map of an escape route from St. Louis to East St. Louis for the Pizza Guy, and an abandoned shopping cart full of Momjeans under an overpass in Virginia will get these guys through…

  34. #758054
    On July 28th, 2009 at 6:29 pm, zyzzyg said:

    The White House has taken on a wider role in forming a backup government in case a crisis forces officials to leave Washington.

    This has always been the case. During the State of the Union Address all but one Cabinebt Sec is in attendance. Why? Should the unthinkable happen, there is someone in charge.

    Moreover, there are safe rooms, bunkers if you will, in the WH and at the VP residence. Yep, there are safe places to conduct the business of Government.

    Much ado about nothing.

  35. #758056
    On July 28th, 2009 at 6:29 pm, robhic said:

    Wait a minute. Isn’t “shadow government” usually used in a negative way? I mean like for some nefarious purpose? Like “Manchurian Candidate” … oh, nevermind.

  36. #758067
    On July 28th, 2009 at 6:37 pm, granite said:

    On July 28th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, Southpaw said:

    Multiple sites, multiple contingencies.
    It’s a shell game.

    Agreed.
    Understood.

    But why the need to mention even the one?

    Why not just shut up and let the enemy guess about every possibility, instead of every possibility minus one?

    But, I understand your (good) point.

  37. #758071
    On July 28th, 2009 at 6:46 pm, Living in the PSRK said:

    Lord, I HATE THOSE PEOPLE.

    *PSRK spouting her racist remark for the afternoon and getting some ice cream with which to get the vile taste out her mouth from the “O”s passing her lips*

  38. #758154
    On July 28th, 2009 at 8:07 pm, T-Bone said:

    Mt Weather, VA is not the place I would want to be during the next terrorist attack. Even if they were only misdirecting the enemy, I wouldn’t want to be there.

    Hopefully, only Joe Biden will be there because they don’t want him participating in any government when its under attack. Shadow or otherwise.

  39. #758166
    On July 28th, 2009 at 8:21 pm, docflash said:

    In the military we have rally points in case things fall apart on movements.One would hope the Govt had back up plans.With this Woodstock bunch in charge you wonder if they have any clue about this stuff.

  40. #758182
    On July 28th, 2009 at 8:40 pm, dave_r said:

    “most transparent administration in history”… “most ethical congress ever”…

    Perhaps “most” has some heretofore unknown definition. What do the Democrats know that I don’t?

    “Garter Administration”… groan… :-]

  41. #758191
    On July 28th, 2009 at 8:47 pm, hadsil said:

    You keep forgetting. It’s ok only when Liberals do it.

  42. #758736
    On July 29th, 2009 at 12:15 pm, purealchemy said:

    Hey, all you pikers!
    We’re doing a marathon on the thread for “Don’t Taze Me Bro’” on previous entry page.
    Trying to hit 3,000 messages in a thread.
    You have nothing better to do, right? LOL

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