Question: Which SNL comedian will play Debbie Stabenow?

Because her comment about feeling global warming when she flies is as stupid as it gets.
Paging Tina Fey for a special cameo. Hello?
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I can’t remember her name, but the SNLer who played Hillary Clinton would be a better fit than Fey.
Here I thought that things like wind shear and turbulence were behind accidents and rough flights.
Turns out it was Gorebal Warming all along.
Amazing. We can FEEL it!!!1!!eleventy!
Wow, with statements like that she’s libel to end up on Joe Biden’s staff.
She looks like Darrell Hammond.
SNL Script:
Stabenow (Tina Fey) – “I can See Global Warming from my House”.
You gotta love that dead behind the eyes look she has going.
Maybe its restless leg syndrome….
Someone please Photoshop a tin foil hat on this idiot.
I e-mailed the doofus today and said it was amazing she could feel global warming when she flew. I then asked what she was flying–a broomstick?? What a looney tune–no offense.
All that time I thought I was feeling leg cramps from the too-small seats, saddle-soreness from sitting too long, boredom.
Is that global warming?
Rachel Dratch “Debbie Downer”
Some months ago there was a classic picture of Stabenow doing a presentation in the Senate, and she had a sign with a put-down term (I believe she was lambasting Bush). However, the way this picture was, the sign was in the background so that it appeared that the put-down was intended for Stabenow. It was really hilarious. That picture would be more appropriate than the one posted for this article.
Here is video of Rachel Dratch as “Debbie Downer” perfect for Stabenow impersonation:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer
Congress is the greatest contributor to global warming. The world could be a degree cooler is we shut down the DC spending spree.
Isn’t that a picture of Daryl Hammond anyway?
Um, the term “vapid” comes to mind…
I can understand why some members of congress don’t take the time to read the bills they vote on…it must be their preoccupation with more pressing problems facing the world…it will end in 4 months if we don’t do what the global progressives deem is necessary to prevent it, don’cha know?…O-O-O-K-A-Y……
Does Chris Matthews think it’s global warming when he pisses himself?
Next, she’ll be saying…….
“Tell me about the bunny rabbits, George. I want to hold them, and squeeze them, and…….”
Sorry Michigan, but your politicians make me laugh. Where do you find these people?
http://migop.blogs.com/blog/2006/03/a_picture_worth.html
Here’s a link to the picture I previously mentioned. It really should replace the one posted with this picture.
We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes.”They just make Sh*t up. AMAZING
She can feel it when she flys?
How about when she is on an airplane, can she feel it then?
When did SNL begin hiring comedians?
Madshark #9
Now that there is funny.
Years ago, John Goodman played a mean Janet Reno. Just sayin’ . . .
107* Here right now, same as always this time of year. Maybe I’ll go jump off the roof to see if I can feel it.
Cllimate Change/Global Warming = H.O.A.X.
Oh dear Lord – please tell me this woman was taken out of context. I understand how stupid a person can sound when taken out of context – but please do NOT TELL ME this woman is a US Senator if she really said this in serious discourse. This sounds like someone on mushrooms.
I’d cast Joe Pesci.
See #20
Hee-yeah. There’s no doubt SNL and late night comedians will go for the jugular….taking new shots at “teabaggers”, Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney.
I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard at so many comments in a thread.
Good job, everyone.
How STUPID is this person. Reid, Pelosi, Obama, Axelrod, StabenSIPID, Jackson, et al. are just going stark-raving nuts. Who in their right mind would vote for these people next time around?
Well, besides lgm…
I’ve always thought she was the spitting image of an older W.C. Fields
And that maddow on pmsnbc looks strinkingly like Nosferatu
Something happens when these idiots get elected. I mean none of there were ever the sharpest knife in the drawer but SOMETHING happens when they get to DC and it just sucks any remaining IQ out of these people on both sides of the aisle.
These people are absolutely stupid in the truest sense of the word. These people are lgm-stupid. I wonder how long he has served in Congress.
I can see Global warming from my airplane.
Cow farts create volatility.
I can feel it in Santa Ana’s.
I see increased meteorological volatility…
Nah, she wouldn’t understand those big words. I wonder if she knows what “volatility” actually means. Frankly, I wonder if she knows what “storms” mean…
Check you drawers, Deb and remember global warming does not have lumps.
I can see daylight on the other side when I look in either of Debbie Stabenow’s ears.
She started work in her daddy’s gas-station…violins in background…
She’s a reason I moved to AZ.
or skid marks.
C’mon, Michigan has a Canadian Governor…How f’ed up is that ?
The video is doctored !
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-balan/2009/08/13/cnns-sanchez-presses-rep-sheila-jackson-lee-town-hall-phone-use
They won’t even admit to things they are filmed doing. These people really have no shame.
And if you don’t support Cap and trade George, I’ll stroke your fur the wrong way….”
WarEagle what happens to someone who gets elected and then arrives in Washington? Is that they imagine that because that live in a district of say 250000 people. And they won an election 24000 to 18000.
This affirmation of support is all they needed tom imagine that the entire country has burnt their copy of the constitution like they did in college and picked up Das Kapital.
It is obvious! TO
To them that is.
“I feel it when I’m flying.” I guess that’s why Congress needs to spend $200 million on private jets for these brain-deads. I hear the private jets are proofed against Global Warming volatility
OMG. Puke Central.
This & Levin R my (Representatives in the Senate), I hesitate to allow them the esteemed label of ‘US Senator’.
All I can give her is a responsiveness at a personal level.
My Nephew was in dire straits in the Military and My Sister’s Reasoned request did lead to intervention from Senator Stabanenow which The Family all believes saved my nephew’s life.
Otherwise though, she was a Clintonista and is now an Obamabot.
Beautiful, beautiful,
Does AARP realize the role of ‘George’ will be played by B. Hussein Obama? ( Of course the only citizens that will be allowed to own firearms will be ‘authorized Doctors’ trained in ‘Elder Care’), eh?
Just the vapors.Not evil Global Warming.
Definition – (Nothing against actual Trailer Dwellers – I were one once)
As a side note. Did anyone ever hear during the Mortgage Meltdown, any reason why renters should be homeowners. I rented for 25 Years and when the time was right I bought a house which I still live in, But:
Back to Definitions in the 21st Century.
Intellectual Trailer Trash =
Obama
Pelosi
Reid
Boxer
Rahm
Stabenow
Levin
Leftists
Statists
And the list Grows, (Faster than the economy).
She Fits the definition:
Nincomcrat
I’m not sure, but somehow I think Algore is using his new corporations to manufacture a special kind of new Democrat ‘Whoopee Cushion’, except it doesn’t just make Democrat sounds, it actually injects cash if a compliant A$$hat sits on it.
Then all that is needed is an enema to receive your ‘Stimulus Money’.
I’m laughing so hard. This cannot be real.
What’s with all of the bold face type?
Thinking about it, you’d have to know the people who live in Michigan to understand why she thinks she can get away with saying something so stupid…my mother-in-law for example.
the folks that voted that dunce in gotta be proud of yourselves, Acorn, SEUI and UAW’ers…birds of a feather and all that sorta thing.
If Chris Farley were still alive, he’d be the perfect candidate to lampoon her…
As funny as this is it is also scary.
These people act stupidly (as uh-bama says) and work to pass laws that affect us in so many ways.
Sure are a lot more hurricanes. Hmm, I think we’re up to “A” now, and it’s the middle of August. Here in Tidewater Virginia it’s a real balmy 75 degrees. If this is global warming, I love it. By the way, aren’t I supposed to be under 20 feet of water by now? They said we would a few years ago. Oh, yesterday, Norfolk/Portsmouth had about 2 feet of water…t-storms. But it was gone in the morning. Oh, well….
This woman needs therapy. She doesn’t look like a person who has joy in her life.
This ditzy broad has no business influencing ANY domestic energy policy.
She may as well rely on her “lumbago” or “bunions” to determine whether “climate change” (around these here parts we call it “weather”) is adversely impacted by the incidental activities of mankind.
It’s positively nauseating that there’s a whole generation of simple minded Gen-Xers that buy into this fabricated fantasy crap. Believe it if you must, stupid … just keep those social security checks coming in.
Is there a little warm puddle on her seat when she “feels global warming” during her flights? They have pills for that you know.
Was that before, during, or after, she joined the Mile High Club? (yeesh)
Hey, Stabmenow is just smart enough to be appointed Czar of one of Obama’s “Killmenow” death panels!
Stabmenow has been appointed czar of the mile high club.
She was in town the other day promoting cash for clunkers and after seeing her picture I finally figured out where all the clunkers are going…
It’s not therapy she needs, it’s a soul. The only feeling that comes close to joy for liberals, is the euphoric rush they get when they engage in the politics of personal destruction…and maybe a fleeting tingle of enpowerment when exercising control over the lives of others. Understand, they know what’s best for everyone else. When evil dominates both id and ego, no positive emotion can exist.
*I say send her on the first manned mission to the sun; We could send her at night when it’s not so hot!
Look at her answer to this question:
Q: Senate Finance Chairman Max Bacaus has set a Sept. 15 deadline to reach a deal with members. Are discussions ongoing even though senators are on summer break? How realistic is it that you will return with a bipartisan agreement?
A: We’re working very very hard to get a bipartisan agreement but people have to want to get a bipartisan agreement. Our hope is that that will be the case. I think that if there is an agreement, it will come in mid-September. One way or the other we need to act, hopefully in a bipartisan effort. The reality is that we need to act when you’re talking about 62 percent of the bankruptcies in this country coming because of a health care crisis. And 5,000 home foreclosures every day happen because of a health care crisis.
This womans mind should be declared a superfund site.
It is nothing but one huge toxic waste dump
Late to the party today, dammit:(
Bingo! Took the words right out of my mouth. Besides – nitwit though she is, Tina Fey is too cute to play this beast (typical of leftists).
LOL! Classic
The Bold Face Type is because that’s what my eyes prefer.
( I swore I was gonna stop when I needed Glasses. )
Debbie Stabenow:
Obama:
Joe Biden:
Kanye West:
Me:
What did you expect from a Michiganer?
I think she and Chris Matthews are getting the same feeling.
Perhaps I am biased because of how utterly moronic her statement is, but the picture of her above has an “I’m-the dumbest-person-in-Congress” look about it. It’s the picture of deer in the headlights stupidity masked as arrogance. Does this single IQ digit moron actually believe she can feel global warming on a plane? For her sake I hope she is merely lying.
I know I’m dating myself, and that the individual I am about to suggest is no longer with us; but, John Belushi in drag would have done a creditable job.
As a Michigan resident I must take exception to a few of the comments. Fully 70 of the 83 Michigan counties vote republican. Unfortunately the other 13 counties are the population centers where both Levin and Stabenow reside. Like most of the rest of the country there are few blue counties but many blue cities.
Did Rep. Stabenow consider that what she might be feeling is actually a hot flash?
ON HER BROOM!!!
Errah, dig up belushi and put a red wig on him. He’s a dead ringer (no pun intended)
My guess is, the global warming she is feeling is the gas leak filling her pantyhose.
Is John Goodman available?
She should play herself–SNL types and Senators are related now.Carl Levin would do. How about that fellow from Minnesota?
You just cannot make this stuff up no wonder Michigan looks like Romania. But I have to wonder about the caliber of people that voted her in!
I knew I would hear from Michganders on my inclusive, back handed slap. Your exception of course is noted. My husband is a born and bred Michigander and I give him heck all the time. We moved from Michigan because it’s France all over again and now live in one of the most conservative strong holds in the nation. Anyway, please don’t take offense at my post, but there are alot of people in Michigan that continue voting to keep the status quo.
“I see ghosts … and … global warming”
Taken from DNC talking points
I’ll bet she is glad she works in DC …’cause when that big wave hits New York and freezes she’ll be safe.
Caliber of Michigan voters? Michigan is just a hop skip and jump from Chicago.
Reminds me of when Barbara Walter’s took the televised science exam a couple of years ago and failed. Example: I don’t think she knew where the light of the moon came from…..duh!
New show for NBC…”Is Debbie Smarter Than A ….Toddler?”
You said it much better than I did. She has no soul.
As funny as this thread has been, this idiot is actually in charge. Halloween has come early.
If Chris Farley were still alive he’d be the perfect choice.
ready teddy; you are correct, belushi, but since john has left the building his brother would work just fine.
I see stabenow is having one of those unexpected mensa moments. that michigan would elect someone so profound, is truly impressive. the genius is half a brain cell away from having a whole one.
Does anyone know of a site that displays the IQ’s of senators and congressmen? I would love to see what the trend has been over the past 20 years. Anyone care to guess how many of our elected leaders have an IQ above 70?
You’d wonder how a plane would ever get airborne with her on it.
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I vote for JANET RENO to play Debbie Stabenaw–a good “fit”.
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Probably she should avoid walking behind the jet engine exhaust when entering / exiting the plane. “GLOBAL WARMING” you can believe in!
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As a wise co-worker once said, “Engage brain before starting mouth!”
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John Bibb
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