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		<title>By: Danceswithdachshunds</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I really don&#039;t care what brand anyone rides but I have only disdain for those who act like 12 year olds and need to have a bike that everyone is forced to hear 20 miles away at 3 in the morning.  And I never understood the idea that the size of a motorcycle somehow proves manhood? (Maybe for some, perhaps the bigger the bike - the more insecure they are about that?). I&#039;ve had a Yamaha 535 Virago for the last ten years and put 27K on it mostly from commuting to work in the summer.  For me, it&#039;s just the right size for riding narrow New England city streets. One thing that amazes me about it, it&#039;s been virtually trouble free all these years and still runs like a sewing machine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I really don&#8217;t care what brand anyone rides but I have only disdain for those who act like 12 year olds and need to have a bike that everyone is forced to hear 20 miles away at 3 in the morning.  And I never understood the idea that the size of a motorcycle somehow proves manhood? (Maybe for some, perhaps the bigger the bike &#8211; the more insecure they are about that?). I&#8217;ve had a Yamaha 535 Virago for the last ten years and put 27K on it mostly from commuting to work in the summer.  For me, it&#8217;s just the right size for riding narrow New England city streets. One thing that amazes me about it, it&#8217;s been virtually trouble free all these years and still runs like a sewing machine.</p>
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		<title>By: BOB</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;On August 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm, Cal City Conservative said: 
Pardon my rant but much like unions I CAN’T stand HARLEYS. Overpriced garbage.Yes I ride rice, Yamaha FJR 1300 to be exact. Better in EVERY way than that 883. &lt;strong&gt;I know I’m wound to tight but this is just one of those things that gets my goat as the saying goes.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I don&#039;t own a motorcycle, but if I did I think I&#039;d prefer a BMW, (or maybe a Vespa).... 

I agree you are wound way too tight and were completely and unnecessarily insulting to the poster who happened to mention having a Harley.......chill out and make room for everyone. Why try to ruin his happy day for no reason?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>On August 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm, Cal City Conservative said:<br />
Pardon my rant but much like unions I CAN’T stand HARLEYS. Overpriced garbage.Yes I ride rice, Yamaha FJR 1300 to be exact. Better in EVERY way than that 883. <strong>I know I’m wound to tight but this is just one of those things that gets my goat as the saying goes.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I don&#8217;t own a motorcycle, but if I did I think I&#8217;d prefer a BMW, (or maybe a Vespa)&#8230;. </p>
<p>I agree you are wound way too tight and were completely and unnecessarily insulting to the poster who happened to mention having a Harley&#8230;&#8230;.chill out and make room for everyone. Why try to ruin his happy day for no reason?</p>
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		<title>By: Cal City Conservative</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>On August 8th, 2009 at 4:19 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:
    The wife and I just got back from a nice motorcycle ride over to a LondonDerry Flea market. I picked up a most awesome Monty Python “Black Knight” T-shirt for the paltry sum of $3! Wicked Pissah!&lt;blockquote&gt;

 On August 8th, 2009 at 4:58 pm, tre said:


What kind of bike is it? I own a 2006 Harley-Davidson Sportster 883, and it’s a blast to ride. I’ve cruised Route 66 over most of Oklahoma and all of the 13 miles of it in Kansas.
Someday, I want to put some saddle bags on it, and cruise all of the Mother Road with my wife.&lt;/blockquote&gt;


Was waiting for the Harley owning bot to show up.

Answer me this Tre, why is it that EVERYONE that owns a Harley has to inject it&#039;s name into a conversation? When I mention to someone about going on a ride I just say cycle ride.

Do you have to justify in some way paying so much for such an inferior product?

Oh and for what it&#039;s worth your 883 is a girls bike. If you are female no apology but if you are male you really need to get a more manly bike. 

Pardon my rant but much like unions I CAN&#039;T stand HARLEYS. Overpriced garbage.Yes I ride rice, Yamaha FJR 1300 to be exact. Better in EVERY way than that 883. I know I&#039;m wound to tight but this is just one of those things that gets my goat as the saying goes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On August 8th, 2009 at 4:19 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:<br />
    The wife and I just got back from a nice motorcycle ride over to a LondonDerry Flea market. I picked up a most awesome Monty Python “Black Knight” T-shirt for the paltry sum of $3! Wicked Pissah!<br />
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<p> On August 8th, 2009 at 4:58 pm, tre said:</p>
<p>What kind of bike is it? I own a 2006 Harley-Davidson Sportster 883, and it’s a blast to ride. I’ve cruised Route 66 over most of Oklahoma and all of the 13 miles of it in Kansas.<br />
Someday, I want to put some saddle bags on it, and cruise all of the Mother Road with my wife.</p></blockquote>
<p>Was waiting for the Harley owning bot to show up.</p>
<p>Answer me this Tre, why is it that EVERYONE that owns a Harley has to inject it&#8217;s name into a conversation? When I mention to someone about going on a ride I just say cycle ride.</p>
<p>Do you have to justify in some way paying so much for such an inferior product?</p>
<p>Oh and for what it&#8217;s worth your 883 is a girls bike. If you are female no apology but if you are male you really need to get a more manly bike. </p>
<p>Pardon my rant but much like unions I CAN&#8217;T stand HARLEYS. Overpriced garbage.Yes I ride rice, Yamaha FJR 1300 to be exact. Better in EVERY way than that 883. I know I&#8217;m wound to tight but this is just one of those things that gets my goat as the saying goes.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave Turson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here&#039;s a few Chuck Norris “jokes” for anyone thinking about arguing with him over his Obama-show-me-your-birth-certificate column.

1. Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs and then he round house kicks them until they explode. 
 2. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
 3. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. 
4. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. 
5. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
 6. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. 
7. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
8. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
9. Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
 10. Newton&#039;s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. 
11. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.  
 12. Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t shave; he kicks himself in the face. 
13. When you&#039;re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
14. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. 
 15. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said &quot;Get a job&quot;. 
16. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. 
 17. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother&#039;s womb.
18. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
 19. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. 
 20. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. 
21. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. 
22. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. 
23. There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close. 
24. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a field goal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
25. If you Google search &quot;Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked&quot; you will generate zero results. It just doesn&#039;t happen. 
 26. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don&#039;t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. 
27. Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. 
 28. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. 
29. Some people refer to this as the &quot;Circle of Life.&quot; If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he&#039;d win. Period. 
30. Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
 31. Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. 
32.  Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium. 
33. The Sherman tank was originally called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn&#039;t tough enough to be associated with him.  
 34. Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
 35. The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales. 
 36. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair. 
37. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
38. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
39. Chuck Norris does not &quot;style&quot; his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. 
 40. According to Einstein&#039;s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
 41. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. 
42. Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse. 
43. Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain. 
44. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in &quot;I hope I don&#039;t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.&quot; 
45. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
 46. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn&#039;t lifting himself up, he&#039;s pushing the Earth down. 
47. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald&#039;s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy&#039;s.
48. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay&#039;s potato chip. 
 49. What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
 50. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. 
51. The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
 52. Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. 
53. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. 
54. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 
 55. Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
 56. It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. 
57. Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris&#039; personal chef. 
58. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. 
59. Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe. 
60. Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 
61. If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris&#039; misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas. 
62. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. 
63. Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a &quot;hole.&quot; Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq. 
64. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 
65. Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. 
66. Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. 
67. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. 
68. &quot;Brokeback Mountain&quot; is not just a movie. It&#039;s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard. 
69. Chuck Norris can taste lies. 
70. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier. 
71. One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. 
72. In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization &quot;Kick Drugs Out of America&quot;. If the organization&#039;s name were &quot;Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America&quot;, there wouldn&#039;t be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere. 
73. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. 
74. Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. 
75. Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes. 
76. Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? 
77. Chuck Norris can bend light. With his bare hands. 
 78. Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris&#039; ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face. 
79. Chuck Norris changed the blogocube to a blogosphere. 
80. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. 
81. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this? 

You&#039;ve been warned!
Carry on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a few Chuck Norris “jokes” for anyone thinking about arguing with him over his Obama-show-me-your-birth-certificate column.</p>
<p>1. Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs and then he round house kicks them until they explode.<br />
 2. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.<br />
 3. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.<br />
4. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.<br />
5. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)<br />
 6. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.<br />
7. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.<br />
8. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.<br />
9. Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.<br />
 10. Newton&#8217;s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.<br />
11. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.<br />
 12. Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t shave; he kicks himself in the face.<br />
13. When you&#8217;re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.<br />
14. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.<br />
 15. In the beginning there was nothing&#8230;then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said &#8220;Get a job&#8221;.<br />
16. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.<br />
 17. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother&#8217;s womb.<br />
18. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.<br />
 19. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.<br />
 20. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.<br />
21. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.<br />
22. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.<br />
23. There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.<br />
24. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a field goal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.<br />
25. If you Google search &#8220;Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked&#8221; you will generate zero results. It just doesn&#8217;t happen.<br />
 26. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don&#8217;t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.<br />
27. Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.<br />
 28. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.<br />
29. Some people refer to this as the &#8220;Circle of Life.&#8221; If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he&#8217;d win. Period.<br />
30. Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.<br />
 31. Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.<br />
32.  Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.<br />
33. The Sherman tank was originally called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn&#8217;t tough enough to be associated with him.<br />
 34. Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.<br />
 35. The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.<br />
 36. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.<br />
37. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.<br />
38. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.<br />
39. Chuck Norris does not &#8220;style&#8221; his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.<br />
 40. According to Einstein&#8217;s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.<br />
 41. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.<br />
42. Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.<br />
43. Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.<br />
44. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in &#8220;I hope I don&#8217;t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.&#8221;<br />
45. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.<br />
 46. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn&#8217;t lifting himself up, he&#8217;s pushing the Earth down.<br />
47. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald&#8217;s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy&#8217;s.<br />
48. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay&#8217;s potato chip.<br />
 49. What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.<br />
 50. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.<br />
51. The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.<br />
 52. Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.<br />
53. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.<br />
54. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.<br />
 55. Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.<br />
 56. It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.<br />
57. Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking&#8230; because the Rock is Chuck Norris&#8217; personal chef.<br />
58. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.<br />
59. Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.<br />
60. Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.<br />
61. If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris&#8217; misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.<br />
62. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.<br />
63. Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a &#8220;hole.&#8221; Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.<br />
64. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.<br />
65. Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t look both ways before he crosses the street&#8230; he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.<br />
66. Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.<br />
67. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.<br />
68. &#8220;Brokeback Mountain&#8221; is not just a movie. It&#8217;s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.<br />
69. Chuck Norris can taste lies.<br />
70. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.<br />
71. One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.<br />
72. In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization &#8220;Kick Drugs Out of America&#8221;. If the organization&#8217;s name were &#8220;Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America&#8221;, there wouldn&#8217;t be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.<br />
73. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.<br />
74. Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.<br />
75. Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.<br />
76. Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?<br />
77. Chuck Norris can bend light. With his bare hands.<br />
 78. Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris&#8217; ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.<br />
79. Chuck Norris changed the blogocube to a blogosphere.<br />
80. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.<br />
81. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this? </p>
<p>You&#8217;ve been warned!<br />
Carry on.</p>
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		<title>By: Avi Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Avi Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://comicsglobewatch.blogspot.com/2007/04/and-nowcapcoms-very-first-arcade-video.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Here on my game blog is a recording of Vulgus&lt;/a&gt;, Capcom&#039;s very first video game.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://comicsglobewatch.blogspot.com/2007/04/and-nowcapcoms-very-first-arcade-video.html" rel="nofollow">Here on my game blog is a recording of Vulgus</a>, Capcom&#8217;s very first video game.</p>
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		<title>By: ITookTheRedPill</title>
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		<dc:creator>ITookTheRedPill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We all know the State of Hawaii will not release a certified copy of Obama’s Birth Certificate to anyone who does not have a “tangible interest in the record”.  I have received verbal commitment from someone with a “tangible interest” to make this request.  Let&#039;s see if the State of Hawaii rejects them.

But perhaps &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;we&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; should try to get a Letter of Verification?

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/vital-records/vital_records.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Letters of Verification&lt;/a&gt;

Letters of verification may be issued in lieu of certified copies (HRS §338-14.3). This document verifies the existence of a birth/death/marriage/divorce certificate on file with the Department of Health and any other information that the applicant provides to be verified relating to the vital event. (For example, that a certain named individual was born on a certain date at a certain place.) The verification process will not, however, disclose information about the vital event contained within the certificate that is unknown to and not provided by the applicant in the request.

Letters of verification are requested in similar fashion and using the same request forms as for certified copies.

The fee for a letter of verification is $5 per letter. &lt;/blockquote&gt;

Supply the information that Obama made public on the COLB, as well as the supposed birth location of Kapi’olani Medical Center. 

If the State of Hawaii can’t verify that information, then the fraud is revealed…

Why is that important? Because even the people who don’t understand or agree that Obama is ineligible because his father and he were British subjects at birth can still understand fraud and cover-up.

On this thirty-fifth anniversary of the day President Nixon submitted his letter of resignation for his role in the Watergate scandal, people are reminded of how much they dislike cover-ups and how they voted for a candidate who promised to be “open, transparent, and accountable”.

It the State of Hawaii cannot verify that what Obama has said about his own birth is true, then a majority of “We the People” will demand he be removed from office.

I believe that the “original vital record” of Obama’s birth, on record in Hawaii, is nothing more than the sworn statement of one of his relatives. I do not believe that it is a hospital birth certificate signed by a doctor. Even if I am wrong about that, I believe that he was subsequently adopted by Lolo Soetoro and his last name was changed to Soetoro. 

From the very first time I saw the online .JPG of “Obama’s COLB”, I thought it was a forgery. 

We may now have a way, via a “Letter of Verification” to see if the State of Hawaii will verify the story Obama has told.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all know the State of Hawaii will not release a certified copy of Obama’s Birth Certificate to anyone who does not have a “tangible interest in the record”.  I have received verbal commitment from someone with a “tangible interest” to make this request.  Let&#8217;s see if the State of Hawaii rejects them.</p>
<p>But perhaps <em><strong>we</strong></em> should try to get a Letter of Verification?</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/vital-records/vital_records.html" rel="nofollow">Letters of Verification</a></p>
<p>Letters of verification may be issued in lieu of certified copies (HRS §338-14.3). This document verifies the existence of a birth/death/marriage/divorce certificate on file with the Department of Health and any other information that the applicant provides to be verified relating to the vital event. (For example, that a certain named individual was born on a certain date at a certain place.) The verification process will not, however, disclose information about the vital event contained within the certificate that is unknown to and not provided by the applicant in the request.</p>
<p>Letters of verification are requested in similar fashion and using the same request forms as for certified copies.</p>
<p>The fee for a letter of verification is $5 per letter. </p></blockquote>
<p>Supply the information that Obama made public on the COLB, as well as the supposed birth location of Kapi’olani Medical Center. </p>
<p>If the State of Hawaii can’t verify that information, then the fraud is revealed…</p>
<p>Why is that important? Because even the people who don’t understand or agree that Obama is ineligible because his father and he were British subjects at birth can still understand fraud and cover-up.</p>
<p>On this thirty-fifth anniversary of the day President Nixon submitted his letter of resignation for his role in the Watergate scandal, people are reminded of how much they dislike cover-ups and how they voted for a candidate who promised to be “open, transparent, and accountable”.</p>
<p>It the State of Hawaii cannot verify that what Obama has said about his own birth is true, then a majority of “We the People” will demand he be removed from office.</p>
<p>I believe that the “original vital record” of Obama’s birth, on record in Hawaii, is nothing more than the sworn statement of one of his relatives. I do not believe that it is a hospital birth certificate signed by a doctor. Even if I am wrong about that, I believe that he was subsequently adopted by Lolo Soetoro and his last name was changed to Soetoro. </p>
<p>From the very first time I saw the online .JPG of “Obama’s COLB”, I thought it was a forgery. </p>
<p>We may now have a way, via a “Letter of Verification” to see if the State of Hawaii will verify the story Obama has told.</p>
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		<title>By: ITookTheRedPill</title>
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		<dc:creator>ITookTheRedPill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.uscis.gov/e-verify&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;E-Verify&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.uscis.gov/e-verify" rel="nofollow">E-Verify</a></p>
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