How to dress like an “authentic” grass-roots activist
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My fellow members of The Mob: Barbara Boxer and Robert Gibbs have panned your fashion sense. Accordingly, I have compiled style tips from “authentic” grass-roots activists to assist you with proper wardrobe choices for your next congressional town hall outings (language warning!).
Dreadlocks, black power fists, and militant berets are de rigeur:
Nothing spells genuine grass-roots like blood-red paint:
Feathers keep it real:
When in doubt, go bullhorns and keffiyeh:
Prove your bona fides through flag desecration:
Profanity = sincerity:
More profanity, with Pelosi-approved swastikas:
Less is more:
If you’ve got the body, rock a Che bikini:
The ultimate grass-roots accessory…Impeach Bush socks!
And straight from Our Lady of Real America’s closet, argyle and $540 Lanvin sneakers to give you the street cred you’ve been missing:
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More fashion advice: Jon at Exurban League has a fantastic sartorial tip sheet on how to “Dress for Redress.” Check it out!
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